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139Fox News does it again. During a Bill O'Reilly bullshit segment claiming that the Wisconsin union protesters are really a bunch of hired thugs bused in from out-of state, they show footage that is supposedly from the rally which (at 0:15) shows PALM TREES in the background. (And for the brain-damaged Conservapuds and TeaBaggers who troll this site for the sole purpose of voting "down" on all these WIGOs, there are no palm trees on the streets of Wisconsin! At least not until now.) (Woohoo! The first non-CP WIGO to reach 100 up votes!)
69The Heartland Institute attacks climate change with some flawless logic: global warming doesn't exist because murderers. (Update: "Oh, it was just an experiment to provoke people!" - because that makes it perfectly valid and not the stupidest thing in the world ever.)
65I guess they had nothing better to whine about.
64Bill O'Reilly thinks that there is no explanation for tides, and this proves that religion is true. (Apparently nobody told him about the star that causes daytime and the chunk of rock that comes and goes in the sky — could he be an anti-astronomy denialist?)
60The most embarrassing answer ever
56Rush Limbaugh: "Hurricane is an Obama conspiracy to cancel the GOP Convention."
54No! Not “Millions of years”, “Evolution” & “Feathered dinosaurs”. That's downright unbiblical! Sayeth Mr Ham.
53American Thinker: It is "un-American" to permit poor people to vote.
53Are these the two stupidest people on the internet?
53The metric system is COMMUNISM! Onozomg.gif
51"And they have found that with women who are on the birth control pill, there are these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb." Another dumb-ass right-winger with no idea how lady bits work.
51"Liberals made me want to pull my penis off!" and other weirdness from American "Thinker".
49Fox Nation: "Bikers Turn Out to Protect Newtown Mourners from Left-Wing Westboro Cult."
47How to grievously insult Ray Comfort: call him a "bibliophile". (At least he did apologise.)
46Pajamas Media sees an Occupy protestor wearing a hash symbol (#), to "hashtag" herself. Their post? OH MY GOD IT'S A "NEO-SWASTIKA"!!
46It's easy to refute the entire contents of RW's atheism FAQ: "No, because God, that's why".
46Outraged that Obama won? Make it your personal crusade to be a nuisance to your entire community from now on. "Do you work for someone who voted for Obama? Quit your job."[No, not The Onion]
45Women don't want to be astronauts. Bonus: "She never gave a man such necessary and life-sustaining love that he was able to do great things, such as fly into space." Sorry, Sally, being the first US female astronaut isn't good enough.
45Kathleen O'Brien Wilhelm: "Deer Crossing" signs are stupid because animals can't read, and this leads to abortion. [No, not The Onion]
44From the archives: Farah February 22: the tea-party movement needs to take over both political parties. Farah May 11: you can't call the tea-partiers insurgents, they are not trying to take over a political party. Update: Farah September 20: "The tea party movement is not seeking a junior partnership with the Republican Party, but a hostile takeover of it."
44Atheists vandalize my beliefs.
43Rightwingers insecure about their masculinity open a new front in the Culture War: Equestria.
43Go home PETA, you're drunk.
43Ray Comfort is still riding the stupid train.
42Meet 8 fellow fuckheads who think Todd Akin has a point.
41Pat Robertson blames the Haitian earthquake on a 200+ year old deal with the devil.
40We sorry to hear you've stopped coming to Church, so fuck off and die.
40Pat Robertson shows us he's a terrible human being part MCMXVIII.
40Jon McNaughton finally releases his one painting that says it all.
40The average penis size is shrinking because of feminism, says Rush Limbaugh.
40Rush Limbaugh: Obama is punishing people for voting Republican by having them groped at the airport.
39WND paid serious money to have a plane fly over Cowboys Stadium in Arlington with a banner reading "Where's the Real Birth Certificate?" The domed roof of Cowboys Stadium.
39Pat Robertson: “Beware of these scamsters, especially scamsters in religious garb quoting the Bible.” Thank you for warning us, Pat.
39Ann Coulter: She "ought to be in prison for wearing a hijab."
39Hi! I'm Jesus!
38Bryan Fischer advocates kidnapping the children of gay couples, forgets that the original Underground Railroad was for people who wanted to escape. Clearly, not an American Dad! fan
38EN&V: "Intelligent design is not an argument from analogy. ... A bacterial flagellum is not analogous to an outboard motor; it is an outboard motor."
38Texas Republicans, go fuck yourselves.
38When a male general rapes a female subordinate, who's to blame? Women in the military, of course!
38Ask a question at the Presidential debate - get a right-wing nutjob digging through your garbage.
38"The left has its "scientists" and "economists" and "statisticians," while we have common sense. And common sense will win every time."(Warning: Poe's Law in action!)
38Fresh from telling mankind how to get laid, Roosh now shows us the 9 ugliest feminists. Most of whom are damn attractive. No accounting for taste... or brains... I guess.
37OMFG, Richard Dawkins can't remember the full title of On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life, therefore God.
37Monica Crowley from Fox News reminds us what Neil Armstrong's death is really about: Obama spreading Islam. (via Gawker, not The Onion)
37Rick Santorum explains how the UN Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities crushes US sovereignity. Was this man seriously in the running for President of the USA?
37Creationists understand evolution better than liberals Falldownlaugh.gif
37In a bizarre rant, WND's Eric Rush claims that apartheid wasn't that bad, because Obama wants your guns, so white folk can be murdered. Or something.
37Bryan Fischer: Gays can't have children so they don't care about economic issues, hence they will cause the collapse of the western economy.
370.9999... does not equal 1, because "women are deceivers". This blog is actually a goldmine of stupidity, such as these ones, so don't stop looking at it there. The author seems to think himself an expert on a very wide variety of topics, including but not limited to Dark Matter, Noam Chomsky, Evolution, and 9/11.(Warning: Poe's Law in action!)
36Terry Hurlbut: Obama "rainbow" flag secret code EQUALS HITLER!!1!
36The No True Scotsman fallacy may need to be renamed.
36Democracy is evil, because it replaced good Christian kings. (Believe it or not, the author of this has a PhD in modern history from a respected university.)
36NRO: How dare Obama call the Holocaust "senseless!" Update: You got me all wrong, so now I'm going to double down.
35Sarah Palin: Obama to wants ‘go back’ to slavery era.
35Teaching Paganism and Druidism in schools? How dare they teach something I don't believe in!
35Bill O'Reilly tells David Silverman that Christianity is not a religion, so Christmas displays on public property are okay.video here Also, atheists are apparently "fascists". Obligatory Silverman meme here.
35A Moral Argument Against Darwinism, wherein Christian apologist Douglas Groothius apparently proves that Darwinism is false because racism is bad.
35Only 13? Hint: It starts with "Both Hitler and Obama held rallies in outdoor stadiums" and goes downhill from there.
35Put simply: WTF?!?
35If The Moon Does Not Rotate 360 Degrees How Did It Become Spherical? Choice quote by another poster: "If the phases are caused by the light reflecting off the moon, and the shadow because of the angle of the sun and the moon, why is it that when the moon and the sun are in the sky at the same time, the moon is still half, crescent, etc."
35Glenn Beck: The kids killed in Norway were like the Hitler Youth. Update: Beck doubles down.
34Birtherism goes to a whole new level of crazy.
34It's an election year, so look out for more what-the-fuckery from artist Jon McNaughton.
34Joe the Plumber sez gun control caused the Holocaust
34Right when we thought the birthers had skulked back to their hobbit holes, Sean Hannity reignites the flames. What the hell, Fox?
34Czechoslovakia? Hell, Obama's even abandoned Franz Ferdinand!
34Institute for Creation Research: ENCODE "proclaim[ed] that the human genome is irreducibly complex and intelligently designed." (Compare with reality to see how many different outright lies you can spot.)
34The Answers Research Journal have really outdone themselves this time. Read Jean K. Lightner's study of what mammalian kinds there were on the ark, and particularly check figure 18 — it's a stuffed toy.
34Yeah, the blood, gore and trauma are fake, you fucking scumbags
34First it was women, now Ann Coulter doesn't want anyone under the age of thirty to vote, because they vote Democrat.
33"Telling me to wear a seat-belt means I'm not truly free!"
33Birther posts a YouTube video, claiming Obama should be publicly beheaded for treason. Then wonders why the Secret Service pay him a visit.
33Memo to Samantha Brick's husband: GET OUT!! GET OUT NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!
33Turn off your irony meters for this one. Rupert Murdoch, owner of a vast, blatantly partisan news empire, tweets his rage at the "Jewish-owned press". UPDATE: And he takes it back.
33Kent Hovind gets political - hilarity ensues.
33The West, Texas explosion was totally Muslim terrorism, because fertilizer bombs were used in the Oklahoma bombing, and Saddam Hussein had a role in that.
33Dana Ullman: "Skeptics of homeopathy cannot answer: what are the CHEMICAL differences between an empty CD and one full of data or music?"
32WorldNutDaily reports on the latest terrorist tactic, monkey soldiers.
32Real political satirists apparently can't have political opinions: "When you're on one side or the other, you're no longer a satirist."
32Rush Limbaugh, on assaults on American journalists in Egypt: Hooray! Rush Limbaugh, on assaults on American journalists in Egypt, after learning some of them worked for Fox News: Just kidding! This is awful!
31How World Net Daily celebrates Free Speech Week: endorse treason trials for reporters.
31Bananaman: Sweden eats horses because atheism.
31Courtesy of the far-right Catholicsphere: relatively moderate new pope is in fact a horrific traitor to Catholic values.
30Bryan Fischer: It's okay if Christians put faith before country, but Muslims can't do that.
30Judge to Farah: fuck off, you loony.
30Best reason yet to vote Romney? He has more sons than daughters, and that's a scientifically proven method for telling he's successful.
30Demonic rape could turn you gay.
30I can't even formulate my outrage at an op-ed like this one into words. Update: For extra lulz: guess whose niece is the author.
30Investor Business Daily brings the Stupid: "People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless." and "The British have succeeded in putting a price tag on human life, as we are about to." Evidently, they don't know what country Hawking lives in, or what an "Insurance Company" does. More: Big Steve praises the NHS.
30Bill O'Reilly tries to analyse and break down Gangnam Style, and forgets that languages other than English exist.
30The NRA's silence on the recent shootings has ended; to nobody's surprise, the NRA advocates MORE GUNS as the solution.
30Creationists admit that they can't prove anything... because they're not supposed to.
30Muslim fundamentalist turned Christian fundamentalist, Walid Shoebat, has said that Jesus wouldn't have had any gay friends, but Muhammad would. Stephen Green of Christian Voice quotes approvingly.
30A time dimension, a requirement of Einstein's physics, makes motion impossible!
30Who knew? The National Park Service is loaded with Islam-sympathizers, who are engaged in an enormous conspiracy to make a Flight 93 memorial into a super-secret terrorist shrine and the centerpiece of a colossal (invisible) mosque.
