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Pakistan (Urdu: پاكستان Pākistān), officially the Islamic Republic of Pakistan (اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاكستان Islāmī Jumhūriyah-yi Pākistān), is a country in Southwest Asia that, under the British colonial rule, was part of the British Raj. Following Muhammad Ali Jinnah's "Two-Nation Theory"Wikipedia's W.svg (basically a declaration that Hindus and Muslims should not live together in the same country) the then-powerful Muslim League, led by Jinnah, demanded a separate state solely for Muslims. Even as leaders like Gandhi and Allama MashriqiWikipedia's W.svg worked against this to create a secular nation, a steady flow of Muslims began leaving the largely secular Congress party to support the movement. The whole thing came to a head in 1947, following Britain's hasty withdrawal from India without involving itself in uniting the splintered structure of the British Raj (at the time present-day India was divided into an unbelievable 565 different Princely States,Wikipedia's W.svg each with its own ruler), forcing a partition into an Islamic Pakistan and a (mostly) Hindu India. Though Gandhi's efforts to stop this failed, he was accused by Hindus for "yielding too much" to the Muslims and eventually assassinated a year after partition by a Hindu extremist, Nathuram Godse.

The partition also sparked genocidal riots, which killed between 200,000‒500,000 people.[1] Consequently, tensions between India and Pakistan have remained high throughout the post-colonial era; the two have fought several wars, starting with the Pakistani invasion of Kashmir in 1948 kicking off the First Kashmir War, and most recently in 1999 when Pakistani soldiers encroached into Indian territory (less than three months after the two countries had signed a peace agreement) and began occupying strategically key points in the region of Kargil. India and Pakistan each have nuclear capability, solely to deter the other from attacking. This tactic has raised the stakes but failed to reduce their hostility and mutual loathing.

Pakistan originally comprised two territories – East Pakistan and West Pakistan, on opposite sides of India. In 1971, when Pakistan's first ever democratic election was won by an East-Pakistan party, the mostly-West-Pakistani military junta chose to ignore the result, causing East Pakistan to declare secession, now calling itself the newly formed country of Bangladesh. The junta responded completely rationally to this by sending in the army to rape, kill, and massacreWikipedia's W.svg (do we see a pattern emerging here?) hundreds of thousands, mostly religious minorities, in their eastern counterpart. Bangladesh sought out India's help, and with it, managed to mount a successful retaliation, forcing the Pakistani army into surrender and achieving independence.

The word "Pakistan" is derived from the initials of the three regions the state borders – Punjab, Afghan Province, Kashmir, Sindh, and Baluchistan.[2] Pāk means "pure" in Urdu; thus, Pakistan is "the land of the pure."

War[edit]

As if the threat of all-out nuclear war with India weren't enough, Pakistan also had the Taliban and Al-Qaeda to worry about, partly as a result of dictator Muhammad Zia-ul-Haq's Islamicisation policies.[3] Luckily, however, terrorism is on a slow but steady decline in the country after the former Chief of Army Staff, Raheel Sharif, launched a military operation known as Zarb-e-Azb to recapture all areas from terror groups. [4] The entire northwestern state of Pakistan – formerly (and aptly) named the North-West Frontier Province, now Khyber Pakhtunkhwa – was the main stronghold of the terrorists, as they could strike anywhere: US Embassies and consulates were attacked 3 times between 2002 and 2010; Shia mosques and holy sites were also frequent targets. Pakistan was encouraged by the US and Britain's MI6 to promote the war against the Soviet-backed Afghanistan the 1980s, using the Islamic militants as proxies. These gangs included Osama bin Laden's Al-Qaeda and were organized under the Benazir Bhutto government. The CIA was later placed in the position of having to buy back the "Stinger" ground-to-air missiles it had supplied to its erstwhile allies for fear that they would be used against civil airliners. The Islamic fundamentalists have challenged the principle that Pakistan can be both secular and Islamic. They had little popular support outside the tribal areas of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, which is mediated through tribal warlords, but were able to achieve a disproportionate effect by their ruthless campaign of bombing and murder.

