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“”Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican.
|—President Reagan's "Eleventh Commandment".|
RINO is an acronym meaning "Republican in Name Only". It refers to big tent Republicans who are more concerned about increasing membership than standing by an increasingly reactionary party platform. Accusations are sometimes made by the party faithful for good reason; they are also made to dissociate the accuser from rhetorical responsibility when it is convenient.
It should be noted that the House of Representatives, at least, is now "perfectly sorted," meaning that the most liberal Republican is still more conservative than the most conservative Democrat, except when they aren't.
The term is more frequently being applied to moderate Republicans who don't follow the obstructionist policies of the current Republican establishment and actually don't vote along the conservative line very much. Wingnut sites like Free Republic frequently call for 'purges' in the party of all RINOs.
 Taking it to the next level
The white-power nerds pushing Neoreaction, Gamergate, and Trump 2016 spam don't like the term RINO, and prefer "cuckservative," a term that's a mix of "cuckold" and "conservative." Cuck is also a porn term that refers to a guy who gets off on watching his wife take it from another man.
 Republicans accused of being RINOs
“”You can see it in our House of Representatives where ideological purity is valued over the ability to make a deal or achieve a practical outcome, where any malevolent act is justified in a Salafist manner... In this, those that wield the RINO moniker so lightly are more akin to the “Communist behind every tree” John Birchers than they are Reagan or Eisenhower or Nixon who now sit like empty idols in the history of their Party.
|—James B. Barnes|
- Roger Ailes: You almost have to feel bad for him; a patsy who regularly takes heat for the Murdoch clan. The guy single-handedly saved the GOP and built the greatest propaganda organ in the history of man, and the far-right blasts him for being insufficiently pro-Trump/Cruz.
- Glenn Beck: Reassured his listeners that Latinos are "natural" conservatives, which came back to bite him in the ass.
- George W. Bush: Far too soft on the mideast for Liz Cheney's tastes. Medicare Part D and amnesty would be non-starters for today's GOP.
- Eric Cantor: Hard to justify this one. He blew $168K at steak houses! How red-blooded can you get?
- Shelley Moore Capito: pro-choice in West Virginia, a state where three of its Democrats in Congress (Manchin and Rahall, and ex-Congressman Mollohan) are pro-life. She has announced a run for the Senate in 2014, which has already attracted the ire of the Club for Growth, FreedomWorks, and Jim DeMint's Senate Conservatives Fund, all accusing her of being a big-spending liberal beholden to pork and "big labor." Her actual voting record is pretty much in line with the Republican establishment.
- Chris Christie: For praising Barack Obama's relief effort in his state of New Jersey after Hurricane Sandy hit, as opposed to standing idly by and impeding disaster relief.
- Susan Collins: Also a Senator from Maine, she shares a lot in common with Snowe in their voting record — pro-gay marriage, pro-choice, etc. She's slightly more conservative, having voted for the Bush tax cuts and voted for stripping the right of habeas corpus from prisoners held on charges of terrorism by the US government. Her and Snowe, who are together often called the "sisters of Maine," are frequently the votes needed by Democrats to break filibusters and pass important legislation. National conservatives hate them, yet if they were to nominate more conservative candidates in Maine you'd likely have a more liberal Democrat senator in the end.
- Bob Dole: Poor Bob Dole. Wheeled himself to the Capitol to push protection for the disabled, only to have Republicans take a shit on his chest.
- Newt Gingrich: Ah, Newt Gingrich. Once considered a hard-line conservative, now tarred and feathered by the Tea Partiers, without his having changed a single position. Granted, he endorsed 15 years of Republican healthcare policy including the personal mandate - most of which originated from the far-right Heritage Foundation which now backs Ted Cruz. For conservatives from Bob Dole to Jim DeMint to Mitt Romney and many more, the individual mandate was all about personal responsibility, by not forcing others to pay for your healthcare. But then Obama adopted it along with the rest of the Republican healthcare platform, and instantly it became Doubleplus Hitler Ungood.
- Barry Goldwater: Well, we can't very well mention Barry in polite company, can we? What with him tolerating gays and all.