30Solved! There is no Barack Obama birth certificate, because there's a Barry Soetoro birth certificate.
29Ron Polland of WorldNetDaily officially challenges FactCheck's non-profit status, which they clearly violated by claiming Obama's short-form birth certificate was adequate.
29Where do I even start with this one? Homeschooled Maryland fourteen year old wants her state to vote no on gay marriage for her birthday. Yes, let's celebrate one spoiled teenaged brat's mom's choice to not abort her daughter by restricting the rights of a significant portion of the population.
29Daily Mail: Ban online porn! - Just don't look at all the scantily-clad and/or objectified women in the right hand column of the Mail Online site, all there in the open for the little kiddies to see.
29Obama - Apparently one of the "Left's Founding Fathers," right along with that infamous "proto-communist," Plato.
29Watch some chemtrails break up due to spraying vinegar!
29Donald Trump reminds everyone that Jon Stewart is Jewish.
29Teenagers across Britain march in protests against the Conservative government's savage cuts to education spending. Fox News uses this as an illustration of "a rebellion against high taxes." Bonus: they mention Tory front the Taxpayer's Alliance and neo-Nazis the English Defence League together. The TPA were not happy.
29Gay Groups should pay for HIV research, because AIDS is all their fault.
29The Top 10 most anti-Christian acts of 2010 - "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
29The Coultergeist's nose is all bent out of joint, because some journalist never printed an interview she'd given him. In a fit of pique she posts her replies to the questions and now we all know why it wasn't run - it reads like it was written by a 5-year-old.
29"And he said unto them, 'I beheled Satan as 'Baraq O Bahmah'".
28Bryan Fischer: The Tea Party ended slavery in America, which began in America in 1619 as a concession to Sharia law.
28Rush Limbaugh: Newt's adultery is a mark of character.
28Honk! Honk! Here comes the Crazy Trailer!
28Hey Faux: Shut the fuck up.
28Louisiana education: Slave owners were nice people, the KKK was ok, the Depression is liberal hype. And so a country's education system goes down the tubes.
28Fuckwit wingnut throws a challenge to Bill Nye. Oh dear
28UFO Chemtrails the FUCKING MOON!!!!11111111 (Warning: Lots of terrible music)
28Sarah Palin keeps the "millions of bullets" bullshit going. Bonus: Do the maths and Mark Lewin has upped the ante to 1.58 billion bullets for the DHS.
28Bananaman: Don't call me Bananaman on penalty of ban(ana)hammer.
28PETA draws moral equivalency between being a meat-eater and being a rapist. Way to win people over!
28An Arkansas Republican state legislator has a dignified, tasteful message for the people of Boston. Update: And now he's sorry (that he got called out on it).
28Because this explains every question we had about vaccines.[1]
28“As families get the backpacks, books, and new shoes ready, we’ve got some back to school tools that will help you identify and push back against the gay agenda in the classroom."
28Rush Limbaugh mocks Chinese President Hu Jintao Ching Chong China Man's language.
27Atlanta truthers are so upset at Bob Blaskiewicz of Skeptical Humanities and his Skeptical Inquirer piece on truthers that they are resorting to ... satirical LOLcats.
27How to be a complete asshole at your childrens' soccer games.
27Looks like Britain still has a racism problem.
27The 25 Dumbest Comments On Lowe's Facebook Page About All-American Muslim
27Operation False Flag Feminist Blogging Is A-Go!
27Sheriff Joe: "Obama might be Kenyan." Facepalm.png
27Coulter: A guy shot an innocent black kid. WELL THE DEMOCRATS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SLAVERY!
27Answers in Genesis responds, line by line, to an email.
27Lincoln Nebraska proposed LGBT protection ordinance: Best In Show! (5 min video, the gold starts straight away)
27Mr. Pot Kettle Black: "Chris Christie is fat and a fool"
27Faux Nation The blacks are coming for you As ever the comments are the best part.
27Conservatives start their own search engine. With blackjack! And hookers! In fact screw the blackjack!
27Mike Adams gives us his 20 dark predictions for 2013-2015.
27Polish fundamentalist Catholic news portal Fronda takes Pastafarianism dead seriously, calling it a cult (Google translation)
27Welcome to beautiful Pedophile Island.
27Letting that house in Tennessee burn down was the Christian thing to do.( You need to select the black area to read it)(copied here for a while.[fair use?])
27Glenn Beck thinks that videos parodying him may be government funded.
27Time Traveller spotted in a Charlie Chaplin film using a mobile phone!
27Dykes should be allowed in the military, 'cos the real men they meet would soon set 'em straight.
27What's the cause of the mysterious bird deaths? The repeal of "Don't Ask Don't Tell", of course!
27Glenn Beck joins the queue of people lining up to blame godlessness for Japan's earthquakes.
27In a TV interview, Obama says "I have an iPad." Fox Nation: "Obama cuts in line to get an iPad." Bonus: comments, as usual.
27Obama: "Here's the fucking birth certificate, you morons. WND: Ooh look, a "birth certificate".
26Pale Blue Dot refuted! Also, Sagan was a plagiarist.
26Sodomy is responsible for "Freemasonic programming," because it "attacks the nerves at the base of the spine and causes something neurological to happen within the brain."
26Don't eat the tomatoes! They're Christian.
26Yeah, right, you didn't vote for it the first time around either, you fucking liars.
26Vox Day, writing on WND: Legalizing same-sex marriage devalues straight marriage because that's how it works in economics! Also: "homogamy" is a word now.
26Got to love those Fox News headlines: ROMNEY SMOKES OBAMA!!! (in pre-debate coin tosses)
26Todd Akin is on the road with a "Women for Akin" bus tour (with Phyllis Schlafly!) and a new ad that features a woman who became pregnant as a result of rape and had an abortion, and a Russian immigrant who claims she supports Akin because not allowing women to have abortions is freedom. Must not have been "legitimate" then, if she became pregnant, right?
26Hurricane? What hurricane?
26Everything has to be political with you, eh, Doocy?
26"We're doomed!". Rush Limbaugh lays down some heavy heavy claim chowder. Let's check back in "a year and half, two years, three years".
26Vox Day tells us why Obama won: It's because all those darkies are not, and never will be Americans, and they voted for Obama.
26Ice on Mercury ... confirms Noah's flood. And hydroplate theory. (HT Exposing PseudoAstronomy.)
26 Rush Limbaugh thinks TIME's Person of the Year shouldn't be Sandra Fluke, it should be him!
26Sensationalism 101: WND Headline is "Apocalypse news: NASA warns of real threat" regarding Mayan doomsday prophesy. Story says? Children and depressed teenagers are getting frightened and suicidal over all the apocalypse sensationalism.
26School shootings won't happen if principals have assault rifles - guess which country and which party that idea comes from?
26You're a Christian woman? How DARE you read what you want, dress how you like and leave the house!
26Liberal Atheist are American Taliban because the Taliban don't like Jesus either.[2]
26Aliens, Zombies, Black Panthers and nuns all keep abusing the vote. On top of which gay marriage would impede America (or something). Yes, it's Kathleen O'Brien Wilhelm again (x2)
26Not two hours after the Boston Marathon bombings, the nutcases are coming out to blame Saudis and Muslims and also falsely claiming that Wolf Blitzer was blaming the Tea Party. And Alex Jones can just go fuck himself. And the WBC predictably blames teh gayz.
26Atheism is a form of autism. Also, all autistic people are atheists because they don't have a section in their brain for faith.
26Evidence dinosaurs lived with man and went on Noah's Ark during the great flood.
26Repealing "Don't Ask Don't Tell" will fill the Army with tv-style cross-dressers and corrupt our brave soldiers' precious bodily fluids.
26Based on a comment made by my husband about a book I haven't read, here's why you're going to hell.
26Palin's running mate?
26Bryan Fischer: The latest Congressional Medal of Honor winner is a wuss.
26Bill Gates thinks vaccines should be available for every child. Oh, right, NaturalNews thinks that's a bad thing.
25Anthony Watts before the Berkeley Earth Surface Temperature Project report: "I’m prepared to accept whatever result they produce, even if it proves my premise wrong." Watts after the report, which proved his premise wrong: "I consider the paper fatally flawed as it now stands, and thus I recommend it be removed from publication consideration by JGR until such time that it can be reworked." (HT PZ.)
25I'm looking for a woman who I can build a life with. Who has a nice bum and is dirty in bed. Who I have a lot in common with. Who is an intellectual doormat who will do the homework that I assign her.
25The Telegraph has a bit of a pop at Richard Dawkins for having slave-owning ancestors. (Dawkins' blog on the subject)
25WND cries "Media cover-up!" because everybody ignores their latest drivel about Obama.
25WND: Hawaii birthers promising an October surprise.
25Wikipedia is just part of the eugenicist New World Order conspiracy put forward by H.G. Wells.
25Accelerated Christian Education schools are using Nessie to prove evolution wrong.
25Obama is going to stage a fake assassination attempt, impose martial law, and suspend the election.
25Science reporting at its best: PLoS One Study: Mitochondrial uncoupling protein 2 (UCP2) is induced by cellular stress... Here we show that natural birth in mice triggers UCP2 expression in hippocampal neurons. Daily Mail Headline: Babies born naturally 'have higher IQs than those delivered by caesarean section'
25Start your facepalms, ladies and gentleman; there are two new chick tracts!
25Is there a Watergate equivalent of Godwin's Law that would be appropriate for this?
25If Biden has dementia, Romney has bi-polar disorder.
25Homeschooled 14-year-old Kiwi writes a letter to the editor about gay marriage: If gays are allowed to marry, ducks could take over the world!!! Quack, quack.
25Everyone's favourite political artist Jon McNaughton says goodbye to reality, states that US election result was God offering a "tender mercy" that we don't deserve.
25Eric Hovind thinks dragons are real after watching a fictional mockumentary on Animal Planet (Uses it as an excuse to sell shit from his book store)
25WSJ: Women must be kept out of combat because the men might be demoralized by learning that women poop.
25War on Christmas? War on Religion? War on Women, Men, the Wealthy, the Poor? How about War on Fox News!
25I retract my earlier suggestion that Alex Jones go fuck himself. He needs to go fuck a running lawnmower.
25Happy Eliminating All References To Him Day!
25NOM has gone completely senile, thinks it's somehow back in the 50s.
25Ah, the self-justifying logical gymnastics of the typical airhead Playboy model devout Christian! When asked if her ten plastic surgeries were a rejection of God's design, professional celebrity Heidi Montag says that God made her imperfect because He intended for her to have plastic surgery.
25 What happens when you combine Time Cube, sovereign citizen rantings, and Tennessee politics?
25RealCatholicTV has dropped its YouTube video promoting the idea of replacing democracies with a benevolent Catholic dictator. As a substitute, Mr. Voris has produced this "explanation" that democracies become evil when they give too many people who aren't virtuous Catholics a voice in the shaping of public policy.
25Joseph Farah goes from zero to martyr in under 15 sentences.
