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Margaret Thatcher (1925—2013) was a Conservative Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during the '80s. She is known for being the UK's first, and until 2016 only, female Prime Minister. Thatcher grew up in a middle-class family and rose to the very top of government. Her legacy, in short, is that someone just like her could never do the same thing again.
In many ways, Thatcher was the British equivalent of Saint Ronnie. While Reagan reaffirmed American hegemony over Grenada, she kept the Union Jack fluttering happily over the otherwise completely obscure Falkland Islands. However, it wasn't all bad: Thatcher sold off social housing, destroyed manufacturing, handed control of the government over to the banks, sold broadband technology to the U.S. for a pittance and then bought it back at 20x the price, and cancelled free milk for children. So she definitely deserves her own museum.
Upon her death, the entire British left united for a street party not seen since before the Miners' Strike of 1984-1985.
“”...there's no such thing as society. There are individual men and women and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look after themselves first.
|—Margaret Thatcher, perverting 400 years of basic political philosophy|
“”History is written by the victors, and while Thatcher herself may be gone it's considerably less clear that the historical moment that she represents has given way to a new one. The 1980s, even in their longest sense, have ended, sure. But if a coherent "next step" from Thatcherism exists we remain, at the time of writing, too in the middle of it to define its edges.
|—Dr. Phil Sandifer|
Thatcher was an avid follower of Austrian economist and Nobel Prize recipient Friedrich Hayek. She pushed forward an economic system called monetarism during her time in government; it certainly was successful, if her goal was to nuke the working class and destroy British industry. Reportedly, she unveiled a copy of The Constitution of Liberty from her bag during a policy meeting and banged it on the table, exclaiming, "This is what we believe!" Thing is, Thatcher was right. There is no such thing as society. There are only individuals and their families. "Dog-eat-dog, winner takes all" competition is the way to run an economy. The next time an old man asks for directions to the pharmacy, point them in the wrong direction. Thereby making his standing lower, ever so fractionally improving one's own!
Looking back on the 80s, it's hard not to think that Thatcher was a weirdly naïve figure being manipulated by her advisors and underlings—maybe she really did think that selling off the UK's utilities would lead to a wave of first-time shareholders holding the boards of the privatised utilities to account; maybe she really did think that selling off social housing on the cheap would lead to "a nation of home owners" living the Capitalist dream with a major asset tucked away; maybe she really did… and so on. Meanwhile, the posh boys in London were cackling at the oh-so-easily predicted “unintended consequences” of her plans. One of her favourite cop-outs was that she had been “badly advised”. Well, that's alright then.
Unfortunately, Thatcher herself couldn't see what the fuck she was doing to everything, leading to the introduction of the poll tax. However, the poll tax was a brilliant idea, as it led to Thatcher's downfall... by her own party members.
Thatcher's economic ideas caused a marked rise in unemployment, along with budget deficits (later hugely overshadowed), and a trade deficit. On the other hand, she did succeed in reducing inflation from nearly 17% to about 5%, while helping to stabilize GDP growth at about 5% growth a year. She is also largely to credit (or blame, depending on your perspective) for the UK's transition to a service economy; economists are largely in agreement that a majority service-based economy is better than an industrial one, however one must ask how much of a majority is too much.
Same thing happened with housing. 16% interest rates. If you had a mortgage, you just dropped in to a pit of debt just trying to pay off the interest. Those higher-ups who were cash rich bought up stock and concentrated it at the top. Under thatcher, a lot of people got very rich and a lot of people got very poor. 1985-onwards saw the most rapid increase in inequality ever recorded.
The overall picture of her economic policy can best be described as "murky." Perhaps her most devastating long-term legacy was the Big Bang, which she pawned off to New Labour and which (to the name's credit) blew up in everyone's faces in 2007. The UK's current housing crisis is also largely her doing, simply because affordable housing was too "socialist" for her.
 MRSA outbreak in the NHS
In 1990 the internal market was introduced by the Thatcher government. This meant that hospitals could send their patients to other hospitals, often hundreds of miles away, to obtain cheaper treatment for the patients.
However, this backfired big-time for Ol' Maggie. A patient was sent from Kettering General Hospital, Northamptonshire, to a hospital in London. This patient had been tested for and was positive with methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA). Subsequently many patients in the London hospital contracted MRSA; they were then moved out of the London hospital to other hospitals with the result that further patients were infected with MRSA. The spread of MRSA was assisted by poor hospital hygiene, which had declined as a direct result of the Thatcher government's policy of contracting out (or 'outsourcing') hospital cleaning services to private companies. They were happy to take the NHS contract money, but provided sub-standard services in return. Essentially, lower wait times for more deaths.