- Grover Norquist: Fingered as an enemy "agent" by walking germ Glenn Back, presumably just to drag him onto the show.
- Jeb Bush: Those glasses make you want to give him a swirlie.
- Jeff Flake: Wrote the now-dead immigration reform bill with Marco Rubio, McCain, and Graham.
- Joe Straus: Speaker of the House for the Texas House of Representatives. Why? His 2011 re-election as Speaker was opposed by Conservative Christians that didn't want the the House to be led by a Jew.
- John Boehner: Cold-blooded example. As wingnut as they come, he was the last obstacle to majority control of the GOP by the Tea Party so of course he had to go.
- John Kasich: Ohio governor who was called a RINO after proposing that Ohio take government money to expand Medicaid. There is no longer a place in the Republican party for politicians like Kasich. If he criticizes a fellow Republican, or the party platform, he is traitorous. A Republican his whole life, he'll be booted from the party. The time for "tolerance" is over.
- John McCain: Believe it or not, but McCain used to be one of the more moderate Republicans in the Senate, to the point where Fox News labeled him as a Democrat a few times. His 2008 presidential run forced him to sell his soul in order to pander though. For a long time he was against supply-side, but has since reversed that position. Wingnuts were also upset regarding his positions on torture and immigration. Still, he is far more conservative on domestic and foreign issues than he is liberal.
- John Roberts: Finalized Obamacare.
- Jon Huntsman: Has acknowledged the existence of evolution and global warming, took some moderately pro-immigration stances as the governor of Utah, fully supports same sex marriage, and was willing to work as the ambassador to China under president Obama.
- Larry Wilkerson: A retired colonel and Colin Powell's chief of staff, he is perhaps the last true Rockefeller Republican, preferring a non-interventionist - even cooperative - foreign policy with Russia, China, and Iran.
- Lindsey Graham: Socially, Graham is pretty nutty, but he has come in handy as an ally to Democrats on issues like torture, immigration and global warming. While he's despised by base conservatives, a lot of the Fox hosts seem to think he's hot stuff.
- Lisa Murkowski: Senator from Alaska who's pro-choice and has earmarked money to her state. Became the third sitting Republican senator to support gay marriage. Has personal enmity with Sarah Palin (above).
- Mark Kirk: Former Republican Senator of Illinois, Kirk was the second sitting Republican senator to support gay marriage. He also sides with Democrats on issues like abortion and gun control.
- Mike Huckabee: Even Mike couldn’t impress them with his “Marching the Israelis to the ovens” rhetoric, and they have cleverly taken to calling him “Cuckabee”. Compared the "RINO" epitaph to the Hitler oath.
- Sarah Palin: No, seriously. While Governor of Alaska, raised taxes on the oil industry, refused to engage controversial issues such as abortion or benefits for same-sex couples, and accused fellow Republicans of unethical dealings. Bill Moyers even invited her on his show to talk progressive politics. But then something happened during her second year in office... (Populism at work.)
- George Pataki: “I’m not one of those laissez-faire types.”
- Rand Paul: He's said a bunch of times that he doesn't want to legalize drugs and isn't libertarian. Libertarians just don't want to listen to what he says. (Of course, many prominent libertarians love Trump without listening to what he actually says, either; calling him the anti-establishment candidate just because he appeared on an InfoWars-exclusive interview and lacks all relevant political experience.) The thing that sets Rand apart might be a less hostile approach to foreign policy, we guess. But he is starting to merge with the mainstream because of fears that he might be too soft on terrorism, and he really resents his rivals calling him an "isolationist".
- Rob Portman: A Senator from Ohio, for being the first sitting Republican Senator to support same-sex marriage. He came out in support after his son came out of the closet.
- Colin "Dicking Bimbos" "Idiot Cheney" Clinton Mafia" Powell: Behind closed doors, he was slow to support the Iraq invasion. (Real soldiers are less gung-ho about such things.) Well-known for his willingness to support liberal or centrist causes. He is pro-choice regarding abortion, and in favor of "reasonable" gun control. He stated in his autobiography that he supports affirmative action that levels the playing field, without giving a leg up to undeserving persons because of racial issues. In late May 2012, he expressed support for the legalization of same-sex marriage. He had earlier supported the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell. He also supports the Black Lives Matter movement.