25Global Warming Denier: "If there is one lesson to be learned from and about environmentalists, it is that they are utterly relentless. The ultimate goal is one-world government directed from the United Nations by unelected bureaucrats who are soulless strangers to the truth, to morality, to humanity."
25Dear author(s) of http://www.slayingtheskydragondeathofthegreenhousegastheory.com/: You fail at domain names. You fail at book titles (and covers). You fail at climate science.
25The Westboro Baptist Church is planning a publicity stunt to honor the memory of the 9-year-old Tucson murder victim Cynthia Green in their own special way. UPDATE: Deleted, now that a new Arizona legislation has banned WBC from protesting the girl's funeral. Praise Jeebus!
25After a deranged man shoot and kills, amongst other, a judge and a nine year old child, readers at WND conclude we need more guns.
25Oh great, it is ineligibility week over at WND!
24The music is calm and sad, the speech juxtaposed with shots of an idyllic life in the county. The interview builds to a crescendo of sorrow as the woman describes how the law was rushed through, without consultation, without referendum. This is a terrible tragedy... why did they let gay people marry each other?
24Apparently almost every single man is gay. "Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman.".
24Geraldo Rivera knows why Trayvon Martin got shot: Black and Latino kids shouldn't wear hoodies because they will be mistaken for gun-toting criminals. And whose fault is that? (BTW, Geraldo, it was raining when Trayvon was shot.) Update: Rivera gets a friend: Bill O'Reilly, who suggests the same thing...and then they both go to a sports event wearing hoodies. Then, Fox News stops selling hoodies after another site calls them on it.
24Half-assed speculations about the Aurora shooting not enough for you? Let the batshit conspiracy theories begin!
24Full steam ahead for the North Pole Inner Earth Expedition!
24According to Sarah Palin, the currently-under-construction bullet train between San Francisco and Los Angeles is a "train to nowhere."
24Fox News contributor Steven Crowder dons a bear costume and literally steals candy from children in order to make some half-assed point about Barack Obama favoring wealth redistribution.
24Alex Jones also wastes no time, jumping right in and blaming the Connecticut school shooting on "mind controlled assassins [or] mind controlled patsies."
24Indeed, trained ex-military professionals, protecting the most important position in the US administration, with a near 1 in 10 prior odds of assassination is totally the same thing.
24Jack Chick releases a new tract. Tl;dr: the economy is collapsing and the end times are near.
24WND decides to be really puzzled by the name some astronomers chose for their instrument. Also: "And what is the Vatican’s widely rumored involvement with LUCIFER?"
24Criticizing the Texas Board of Education is just as bad as being in pre-Holocaust Germany.
24Kathleen O'Brien Wilhelm is more than a one-off.
24The absurd anti-gay documentary, Criminalising Christianity, gets a second trailer, equating homosexuality with straight adultery (even though gay sex is adultery under biblical rules already, go figure). Guest spot from Peter LaBarbera, professional closet-dweller from Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, comparing gays to alcoholics. We sure got 'em good there, Pete!
24Mere moments after Martin Robbin's "generic science article". the Daily Mail gives us an example. Notably, compare the headline with the first quote from the actual researcher.
24Distant starlight problem. Solved.
24Ike's great-granddaughter says she was recruited for a Mars colony. And was targeted by time travel surveillance. I think. It's even less coherent than it sounds.
24Farah: The gays are a threat to our national security. Update: Now Coulter joins in.
24Limbaugh: If we take away liberals First and Second Amendment rights it would reduce all the hate.
24Jim O'Neill, being a little upset, vents his spleen in Canada Free Press: Atheism (being synonymous with both Epicureanism and communism) is a despicable, vile, regressive, debilitating, socially destructive, absurd, puerile, stunted, immature, anti-scientific, anti-logical, anti-rational force, responsible for political corruption, corruption among bankers, "America's moral decay," communist slaughters, the Holocaust, postmodernist bullshitting, the cultural sickness of moral pluralism, and the mass media's biased covering of the Jonestown Massacre, namely, reporting that Christianity had something to do with it. (Oh, and the scientists involved in Intelligent Design have made "admirable advances" recently.)
24In an attempt to out-dick Beck, Limbaugh is amused that an environmentally conscious country should suffer an earthquake.
24Bryan Fischer: The First Amendment doesn't apply to Muslims; America is just being nice by letting them have freedom of religion.
24Got AIDS? Drink water!
23Standing is socialism!
23Microwaves destroy the DNA in water.
23David Coppedge, the creationist suing NASA for discriminatory dismissal, has submitted his legal brief. It is ... bizarre. (Transcript, commentary.)
23Donald Trump hops off the birther bandwagon and onto the anti-vax bandwagon.
23A complicated array of political views, upbringing and social conditions, cumulating in delusional paranoia and an increasing hatred of out-groups? Nah video games dunnit.
23John Derbyshire doubles down: "White supremacy, in the sense of a society in which key decisions are made by white Europeans, is one of the better arrangements History has come up with."
2314 year old boy hangs himself. To most of us, tragic. To the Daily Mail, an opportunity to score points in its ridiculous crusade against having fun.
23Press TV discusses how Islam was viewed in "the British Isles, the largest island in Europe, during the reign of rulers such as George Orwell".
23Ray Comfort's movie about John Lennon's christianity wins an award. Never mind that the closing date for submissions is at the beginning of March... Bonus: Comments include a lunatic claiming a British/Illuminati conspiracy behind the Beatles to destroy America.
23Bill O'Reilly freaks the fuck out.
23So, what's on sale at WND? Gas Masks. PS They're Russian.
23Ok Trump, have it your way. Let him die, we'll never know if he has larger ties to terrorism, thus making American security even worse than if we were able to interrogate him. (Also, EMTALA, and this is Massachusetts, you cunt.) MORE: Behead him, like in the Middle Ages!
23The rapture starts on September 21, 2009. Get your tickets now! Add: ...So, is anyone you know missing? UPDATE: No, wait, I mean October 21 (date updated on page!)UPDATE: Uhh... Fall 2009. That's it.
23Truly one picture is worth a thousand clogo posts. (see here for a simple but snarkilicious take on the original)
23Farah, did you ever consider that the confusion could be caused by the fact nobody else uses your simplistic view of left-right politics?
23Creationists and humor together. Fail. Hat tip
23In today's attempt to redefine bizarre, Rush Limbaugh dismisses breast feeding preventing obesity as an "Old Wives Tale". Irony meter broken, let Freudian speculation begin!!
23Jesus was a teabagger.
23The end of the world is nigh (ish).
23Just in time for Halloween, Focus on the Family has issued a 16 page PDF horror tale called "Letter from 2012 in Obama's America". Among the "scary" future events: Justices Kennedy and Scalia have joined Justices Stevens and Ginsburg in retirement; all heterosexuals are second-class citizens; the U.S. military has been withdrawn from Iraq; universal healthcare; reinstatement of the Fairness Doctrine; and (GASP!!!!!!!) Bush Administration officials are being prosecuted for war crimes! Oh, the humanity!
23Psychiatrists Preying On GLP Users! Or not: a UK doctoral student tries to conduct a survey in Godlike Productions (GLP) for his PhD thesis on conspiracy theorists and asks the webmaster for help. The regulars' persecution complex shoots to the sky.
23Clownhall's Dennis Prager lays out the case for marital rape. Most points can be summarized as "Because he wants to."
23Regarding the mass homeopathic "overdoses" by the 10:23 campaign, Natural News ponders "Why won't homeopathy skeptics drink their own medicine?" The answer being, of course, that they are under the febrile delusion that electrons are physical objects rather than "vibrations."
22CMI: The idea of "junk DNA" is junk, because cells would not bother copying such DNA; DNA was instead coded up by God. Apparently this Divine Software Engineer would not dream of using such a thing as an error-correcting code. Also apparently, each cell qualifies as a member of MENSA and knows right off the bat which DNA is junk and which is not. Ironically enough, it is proved (and already was when the article was published) that "junk DNA" is not junk at all, but actually regulates gene activity. Studies of change in those "regulator genes" as what was formerly called "junk DNA" is now called actually provides more evidence for evolution.
22CERN presents tentative evidence suggesting the possibility proves neutrinos travel faster than light, therefore homeopathy works.
22Let's string pro-vaccine people up! As in, literally lynch employees of the CDC
22Michele Bachmann (R-Mars) is "Biblically qualified" to be President.
22Sean Hannity: "Obama didn't really want Bin Laden dead...'
22A series of cute cartoons thoroughly showing how Darwin was wrong.
22Disco 'Toot on Wikipedia: a bunch of layabouts who should get proper jobs.
22Michael Savage: Roberts only supported Obamacare because his epilepsy medication affects his cognition.
22The Aurora shootings are evolution's fault.
22It's official! Ham's Ark will have fire-breathing dragons!
22A local Tory writes: Facts are stupid things. You can use them to prove anything that's remotely true. Take that, "science!" Followup: You're all sooo mean.
22Possible Mouse Like Skull appears in Mars Rover Picture? I'm sorry, GLP, but Biker Mice from Mars was not a documentary.
22Like son, like mother.
22Whoa, shitbag, can you repeat that again?
22Was teenage Obama's poem about monkeys actually a coded attack on Jews?
22Repeat after me: correlation does not equal causation.
22Tea Party Nation founder (and WND contributor), Judson Phillips, tries to come up with a way to bypass the Electoral College and put the Presidential election to the House. (PS, it wouldn't work.)
22Charles Krauthammer engages in some hardcore projection, says Obama "Not Trying To Fix Our Fiscal Issues And Problems; He's Trying To Destroy The Republicans".
22Here's an idea. Let's try to make subjugating human rights into a gentle, reassuring video!
22"Legitimate rape" is back.
22Rush Limbaugh takes being a vile excuse for a human being to whole new depths.
22That moment when you realize that It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is a parody of Fox and Friends: Germany is more successful in using solar energy because Germany gets more sunlight than the United States.
22Pat Robertson: Islam is not a religion. It's an economic system.
22Pat Robertson: Pray over your shopping, because demons.
22Worth a read just to see a man who is famous for his anti-gay rants, thinks prostitutes aren't actually human beings, downplayed the Rwandan genocide because the victims were black, thinks the gypsies should be hated and shot at, and recently drove a woman to her death through harassing her in a newspaper, type the words "I've always considered myself a liberal in the truest sense of the word." (Warning: Daily Mail.)
22Eight years after the fact, Uncommon Descent defends Michael Behe's lacklustre performance at Kitzmiller v. Dover. Apparently, ID is only "based upon complexity appearing at the outset of life when life first arose, and the complexity that appears during the Cambrian Explosion." Shifting the goalposts much?
22Bush kept us safe for 8 years!
22Now you too can meet the wingnut of your dreams - Alex Jones has a dating site.
22Mama Schlafly calls for the return of the House Committee for UnAmerican Activies, this time going for Muslims.
