Mississippi has one simple role in the United States: stopping Texas from coming in fiftieth in measures of quality of life, health care results, education, and other such evidences of civilisation. It is a proud member of Jesusland.
Motto: "Shit, Texas beat us again!?"
Nickname: "The Magnolia State"
Much later, in the 1960s, Mississippi was a massive battle ground in the civil rights movement. It is only now bringing many Klan related killers to justice (assuming that they didn't get the benefit of jury nullification in the 60s). Unfortunately, there are still instances where they're not getting the message, such as when a white Baptist congregation refused to let a black couple get married in their church.
 Things Mississippi ranks 50th in
- Per capita GDP.
- Life expectancy.
- General health.
- Science and engineering readiness.
 Things Mississippi ranks 1st in
- Teen pregnancy.
- Infant mortality.
- Conservatism. (What a coincidence, right?)
- Weekly church attendance. (Another astounding coincidence!)
 Mississippi in popular culture
Folk singer Phil Ochs penned a song at the height of the Civil Rights Movement about Mississippi's general backwardness, titled "Here's to the State of Mississippi." In each stanza, Ochs criticizes an aspect of the state stuck in the past century (the police, the laws, the churches, etc.). Eight stanzas, six minutes, and he doesn't run out of material to rag on the state for.
Whoa, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of / Mississippi find yourself another country to be part of!
 Other Mississippians
- ↑ White Baptist church in Mississippi bans black wedding, The Raw Story
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 2.5 2.6 American Human Development Project
- ↑ America's Health Ratings
- ↑ A State-by-State Science and Engineering Readiness Index (SERI): Grading States on Their K-12 Preparation of Future Scientists and Engineers
- ↑ Mississippi Most Conservative State, D.C. Most Liberal
- ↑ Mississippians Go to Church the Most; Vermonters, Least
- ↑ Stupid Mississippi laws
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