L. Brent Bozell III
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L. Brent Bozell III is a conservative Christian pundit, self-styled "media watchdog" and all-around big crybaby. The nephew of leading conservative pundit William F. Buckley, he makes his uncle look like a revolutionary socialist by comparison.
Bozo's the mind (sic) behind the Parents Television Council, the Media Research Center and NewsBusters.com. Bozell also claims to have coined the term "media bias". Most bloggers take no real notice of him, noting that he is a "right-wing conveyor belt of attacks on the press" that is "often loopy and fact-free... usually not worth rebutting in detail."
Both distributed by Creators Syndicate, Bozell's columns each cover different aspects of media, one
against about current movies and TV shows, the other blasting the American news media as overwhelmingly liberal.
Bozell has advocated that television and the movie industries be more accommodating to family audiences. He stated in 1996: "Prime time entertainment has become more polarized with regard to family-friendly content...the majority of prime time television shows airing during the 1995-96 season do not have family-friendly content." Even in disagreeing with Bozell's opinions against homosexuality and premarital sex, Bozell has rightfully condemned low-quality series as "intellectually insulting" besides being "morally offensive" and "the broadcast networks' obsession with attracting twenty- and thirtysomethings, to the exclusion of practically everyone else." Many of Bozell's columns from the late '90s, the early years of the Parents Television Council, take you down memory lane of trashy sitcoms. Perhaps the biggest reason for the networks drifting away from designating the first hour of primetime as "The Family Hour"? A changing media landscape in the '80s and '90s that drifted audiences (especially children) away from broadcast TV like: Specialty kids' cable channels like Disney and Nickelodeon, computer and video games, and the VCR. Not just children should be protected from said trashy sitcoms, so should adults, because Bozell has called Friends and Spin City " too adult for children and too childish for adults." Also: "adults should be embarrassed to admit" they watch Men Behaving Badly.
Regarding movies, Bozell has argued that it's in Hollywood's interest for the industry released more family-oriented films. In one 2005 column praising the film Because of Winn-Dixie, Bozell cited a Ted Baehr study claiming that "good, moral Christian movies" like The Passion of the Christ and The Incredibles averaged over $100 million in the box office as opposed to "politically correct" or "humanist, anti-religious" films that averaged about 10% as much. A check of the top-grossing films of 2004 shows that correlation does not equal causation regarding "family-friendliness" and a movie's box office profits, based on the sheer number of films topping the list that would definitely not be described by Baehr or Bozell as good or moral: Meet the Fockers, Fahrenheit 9/11, The Day After Tomorrow, or Spider-Man 2. Furthermore, The Incredibles won many film industry awards and made a large profit at the box office, in contrast to Because of Winn-Dixie that managed a mere $33 million in the US box office.
In 2008, Bozell wrote a whole column with an epically outdated view of how to watch movies, in complaining about not being able to find a movie in the local theater he felt would be appropriate for his 11-year-old son. Bozell dissed many current movies, even though he openly admitted to not having seen them, while waxing nostalgic older movies like Gone With the Wind (slavery, bigotry, murder, marrying for money, marital rape, adultery, prostitutes with hearts of gold) and Doctor Zhivago (long-term adultery, out-of-wedlock birth). Furthermore, 2008 had movie-viewing options that weren't available when Bozell was a child, including DVD rental services like Blockbuster and Netflix and premium-cable movie channels.
Bozell also has a tendency to get extremely angry when anyone says something even remotely critical of Catholicism. He has called The Da Vinci Code "viciously anti-Catholic", and any book, TV show, or movie that criticizes the Catholic Church or even makes even the mildest "politically incorrect" joke (yes, conservative correctness) about it is enough to have Bozell screaming "anti-Catholic bigot!" He appears to be completely ignorant of the fact that, until Godless Soviet Russia emerged as America's new bogeyman, the sort of people who wished to protect "traditional American values" were very often some of the most anti-Catholic people around, claiming that it was a foreign cult that was plotting to destroy America and Protestantism.
He also accuses the media of being overly cautious about Islamophobia while playing looser with Christanity. Often, his criticisms target entertainment media for targeting Christianity as the butt of jokes. Never mind that the most effective satire "punches up" to the majority in society.
Bozell has been a frequent guest on Fox News and other media through the years, commenting on culture and politics. In 2004, following a debate on The O'Reilly Factor, Bozell angrily confronted liberal Paul Waldman in the green room. He opened by saying: "That was horseshit, you said!" regarding the debunking of John Kerry accusing Vietnam veterans of being war criminals. Bozell once bailed out of an appearance on MSNBC's Scarborough Country just because there was going to be a liberal guest as his counterpoint.
