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Pissgate (a.k.a. Watersportsgate) refers to claims that Donald Trump hired prostitutes to "perform a Golden Showers urination show" on a bed in the Moscow Ritz Carlton Hotel where Barack and Michelle Obama once slept during an official trip to Russia. The claims arise from a 35-page intelligence dossier produced by an ex-British Intelligence officer alleging that Russia was actively engaged in collecting compromising information on Trump during his numerous trips to Russia, and that Russia was "regularly exchanging information with Trump's campaign team through indirect channels".[1]

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[edit] The dossier

Only one paragraph of the entire 35-page dossier mentions the alleged "Golden Showers" incident for which Pissgate was named. The bulk of it, compiled by a respected former British MI6 agent named Christopher Steele, describes ties between Trump, his advisors, and Russia, along with various Russian efforts to exploit these. Steele was contracted to build a file on Trump’s ties to Russia as part of an opposition research effort undertaken for a bipartisan group of anti-Trump Republicans and Democrats.[2]

The dossier alleges that Russia has long been gathering blackmailable material (a.k.a. kompromat) on Trump that could be used to later manipulate him, such as recordings of his "sexual perversions". It also contains allegations that the Kremlin and the Trump campaign colluded to hack DNC emails in order to damage Hillary Clinton's chances for winning the 2016 election, supposedly motivated by Vladimir Putin's "fear and hatred" of Clinton.[2]

For those who can get past the "Golden Showers" paragraph, the dossier contains a treasure trove of disturbing allegations.[1] Such as:

  • With Putin's approval, Russia has been cultivating Trump for at least 5 years, offering him lucrative business and investment deals.
  • Trump's campaign team planted "moles" inside the DNC and sponsored hackers in the US in a joint effort with Russian intelligence services to gain embarrassing emails that would sway public opinion against Hillary Clinton.
  • Russia has made massive investments in cyber crime efforts that target Western businesses.
  • The Kremlin recorded Hillary Clinton's phone calls during visits to Russia, seeking evidence of her privately contradicting public positions.
  • The Trump team welcomed media reports of Russian interference in the US election because they helped deflect attention away from Trump's questionable business dealings in China which included numerous bribes and kickbacks.
  • High level Russian officials often secretly met with Trump insiders Paul Manafort and Carter Page.
  • Russian oil company Rosneft offered Trump and associates a 19% stake in the company in return for lifting US sanctions.

[edit] Release

In January 2017, CNN reported that both Trump and Obama had been given a classified debriefing containing a summary of the intelligence dossier's unverified allegations regarding Trump's involvement with the Russian government. Supposedly, the dossier itself had been privately circulating among Washington politicians and reporters for months. Perhaps emboldened by CNN's reference to it, BuzzFeed News decided to post the full-length version of the dossier on its website, which revealed the salacious "Golden Showers" detail to the public for the first time.[3][4]

Instantly, the idea of Trump watching prostitutes pee on a bed was all anybody could talk (or think) about.

[edit] Reaction

Predictably, an /r/PissGate subreddit was launched on Reddit, and hashtags #PissGate and #PEEOTUS trended on Twitter. Eager to promote an edgelordy image to the public, the denizens of 4chan began claiming credit for "breaking" the Pissgate story and started posting a bunch of obviously improvised "facts". Considering their involvement in a previous troll circlejerk, it's safe to assume anything 4chan has to say about anything is bullshit.[5]

Trump boosters such as the Washington Examiner were quick to slap BuzzFeed as fake news, a message soon picked up by the Tweeter-in-Chief, who complained of “FAKE NEWS - A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!”[6][7][8] Most of the mainstream press merrily raked BuzzFeed over the coals for publishing inflammatory allegations without a shred of evidence to back them up, despite BuzzFeed's disclaimer that the dossier was “not just unconfirmed: It includes some clear errors". [9]

Vladimir Putin called the dossier "fake" and told reporters that it was difficult for him to imagine that Trump, a man so experienced with beautiful women, ran to a hotel to meet with Russian prostitutes, "even though they are undoubtedly the best in the world". Putin argues the situation is a reflection of the degrading quality of the American political realm,[10] which is fairly accurate, regardless of Pissgate being real or not.

[edit] Re-evaluation

While the bed pissing episode remains completely unverified, in February 2017, multiple current and former US law enforcement and intelligence officials confirmed that some of the conversations between individuals described in the dossier did actually take place on dates and times detailed in the dossier,[11] and "people who discounted it initially have begun to take it more seriously".[12]

A number of claims contained in the dossier -- e.g. that Russia agreed to hack DNC emails and funnel them to Wikileaks in exchange for a pro-Russia posture by Trump -- have been increasingly corroborated, and numerous other examples of ties between the Trump staff and the Russian government appear to support the dossier's conclusion that Trump is figuratively in Russia's pocket.[13][14]

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