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Neopaganism is a series of religious beliefs, often polytheist, animistic or pantheist in nature. Although some Neopagan practices draw inspiration from pre-Christian European religions, essentially all of it was dreamt up since the late 19th century. Prominent Neopagan faiths include Wicca, some variants of Asatru[note 1], and neo-Druidism. Due to its syncretic, anti-dogmatic, and highly personal nature, Neopaganism can be seen more as a subculture than as a religion.
As a general rule, faiths such as Hinduism[note 2] and vodun[note 3] are not considered part of the Neopagan community; rather, the term is usually understood to refer to any sort of mish-mash of ideas that are mostly from pre-Christian European religious traditions. Amusingly, some Neopagan beliefs are based on false Christian propaganda about "heathen" practices.
Neopagans (at least the ones who aren't connected to the neoreactionary movement) are usually pretty tolerant, because they aren't that keen on convincing you or your children (or even their children) to follow their religious beliefs. And, they will only turn you into a newt if you really piss them off. (Also, more often than not, they're fighting amongst themselves anyway, if only to try to get rid of the crazies like Kevin Carlyon.)
There is a wide range of beliefs within Neopaganism, depending on which path is being followed. Neopaganism is not based on doctrine. Most Neopagans follow the code 'if it harms none, do what you will'. Their beliefs tend to centered broadly around these concepts:
- Pantheism - the belief that the universe is equal to divinity. Neopagans are deeply aware of the natural world and often try to live in an environmentally friendly manner.
- Equality of the sexes is strongly emphasised. In many Neopagan festivals, Goddess worship takes place.
- Certain holidays are celebrated, such as Samhain, which is one of the origins of Halloween. These holidays are all nature based, and create awareness of the passing seasons.
- Belief in the Gaia hypothesis as a literal truth rather than a philosophical viewpoint.
- Respect for other lifeforms, including their oppressors.
Neopaganism is a very diverse religion, so practices are specific to the individual. It must be noted that not all Neopagans believe in the value of Tarot card readings, crystal metaphysics, or the significance of horoscopes. Naturalistic Paganism, for example, supports science and is skeptical of the supernatural.
Some (but not all) Neopagans may take part in the following practices:
- Rituals for worship and celebration
- Sexual acts with people they like. Guess it turns out I'm a Neopagan after all...
- Tarot card reading
- Astrology and the reading of horoscopes
- Various forms of meditation
- Rune symbology and magic
- Reiki healing practices
- Belief that crystals have metaphysical properties
The attraction of Neopaganism
It is often said within Neopaganism that "you don't become a Pagan, you realise you are one". Therefore, in the spirit of public education, here are some signs it may be of interest:
- You feel inspired by trees, mountains etc.
- You feel that there's some spiritual aspect to life, but the main religions have nothing to offer you.
- You are a vegetarian, environmentalist and/or a political radical.
- You like quite a few of the following: being outdoors, bonfires, cats, nature, herbal remedies, sex, Stonehenge, Vikings.
A druid was
a leather-wearing caster class that can turn into animals a pre-medieval Pagan priest. They were a learned class in Celtic culture but mostly disappeared by the end of the 2nd century CE after being suppressed by the Roman Empire. They lived in trees and are claimed to have built Stonehenge, even though it was built thousands of years before the first druids arrived in that region.
Many New Agers and/or Neopagans[note 4] like to imagine that they are also magical druids; this is known usually as "neo-druidism" or "druidry". Well, there's no problem with that, since the Druids were just normal, imaginative, power- and spiritually hungry people, too — and their occasional use of human sacrifice was just a minor character defect.
An entire subculture has grown out of the Neopagan movement to recreate the religion of the druids, casting them into this innocent, apolitical, nature-worshiping farce of a group, when in reality the druids, like the Sadducee of ancient Palestine, and the Brahmins of India, were in fact part of the ruling class, and held great political control for generations.
We know very little of them, except what is written about in texts by the Greeks and Romans - but those are potentially biased, as both groups wanted to destroy the Celts at various points.
There is, however, one surviving ritual, The ritual of oak and mistletoe that modern "druids" the world over hang their hat on, as the centerpiece of the druid religion. Of course, there's no reason to think this one ceremony was the equivalent of Easter or Christmas or bedtime prayers, and not, say, of St. Sebastian day.