 "We in Scotland"
The extent of Thatcher's overreach was exposed to the British public again in 2014, with another unintended side-effect: her spectacular ability in stoking Scottish nationalism, with the SNP using her as a scapegoat for any and all of the country's grievances. Even Conservatives should agree that "being 400,000 people away from dissolving the Union" is not something you want to be remembered for.
 Initiate Order 28
On entering parliament in 1959, she soon got busy introducing a bill to force local councils to open up their meetings to the press and public. When homosexuality was decriminalised in 1967, she was one of the few Tories to vote in favour; she later legalised homosexuality in Scotland in 1981, and Northern Ireland the following year.
Nonetheless, for reasons unclear, Maggie thought it would be a brilliant idea to introduce a new amendment to the UK Local Government Act 1988 (the 28th), banning local authorities from "publishing material with the intention of promoting homosexuality," or "promoting the teaching in any maintained school of the acceptability of homosexuality as a pretended family relationship." Notably, no one was ever prosecuted under Section 28, meaning that either this wasn't an actual problem in the first place, or people actively welcomed the "promotion" of homosexuality. It was eventually repealed in 2003.
 Kicking out the ladder
Thatcher is sometimes seen as role model for feminists, for being the first female ruler of a major country (India, once run by Indira Gandhi, doesn't count, apparently). But as she argued, "I owe nothing to women's lib." Previous governments had women (Barbara Castle and Shirley Williams) in ministerial positions, and her Conservative successor John Major appointed Virginia Bottomley and Gillian Shepherd; Thatcher only had Janet Young in the cabinet, and then for just two years.
 Thatcher the liberal?
Despite her status as a ruthless (and in many ways, as shown above, utterly incompetent) politician, Thatcher displayed some tendencies toward reason. When her idol returned from Chile, gushing about Pinochet gouging out the last vestiges of the public sector, Thatcher wrote:
|...in Britain, with our democratic institutions and the need for a higher degree of consent, some of the measures adopted in Chile are quite unacceptable. Our reform must be in line with our traditions and our Constitution. At times, the process may seem painfully slow.|
The only PM with a scientific education (she was a trained chemist and worked on food science teams that developed soft-serve ice creams, cakes, and pies) she attempted to talk Ronnie Raygun out of his Star Wars program, proving that she did have a heart (even if it was made of dry ice). She was also the first leader of an industrial nation to warn of the dangers of global warming.
Her government launched two TV channels dedicated to minorities: the nationwide Channel 4, and the Welsh-language S4C.
An act regulating the police put them under closer supervision, which cut down drastically the number of malicious arrests and imprisonments of the innocent which had brought parts of the force into disrepute.
 Random collection of titbits
 Milk Snatcher
While she was Secretary of State for Education (1970-74), the issue of free milk to schoolchildren aged 8 to 11 was stopped. Although this was at the orders of Chancellor of the Exchequer Iain Macleod, Thatcher was widely blamed for it, which led to the often heard chant: "Margaret Thatcher, Milk Snatcher." Otherwise she was a progressive education secretary, presiding over a raising of the school leaving age, increases in nursery provision and funding for polytechnics, a school building program, and further plans for expanding the sector.
 Cuddling up with Rupie
 Living in the past
It turns out when East and West Germany were going to be reunited, Thatcher told the Soviet government to stop it. Though the French President Francois Miterrand at that time voiced similar concerns privately, while he supported reunification publicly.
 Not only living in the past, but supporting white supremacy
Until it was clear that Nelson Mandela would become President of South Africa, Thatcher tried in whatever power to prevent the end of apartheid, calling the ANC a "typical terrorist organisation." She is also often quoted as saying at that same event that it was "cloud cuckoo land" to suppose that the ANC could ever rule South Africa, but contemporary accounts show that this was actually a response from "somebody in her entourage".
 The Irony Lady
Meryl won for her portrayal of Thatcher going completely off her rocker and being swallowed by ever-increasing decrepitude. It also showed her going mad towards the end with the whole Poll Tax debacle.
The pirated Russian translation has Thatcher as a Hitler-admiring psycho who wants to murder the proletariat.
 Celebrity admirers
Proving why charisma is a bad thing, Sir Mick Jagger was apparently shocked that Brits still have "all this residual resentment" towards her. (Yes, this is the same frontman whose own multi-national is situated so he can pay corporate taxes of 1%.)
A rather more notorious admirer was Jimmy Savile.
 Myth Busted
Most newly elected Prime Ministers tend to get cracking on the problems the public voted them in to solve. Not our Maggie, though. One of her government's earliest acts was to try to import some trained dolphins to find the Loch Ness Monster. Later Prime Ministers who lined up to praise her never mention this. Can't imagine why.