- Mitt Romney: Effete New Englander. Says "varmints" without irony. Anyone who thinks every person in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts deserves at least basic provision of medical care merits suspicion. Since 2008, he has made a radical shift to the right, wanting to destroy the entire Affordable Care Act (which was modeled after his own "Romneycare") and having complete flops on issues like abortion and gay rights. But that still wasn't enough for the my-way-or-the-highway wing of the Republican Party.
- Paul Ryan: Democracy! It burns!
- Olympia Snowe: As Senator, she held many socially liberal views, like being pro-choice, supporting stem cell research and being moderately pro-gay rights, which is expected since she is from Maine. She has frequently voted for increased environmental protection and gun control. She is more in line with the Republican party in regards to defense and economics issues, however, although she voted for TARP (which a lot of Republicans did) and the stimulus (she was one of three), and being in negotiations to consider supporting Obama's health care law. She supported America's involvement in Bosnia during the Bill Clinton administration and supported the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. She also supports tax cuts as a means to stimulate the economy, yet voted against the Bush tax cuts.
- Arlen Specter: Senator from Pennsylvania. Warned Dubya not to nominate judges who might overturn Roe v. Wade, reduced tax cuts and supported Democrats on the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty. Also opposed "school choice." Eventually Specter got fed up and switched parties.
- Donald Trump: In the 2016 presidential primary race, his opponent Ted Cruz and his financial backers have sponsored a series of ads claiming that Trump is not a true conservative, and pointing out that in his past Trump has been pro-choice, favored gun control, favored universal health care, and gave political contributions to Democrats.
 See also
- ↑ Erick Erickson, "'Cuckservative' is a racial slur and an attack on evangelical Christians".
- ↑ Chauncey DeVega, "The secret history of “cuckservative”: The fetish that became a right-wing rallying cry", Salon.
- ↑ Barnes, "I'm Looking For a Few Good Republicans", Thought Catalog.
- ↑ Sophia Tesfaye, "Rupert Murdoch’s Donald Trump Nightmare: He Can’t Control the Monster Fox News Created", Salon.
- ↑ Michael Van de Gailen, "Corporatism For the Win - Mark Levin Blasts Fox News for Attacking Ted Cruz", PJM (His people wasted no time backing Don's "Mexicans are rapists" comment...)
- ↑ Alan Yuhas, "'Cuckservative': the internet's latest Republican insult hits where it hurts", The Guardian. (...but were paralyzed, for instance, over the difficult question of whether or not all women are fat, menstruating pigs.)
- ↑ Michael Abramowitz, "Tough Words From This Cheney on U.S. Mideast Policy", Washington Post.
- ↑ Eric Cantor expendatures, 2012-14, Open Secret.
- ↑ GOP split resurfaces after Shelley Moore Capito announcement, Politico
- ↑ Chris Christie drops bomb on GOP leaders, CNN
- ↑ Yes, this is American conservatism for you.
- ↑ Lawrence Downs, "From Republicans, a Parting Slap at Bob Dole", [New York Times]].
- ↑ Eric Ritz, "Glenn Beck and Grover Norquist Finally Meet for On-Air Battle Over Alleged Ties to Radical Islamists: ‘Not True’", The Blaze.
- ↑ Matt Taibbi, "So Jeb Bush might be running for president, world laughs", Rolling Stone.
- ↑ Not a joke.
- ↑ Huckabee: "Can we please retire the term RINO?" Levin: Censorship is a liberal tactic ipso facto you sir, are a RINO.
- ↑ Adan Salazar (March 18, 2016). "Prominent Libertarians Launch Movement Backing Donald Trump". Infowars.com.
- ↑ Hellman, Jessie, "Colin Powell called Dick Cheney an idiot in leaked emails", The Hill (9/14/16 at 03:05 pm). This guy’s a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
- ↑ Colin Powell on Meet the Press
- ↑ Eric Boehlert, "The Right Turns on Paul Ryan: Yesterday's Conservative Savior Is Today's Moderate Wimp", Media Matters.
- ↑ Compilation of ads attacking Trump from the Cruz campaign.