22Bradlee Dean reacts to Minnesota's new same-sex marriage and LGBT-inclusive anti-bullying laws. I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning.
22Farah May 5: "I can't believe the media won't read the new book we are selling, they are not open-minded". Farah May 24: "I am not reading Newt Gingrich's new book, I know it all".
22Joseph Farah is no longer giving President Obama the benefit of the doubt and has concluded that Obama is ineligible to serve as President of the United States. In other words, Obama has conceded ineligibility.
22New take from WND: Obama's birth certificate actually proves his ineligibility for holding the office of president.
221911: Joe Hill sings, "If you ... try to get something good in this life, you're a sinner, a bad man, they tell." 2011: Right-wingers have ditched that chatter and are now yammering about evil fringe leftists who champion the virtues of frugal living and other "pagan" nonsense, such as global warming.
22Top Ten Reasons to hate Sarah Palin "1-10: Because she's beautiful, and LIBRULS SUCK".
22The Confederacy still exists!
21"Pot, this is Kettle, you're a fat fucking moron, Rush."
21Ray Comfort: "I don't spell badly, I'm actually hip and cool and into texting, unlike Richard Dawkins."
21"Teleprompters should be illegal, because you're speaking someone else's words!"...says the man who believes that God is speaking through him. Nevermind the cue cards, typed or written notes that have been used in speeches for over 200 years...so much for the literal meaning of "freedom of speech".
21"Daoist practitioner" Ann Coulter knocked down the WTC buildings with chi fireballs from her eyes! (In other words, just a normal day at David Icke's forums.)
21Republican Jewish Coalition Denounces Axelrod for "Nazi Imagery" The anti-semitic Axelrod called Romney a Nazi. Well, he implied it. He likened his negative advertising to a blitzkrieg. And Nazis did like blitzkriegs. More than Jews did.
2110 Racist Hunger Games Fans Who Failed Reading Comprehension
21(Dis)InfoWars Special: OBAMA WAS BORN IN KENYA ACCORDING TO HIS OFFICIAL BIOGRAPHER! Peer into the flawedless logic of the extraordinarily stupid amazing mind of Alex Jones!
21*Blank stare* American fundamentalists are dumber than possible. I... what? I mean... what?
21No doubt the editors at Snopes thought they'd seen everything. But then the spam generators at Obama Hate Machine LLC came up with this little gem for them to debunk. The saying "Oh, the stupid! It burns!" is inadequate here. (HINT: His mother's given first name was Stanley.)
21Obama is literally evil and is actively attempting to destroy America
21British soap actor says that the world will change dramatically on 12 December because we'll all start vibrating. Or something.
21Roger L. Simon: Should Barack Obama take advantage of tonight's debate to resign?
21The Daily Mail and its comments board: Man running naked? Disgusting! An affront to common sense! Not in my back yard! A woman running naked? Phwoar! Yeah! Tits!
21Richard Hoagland: Curiosity spots "Martian Apartments"
21Pane Andov tries to explain why the Sun didn't turn into a red giant on 23 December, as he predicted. Sample quote: A huge wave of negative energy transmitted from the thoughts of so many people, containing anger, disappointment, aggression and judgment had reached my bio-field. I had to use all my knowledge to block it since the thought energy of some is very strong and can do harm.
21Commenters call the article "a howler. Humor [as] last refuge for sanity" or "Very humorous"! Others say "Liberals will be sputtering for a response"! And this humorous, devastating article is... yet another slippery slope argument against gay marriage. (It's just like incest, apparently.)
21Apparently to some people, RationalWiki documenting the fallacies of "Release the data!" is akin to creationism.
21Daily Fail: Multicultural disaster as school becomes better place to learn
21Floridians building an ark this time... and they've already raised over $200!
21The producers of "Atlas Shrugged" decide that third time's the charm.
21"If Babies Had Guns They Wouldn't Be Aborted"
21Boston Marathon bombing: Fox News and New York Post claims a 20 year-old Saudi man was detained completely contrary to reality.
21 Somebody doctored footage from Family Guy following the Boston Marathon bombing, thereby proving to some commenters that the bombing was carried out by the government. UPDATE: The author of the post has challenged his critics to open debate.
21When conspiracy theories aren't killed at birth: Saudi "person of interest" is Bin Laden's son and the Obamas are protecting him! TREASON!
21Rick Warren says that God and Allah are one and the same. This, of course, makes him a filthy liberal.
21Killer Whales don't kill people, not reading the Bible causes Killer Whales to kill people. Update "I didn't mean that we should stone everyone to death, just kill the fucking whale!"
21Yes, because the Government reforming health care is exactly like it shooting and running down protesters.
21After WND didn't get as many invitations to the prom as it wanted, Farah has decided to take his ball and go home. Update: The history rewrite begins - "WND was the only established news organization to be denied a presence in the dinner Saturday night"
21Victoria Jackson is mad at Christians because they allowed Barack Obama to be elected President. She also believes that her vote for Dubya "voted Clinton out" of office. (He was term-limited out.) Also, her father told her to vote for "anyone with an 'R' next to their name" because "they're closest to the Bible."
21Were you so ignorant as to think that financial shenanigans had anything to do with the recent recession? Don't be silly. It was due to the Emperor of Japan having sex with a demon.
21America is on the verge of outright dictatorship - by having an election in less than six months.
21One does wonder what crime Chrissy Satterfield will defend next. After last weeks "vandalism is bad, but it is all right to vandalise atheists' billboards"; this week "theft is bad, but it is all right to steal US flags from Mexicans - especially if they don't fight back".
21"I shall make a bold assertion in three paragraphs without references. Behold, I am correct!"
21WorldNetDaily drops Ann Coulter because she thinks you can be gay and conservative. Also says that the gays have the Machismo. Update IT IS ON! Farah takes a subtle swipe at Coulter. Coulter on the other hand: "I will say that [Farah] could give less than two sh[i]ts about the conservative movement — as demonstrated by his promotion of the birther nonsense."
21Google puts up one of their custom logos for Veterans Day. Idiots on Twitter are outraged: the red tail of the "e" under the flag looks like a red crescent. Idiot on Associated Content is outraged because Google caused an outrage.
21"Don't Ask Don't Tell" is repealed, and the conservatives at Free Republic are... just a little upset.
21Now the apocalypse is set for May 21, 2011. I'm sure it will be right this time.
21Following the assassination attempt of Gabrielle Giffords, WND choose to link to other news websites rather than write their own articles detailing the events. Instead they write three articles about how the gunman was a leftist, how the media is covering up this obvious fact and that a leftist blogger once used the word dead in relation to Giffords.
21Whirled Nut: Gay marriage is CAWMUNISM! Never mind that communists were not known to be enthusiastic supporters of homosexuality, a.k.a. "bourgeois decadence."
21Darn that Internet! Christianity does poorly when it doesn't control the entire message and people have a free exchange of thought!
21Heartland attempts to take on science and Science.
20An insight into the motivations for libertoonianism: Saying the rich should pay taxes is exactly like saying the government should make hot women put out more.
20Herman Cain: Liberals killed Jesus.
20If Jesus had been aborted, there would have been no art, no architecture and ... no wine!! Therefore, Oh God.
20Have fun increasing your flow of energy with... this... erm, thing.
20The Institute for Creation Research launches a new blog: Your Origins Matter. Claims of conversation about "origins science" are likely overstated.
20 WND: God guided Nik Wallenda during his tightrope walk over Niagra Falls, and not his decades of training and experience with tightrope-walking. Not to mention his tether and a plethora of other safety equipment.
20No! The Aurora shootings occurred because America denies the existence of hell. Also, any victims who were not Christians are now burning in hell.
20Phyllis Schlafly finally retreats to the kitchen that she says she belongs in compares the oppression of Christian values to the vilification of smokers. Sound familiar?
20Jerome Corsi's latest theory: Obama may be gay and previously married to a man.
20Jon McNaughton, still full of shit.
20The Hunger Games, a society where the poor are subjugated and forced to perform by an elite minority, is exactly where the elitist-hating poor-loving left-leaning socialist Barack Obama is taking us (also, there's a poll to screw over)
20Ann Coulter shows it's not just the kettle and Obama that are black.
20Bryan Fischer doubles down on the "Obama is a secret Muslim!" "conspiracy", cites Obama's wearing of an object in plain sight.
202012 will probably be the last US Presidential election ever, because Rapture.
20You can't shut down unproven or disproved medicine because... because... erm... because SOVIET! FASCIST!
20The National Review weighs in on the Newtown school shooting: It's because there were no adult males at the school.
20George Will: Easy access to voting is bad because Hitler
20Vandana Shiva draws a moral equivalence between GMOs and rape.
20No, it's not a dance move, it's a secret Illuminati symbol!
20The three most disgusting tweets you will see all year.
20"Beyonce Admits To Demon Possession While Embracing Satanic Imagery" Sometimes these headlines just write themselves.
20Russian fundamentalists sue to take back Alaska, to save Orthodox Christians from gay marriage. (Warning: Poe's Law in action!)
20Christians crying and screaming again about how being asked to treat gays with some semblance of respect is "criminalising Christianity". Note that almost everything about the film is still "TBA".
20The Right are horrified that the man who "stole Obama's teleprompter" received 7 years in Federal prison, neglecting to mention he stole the truck it was in, along with several others.
20Bananaman reiterates: "There is no sun." Checkmate, atheists!
20The Daily Mail weighs in on the sacking of Professor Nutt: The trouble with a 'scientific' argument, of course, is that it relies solely on empirical facts. (and just for the fun of it, this is how it was reported in The Sun.)
20Crazed birther Orly Taitz suggests that now is the time to take up arms against the "Kenyan, Indonesian communist usurper". Update: Firefox marked the page as a malicious attack site, for a period after this post.
20America has been cursed by God for giving money to foreigners. His punishment? Obama's death panels.
20The rich pay more tax, so they should get more votes. The Founding Fathers naturally would have approved.
20I have found a solution to distant starlight which allows light to reach earth virtually instantaneously. Hat tip FASTER THAN LIGHT!
20ChristWire finally admits to being a parody site. Another victory for Poe. Update: ChristWire reacts to its own outing.
20Are you an alien hybrid starseed?
20The Reverend Peter Sanlon: ...in general more women are supportive of permitting homosexuality. So in general statistical terms, the more women who are promoted to positions of leadership like that, the greater problem there will be in holding the line and defending the traditional views of morality in that area as well."
20That TSA Agent giving you a pat-down search may be a homosexual looking for a cheap thrill!
20Jim Rutz, of WorldNutDaily, has authored a six-part slug of paranoia about soybeans. Only the first part has a title, which is: Soy is making kids gay!
20WND: Hillary Clinton will go "birther" so she doesn't have to have Obama killed
20Coultergeist logic: "Oh, sure, Obama, attack Libya. What about Iran, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Jordan...
20WND ups the batshit ante: Release the kindergarten records! And every other record we can possibly think of!