Some groups, particularly Asatru, "Hellenic Reconstructionist", and "Celtic Reconstructionism" prefer the term "Mesopaganism", to denote the fact that they try to reconstruct (as much as possible) the ceremonies and faith of older, "Paleopagan" faiths (such as the ancient Norse and Greek religions.) The term "Mesopagan" is used to denote the fact that they know they are not fully the same as the old groups (due to the loss of so much information), but to also distinguish themselves from the Neopagans who instead prefer to forge a completely new path. Most Neopagans consider Mesopagans to be further members of the overall umbrella term, but there is sometimes tension between the two groups as well.
It should be noted that owing to the necessity of hewing as closely as possible to historically attested rituals, Mesopagans do not adhere to most of the beliefs and practices enumerated above (there's no record of crystals or tarot in any record of Greek religious practice, although oddly sex and wine do figure into a lot of practices).
"Celtic religion and "Celtic Neopaganism" is an attempt by those practising new age "religions" to show that their beliefs stretch back to the dawn of time and not to, for example, Victorian romanticism. This is a variation on the noble savage where the beliefs of an ancient peoples are given credence because they were "closer to nature". Generally "facts" are cherry-picked or made up. Notable beliefs are:
- Stonehenge was built by the druids
- Random geographical features are aligned along ley lines
- One looks cool in a long white robe.
Notable things overlooked:
- It is likely they had *some* level of human sacrifice. Little evidence has been found that suggests they were the massive murderers the Romans claimed. But a man here or there, especially if he also was a criminal - what harm was there in that?
- They didn't use runes, that was somebody else
The Celtic culture spanned roughly 1,000 years and was widely dispersed, from Spain and Ireland in the west, across France and central Europe to parts of modern-day Turkey. Though the religions of Celtic cultures shared some aspects, they were varied and specialized. And we know virtually nothing about them.
One of the observers of the tribes of Celtic Britain was Tacitus who wrote on historical events in Britain during the Roman conquest. Another was a Roman geographer called Ptolemy who wrote a description of Britain, listing the names of 27 British tribes and their distinct customs and material culture. 
- We do know that they did not build, nor likely even use Stonehenge, which was built around 2500 BCE. And though modern revisionist "Druids" worship there, there is little to no evidence that the ancient Celts ever did.
- We know trees were sacred to them, but not precisely why or how.
- We know they had no concept of "ley lines", as this is a new invention.
The above should not be confused with "Celtic Reconstuctionism" (see Mesopaganism), which puts more emphasis on historical documents (the relatively few that exist anyways) and tries to recreate Celtic Paganism closer to its original form. As such most Reconstructionists show little interest in runes, tartans, the Stonehedge, and tend to frown on more New Age practices being conflated with Celtic Paganism.
As it's difficult to be a Celtic Reconstructionist without being familiar with at least some Celtic history most Reconstructionists tend to get annoyed by the misperceptions perpetuated by the group above, seeing them as ranging from being simply ignorant to being opportunists trying to rip off tourists. While this may be appear to be bordering on Judean People's Front territory, the distinction is important for distinguishing between somebody using it purely as an excuse to push woo or somebody who is actually trying to honor long-dead ancestors and cultural practices.
- Robert Graves if you like your "academic" served up with a bit of manipulation.
- Margaret Murray
- Ley line
- New Age
- Native American woo sometimes seeps into the fringier parts of Neopaganism, which is similar to the appropriation of ancient Celtic culture above but currently with more immediate damaging side effects to local communities.
- Polytheistic Reconstructionism for other pantheons
- Though most Asatru hate the term, and prefer "Heathen"
- Though there have apparently been some strong negotiations between Neopagan groups and the mainstream Hindu groups to form a polytheistic alliance.
- Though Neopagans are shameless at appropriating vodoun ideas and loa, without necessarily understanding any of it
- In a parallel to crank magnetism, the eclectic religious/woo mix that is New Age can encompass Neopaganism, while some Neopagans will definitely not see themselves as New Agers.
- "Celtic runes" are all over the web, from tourism sites to Flickr. But, the Celts as far as anyone knows, had no writing system.  And "runes" used formally, describes the particular writings system of the Germanic tribes. Sorry, tattoo artists and sun worshipers
- Map of the Celts in Europe
- http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ancient/british_prehistory/iron_01.shtml British Prehistory
- Some even see it as offensive