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The John Birch Society was founded by candy manufacturer Robert Welch in 1958 to fight the Communist menace to the United States. An early book by Welch, The Politician, became controversial after it became widely known that an early manuscript included the accusation that President Dwight Eisenhower was a "conscious, dedicated agent of the Communist conspiracy." Oil baron Fred C. Koch was also among the original members.
 Who is John Birch?
The society was named after a missionary named John Birch. According to the society, Birch, a missionary in China who joined the United States military during World War II, was the first victim of the Cold War. Despite helping the Chinese by fighting the Japanese there, after the war he was supposedly killed by the commies, but the US government kept it quiet until one Robert Welch discovered the truth and exploited the poor son-of-a-Birch's name for his own political agenda.
 In the post-WWII world
In their early days the JBS was a somewhat respected institution. However, things soon moved in a more conspiracist and radical direction. For example the JBS at one point claimed that then President Eisenhower was an "agent of the Communist conspiracy" (simply for talking to the Soviet Union as opposed to starting World War III). "Birchers", as they were known, wrote a lot of letters during their early years on various scare issues, such as opposition to summits between the U.S. and the Soviet Union, and keeping fluoride out of water supply, from which it could enter our precious bodily fluids and corrupt our purity of essence. The Birchers were frequent promoters of moral panics on everything from the Panama Canal treaties to the nuclear disarmanent movement, all claimed to be part of the Communist movement to undermine American security, and shared cross-membership and tactics with early Religious Right groups like Billy James Hargis' "Christian Crusade."
Their tactics quickly alienated the mainstream American conservatives; years later, William F. Buckley, Jr. wrote an article on how he, Barry Goldwater, Russell Kirk, and a bunch of PR people did some very delicate maneuvering so that the Goldwater campaign could denounce the John Birch Society without losing the votes of the society's members, with Goldwater eventually stating that "We cannot allow the emblem of irresponsibility to attach to the conservative banner." Nevertheless, they were out campaigning on Goldwater's behalf; during the 1964 campaign, Birchers mastered the tactic of mass distribution of cheap paperbacks, and three in particular: None Dare Call It Treason by John Stormer, A Texan Looks At Lyndon by J. Evetts Haley, and A Choice, Not An Echo by Phyllis Schlafly. You can find multiple copies of all three at your local thrift store, most of them still unread.
They did the same thing in 1972 with a little book called None Dare Call It Conspiracy by Gary Allen, which posited the conspiracy theory that the environmental movement, the peace movement, women's libbers, the mainstream media, international Soviet Communism, the United Nations, and the Book of the Month Club (no mention of water fluoridation though, surprisingly) were all in cahoots with the Rockefellers who sought to control the world through the Council on Foreign Relations. Somewhere around this point the Birchers morphed from being mostly concerned with militant anti-Communism into a group more concerned with exposing The Conspiracy. While keeping known anti-Semites out of their organization and refraining from explicit mention of the imagined "Illuminati" in favor of concerns about the Trilateral Commission, they did republish John Robinson's 1798 book about the Illuminati, Proofs of a Conspiracy, as part of their "Americanist Library" series. The Birchers' favored term for the "conspiracy" was the New World Order. Not surprisingly, their rapidly falling membership in the 70s and 80s turned around after 1990 when George H.W. Bush in an act of ill-advised stupidity used that very phrase in a speech. This gave the Birchers a new lease on life during the 90s. After the New World Order conspiracy theories took outlandish and bizarre directions during the 1990s ranging from tales of black helicopters to shape-shifting reptilians, the Birchers staked out a position of relative moderation among the lunatic fringe and warned against acceptance of these more outlandish theories while promoting the New World Order theory as laid out in Gary Allen's 1972 book as being a liberal-secularist conspiracy led by the Rockefellers and other high financiers to bring about a socialist world government... again.
Their current whereabouts, alas, are unknown. File them in the "where are they now" pile next to Spinal Tap and The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo.
The John Birch Society does still exist. Today, they are most worried about threats to US sovereignty, most particularly the (never actually proposed) union between the US, Canada and Mexico. They are also adamantly opposed to free trade, immigration, and the United Nations.
The society has been linked to 1988’s failed California Proposition 102, which required anyone who tested positive for HIV to be reported to the government and their sexual contacts investigated. It also would have erased laws against compulsory testing.
Recently, they have
morphed into been aligning themselves with the Tea Party movement, and are even co-sponsoring CPAC, the largest conservative conference in the US. (This probably says more about modern conservatism in the US than it does about the JBS.) They have a website where they push every right-wing conspiracy theory you can think of while trying to pass themselves off as small government conservatives, though they quickly give themselves away as fairly authoritarian.
 See also
- Minutemen (organization)
- Liberty Lobby
- War on Christmas, the JBS were the originators of this meme.
- At Wikipedia:
- John Birch Society category page at Wikipedia: Links to WP articles about several people with ties to the John Birch Society, plus other related articles;
- Another category page with links to biographical articles about card-carrying Birchers
- Their homepage
- Their YouTube channel, with copious amounts of red scare propaganda!
- Robert Welch "predicts" the coming commie takeover.
- Right Wing Watch's category for the JBS
- Biography of John Birch, Robert Welch, and the John Birch Society, Appalachian State University
- Talkin' John Birch Paranoid Blues by Bob Dylan
- ↑ The John Birch Society Song
- ↑ "In the confusing situation," said Krause last week, "my instructions were to act with diplomacy. Birch made the Communist lieutenant lose face before his own men. Militarily, John Birch brought about his own death."
- ↑ You ever seen a commie drink water? Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it?
- ↑ Drawing the Line, Washington Monthly
- ↑ Some can still be found in New Hampshire campaigning for the Constitution Party, or at least in 2008, for Ron Paul.
- ↑ The 45 Biggest Homophobes of Our 45 Years, The Advocate
- ↑ Triumph of the GOP Ultra-Crazies, The Daily Beast
- ↑ To the surprise of no one.