Fun:Ham
Ham is smoked/cured pork butt back leg. To make ham, a pig's butt is chopped, formed and smoked. Then they slather it in all natural ham jelly and pop that baby into a can. Viola! Delicious canned ham. Most four-legged mammals when slaughtered and cut into conventionally defined pieces have some resulting part that is, as likely as not, called a ham.
[edit] Ham recipes
For example, let's say a degenerate named "Andy" lives next door to some kid who has a pet goat called "Sammy." Do you see where I'm going with this? Well, one night, say the summer solstice, "Andy" the degenerate hops over the back fence and snatches up poor little Ken . . er . . . "Sammy" the goat. Upon returning to his mother's basement, "Andy" slaughters the goat, cutting it into conventionally defined pieces, as a gesture to ensure a good harvest. But just as he is throwing all those pieces in the fire he notices one particularly delectable piece he cannot bear to sacrifice to "himself" . . . rather, his dark gods. That piece of "Sammy" the goat will inevitably be the goat's ham, i.e. "Sammy's" ham.
[edit] Damnation
Ham, being made out of a pig, is neither Kosher nor Halal. So if you eat ham, you are both ritually unclean by Old Testament standards, and are Haram by Koranic standards. In either case, the punishment is death. Hope you enjoyed your last meal!