John Hagee

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Hagee giving us a taste of what God will do to those who subscribe to the homosexual agenda.

John Hagee (born April 12, 1940) is a wackjob televangelist preacher with a net worth of $5 million dollars.[1] Hagee believes that Hurricane Katrina was God's punishment for American toleration of homosexuality. (Although the French Quarter, possibly the gayest part of New Orleans suffered little, proving, if anything, God's countenance for all his gay and other perverted children [2]).

Hagee also claims that a "half-breed Jew" named Hitler was sent by God to help bring about the establishment of the state of Israel through persecution of the Jews, and therefore the Holocaust was really God's will.[3] He called for a pre-emptive military strike on Iraq by the US and Israel. Hagee is on record as calling the Catholic Church "the great whore".

Hagee teaches the Prosperity Gospel and some impoverished supporters claim they have been pushed deeper into poverty through tithing.[4]

Hagee's message to atheists who would rather not hear Merry Christmas, "Planes are leaving every hour on the hour. Get on one!"[5]

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[edit] End times

Hagee claims that God is planning to whack roughly 100 million 'mericans in the End Times because of abortion and because Noah's Ark did too exist;[6] on a similarly tolerant note, Hagee stated that Sodom and Gomorrah was "God's pilot study for his response to the homosexual society."[7]

John Hagee has also gone on record as stating that Barack Obama will give the US a case of armageddon cooties if he gets re-elected, so your entertainment mileage viz-a-viz Hagee's proclamations may vary.[8] Hagee didn't change his mind after Obama's re-election; he just added a touch of 0N3 W0RLD GUMM1NT fear to the mix for good measure.[9] Hagee's prophetic track record approaches that of Hal Lindsey, author of the 1981 eschatological masterpiece The 1980s: Countdown to Armageddon.

Hagee now says four successive lunar eclipses signal God's plan to send something unspecified possibly the start of End times before October 2015, Hagee said. "I believe that the heavens are God's billboard, that He has been sending signals to planet Earth, and we just haven't been picking them up. God is literally screaming at the world, 'I'm coming soon.'" [10] The world awaits (whatever) that could be as spectacular as the 2012 apocalypse!

[edit] Conservative

Hagee is a global televangelist. He largely preaches on political subjects and is extremely Conservative, although he endorsed a moderate, former Republican Presidential candidate John McCain. Hagee suffers from obvious cognitive dissonance issues since he believes that liberals and ultraconservative islamists are sides of the same coin since they both hate America and Christianity.[11] He is notorious for a "fire and brimstone" style of preaching and intolerance toward homosexuality. He believes in government-enforced morality, almost to the extent of theocracy. Predictably, he's not real fond of rock and roll or Harry Potter books, either.[12] He runs John Hagee Ministries which sends Hagee Hate to many countries around the world. His son Matthew, the sixth generation of the family to be involved in evangelism, assists him, and does much of the televangelism.

[edit] Anti-Semitism

Despite being a close ally of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu via his organization Christians United For Israel, Hagee subscribes to the anti-Semitic International Jewish conspiracy. In 2003, he "claimed European Rothschild bankers, along with David Rockefeller, controlled the U.S. economy through the Federal Reserve — which according to Hagee was bankrupting average Americans by devaluing the dollar." He further stated that the financiers were in cahoots with a satanic Illuminati plot.[3]

[edit] Coincidences

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Immediately after the Tribulation of those days then the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light.
—Matthew 24:29, suspiciously out of context[13]
The sun will be turned to darkness and the moon to blood before the great and awesome day of YHWH
[14]

As the first two eclipses went by without any indications from The Big Guy In The Sky that they were significant, more and more were shoehorned into Hagee's Theory. Past Tetrads, for example, happened at the same time some significant event occurred in Israel. On this Tetrad, not only do Passover start on the exact same date as as the first and third eclipse, and the tabernacle on the second and third, but in between both will be a total solar eclipse, seen in Jerusalem (This is important to the theory, especially since the first three weren't seen in Israel)[15].

[edit] Footnotes

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