|Hail to the Chief?|
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“”Darth Vader has arrived.
|—Don't flatter yourself, Rick Moranis.|
“”He didn't introduce himself to his students. He went straight to the chalkboard and scribbled. "I am going to teach you the three things you need to build a political party," he said, and backed away to reveal the words: "Money, money, money."
Addison Mitchell "Master of Disguise" McConnell, Jr. is
senior U.S. Senator from KY lobbyist for Wells Fargo Big Coal, and Big Tobacco, now working for Big Insurance. He is the current majority leader for the Republican Senate, and the longest-serving Senator from Kentucky ever. He is also a massive tool who will do anything and violate just about any principle for the sake of his party.
“”...becoming a very good politician, in the McConnell sense, requires avoiding all aspects of politics that don't involve campaigning, until you are so electorally aerodynamic that sliding into victory becomes easy and everything else — legislating, compromising — becomes impossible.
The Republican party owes all of their victories to McConnell. He was the architect of their 2010 sweep, and the man who single-highhandedly forced the Republicans to stuff anything and everything "Obama" at the start of his term. If it wasn't for McConnell, you wouldn't have had the Tea Party. And as the Senate majority leader, he is currently fourth in line for the presidency. So even if you find a genie in a lamp and you wish Trump and Pence and Paul Ryan leave politics forever, the US will still be run by crazy.
His wife, Elaine Chao, was tapped as Transportation Secretary in the forthcoming Trump Administration. As Labor Secretary under Bush II, she was responsible for rolling back key safety protections that cost miners their lives, and she has paid fines for illegal campaign contributions in the past. She's part-and-parcel of the cronyism that already defines Trump's cabinet, e.g. she will demonstrate the bare minimum competency to hold the position, and once she inevitably gets booted, Trump will consult his donor list and replace her with someone even less qualified.
Interestingly, despite the fact that he has risen to a very high office, he does not seem to have that much in personal ambition. When Trent Lott resigned his post as Senate Majority Leader, and McConnell was Majority Whip, he did not lobby to be made the next Majority leader, but instead let Bill Frist take it.
To date, McConnell has not been caught in any scandals. During his tenure as the chairman of the Ethics Committee, it recommended that Republican Bob Packwood be expelled knowing full well that Packwood's replacement would almost certainly be a Democrat. The most questionable thing he has done so far has been to campaign for the utterly corrupt Republican governor, Ernie Fletcher. However, none of Fletcher's scandals involved McConnell in any way. However, even in Kentucky the Republican brand is thoroughly damaged, and he had a tough fight for reelection in 2008.
“”All the things he chooses to present to the people who come there are about his races. And that's all it is. There's almost nothing in those rooms about what he's actually accomplished in all of the decades he’s been in office.
|—Alec MacGillis on the McConnell archives|
His biggest achievement to date was tricking Obama into signing the ACA. Obama then takes all the blame for passing a Republican healthcare plan which will then act as a permanent poison pill for single payer in the future. McConnell has also vehemently stated many times that the Republicans' goal was to "deny Obama a second term." Not only has he failed in that regard, after becoming Majority Leader in 2014, he followed that up by... helping the Obama administration push through the Trans-Pacific Partnership and blocking any effort to rein in NSA surveillance. Welp.
The only two issues that McConnell seems to be passionate about are flag desecration and campaign-finance reform. Contrary to his party, he believes strongly in the right to desecrate the flag, seeing it as protected under the First Amendment. He is also fiercely against campaign finance regulation, feeling that it violates the First Amendment.
He is considered ever-so-slightly better on gay rights than the rest of the GOP. This means, of course, that he is OK with the fact that gays exist and might, conceivably, hire one. Moreover, he is less willing to use gay rights as a wedge issue in a campaign, unlike the erstwhile junior senator, Jim Bunning. That he is not as anti-gay as the rest of the party has helped fuel extensive speculation that he is, in fact, gay. (Last election saw fliers photo-shopped to make McConnell into a member of the Village People. That the Democrats of Kentucky would resort to gay-bashing tells you everything you need about KY politics. Shit sandwich of a different color.)
- Rockefeller Republican - He originally was one (even naming his cat "Rocky"), until the New Right blew in.
- Karl Rove - Speaking of four-eyed fascists...
- ↑ Bacon Jr., Perry, "GOP Outnumbered in Senate, but McConnell Tries to Ensure It Is Not Outflanked", WaPo 6.22.09.
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 Cheves, John, "Senator's pet issue: money and the power it buys", Lexington Herald Leader (10/15/06 at 3:46 AM).
- ↑ Wilson, Megan R. "McConnell grows $2.8 million richer", The Hill 6.4.14.
- ↑ Paul Barrett and Jim Rawley, "Mitch McConnell and the Coal Industry’s Last Stand", Bloomberg (12/23/15 at 1:45 AM PST).
- ↑ Mitch McConnell - Top 20 Contributors, 2011-2016, Open Secrets.
- ↑ Closeup on Major Client-Lobbyist "Bundles" to Mitch McConnell, pen Secrets.
- ↑ 7.0 7.1 Fuller, Jamie, "The 6 things we knew — but forgot — about Mitch McConnell", WaPo 10.1.14.
- ↑ Michael Rubinkam and Chelsea J. Carter, "Senate Plans Hearing on Mine Collapse", WaPo via Associated Press (8/23/07 at 9:42 PM).
- ↑ Halsey III, Elizabeth, "Trump picks Elaine L. Chao for transportation secretary" WaPo 11.29.16 .
- ↑ Stein, Jeff, "Mitch McConnell’s entire career has been about gaining power. What happens now that he has it?", Vox (1/2/17 at 9:40am EST).
- ↑ Time: Why the Flag-burning Ban Failed, TIME