“”"I will find the homosexual agenda if I have to invade another country to do it! You clowns search every tushy in the state of Minnesota!"
"But, your Majesty, the homosexual agenda is in Minneapolis!"
The homosexual agenda (sometimes gay agenda and not to be confused with gay daily planner) is a metaphorical boogeyman created by the Christian Right in the United States. The agenda's slimy lavender appendages are trying to infiltrate and corrupt every facet of traditional American culture, most notably family values. The prime purpose for the metaphor is to give the civil rights movement a shady, vicious and fictional purpose (usually rooted in anti-Christianity and/or communism) and thus keep it dehumanized. It is often used as a euphemism for homosexual recruitment. The agenda is easier to rail against and hate than the individuals seeking basic civil rights are.
Those who believe in the homosexual agenda often cite Michael Swift's satirical essay, "Gay Revolutionary," as evidence for their views. In doing so, they generally omit the first line, which reads: "This essay is an outré, madness, a tragic, cruel fantasy, an eruption of inner rage, on how the oppressed desperately dream of being the oppressor."
Brokeback Mountain is also apparently a centerpiece of the agenda, being a clever propaganda piece by which Hollywood can brainwash unsuspecting red-blooded Americans into going along with the homosexual agenda.
According to the Christian Post, the homosexual agenda consists of:
“”1. decriminalisation of sodomy
2. equalization of age of consent for heterosexual sex and homosex
5. homosexual parenthood and adoption rights.
To others this might be known as "being treated like a human being" — the horror!
An earlier iteration of this conspiracy theory was referred to as "Homintern," a play on the Soviet Comintern. This theory posited that gays controlled the arts and media and used them for the purposes of propagandizing and recruitment.
It is a little known fact that many homosexuals do have an agenda which is mainly geared toward them being treated like human beings and treated with the same dignity and respect as everyone else. What greedy jerks.
 See also
- Iowa House representative reveals the non-existence of the homosexual agenda!
- Barney Frank admits the agenda and codifies it!
- Lewis Black: Gay Banditos
- The Heterosexual Agenda: Exposing the Myths
- The Gays are Coming: A Short History of Homophobic Documentaries
- LZ Granderson: The Myth of the Gay Agenda (TED Talk)
- The Homosexual Agenda Revealed! on Betty Bowers