GOAT is an important RationalWiki hidden rule that stands for Grow Oats And Thistles.
If you aren't sure what this means, ask the next sysopster that blocks you. They probably won't explain, but you know what you did, so why are you bothering them? Grow up and stop whining!
An alternate, recursive expansion of the term is Goat Outed Another Troll.
It is unrelated to TOAD.
To attempt to make an adjustment in another editor's level of goat, you can use the