19Shame on you, Obama, for getting a medium well burger with dijon mustard! (Note: Apparently not from The Onion, amazingly. Although you'll note there were none of those on his burger either!)
19This piece of stupid burns more than my piss does.
19Saudi Arabian religious council: Letting women drive will eliminate virginity, make the men go gay, and cause pornography to flood society!
19Chuck Norris: You scare me because you are not pursuing my agenda. (Yes, Obama scares Chuck Norris. Truly, he is the second most badass man ever to be President.)
19What "skeptics" really believe.
19Yes, the "KKK were the Original Boys in the Hood" pro-Confederate t-shirt seller is not racist at all.
19Coultergeist: Obama's children should be fair game for the Right. Because libruls.
19CMI fail at understanding evolution forever.
19Look out, lieberal media! There's a new Conservative Teen magazine about to hit shelves! Possibly. If you order a copy for print-on-demand and then hit your shelf with it.
19Quick! Sign this petition to protect homeopathy from the "pseudo-scientific elites"!
19Ken Ham: Our billboards are way better than your billboards! (Spot the fire-breathing dragon!)
19Chuck Norris: Obama is secretly influencing the Boy Scouts to accept gays. (Note to Chuck: if you have to open nearly every paragraph with "is it a coincidence", the answer is probably "yes".)
19Are you prepared for the most batshit commentary The Grauniad has ever published? Ironically, it's a pro-faith, Godwin-carpetbombing circumcision rant with some muttering about "liberalism having no sense of history."
19In a brief flash of rationality, some denizens of Godlike Productions crowd-source a huge list of failed prophecies that had been posted on their site.
19Somehow, this guy manages to glaze over the possibility that the "Leftist-Islamic Alliance" is a paranoid right-wing masturbatory fantasy.
19Stay classy, Joseph Farah: "I'd like to see her (Nancy Pelosi's) membership card to the human race revoked."
19Patheos's Bad Catholic is JAQing off about why humans wear clothes, but no other animals do it, proposing the Fall of Man as the explanation. As a bonus, included is one of those really historically accurate images of a "caveman" with a loincloth.
19The nuclear test will greatly encourage the army and people of the DPRK in their efforts to build a thriving nation with the same spirit and mettle as displayed in conquering space, and offer an important occasion in ensuring peace and stability in the Korean Peninsula and the region.
19"A study by George Barna reports that if a child has not received Jesus Christ as Saviour by the time he is 14, there is only a 4% chance that he will between the ages of 14 and 18, and a 6% chance that it will occur in the remainder of life." - yeah, funny that...
19Matt Ridley: Global warming is good for you!
19CEO of the "Concerned Women for America": The Age of Enlightenment created the Holocaust!
19How Not to Debate a Creationist. CMI congratulates itself on misinterpreting an article by Michael Shermer.
19Dr. James P. Wickstrom, D. Litt. puts Haiti down to Yahweh killing savages. (NSFW)
19Glenn Beck urges Christians to leave churches that preach "social justice," which in his world is (at the same time) "communism" and "Nazism." Certain evangelicals aren't too pleased.
19Obama isn't pissed with BP because it's currently failing but because it's British.
19Casey Luskin criticizes a blog post for not publishing his comments ... on a blog that doesn't allow comments.
19Carl Wieland uses CMI to brag about his daughter, who somehow survived a "bombardment" of zoology, biology, and anatomy in medical school with delusions intact, and now blames evolution for the current conditions of the Australian Aborigines, thereby whitewashing a little inconvenient history.
19Some weird script-kiddie reckons he's going to hack the accounts of some well known YouTube and internet atheists... Commence argumentum ad cellarium!
19In an effort to out-crazy CP, RedState hosts a man who claims that Christ was killed by the liberal courts. And he's in their 2012 straw poll!
19Astrology isn't horseshit, it's just that this "new" 13th sign thing means they're out of alignment! (with bonus vitriol from woo-merchant Jonathan Cainer at the end of the article!)
19WorldNutDaily on the Muslims' ongoing attempt to take over America through political correctness and shadowy Sharia campaigns, 11 years ago.
19Vox Day: Uh-oh! Obama's birth certificate says his father is "African," but we called them "Negroes" back then.
19Silly sheeple, Osama died in 2001. This is just a hoax to start all-out war with the Middle East.
19Tired of liberal public school indoctrination? Here's a great homeschooling resource for traditionalist Catholic parents. Instead of being brainwashed by Marxist teachers, your kid will learn that - babies go to hell if they aren't baptized, which is why Satan loves abortion. Masturbation is a mortal sin and leads young men to other "unnatural lusts" like homosexuality. Homosexual orientation is the result of demonic possession, and only "faithless liberals" who don't understand the supernatural world believe otherwise. Having sex with your wife while she is on her period is as "evil" as contraception, since it's an attempt to avoid having a child. It's a sin to attend the funeral of your relatives if they aren't a traditional Catholic. People who believe the Sun is the center of the solar system may be mortal sinners, since Galileo was condemned as a heretic by the Catholic Church. And let's not forget that the Holocaust was a Zionist hoax meant to silence criticism of Israel.
19I'm not racist but...I am a member of Stormfront!
19Using the nefarious tactic of changing the color scheme on its soldiers' helmets, the UN is poising itself for world domination.
18In what universe is the phrase "O'Reilly Crushes Atheist Richard Dawkins" Fair and Balanced?
18El Rushbo defends the Lord's Resistance Army as 'Christians.'
18The Daily Express send a reporter to protest outside a protester's house. Why? Fuck knows, to be honest. Extra WTF factor in the comments as always.
18The 45 Worst Fox News Moments Of 2011
18The birther reaction we expected: Thanks A Lot Georgia, For Shredding Our Constitution!
18Twenty-five people who think Obama had Andrew Breitbart killed. It continues.
18Doublespeak translators please interpret this Bush-appointed justice's statement: "I didn’t send it as racist, although that’s what it is." What?
18Moon landing deniers start a petition to the White House asking (illiterately) for an investigation into the landings. 22 28 signatures so far, 24 978 24 972 to go...
18But I thought this was supposed to be RATIONALWiki! Drink!
18SPLC name their "30 New Activists Heading Up the Radical Right." Joseph Farah makes the list; he thinks this is a good thing to be one of the "30 most dangerous activists." Also on the list is David Duke, who somehow qualifies as "new" despite having been a neo-Nazi big-shot for 40 years.
18Man skydives through a chemtrail and lives!
18Vox Day proves PZ Myers' point.
18Remember the imbeciles who mocked the Japanese earthquake/Fukushima as "revenge for Pearl Harbor?" Here we go again. Even more depressing: it was on the anniversary of Nagasaki.
18Are chemtrails hiding the Nibiru flyby as they brainwash us and depopulate the planet? (HT Skeptical Humanities)
18Dr. Paul is going to be President and Mitt is trying to steal the most important 15 minutes of the election! Dr. Paul is the only one who cares about 'da Constitution and doesn't suck up to those darn Big Daddy GOP! Meet the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the average Paulbot.
18Charles Koch demands economic "freedom" -- shatters irony meters.
18It seems that "pro-life" activists are more deluded than we thought.
18Hell freezes over, as WND claims Obama to win in a 'Super Accurate Poll'
18Dumbshit interviews his only fan Dumbass, who claims that Romney is behind in polls so that it'll be considered a miracle when he wins. Nevermind the fact that voters will have their say, but what would it mean if Romney loses? God works in mysterious ways!
18Erick Erickson endorses Joe Walsh, King of the Deadbeats, in this article. First Comment: "Joe is a true conservative. He conserved his child support money by not giving it to his ex-wife to support their children. He conserved his car insurance money by not giving it to the insurance company."
18We probably won't win any money from James Randi for our predictive powers, but let's face it: we all saw this one coming. What we didn't see: Pat Robertson not saying it first.
18World Nut Daily is now hawking $40,000 bunkers that can defend you against "nature, nukes and supernatural."
18The Daily Mail enjoys opinions.
18Oh hey, Thunderf00t. Feminism is 'poisoning' Atheism, is it now? Stay classy, bro.
18Hot on Teddy's heels, Bryan Fischer pulls his usual trick and says conservative Christians are the new Rosa Parks. Wait, but who's the group who gets their "separate but equal" civil unions again?
18Sometimes, the funniest way of summing something up is just to say it outright: Obama is an antichrist. He is also a gay Muslim Kenyan who technically isn't president.
18Another feathered dinosaur is found. Ken Ham and his tame "scientists" yell, "Bird! Bird! Bird!" (PZ has the takedown.)
18Focus on the Family declares war on dating.
18Sweet Jesus, they really think transgender people are deluded?
18 Christopher Monckton doesn't think chemtrails exist - a stopped clock moment for him, while chemmies have their own with their comments about his credibility!
18WND's Erik 'The Other' Rush has a typical right-wing, knee jerk reaction: Kill all Muslims.
18Reagan wasn't big gummint, the Tea Party hated Dubya, Dubya was intelligent and altruistic, his tax cuts created growth, and Keynesianism is actually market monetarism. Yes, and we're all on acid.
18Well known political analyst Mike Adams, claims there'll be a false-flag operation within the next week, to distract attention away from the Benghazi cover-up.
18Oh my God! The UN doesn't believe WorldNetDaily is a legitimate news organisation. THE ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT IS HERE PEOPLE!
18Kent Hovind's doctoral dissertation. Read it and weep.
18Brit Hume: If Tiger Woods was a Christian, he wouldn't commit adultery! Convert Tiger, and be healed! Update: Ann Coulter agrees. Don't be a liberal, Tiger; Christianity is a get-out-of-adultery-free card.
18Do you want God to pay more attention to you? Julie says try fasting, where fasting consists of eating cheeseburgers but denying yourself chocolate, Diet Coke and television for three whole days
18A prominent Youtube creationist admits wrongdoing, that he has broken the law, and asks forgiveness while he gets help for his problems. Again.
18Criticising religion = atheist hate speech.
18CMI just keeps excreting it. Not only do they think that the idea of a "living constitution" has something to do with evolution theory, but they complain that the Nazis did not believe in the traditional concept of God-given human rights. Heard of the divine right of kings, fellows?
18Time for an imbecile proposition.
18The South were just showing their support for The Constitution by seceding from the Union that it created.
18If the government doesn't stop you from playing make believe court, it is enforceable under the Tenth Amendment.
18BBC News: Children can learn from bad teachers but they shouldn't be tolerated by school management. Daily Mail: OMG! FOUL MOUTHED BITCH WANTS TO EAT OUR CHILDREN!!!
18Huffington Post not merely being a haven of science cloggery, but caught deliberately lying. Smoking gun.
1841% of Republicans are fucking moronsbirthers.
18Turning the crazy up to 11, Oregon tea party explains why it chose a teepee as its logo: "this whole tea party business which has of late been rumpling some parts of America reminds us here at the magazine of what the Indians went through". Let's just hope it's a Poe...