 Is Thatcher dead yet?
Thatcher was (and probably still is) the most-ridiculed leader in Britain's history. As several comedians have pointed out, it was easy in the 80s, you got up on stage and complained about Thatcher and then left. Thatcher was so despised that, years before her demise, an online deathwatch titled "Is Thatcher Dead Yet?" was created so that people could learn immediately of her death. On April 8, 2013, the website finally updated.
News of her demise was marked by, among other things, several parties in celebration, as well as a general outpouring of frothing hatred on Twitter, with #nowthatchersdead (leading some of Cher's detractors to mistakenly rejoice) and #nostatefuneral trending within an hour after her death was announced, and going strong throughout the day.
Despite her career-long disdain for government largesse, she was given a state funeral. An event in which Thatcher herself had been involved as planning actually began years before her death as her health began to decline and her fans started to prepare her for a process of beatification similar to what happened to Saint Ronnie in the US. This style of funeral became controversial not only because Maggie was a divisive figure in the UK (to say the least), but because the latest British ex-Prime Minister to be so honored was Winston Churchill and that the opponents of a state funeral argued that Thatcher hardly belonged in the same category as the man who led Britain through World War II. Nevertheless, Thatcher's fans got their way and so far look set to build a UK parallel to the cult of Saint Ronnie.
One interesting side-effect of her death was the revival of the song "Ding, Dong! The Witch Is Dead" (from 1939's The Wizard of Oz), which climbed into the top 5 of the UK charts within days of her death. This, combined with the state funeral, meant that in death Thatcher turned out to be just as divisive a figure as she had been in life.
In 1982 Mark Thatcher, the only son of Margaret and Denis Thatcher, competed in the Paris-Dakar Rally with minimal preparation. He and his support team (co-driver, Charlotte Verney, and their mechanic) ended up getting lost in the Sahara Desert for six days, resulting in a full-blown and highly embarrassing international rescue mission being launched. They were eventually found in the desert, 50 km from where they should have been, by an Algerian military plane. It was not the last time that he would manage to knock Mumsy off the front pages of the UK's newspapers.
The Saudi Arabian Government felt unable to place the multi-billion pound Al Yamama arms deal with Britain without going through a consultancy firm consisting of Mark Thatcher and an old school chum. "Working" for a small percentage, this resulted in a £30 million fee for Mark Thatcher's legendary — if not mythical — business skills, which principally consisted of being the Prime Minister's son.
In 2005 he pleaded guilty to his part in financing an attempted coup d'état in Equatorial Guinea. While, of course, a grateful nation can only applaud the ageing playboy's single-handed effort to restore the British Empire, for some reason the residents of South Africa and Equatorial Guinea itself took a rather dimmer view. Thatcher was sentenced to a five-year custodial sentence (suspended) and ordered to pay a half-million US dollar fine.
Carol Thatcher is the daughter of Margaret Thatcher. She is supposedly a journalist, but there is very little evidence of this in the UK press. She's been known to take the (gentle) piss out of her mama, allegedly. She has also been employed as a radio presenter despite having an obvious speech impediment.
 See also
- Theresa May- The 80's are back! Bang the table with your shoe and tell the Argentines they aren't white!
- Edward Heath - He could barely wheeze out her name, instead referring to her as "that woman". He was destroyed by a miners' strike; she was propelled to glory by one.
- Christopher Monckton - Thatcher's closest "advisor" on climate matters. He fails to get a mention in her autobiography, though.
- Spitting Image's Best of Thatcher - Yes! We have some bananas.
- Belfast Busker - "Mrs. Thatcher Song"
- Appearance on Blue Peter - Maggie explains to school children that Pol Pot is "bad" Khmer Rouge and how there exists a "good" Khmer Rouge[No, not The Onion]
- Margaret Thatcher's Legacy - Enjoy, Britons.
- Margarita Thatcher - It costs a fortune and the hangover from it lasts for decades.
- ↑ McGregor, Jay, "How Thatcher killed the UK's superfast broadband before it even existed", Tech Radar 3.12.14.
- ↑ Hennessy, Patrick, "David Cameron gives backing to £15 million Thatcher museum", Telegraph (4/20/13 9:45PM BST).
- ↑ Margaret Thatcher: a life in quotes, The Guardian
- ↑ Sandifer, "The Winter of Discontent", Eruditorum Press 2012.
- ↑ UK inequality fastest rise of OECD countries, Reuters
- ↑ McSmith, Andy, "Margaret Thatcher obituary: The most divisive political leader of modern times", The Independent 4.8.13.
