|Some dare call it|
Laura Knight Jadczyk, hereafter referred to as LKJ for the sake of sanity (something she apparently lacks), is a batshit insane blogger and crank, who calls herself a "scientific mystic and PaleoChristian Shaman". She is primarily notable for her role in purveying Comet Elenin and Planet X/Nibiru woo, but is also into free energy, Mossad conspiracies, the 9/11 truth movement, the Denver Airport conspiracy theory, the New World Order, and Earth changes. Oh, and alien abduction, HAARP,... you know what? Fuck it, it seems LKJ never met a piece of pseudoscience she didn't like, and she's a left-wing crank and moonbat par excellence. She's Gene Ray with slightly better writing skills.
 More weirdness
A large section of her Cassiopaea website is about something called The Grail Quest And The Destiny Of Man, which appears to be about finding the Holy Grail, in what appears to be a nonsensical section on alchemy, dreams, the New Age, and Christianity. Another section is called The Wave, and appears to be about souls, the 2012 apocalypse, and earth changes. She has some rather odd beliefs concerning psychopaths: apparently they control every nation on earth via dominant personalities. She knows this because she wrote a book on it with a Soviet professor who allegedly fled with his book in his memory after discovering this. She often rambles on her Sign of the Times website, which is described as "The world for the people who think". It mostly rambles about left-wing politics, smoking, and the aforementioned psychopaths. Not to mention the horrible gauntlet of peer review and corporate science obscuring Truth.
 Legal troubles and more 2012
In late 2011, her aforementioned Sign of the Times website started to have some legal trouble, though exactly what the trouble is isn't clear. It also coincides with them asking for donations, with those pledging a certain amount getting "A Telephone Into the FUTURE". The post also states that the 2012 apocalypse is a fake... but because it is so well known and "smacks of a set up". That's right, the 2012 theories are a false flag operation by psychopaths.
“”Q(L):Who or what are the Men in Black? A: Lizard Projections.
Cassiopaeans are apparently some sort of physic aliens that communicate with humans via, of course, channeling. They may or may not be planning on eating us, it isn't very clear. It has is something to do with a 4th way, and the Cassiopaeans' being from the future. Maybe. Or with their being from another star.
 Organic portals
Organic portals are "people whose abilities of imitation are so developed, so much an integral part of who they are, that they can only be discovered after years of observation. The psychopath is the failed organic portal." What this means isn't clear, but there is a page explaining it.  It states there are 3 billion organic portals, which means they make up a nearly half of the world population and they are apparently soulless. She then goes on about there being 2 races "pre-sdamic" and "adamic" humanity. This apparently Means Something, and they are nearly identical physically, but have different souls. Also, something about density crops up ever so often.
 Arkadiusz Jadczyk
Arkadiusz Jadczyk is LKJ's husband is, at least according to their website, a PhD in theoretical physics interested in quantum mechanics. Which is most likely quantum woo. He maintains yet another website, which is also bizarre.
 Diet woo
God forbid, a crank site could actually put up a page that didn't try to sell you some way to lose weight. I realize we are all fat, and have no body-image self esteem thanks to the Media, but must everyone hawk the "biggest, baddest, bestest" diet? Oh, and it is all the fault of the agricultural industry, as fruit and vegetables are bad for you. The article references the aquatic ape hypothesis and shows hints of promoting the paleo diet.
 See also
- Crank magnetism
- David Icke
- Fractal wrongness
- Richard C. Hoagland (one of her more academic sources)
- Time cube
- Her website
- Her blog, last updated in August 2011
- Her forum. Do not expose to face
- Her "news" website
- Her Truther book
- Yet another website, this time on genealogy. My how they do crop up
- ↑ via Albert Einstein apparently
- ↑ here
- ↑ Secret cult of 9/11
- ↑ Dever
- ↑ NWO
- ↑ Earth changes
- ↑ HAARP and Roswell
- ↑ The Grail Quest And The Destiny Of Man
- ↑ The Wave
- ↑ 
- ↑ Psychopaths rule our world!
- ↑ Łobaczewski, Andrzej, Laura Knight-Jadczyk, and Henry See. Political Ponerology: a Science on the Nature of Evil Adjusted for Political Purposes. Grande Prairie, AB, Canada: Red Pill, 2006: pp 25-7. Print
- ↑ Sometime they even tie two of these together
- ↑ Some economically-left politics for you
- ↑ Corruption in Science: Francesco Fucilla and the Telesio-Galilei Academy of Science -- that's right, ranting about other cranks.
- ↑ 2012 and the 'End of the World' - Sott.net Needs Your Help!
- ↑ Laura channeling the Cassiopeans to explain things
- ↑ LKJ about channeling
- ↑ 
- ↑ Floating world
- ↑ Organic Portals
- ↑ The homepage
- ↑ The Obesity Epidemic, Courtesy of the Agricultural Industry