Liberal delusions

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There are so many liberal delusions, in many areas of their so-called "thought". This is but a brief overview. For more details, just read the New York Times, or watch the mainstream media spin the news.

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[edit] Socialism and economic issues

  • Government programs create wealth better than free enterprise.
  • The best solution to any perceived problem is a large-scale government program.
  • Corporations are inherently evil.
  • The government is inherently good and should control every aspect of citizens' lives.
  • Higher taxes won't discourage innovation or humans from doing business.

[edit] War and the military

  • The war in Iraq was a part of a mass conspiracy to expand the government's autocratic grip on the American people, and to secure oil flows from the region.
  • America deserved the 9/11 terrorist attack (this opinion is also voiced by many right-wing fundamentalists, from the perspective that the United States has been corrupted by secularism and paganism).
  • If country does not have a strong military, it will be safer.
  • The best result for America would be to lose the war in Iraq.

[edit] Crime and guns

  • Personal firearms do not deter crime.
  • Being nice to criminals will cure their antisocial behaviour.
  • Guns can't be used for defence ever.

[edit] Science

  • When it comes to modifying human behavior, 30 years of politics can override 3 billion years of biology.
  • Women and men are exactly the same.

[edit] Family values

  • Children are better off being raised by the State than by their parents.
  • Some children are better off being murdered in the womb than being raised by their parents.
  • So-called "gay rights" are more important than Judeo-Christian morality.
  • It is NOT okay to stone rebellious or disobedient children like the bible says.

[edit] Liberal hate and racism

  • The majority of conservatives are rich white elitist males.
  • The majority of conservatives are racist rednecks.
  • All white heterosexual males are conservatives
  • Women who choose to be housewives are weak pussies who hate their gender.
  • Mockery, or calling someone a redneck, is sufficient to win an argument.
  • Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about affirmative action is a racist.
  • Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about Israel policy is a racist anti-Semite.
  • Enacting racial quotas for education or employment is not racist.
  • People who don't have gay sex are homophobes
  • George W. Bush is a bumbling idiot who cannot string a sentence together. (See also: Bushisms)

[edit] Liberal paranoia

  • There is a mass conspiracy by conservatives to control and manipulate the media (see also: Rupert Murdoch).
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