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Conservapedia:Jpatt

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Hussein chemical bombs his own Kurdish civilians. The world fears a Hussein. Hussein is captured and killed. Then, Hussein becomes President. The world embraces Hussein. (What is the next line gonna read?)

Based on a solid record of savage xenophobia, brown nosing to Andy, and making ideological blocks, Jpatt is suspected of being a parodist like Bugler. He boasts that he has blocked "2001+ liberal fascists/trolls/vandals/racists." He seems to believe it matters that Obama and Saddam both have the name "Hussein," as evidenced by the above word salad. He has a picture of a Democratic sheep watching Obama on television. Either he really is a parodist or he is thoroughly overcome by right-wing, dogmatic Catholic hate. Unlike TK, for whom there is compelling evidence he was a sadistic teamkilling parodist, Jpatt remains a Poe.

However, he describes himself as a "hardcore conservative contributor despised by liberals", little realising that "thinking you're a first class moron" does not equal "despise".[1]

Not only is JPatt one of the nastier and more bigoted sysops at Conservapedia, he is also one of the most dense. His MySpace page even boasts:

Books
Currently reading: Catholicism for Dummys [sic]


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[edit] Extra Credit

Follow Jpatt as he Tweets his hatescreeds at breakneck speed on Twitter! Get blocked for expressing the slightest disagreement! Wait for him to start using some other social networking site so he can expand your Web 2.0 experience by blocking you there too! He's also a self-proclaimed member of the Facebook "memeshock" group.[2]

[edit] Awards

JesseHelms.jpg

This is to certify that

John Patti

received the

JESSE HELMS MEMORIAL AWARD FOR BIGOTRY

From RationalWiki, on November 21, 2009

[edit] "Johnny Sedition"

Between 21:09 and 21:23 on the 15th April 2011 JPatt wrote this "Essay", in which he advocates a military coup d'etat to unseat one Mr. B. HUSSEIN Obama. Call the FBI!

[edit] References

  1. Jpatt blows his own trumpetimg
  2. As mentioned on MarkGall's user talk page, since burnt and salted by TK.
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