18Health care reform: it makes people worship the government (a false god), it is a false god, and it used a false god to be voted in. And it steals and covets peoples' money to kill babies and make kids ravenous sex addicts. So says American Thinker's Wendy Wright.
18Denialist fail: Representative Joe Barton criticizes Michael E. Mann’s projections of global warming. Except Michael Mann didn't make any projections.
18To summarize Buchanan's point, in terms of intelligence Asian > Northern European White > Southern European White > the Darkies.
18Rihanna's S&M tastes are disgusting and we at the Daily Mail never focus on fetishistic, sexualised or degrading imagery. Ever.
18Hawaii's bureaucrats don't do their paper work in order, therefore Obama's birth certificate is a fake. Bonus crazy: Corsi wants records to show that Obama's mother was in the hospital at the time he was born there. The fact that Corsi has a vested interest in keeping his book "Where's the Birth Certificate: The Case That Barack Obama Is Not Eligible to Be President" valid, is purely coincidental.
18Fox News: Osama bin Laden is dead. Oh, the never retracted story is dated December 26, 2001.
18Shocking! The Bible doesn't mention Easter eggs! And WND can sell you the book that proves this!
18The Texas Education Agency appointed a bunch of Creationists to their science review panel. Good job, guys!
18Rick Santorum: I don't oppose anyone and you can live the life you want...just don't be gay!
18Oh noes! Obama supporters made Orly Taitz look like a moron by forging birth certificates! Birthers froth at the mouth (seriously, the comments section has to be seen to be believed.)
18You know a Freeper list of "26 Reasons Why Obama Does Not Want to Face Palin and Might Lose" is going to be good when one of the reasons is "[i]t would be God and providence vs the Devil and secular humanism".
18Nope. It was the muslims
18WND finds new culprits for the Norwegian shootings: Clinton (reality check here) and Darwin. How long until Obama's name is mentioned?
18Farah is upset to learn that states' rights cuts both ways and that not everyone is a hypocrite about it.
18Some evangelical academics finally admit that genomic studies are sufficient to disprove the creationist take on the Adam and Eve story, are drummed out of their universities. All together now: Evilutionists are suppressing intelligent design!
17The "Ida" fossil in Google's logo disgusts Christians who are waiting for the Rapture. Update: The forum is now locked, but you can read more about it here.
17The Coultergeist on OWS: "It just took a few shootings at Kent State to shut that down for good."
17News flash! Wood found at Mt. Ararat is not from the ark.
17"The transsexual registration act will be no different from what pedophiles have to go through." Clearly, the full force of law should be brought against transsexual people because I'm insecure about accidentally being attracted to one!
17Fox News: The recession is good for kids!
17VIDEO: Here's your laugh of the day. Pat Robertson's young co-host reads a letter asking if it's a sin for a married couple to perform oral sex on each other. Watch her squirm as Pat goes into full-on dirty-old-man mode to answer the question.
17We should force people to look at aborted foetuses, because slavery.
17The Animal Planet channel makes a viral video of two boys finding a computer generated mermaid washed up on the beach to promote a "what if" documentary on mermaids - yet the YouTube comments seem to suggest some people think it's real, while the Huffington Post (and its comments) can't figure out whether to be sucked in or just play along with the joke... Update: The lulz continues - try to enter the website from the end of the video. Conspiracy! Conspiracy!
17Bioware need to stop neglecting their Straight Male Gamer audience.
17A religious nutjob claims he has witnessed the success of intercessory prayer in regrowing amputated limbs, or at least would have had those doing the prayers not got distracted at the last moment.
17Not just Corsi, but WND itself: Obama's gay.
17The Daily Mail's wet dream of everything that could possibly go wrong with Britain.[3]
17Sarah Palin's latest grab for attention. Fucking hell. I don't even have something witty to say about this. I fucking need a drink...
17God told me to speed.
17Fox: "Find excuse, find excuse, C'MON, PEOPLE! ...there!"
17World Net Daily gets a Jewish guy to blame the Jews for the War on Christmas.
17Linking NaturalNews in Clogs is fish in a barrel, really. Mayan calendar, Sandy Hook, Peace Prize Obama: Your entire reality has been scripted by the manipulation masters.
17The GBLT Thule Society is a thing. That's all.
17The Mars Rover has found all the constituent elements for life washing machines.
17Stephen C. Meyer's new book, Darwin's Doubt: The Explosive Origin of Animal Life and the Case for Intelligent Design (to be released on the 18th of June—mark your calendars!), will be a "game-changer."
17Equality and Human Rights Commission: vegetarian kitchen workers should not be forced to handle meat. Daily Mail: "What an insult to Christians!"
17Shorter Glenn Beck: Saudis! Saudis! Saudis! What is Obama hiding?
17Cato: South Korea is an American welfare queen! For a think tank that is so viruently against Communist influence...

17Don Feder on Jews: the problem with Jews is they are all liberals, which makes them anti-Semitic, unlike the right-wingers who all love the Jews, but don't worry right-winger they are all going to die out soon. What?
17When Glenn Beck thinks you're a conspiracy nut, it is probably time to give the whole thing up.
17Conservative writer can't synthesize information, or the irony of using an ad hominem statement as a hook.
17"God answers Obamacare? Volcano halts air traffic."
17Farah: "NAACP should be more like the tea-partiers and stop calling people epithets like racist". Exactly, they should follow the teabaggers' example and just call them fascists instead.
17WorldNetDaily directly lies about Elena Kagan's purported attempts to hide Obama's birth certificate.
17Democracy is bad. Let's have a Catholic dictatorship instead! Hat tip (and yes, RealCatholicTV.com seems real, not a parody) UPDATE: The YouTube video has "Been removed by the user."
17It is mosque madness month on WND. Faber: "Muslims may have to nuke New York if they could not build their mosque there and this is not hysteria, it is speculation journalism". Satterfield: "The Founding Fathers would have given up on the whole freedom-of-religion thing if they had known about terrorism".
17What's wrong with trying to be reasonable and level headed in the midst of crisis? It makes you a snob says Michael Gerson.
17Oh noes, they're coming for our homeschooled kids! How can America abandon Somalia by being the next-to-last country to ratify the UN Rights of the Child?
17The Family Research Council "critiques" the US Military survey on gays serving openly; it doesn't agree with our POV therefore it must be biased.
17WND claims (surprise, surprise) that the Antichrist will be Islamic.
17Is Andrew Breitbart's Big Government webshite stealing material from Ken? They're making fat jokes about Michelle Obama.
17It had to happen: So-called "Christians" blame the Christchurch earthquake on gays. Link dead - check back later
17Just because a faith healer fails to heal you, doesn't mean you lack faith. Oh no, it's because God wants to "humble you, keep you dependent on Him or to just simply bring us closer to Him."
17Robert Knight: Now we've repealed DADT, Marines making out with each other in shopping malls will become commonplace, and liberal mothers will make their sons attend "tolerance training" if they don't wear dresses and pumps.
17The American Family Association buys porn on line too um, ..., show you how you can buy porn online.
17"32 Signs That The Entire World Is Being Transformed Into A Futuristic Big Brother Prison Grid". You can't make this shit up.
17Jewish and Arab land claims in the Levant compared. The Jews claim that they own the land because God ordered them to conquer it and they did. Therefore, their claim is valid. Palestinians claim that they own the land because God ordered them to conquer it and they did. Therefore, their claim is invalid.
17A scientist whines about Lenski-esque FOIA requests, thus proving, once again, that global warming is a hoax.
17Student: Dear Creation Ministries International, I would like some help with a school project on intelligent design and evolution. CMI: Here you go, have this list of PRATTs.
17Jerome Corsi continues to clutch at straws. Best: the original images do not support the premise being made at all.
17Obama invokes Jesus more than Bush did, but Louie Gohmert and Tony Perkins are on to his game. They know that, deep down, Obama is really a Muslim who wants to make secular humanism the state religion.
16Joseph Farah ramps up the paranoia.
16'Cuz all Mooslimz are tarr'ists! Geddit?
16There's no proof LGBT people exist.
16Facebook, Google and social media sites actively censor Christian content! ... by refusing to give special concessions to actively discriminatory and pathological organisations even if they're churches.
16Let's play count the cliches as a writer for the Irish Independent says how gays are taking over society.
16The old "electric pickle" experiment proves two things: first, that sodium atoms (such as the ones in the pickle brine) will produce light when excited and second, that Christianity is the One True Religion
16Theology insufficiently sophisticated to have heard of Mike Godwin. (This one made the papers.)
16Same sex marriage violates the fifth and fourteenth amendments, as a feminist conspiracy for women to enter into gay marriages for the tax benefits. From a protege of Phyllis Schlafly.
16Democrat's cat killed, word "LIBERAL" written on its corpse. (Warning: graphic imagery included.)
16"Thousands of Iranian women train to be ninjas." Sometimes these headlines just write themselves.
16Someone must be doing something right if Karl Rove is offended.
16Liz Trotta: Women in the military should expect to be raped.
16As the irony meter explodes once again, Andrew Breitbart confirms (again) that he is completely fucking insane.
16Tennessee lawmaker: "Don't let your kids watch Modern Family, so they won't learn about teh gheyz."
16True Activist: "Science is now beginning to recognize that living things are not just structures made of molecules; they are composed of a vibrating energy field that exchanges information within and around the body. " NOPE.
16The Lingering Stench of 'Gay Marriage'
16Even by WND standards, this is weird.
16Stop persecuting Christians... or... or... or else!!
16Faux News is becoming too left leaning.
16And next in the Telegraph's vendetta against witchcraft: "So it seems there are now two kinds of witchcraft: the bad kind that black people believe in, and the kind that should be celebrated because it is believed in by Cornish people. "
16Roger Schlafly laments decline in white birthrate.
16Feminist blog publishes a short post celebrating the Obamacare decision. Post gets linked on Reddit as "Feminists gloat over Obamacare victory, mock the pain and neglect of men, and tell men to move to Canada", MRA trolls invade the comment section to whine that the decision is a "terrible blow to men".
16Bryan Fischer: Inhalants cause AIDS.
16Jerome Corsi wants to cover all the bases when it comes to birtherism.
16Kent Hovind is working on another degree. I wonder if he's going to make this dissertation more accessible....
16Birthers in three words: Obama's alleged mother.
16Gay marriage will lead to more abortions, because “statistics show that unborn babies are four or five times more likely to be aborted outside real marriage.” Surprisingly, this is the UK being batshit insane, instead of the USA.
16Joseph Farah, JAQin' off: Why did Obama do so poorly in the debate? Was he on goofballs?
16FiveThiryEight's poll analyses are wrong because Nate Silver lacks machismo. Update: The author has since apologized for attacking Silver's appearance.
16Kids too scared to report rape deserve all they get, says woman responsible for their safety. This is not an attack on the newspaper reporting it.
16Mark Karlin of Truthout shares his thoughts about the 2012 presidential election, which are predicated on his observation that "the red states are almost all 90% or more white." He apparently failed to notice that of the four states that are "90% or more white," only one is a "red" state.
