Jackson K. Grimes

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Soon-to-be President-elect Grimes of the United Union of Fascists. That's his official campaign photo.

Jack Grimes is the perennial candidate for the United Union of Fascists.

He has his own somewhat idiosyncratic ideas of fascism, and considers Benito Mussolini and Saddam Hussein personal heroes. He's right into the corporate socialism notion.

Grimes maintains that "Hitler pretended to be a Fascist to capitalize on Benito Mussolini's popularity when he started the National Socialist German Workers' Party, but was NOT a Fascist EVER! More like a Judas goat hung around Il Duce's neck like a millstone with his anti-Semitic insanity." So that's all right then.

In the meantime, we'll let the man speak for himself.

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