John Boehner

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I drive a Rolls Royce/'Cos it's good for my back.
He's basically an orange traffic cone at this point.
—Drew Magary[1]

John Boehner — aka "The Orange Overlord"[2] and the "Weeper of the House"[3] — enjoys "nice conversations"[4] and is the tangerine-hued jackhole who leads the Republican Party in the United States House of Representatives. He represents the 8th District of Ohio, an area encompassing mostly rural counties in the westernmost part of the state, close enough to be demographically indistinguishable from Indiana.

He has demonstrated multiple times how relentlessly stupid he is. Between mixing up the US Constitution with its Declaration of Independence[5] and thinking that Gitmo detainees are more comfortable than "many Americans,"[6] no other party in the world (besides UKIP and the regimes of several theocracies) would allow him to be on a stage, let alone be a leader.

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[edit] Navy

He joined the US Navy after graduating from high school in 1968, but was discharged a few weeks later because he has a "bad back." Currently, one of his favorite leisure activities is playing golf. Hmm.[7] His extensive military career proved to be excellent preparation for his political role as a chickenhawk war hawk, though.

[edit] Stunts

Some of his more infamous stunts include:

[edit] Speakership

See the main article on this topic: Fiscal cliff

Just in case the last mistakes were just uninformed errors, Boehner has had serious issues dealing with the ultraconservative faction of the Republican Party. In the fiscal cliff debacle, Boehner was unable to rein in his Teabagger orderlies for yea votes on Plan B (which would have resulted in a modest tax hike for a very, very small portion of rich Americans). Furthermore, a handful of far-right Republicans attempted a coup in which another member (or even outsider) would be voted Speaker. Boehner kept his job, which may not have been such a bad thing considering some of the alternatives.

[edit] Nostalgia

He has also said that the Obama Administration is "snuffing out the America that I grew up in."[14] Considering that he was born in 1949, this would seem to imply that he is nostalgic for — among other things — black-and-white television, black-and-white morality, Jim Crow laws, the Cold War, Dwight D. Eisenhower, McCarthyism, the Korean War and the first years of the Vietnam War, war protests and the Kent State shootings, the Sherman Antitrust Act, the lingering effects of New Deal programs, strong labor unions and a strong American manufacturing base, the Glass–Steagall Act and other tight regulations of Wall Street, demand side economics and a top marginal tax rate of 75% or more, and Democratic Party control of both houses of Congress for most of the first 30 years of his life.

[edit] Footnotes

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