16Domestic Cat Girls: As if the White House Petitions website, known as "We the People", wasn't already full of Poe.
16"Yay for Uganda's anti-gay law!!!" says Bryan Fischer.
16UKIP candidate says adoption by gay couples is "child abuse" - The Daily Mail's comments board agrees.
16"The Sexual Excesses of Modern Civilization" apparently include things like masturbation, homosexuality and non-procreative sex in general (because some hunter-gatherer tribe has no words for the former and allegedly doesn't practice the latter). And yes, this was written by a Catholic.
16Ted Nugent interviewed in WND: Gun owners and a certain American icon of civil disobedience and passive resistance? They're the same (Except, of course, the gun owners will be heavily armed when they sit in the front of the bus.)
16Transsexuals aren't real women so should shut up, says ... wait, this is published in the super-left hyper-liberal Guardian. Technically the Observer, but nobody cares. (Now removed, here's a copy.) Even Guardian editors and writers concur.
16European Union Times: Medvedev is off his meds and demands Obama to TELL PEOPLE THE TROOF ABOUT ALIENS! Puzzled looks in 3... 2... 1... (Actual circumstance: real speculative report misconstrued by Alfred Webre's lunatics and written up by Sorcha Faal for the neo-Nazis.)
16Over at World Nut Daily, Erik "the Other" Rush endorses armed revolution against the US government.
16NewsBusters: A site aimed at exposing liberal bias in the media uses Dr Benjamin Carson's recent appearance on Faux news to complain about the media "bullying" anyone who doesn't think the way they want. As one might expect, the irony is palpable.
16Glenn Beck asserts that in five years, at least one European nation will be run by the Nazi party. Best guesses? Either Greece or "Glennbeckistan".
16Cristina Odone: The Human Rights lobby completely fails to understand that my imaginary friend is vastly superior to yours. (For the juxtaposition, here is the post where Odone laments that a Christian can't wear a cross to work.)
16Who selects your op-eds, NYT?
16History will ultimately judge... Yeah, they've already judged.
16And the Reverend Pat sayeth that the use of security cameras is a mark of The Beast. Thus, they are tools of the Antichrist and a sign of the End Times. It's also a song by Swedish metal band Meshuggah.
16The Sunday Times makes a PRATT of itself: Natural Selection is to blame for school shootings and racism.
16Another Christian music star says "Yep, I'm a gay." In response, the leading anti-gay-Christian website (yes, of course there are websites dedicated to opposing gay Christians) is now upset at the entire Christian pop/rock music scene.
16Farah asks the important question: If our banks accounts are not secure on the Internet, why are they there? Yes, why should our money be available to us to shop online?
16Melanie Philips throws a predictable hissy-fit over druids and religion.
16Michael Nazir Ali, the former Bishop of Rochester, says British schools should teach that Christianity is a foundational part of British values. Melanie Phillips agrees, adding that Nazir Ali should be the Archbishop of Canterbury, because the liberal incumbent dared to apologise for the slave trade!
16Hilarious and disingenuous interpretation of research: Principle of astrology proven to be scientific: planetary position imprints biological clocks of mammals, but "Don't confuse tabloid astrology with real astrology".
16National Guard officer builds his own cross in order to be the first martyr for the DADT repeal.
16Why are pedestrian deaths up? It's Michelle Obama's fault, of course!
16Heaven has no feminine side. Scriptural evidence that Christianity is inherently sexist or just some pastor being a dick?
16A poster at Above Top Secret discovers the public DOE Scientific and Technical Information website and ATSers decide that this is some kind of leak. ("IMPORTANT - Visit this government site and download shocking scientific reports before they disappear") Quote mining and wild misinterpretation ensue. Lone voices of reason meet paranoia.[4] Pass the popcorn!
16In an interview for a new right wing book titled The Flipside of Feminism: What Conservative Women Know - And Men Can't Say, the thing that spawned Assfly makes the following claim: "If there's one thing feminists love, it's divorce - they consider it liberating." Because every marriage would be perfect if it weren't for feminism.
16Glenn Beck: Anti-Christ!
16Feminism is EVIL!!! In fact, it's rebellion against God's AUTHORITY!(Warning: Poe's Law in action!)
16Andrew Bolt: Warmists are attempting to hijack Easter to turn it into a Paganistic Gaia worshiping ritual...not that Easter ever had any relation to Paganism.
16Ann Simonton of Media Watch: In order to give women the power to make choices, we must not allow actresses to make the choice of acting in roles I find offensive. Bonus quote: "vampires of color"
16Pat Robertson: Liberals support abortion to make lesbians equal.
16We need a new word - Stupidism? Trumperism? Now the toupeed wonder wonders if "dumb" Obama cheated to get into Columbia and Harvard?
16An insight into the minds of the WND title editors: Bitches is not allowed (except in huge gold letters). Fart is not allowed (RIP Carlin). Juvenile masturbation joke? That is cool.
16Do you or any of your relatives support Obama? Yes? NO CANDY FOR YOU!
16Dear Old Mumsy still hates the Equal Rights Amendment.
16Margaret Thatcher snubs Sarah Palin because socialists feed her disinformation. (Really, Maggie - the Iron Fucking Lady, screwed the miners, not for turning - Thatcher employs socialists to do her research?)
16Pat Buchanan: Breivik may be right.
16Ann Coulter stays classy.
16Carbon dating only works if the Bible is rubbish. Heard of historical-critical hermeneutics, fellows?
16Beware the evils of...UNICEF!
15U.S. Reps. Maxine Waters and Andre Carson are opposed to the Tea Party. The New Black Panther Party has posted a YouTube video. Therefore, President Obama is soon to start a race war.img
15"Pine Cones Are Complicated". School kids prove Evilution wrong. And dismissing Muslim entries due to Biblical inconsistency is never wrong.(Warning: Poe's Law in action!)
15As seen on The Colbert Report, now for your eyes only, George Will's Denim Demon. Now get off his lawn, ya dang kids!
15James Delingpole don't need no steenkin' trend lines. And an explanation of the mysterious graph on that page.
15Life begins at conception. Therefore, Barbara Boxer is wrong about climate change.
15Rick "Frothy Mixture" Santorum says the Obama administration didn't really get bin Laden because "the decision had been made ten years ago." Meanwhile in Iraq...
15Hitch continues to troll idiot theists from beyond the grave.
15"No (sic) only is Ms. Hillary ruthless to the core and would do any bidding to put herself in the No. 2 seat, but so too would her equally felonious hubby, Bill. In this way, he could back door his way into the White House for a second run at the interns, among other “affairs of state.”". WorldNetDaily, please don't ever change.
15Wikipedia's page of quotes from scientists opposing global warming is little more than a playground for cranks to put up anti-global warming arguments. It's up for deletion for the fifth time, but the crazy global warming deniers are already out in force. Will Wikipedia finally grow a brain and delete it?
15A journalist (sic) at the Calgary Herald editorializes about the link between abortion and breast cancer...by citing the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons as a credible source.
15Contraception on the cheap: Put an aspirin between your knees to make sure you keep your legs closed.
15Joseph Farah continues to have kittens over the "media" ignoring Sherrif Joe's "report." Oh, and he wants your money too.
15Oh noes! A Santorum supporting heavy metal singer says Obama was born "somewhere else." Hold the Front Page!
15David Cameron is No True Christian because he isn't abusing his position to give Christians political and social dominance over all other faiths and non-faiths.
15Suddenly WND think carbon footprints are a bad thing to leave behind. Why? Because Obama.
15Hello, TJ.
15So... God is, according to CMI, the Large Hadron Collider?
15Bryan Fischer: The government should tax atheists.
15A mere 12 hours after the "Dark Knight massacre" in Aurora and Reason.com was already able to cherry-pick a half-dozen instances of half-assed speculations by media pundits and politicians about the shooter and his motives. Update: The NRA on Twitter: Time to do some shootin' ya'll! SHIT SHIT SHIT Update 2: Memo to Facebook and Twitter fans -- "James Holmes" is actually a fairly common name. So stop pestering them!
15Aurora shooter may have been suffering from demonic possession
15Romney landslide! based on numbers I got from somewhere
15Sarah Maid of Albion: Basically, if you discount the black medallists in Britain's Olympic team, there weren't any black medallists in Britain's Olympic team!
15Gawker reads Godlike Productions so you don't have to: Moon Truthers react to Neil Armstrong's death.
15Yup, because clearly we should go through life assuming that everyone else is exactly like us.
15The Spanish flu[wp] that killed millions in 1918-1919 was actually aspirin.
15More GOP denialist spin, as told by Grover Norquist to HuffPo: Even though the GOP lost the presidency and failed to take the Senate (in fact, they lost two seats in the Senate and have lost ground in the House of Representatives), "The Republicans are as strong as they were after 2010, and that was considered a devastating body blow to the Obama administration and Democratic hopes."
15Conservatives rally around poor Kenneth Gladney, a black conservative just trying to make a living who was assaulted by "Obama Union Thugs." Interesting story about this though, after the "assault," Mr. Gladney was able to yell and scream, and he seemed just fine when he appeared on Fox News the next day. But come Saturday, two days after the attack, he's suddenly confined to a wheelchair and too hurt to speak. Those union thugs must be using some sort of delayed reaction crippling device, no doubt built by Barack Obama himself to silence the protesters.
15Ok then, quit your job. A net gain for everyone.
15Stormfront: The real problem with video games isn't the violence, it's the Jooz' anti-white propaganda!
15If marijuana is legalized, liquor stores should not be allowed to sell it, because they sell dangerous products, like alcohol.
15Satoshi Kanazawa expresses his disdain for Dawkins, outspoken atheists in general and... foreigners.
15A story about blaming the victim: US Women get the same right in the military that we've had only since 1989? That's good...but they get raped preggers, men want to "protect" them, muscle mass...GENDER EQUALITY IS EVIL! (Comments closed, as expected.)
15Margaret Wente: Torture is a good idea because it works in da movies. Surprise bonus: Commenting not automatically disabled.
15Austrian schooler: Canada gets rid of the penny? We're turning into Zimbabwe!
15In a Gaffney-esque move, WND reports on the latest conspiracy theory: Obama's new CIA chief is a seekrit Muslim.
15Not liking a man with bad grammar is one thing but is calling someone a female the same as calling someone a nigger?
15Obama explains that he works with the power that he has to void the misconception he can do whatever he wants. The right jump all over it. OBAMA WANTS 2 B DICTATOR!!!1!11!
15Peter Hitchens is going to prison for speaking his mind! - or not, as being an ignorant right-wing table-thumper is still legal. (Warning: Daily Mail link)
15WND: A North Korean EMP attack could destroy America!
15According to the wizards at Breitbart.com, the liberal media is ignoring the Kermit Gosnell horror story. Even The Atlantic wants to know why this story isn't making headline news. The reality, however, is that conservatives have simply been ignoring the coverage until now.