Technically Pakistan is an ally of the United States in the current war in Afghanistan. This is technical because while the Pakistanis do make several battalions of soldiers available to the cause, the loyalty of the commanders and especially their intelligence service, the ISI, is suspect. Some analysts think this is because of their sheer paranoia about India, while others believe that Islamists have reached high-ranking positions in the military establishment. The Pakistani leadership was apparently "shocked" that Osama bin Laden was living in Abbottabad, the city which houses Pakistan's equivalent of West Point. Pakistan's border regions are frequently targeted by US drone attacks, which leads to widespread anti-Americanism and frequent protests, flag-burning and violence. Ironically there would be no need for drone strikes if the Pakistani military held up their end of the bargain and went after the militants themselves, but they seem to be content to take kickbacks in the form of American military aid and play a double game.

Peace[edit]

Pakistan is officially (and as of 2016, in practice) a democratic parliamentary federal Republic. They were formerly ruled by their benevolent fearless dictator, and former general, named Pervez Musharraf, whose first name offers a cornucopia of potentially humorous misspellings. After 5 years of disastrous performance of PPP, they are currently ruled by Shahid Khaqan Abbasi. On 6 August 2017, the Pakistani Supreme Court removed Nawaz Sharif as prime minister after a lengthy investigation into Panama Leaks. The state institutions have decided to root out corruption and nepotism in the country.

Culture[edit]

If a Pakistani accepts a person into his house as a guest, he will defend his guest – to the death, if necessary.[citation needed] Even if the guest later turns out to be a fugitive from justice, or Osama bin Laden. This factored into why it took so long for the US to locate bin Laden; the house that was harboring him wouldn't expose his presence, because he was their guest, no matter what incentives the US (or the Pakistani government) gave.

At least one Pakistani Muslim Council considers wife beating Islamic in certain circumstances.[5]

Pakistan has had the dubious honor in recent years of being the world center of new polio cases due mainly to entrenched anti-vaccination beliefs within Taliban-controlled areas.[6][7][8]

Woo and pseudoscience[edit]

The isolated, mysterious Hunza people of the Pakistan Himalayas have become the subject of one of the great woo campaigns of the western world, centering mainly around the ludicrous claim that they regularly live to be 150 years old or more. This completely amazing hahit of longevity has led scores of anthropologists, alternative medicine gurus, and reporters to write books with names like "The Healthy Hunzas", or to sell bottled water under the label "Hunza" (implying that drinking the water will allow you to live as long as they do). All this in spite of the fact that the only legitimate medical study of these people found that (shocker) their health and life spans were exactly what one might expect of a poor, premodern agricultural society.[9]. But of course, as they say in the old west, "when the legend becomes fact, you print the legend."

Politics[10][edit]

Pakistan was a military junta from its founding until 1972, when the leftist Pakistan People's Party took control (following democracy being halted for two years during the civil war). The 1977 election saw the PPP win again, leading to the Pakistan National Alliance, a coalition of nine conservative parties, accusing the government of election fraud. So they overthrew the government and established an Islamist far-right miliitary dictatorship under Muhammad Zia-ul-Haq. While the Pakistani economy saw substantial growth, the regime was authoritarian and Islamist, with Zia's goal being to implement full Sharia law. In 1985, democracy was de jure restored, but Zia was still pretty much dictator. Zia died in in a plance crash in August 1988.[11] The United States supported Zia, out of fear that the PPP would end up allying Pakistan with the Soviets (they feared an imaginary socialist transition). Following this, another election was held that brought the PPP back to power. The conservative Pakistan Muslim League rose to power in the 1997 election, but was overthrown in the 1999 coup. When democracy was restored, a liberal/libertarian splinter faction of the PML won the 2002 election. A corrosive coalition between the PPP and original PML was formed in 2008, but fell apart very fast. The original PML won the 2013 election.[12] The Taliban rules much of northwest Pakistan, especially around its border with Afghanistan.[13]

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