Some common linguistic patterns in his columns:
- "[relatives] must be proud."
- "[Cultural element] gets ugly."
- Rhetorical questions
- "The [adjective] [object of cultural importance]"
- " vs. "
- The year in review
- On prom and dirty dancing: "If I were chaperoning one of these dances and a boy attempted to perform this kind of lewd activity on my teen-aged daughter, I’d have a solution. I wouldn’t ask him please not to simulate anal sex on her. I wouldn’t refer him to the contract he signed at school. I’d beat the stuffing out of him."
During February 2014, allegations arose that Bozell had put his name to articles and even books that he had not written himself. Rather than Bozell, the various missives had been penned by MRC employee, Tim Graham.
- Ben Shapiro: Bozo's "media watchdog" homunculus. Just like L., a big crybaby.
- Example: "Brent Bozell and the PTC: Can the FCC Declare Them Obscene? by Matt Littman, The Huffington Post, July 25, 2008
- Brent Bozell Unhinged
- Music and Politics. Crossfire. CNN: August 5, 2004.
- Top 10 Best & Worst Family Shows on Network Television: 1996-97 season. Parents Television Council.
- Fall Season: Networks Strike Out Again. Oct. 13, 1998 column.
- Like this one from 1998 "NBC: Must-See or Smut-See?" regarding Suddenly Susan, Conrad Bloom, Caroline in the City, and Just Shoot Me! Or "NBC's Non-Family Formula" regarding Men Behaving Badly. Or "Confusion at the Top" regarding Chicago Sons and Pauly.
- Vulgarians Inside the Gate. June 17, 1997.
- NBC's non-family formula
- "Wonderful 'Winn-Dixie'." Feb. 25, 2005.
- Bozell exemplifying how to diss movies without ever having seen them: Slim Cinema Pickings. October 20, 2008.
- A Year of Anti-Religious Bigotry, March 6, 2010.
- Jesus, Mohammed, and Comedy Central, May 15, 2010.
- Doritos and Pepsi Mock God, January 8, 2011. "...these businessmen know what they’re doing and obviously didn’t fear an ad that is offensive to Christians. Never in a million years would they ever countenance the idea of similarly insulting Muslims. As one wag joked on Twitter: 'I'm sure any day now we'll see a commercial where Muslims turn their prayer mats to point at the new 2011 Lexus LS.' Our national media, so exquisitely attuned to the monitors of 'homophobia' and 'Islamophobia' find no offense whatsoever in this online 'Christophobia.' In fact, in the past, they have either ignored this sacrament-trashing...or enjoyed it."
- NPR's Religion Double Standard, October 26, 2010.
- Mad As Hell
- Johnson, Larry. "Brent Bozell, Chicken?" Booman Tribune: November 28, 2005.
- "Porn-Rap Degrades Women" (July 22, 2005): Regarding the Ying Yang Twins: "Who puts out this filth for the amoral echo chambers at radio stations and BET and MTV? It’s TVT Records, one of the nation’s largest independent record labels, founded by Steve Gottlieb in his New York apartment in 1985. The label’s web site notes Gottlieb’s Yale and Harvard Law degrees and that “He is married and is the proud father of two children.” And they must be so proud of Dad, too."
- "Tila Tequila, MTV's Latest Poison" (November 30, 2007): Ends column by saying "Her parents must be so proud" after discussing Tila's immigrant parents and Tila's immoral porn career and MTV show.
- "Opie Gets Ugly" (April 30, 2009)
- "Beauty Pageants Get Ugly" (April 27, 2009): About Carrie Prejean, the controversial Miss USA winner who opposed gay marriage
- Endless examples: News columns and Entertainment columns
- "The Growing Anti-Porn Bookshelf" (September 22, 2005)
- "The Incomplete Anti-Imus Lobby" (April 12, 2007)
- "Congress vs. Gangsta Rap" (October 5, 2007)
- "Moms vs. Hip-Hop" (October 20, 2006)
- "Terrifying "Teen Choice" Champions" (August 19, 2005)
- "Breathtakingly Bold Barack?" (March 24, 2009)
- "World Wild Web" (December 18, 2008)
- "Colbert Shreds Sunday School" (December 1, 2008)
- He wrote two columns titled "Hillary vs. Hollywood", one in 2005 with a question mark in title and a revision two years later without the question mark.
- Nightmare on Prom Street. June 6, 2008.
- Brent Bozell urges liberal media to ‘tell the truth,’ while he fibs about writing a column
- Leading Christian conservative Brent Bozell exposed as a fraud