“”Marge: There are only 49 stars on that flag.
Grampa: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!
Mostly consisting of
corn fields and mud vast prairies and lush forests (both deciduous and coniferous), with the exception of St. Louis and Kansas City, the reason Missouri was settled was that people's wagons broke, and either A) they couldn't fix them, or B) they looked around and said "this is right purdy, let's live here!".
It is also possible that, given most of Missouri's bigger cities lie along railroad routes, that the majority of its settlements are just overgrown rail stops. 
Remnants of the beginning of the Oregon Trail can be traced under the parking lots of Starbucks, Borders Books, and Targets in the Kansas City, Missouri area.
Middling or so
Missouri has one thing to promote it (outside of various civil war battle sites, the home and Presidential Library of Harry S. Truman, Barbecue so good every American President since Truman makes frequent stops for): it's in the middle. Wherever you might want to go in the USA, it's always the same distance. And, believe me or me (or even me), if you are there, you will want to go somewhere else. This place has almost nothing to its name. All the actual good places (Saint Louis) are not the real Missouri, and instead dang commies. Who don't have guns. That said, Midwestern folks are the best folks you might ever want to meet.
Gun-toting, foul-mouthed, deceitful Honest, friendly folks. I mean it. What, you want an anecdote? Ask and ye might receive, but for now, that's me done.
The Garden of Eden was located in present-day Independence, Missouri, which is also the location where Jesus commanded the Prophet Joseph Smith to build the temple which would usher in the end times. There are now three different temples built by three different Mormon splinter denominations kitty-corner from each other at this particular highway intersection in Independence. They're still waiting for Jesus to
show me show up. What's the dang hold up?
Awesome math geek reference
The "Gateway Arch" in St. Louis is an example of a
catenary very large croquet hoop. Money ran out before the other half could be built.
Famous people from Missouri
- Harry S. Truman 33rd President of the United States
- Jay Nixon, the previous governor.
- Walter Cronkite, Legendary CBS News anchor.
- Bill Bradley, NBA Hall of Famer, U. S. Senator, presidential candidate.
- Yogi Berra, New York Yankees Hall of Famer.
- Samuel Langhorne Clemens, aka Mark Twain.
- Scott Joplin, who lived in St. Louis for a mere four years, but produced some of his best work while there.
- Edwin Hubble, Famous astronomer.
- Charles Lindbergh, Famous Aviator
- Chuck Berry, Rock and roll singer.
- General Omar Bradley
- General John J. Pershing
- The James-Younger Gang. (In the Colin Farrell flick, American Outlaws, he and the boys spend time arguing about their billing. Should it be the James Gang? The James-Younger Gang? The Younger-James Gang? (Naw, that sounds like there’s an Older James Gang).)
- Frank and Jesse James
- Cole, Jim, John and Bob Younger
- Charles and Robert "The Coward Bob" Ford. Just because ya kill Jesse James, don't make ya Jesse James.
Lonesome RhodesRush Limbaugh, fat opinionated fuck, radio personality
- Steven Seagal,
owner ofstar of Belly of the Beast
- John Ashcroft, Dubya's Attorney General who lost his senate seat to a dead guy.
- Phyllis Schlafly, Conservative political activist (We do apologize for this one.)
- Todd Akin, 2012 GOP Senate nominee and either a future
wackjobSenator or a Sharron Angle flame-out in the near future
- The toasted ravioli is St. Louis' great contribution to the American appetizer menu. And a nice contribution it is...
- Not to mention the Barbecue...
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