- ↑ Osborne, Alistair, "Margaret Thatcher: one policy that led to more than 50 companies being sold or privatised", Telegraph (4/8/13 at 8:55PM BST). For more, see F.A. Hayek's Pounded in the Butt by Market Forces.
- ↑ Gallagher, Paul, "Right to Buy: 40% of homes sold under Government scheme are being let out privately", Independent 8.13.15.
- ↑ The Day Margaret Thatcher Resigned, CBC
- ↑ The overall unemployment rate during Thatcher's tenure increased from 5 to 6% with a peak of nearly 12%.
- ↑ All of these stats, and explanations of them, can be found in Mishkin's Macroeconomics: Policy and Practice 
- ↑ Timberlake, Cotton, "Thatcher's Plans Backfiring on Homeowners : Higher Interest Rates From Anti-Inflation Drive Put Thousands in Arrears", L.A. Times 4.16.89.
- ↑ Cassidy, John, "The Economic Case For and Against Thatcherism", New Yorker 4.9.13.
- ↑ Thatcher’s legacy: A shortage of affordable housing, The Globe and Mail
- ↑ A major outbreak of MRSA caused by a new phage-type (EMRSA-16), PubMed
- ↑ Competition Can Be Fatal: Evidence From The NHS Internal Market, Royal Economic Society
- ↑ If Scotland votes for independence, it’ll be Margaret Thatcher’s fault, Washington Post
- ↑ The law effectively banned schools from telling weeping teenage bullying victims that being gay was OK, and state funded marriage counsellors from suggesting to couples in loveless marriages that one or both of them might be gay. (Thatcher was lucky that George Takei wasn't in the country.)
- ↑ The Section 28 battle, BBC
- ↑ Reagan and Thatcher: The Difficult Relationship, History Today
- ↑ Margaret Thatcher: an unlikely green hero?, The Guardian
- ↑ State of Emergency, Dominic Sandbrook
- ↑ "German unification: "Thatcher told Gorbachev Britain did not want German unification" (documents from Gorbachev Archive) ["Britain & Western Europe are not interested in the unification of Germany""]. margaretthatcher.org. Retrieved on 26 September 2015.
- ↑ The fears were mostly about a newly powerful Germany turning to the political right wing or bullying other countries - in hindsight, they might have been on to something after all
- ↑ Nelson Mandela and Margaret Thatcher: the meeting that never was, The Guardian
- ↑ Andy McSmith (9 December 2013). "Margaret Thatcher branded ANC ‘terrorist’ while urging Nelson". The Independent. Retrieved on 26 September 2015.
- ↑ O'Flynn, Kevin, "Iron Lady gets lost in translation", Guardian (Updated 7/14/16 at 12:17 AM EDT). So the pirated Russian version is a documentary while the rest of the world gets a comedy?
- ↑ Mick Jagger's admiration for Maggie, The Guardian
- ↑ "OECD adds fuel to the debate over the Netherlands as a tax haven". DutchNews.nl. Retrieved on 26 September 2015.
- ↑ mirror Administrator (16 January 2006). "THATCHER: DOLPHINS COULD HUNT LOCH NESS MONSTER". mirror. Retrieved on 26 September 2015.
- ↑ Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died following a stroke, The Independent
- ↑ Margaret Thatcher's death greeted with street parties in Brixton and Glasgow, The Guardian
- ↑ Blogger Scott Alexander noted that some of his acquaintances who celebrated Thatcher's death had previously condemned celebrations of the killing of terrorist Osama bin Laden, and attributed these disparate reactions to ingroup identity and othering of outgroup members.See "I Can Tolerate Anything Except The Outgroup". Slate Star Codex. Retrieved on 26 September 2015. Although, for many, disgust at celebration of bin Laden's death was over the perceived gratuitous, due process-free nature of it.
- ↑ Well, to be exact it was a ceremonial funeral, but "[it will look and feel like a state funeral to all intents and purposes."] That's because UK state funerals are only given to the sovereign, i.e. the ruling monarch - well, after they're dead, obviously...
- ↑ Margaret Thatcher's funeral: A True Blue occasion that has been four years in the making, The Independent, Tuesday 09 April 2013
- ↑ Churchill actually did get a state funeral, which makes him the last person in the United Kingdom to have received a state funeral as of 2016.
- ↑ 'Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead' closer to number one spot as it reaches top five following Margaret Thatcher's death, The Independent
- ↑ Margaret Thatcher 'gave her approval' to her son Mark's failed coup attempt in Equatorial Guinea, The Guardian
- ↑ Ward, Bob, "Thatcher becomes latest recruit in Monckton's climate sceptic campaign", Guardian (6/22/10 at 6:42 AM EDT).
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