Kenya
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In Kenya there are lions. Only in Kenya![1]
Which makes it amazing that humans ever evolved in the first place, as Kenya is the homeland of all humanity.[2]
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Kenya has long been one of the better run countries in Africa, but that stability is threatened both by communal violence and spillover from Somalia. Many of the Islamist groups in Somalia receive most of their funding from "Little Mogadishu" in Kenya's capital, Nairobi.
Kenya's government is always willing to learn from other countries, which is why their birth certificates look remarkably like those from South Australia.[3]
Kenya's also known for their unmatched (okay, maybe by Ethiopia) talent in marathons and middle- and long-distance in track.
[edit] Notable Kenyans
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[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ It is not, however, true, that you can see tigers only in Kenya.
- ↑ Of course the true origins of humanity lie somewhere in Asia Minor at the Garden of Eden, but let the heathen have their delusions.
- ↑ Is This the Source of the Forged ‘Kenyan Birth Certificate?’, The Washington Independent, 3 August 2009