“”Hussein chemical bombs his own Kurdish civilians. The world fears a Hussein. Hussein is captured and killed. Then, Hussein becomes President. The world embraces Hussein. (What is the next line gonna read?)
Based on a solid record of savage xenophobia, brown nosing to Andy, and making ideological blocks, Jpatt (real name John Patti) is
suspected of being a parodist like Bugler. He boasts that he has blocked "2001+ liberal fascists/trolls/vandals/racists." He seems to believe it matters that Obama and Saddam both have the name "Hussein," as evidenced by the above word salad. He has a picture of a Democratic sheep watching Obama on television. Either he really is a parodist or he is thoroughly overcome by right-wing, dogmatic Catholic hate. Unlike TK, for whom there is compelling evidence he was a sadistic teamkilling parodist, Jpatt remains a Poe.
However, he describes himself as a "hardcore conservative contributor despised by liberals", little realising that "thinking you're a first class moron" does not equal "despise".
Not only is JPatt one of the nastier and more bigoted sysops at Conservapedia, he is also one of the most dense. His MySpace page even boasts:
- Currently reading: Catholicism for Dummys [sic]
 Extra Credit
Follow Jpatt as he Tweets his hatescreeds at breakneck speed on Twitter! Get blocked for expressing the slightest disagreement! Wait for him to start using some other social networking site so he can expand your Web 2.0 experience by blocking you there too! He's also a self-proclaimed member of the Facebook "memeshock" group.
This is to certify that
JESSE HELMS MEMORIAL AWARD FOR BIGOTRY
From RationalWiki, on November 21, 2009
 The Man, The Legend
Jpatt was born as the illegitimate love child of Gilligan and Lovey Howell on the Isle of Gilligan. The on-island physician, known only by his mafia name of "Professor", attempted a botched partial-birth abortion of Jpatt. Depsite the tools of liberal deceit and lies, Jpatt was
born, unborn, asexually reproduced, the result of in-vitro fertilization, delivered as a 3 lb 14oz premature bundle of conservative joy!
 "Johnny Sedition"
Between 21:09 and 21:23 on the 15th April 2011 JPatt wrote this "Essay", in which he advocates a military coup d'etat to unseat one Mr. B. HUSSEIN Obama. Call the FBI!