Homosexual agenda

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Teh gays are out to destroy us!
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"I will find the homosexual agenda if I have to invade another country to do it! You clowns search every tushy in the state of Minnesota!"
"But, your Majesty, the homosexual agenda is in Minneapolis!"
—Eskit[1]

The homosexual agenda (sometimes gay agenda and not to be confused with the gay daily planner) is a metaphorical boogeyman created by the Religious Right in the United States. The agenda's slimy lavender appendages are trying to infiltrate and corrupt all of our precious bodilfy fluids every facet of traditional American culture, most notably family values. The prime purpose for the metaphor is to give the LGBT rights a shady, vicious and fictional purpose (usually rooted in anti-Christianity, anti-Islam[2] and/or pro-communist conspiracies) and thus keep it dehumanized. It is often used as a euphemism for homosexual recruitment. The agenda is easier to rail against and hate than the individuals seeking basic civil rights are.

Those who believe in the homosexual agenda often cite Michael Swift's satirical essay, "Gay Revolutionary," as evidence for their views. In doing so, they generally omit the first line, which reads: "This essay is an outré, madness, a tragic, cruel fantasy, an eruption of inner rage, on how the oppressed desperately dream of being the oppressor."[3]

Brokeback Mountain is also apparently a centerpiece of the agenda, being a clever propaganda piece by which Hollywood can brainwash unsuspecting red-blooded Americans into going along with the homosexual agenda![4]

According to the Christian Post, the homosexual agenda consists of:

  1. decriminalisation of sodomy
  2. equalization of age of consent for heterosexual sex and homosex
  3. anti-discrimination laws e.g. equality in sex education which should cover heterosexual sex and anal sex
  4. same-sex marriage or civil union
  5. homosexual parenthood and adoption rights.[5]

To others this might be known as "being treated like a human being" — the horror!

Use of this term may indicate paranoia, persecution complex and a likely obsession with everything gay.

An earlier iteration of this conspiracy theory was referred to as "Homintern," a play on the Soviet Comintern. This theory posited that gays controlled the arts and media and used them for the purposes of propagandizing and recruitment.[6]

It is a little known fact that many homosexuals do have an agenda which is mainly geared toward them being treated with the same dignity and respect as everyone else. What greedy jerks.

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[edit] Footnotes

  1. "I Got a Fundamentalist Up My Ass"
  2. Sometimes pro-Islam, when the fantasy is in the mind of a Christian fundamentalist, which only goes to show how delusional these ideas actually are.
  3. Michael Swift: "Gay Revolutionary", Fordham University
  4. Homosexual agenda pushed in movies like Brokeback Mountain!
  5. Understanding the Homosexual Agenda, The Christian Post (Singapore edition)
  6. The Homintern, New York Times
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