15Vox Day argues that softening immigration restrictions is "electoral suicide" for the GOP: "The legality or illegality [of immigration] has never been the issue. The issue has always been what it has been since the Israelites first immigrated to Canaan; the quantity."
15Ted Nugent speaks about military suicides. (Guess who he blames?)
15Farah: You insolent peasants, why are you not giving me money - do you want Obama to be President for three more years or something? While we are on that topic, why have only 75,000 of you bought my book?
15Burt Prelutsky: There is nothing wrong with me, it is all the liberals doing. Oh, by the way bashing your wife over the head with a chair is an appropriate way of dealing with her excessive spending. Has he been watching too many repeats of The Honeymooners?
15Towards the end of his article Farah gets closer to the truth behind the birther movement: it is an attempt to prevent Obama's re-election. (Also, note Farah's whopper about how natural born citizens have to have citizen parents.)
15"Evolutionism: the dying West's science of magic and madness." Who knew that secularism and rationalism are forms of "animism"?
15So how does WND report a story on a group of far-right Christian zealots that want to over throw the US federal government? Put it about two-thirds the way down the page (high lighted in yellow) and then dig out a four month old story about how the real terrorist are those rag-heads.
15It's been 12 years since the media first perpetuated up the MMR hoax. You'd think that education and knowledge of the subject of vaccinations would have improved as a result of the studies completely discrediting the likes of Andrew Wakefield, right? Not if the comments on this Daily Mail article are anything to go by.
15Giving the Nobel to Liu Xiaobo is a vast western conspiracy against China
15Yawn. If you're a leftie, you're probably a loonie.
15Rush Limbaugh: "Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are terrorists."
15 Floods, nothing to do with rain, everything to do with, well, not sure what!
15Onoz!!! The Illinois legislature has just passed an enormous income tax hike -- up 66 percent for personal income and 46 percent for corporations!!!!! How will the poor, oppressed people ever survive this monster rate hike (from 3 percent to 5 percent for individuals and from 4.8 percent to 7 percent for corporations)?
15WND reports that good, wholesome Christians might be regularly and unintentionally eating "food sacraficed to idols." Unfortunately, the story is based on a completely made up misguided version of what 'halal' means.
15Virginia is ahead of the game when it comes to dumping the mighty $, once the Fed collapses.
15Lemmy got thrown out of Hawkwind for taking too many drugs. Peter Gabriel got thrown out of Genesis for being too pretentious. And now Ken Ham has got banned from a Creationist conference for being too much of a Creationism nut job.
15Pole dancing for Jesus!
15Terry Chuckarse proves you can shoehorn creationism into anything. Even NASA missions to other planets.
15Fox News: Defending the world from mothers who paint their sons' toenails
15Orly Taitz: "Obama holds dual citizenship in countries including America, Great Britain, Indonesia and Kenya. Can somebody with dual citizenship be President?"
15Pamela Geller: The order to kill Osama was actually the result of a coup within the White House.
15Camping comes out of hiding, is "flabbergasted" that he's not in heaven.
15Kentucky teabaggers wear their hearts on their sleeves racism on their chests. N.B.: The T-shirts in question are ironic.
15Life imitates anime: Japan Is Cursed Because The Emperor Had Sex With A Demon
15Bryan Fischer: The individual states have the authority to regulate religious expression.
15Richard Dawkins: "Retarded" (at least according to Ann Coulter). Update: Sensuous Curmudgeon fisks. Update II: PZ Myers fisks as well.
15 Fundie thinks Atheists should be put on national registry.(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) Perhaps we can wear little yellow nothings?
14Global Frauding is an attack on science by post-modern leftists.
14"President Obama only cares about your job if you work at Planned Parenthood, America’s abortion giant."
14Failing at statistics while complaining about the looters? Just another day in Wingnuttia.
14Minecraft: Tool of the devil
14How the "virtuocracy" really caused all the world's problems.
14Them Muppets is Commies! Commies, I tells ya! Fox News told me so!
14So, how are all the good Christians reacting to the death of Christopher Hitchens? Drinking buddy William Bennett says: "And I hope as the big atheist that he was, he’s in for a big surprise." Rick Warren tweets of his "friend": "He knows the Truth now." And Bryan Fischer basically says: For God so loved Hitch that He has sent him to hell to burn in everlasting torment. Lovely. UPDATE: Ross Douthat chimes in -- "He was not so much a disbeliever as a rebel." Yeah, right.
14"Mars visitors Basiago and Stillings confirm Barack Obama traveled to Mars"
14Looks like we won't be seeing a "Rationalist Spring" at the Daily Mail any time soon...
14SOPA will mean the end of Naturalnews! All together now... Yaaayyyyyyy!
14"Global warming is nothing but a ruse to create a massive global bureaucracy that will rule the world with impunity...
14Shorter Rick Santorum: Obamahitler.
14Ray Comfort Godwins himself.
14Hitler also hated gay-baiters! (h/t Ed Brayton)
14A Tennessee university states that campus groups’ leadership requirements can no longer discriminate on race, faith, gender or sexual orientation. To fundies, this means that men can lead sororities or Muslims can lead Bible studies.
14Wingnut Daily: Why won't the lamestream media cover our manufactured outrage, dammit?! ($$Oh, and buy the book from our superstore!$$)
14Natural News: Why would the FDA raid a place proffering something as dangerous effective as ozone therapy? It's the Medical Mafia, of course!
14Birther-supreme, Jerome Corsi, has a new hobby: flogging Breitbart's corpse.
14Westboro Baptist Church is caught using Photoshop to fake a protest of Whitney Houston's funeral. (Isn't lying a sin?)
14"10 Baffling Romance Tips From the Sociopaths at Fox News" It has nothing to do with skepticism. But the phrase "the sociopaths at Fox News" is just so eye catching. And it's entertaining to see the seemingly endless levels of craziness in Murdochland. (Where do they find these people?)
14So apparently the Tea Party stopped pretending to not be racist.
14Clyde Wilson, professional Neo-Confederate, is your cranky racist grandpa.
14Police staff and officers in the UK are taking second jobs. Normal person: "Maybe we're not paying them enough in the face of cuts." Daily Mail: "SCANDAL! HOW DARE THEY! MUSH, SLAVES, MUSH!!"
14World Net Daily proves Betteridge's law twice in one day.
14Michael "Savage" Weiner and World Net Daily oppose flu vaccination.
14According to the League of the South, federal gun control should be met with "righteous and manly armed resistance." (Because the U.S. government is just like King George III, don't you know?)
14Total stupid knobhead
14An airtight logical argument that the Second Amendment applies to military grade assault weaponry (It's in comic sans and written next to a stock image, so it must be true!)
14 We've had Jesus on toast, Jesus in Corn Flakes and now, Jesus in a bird turd.
14North Korea is going to nuke the US for ...a very particular reason. God is making them fire it because of teh gheys, just like 9/11.
14According to a GOP State Representative, the best way to avoid domestic violence is to drink alone.
14No no, it was last week that New Atheists were afraid to criticise Islam. This week it's their defining feature. (HT Jerry Coyne.)
14But at least sweatshops are not as bad as subsistence agriculture!
14B-but muh economies! Amidst rambles about upcoming abortion legislation in the Republic of Ireland, a right-leaning journalist has a eureka moment - of course! Lefties only care about gays and blacks because they "lost" the economy argument! And isn't it a little bit curious that the phrase is so similar to the one in the recent column by that fucker from that fucking paper?
14Supposed "doctor" butchering physics in order to show how homeopathy "works".
14Daily Mail columnist "discovers the plight of the homeless" because she spent too much money, couldn't afford a hotel room and spent about 7 seconds outside before her agent bailed her out.
14Ol' Chuckie thinks that Obama is going to use Interpol to hide all the evidence of his traitorous concessions to global jihadists.
14Climate "science" is an oxymoron. No, the only moron around here is Gerald Warner, who clearly doesn't understand the first thing about the subject which the Telegraph has decided to allow him to write about.
14You Fail Astronomy Forever.
14 After gunman goes on the rampage in Cumbria it is obvious we need to relax gun control.
14WorldNetDaily prints "I totally heard from a friend who knows this guy that says his cousin knows Obama is stealing the election" as news.
14Farah: "America and California have irreconcilable differences."
14The General Ripper-ification of the Internet continues: X-ray backscatter machines are a plot by Obama to sterilize rich white men so that the Muslim hordes can take over the country in a generation.
14With the repeal of "Don't Ask Don't Tell", let the straw-grasping and obstructionism begin.
14VenomFangX has returned to Youtube.
14World Net Daily wants you! Er... your money.
14As Egyptians and Tunisians fight against their dictatorial leadership, WND screams "Global Jihad!!" (as a bonus, on 31 Jan 2011, the top 12 WND headlines all include the word "Islam," "Islamist," or "Muslim.")
14America should tell Middle Eastern countries God hates revolutions.
14Memo to the hosts of Fox and Friends: How many Walgreens Rewards Points do you get for a mammogram and/or a pap smear?
14American Thinker's Bayesian Obama authorship conspiracy theory. It's science!
14WND finally takes the leap into promoting trash about the New World Order. How long until Obama's declared a shape-shifting alien?
14Chuck Norris is launching an "expose" of "creeping Sharia."
14Experts Psychics predict wave of terror attacks in the wake of Osama's death.
14The real Antichrist - Gordon Brown!
14Mike Adams shatters some irony meters by penning a column called The Gullible Mind.
14A student was doing poorly in school. His teacher decided to go the extra mile and ask why, and they managed to get him back on track. Therefore, obviously, with respect to education, the Obama administration is talking bunk and efforts to improve teacher performance are not effective.
14Pamela Geller: Obama calls for "Auschwitz borders."
14Chris Christie accepts scientific reality and thus is unworthy to be a Republican.
14As usual, the tired old bigoted comedian Rush Limbaugh took offense that anyone could call Sarah Palin "nuts," even though she is quite obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and her grip on reality is, shall we say, tenuous. And as usual, Limbaugh blamed it on the left, i.e. the Guardian's Wintour/Watt blog. What he doesn't understand is that Palin's nutsiness is not a partisan matter in Britain, or anywhere else in the world. It is an obvious truth marveled at by all. Palin's emergence as a serious figure in American politics has made the country a laughing stock across the world. The idea that a stateswoman like Thatcher, in advanced dementia, would be used by such a crackpot is simply unseemly.
14Brent Bozell has hit a new low, even for him. He's shilling for Ann Coulter! (Quote:"If [the media] weren't liberals, none of her mockery of liberals would bother them." Does Brent apply the same logic to gays I wonder? If so, did he ever get beyond the seventh grade? "Why are you sticking up for the gays? Are you gay? You must be!")
14I looked up "batshit insane" and it said "See Arizona."
14Hey, little girl, want some candy?
14In case you weren't sure when the decline in democracy in the US started, it was in 1787, with the Constitution.
14You heard it here first: Cancer is cured (again)!
13When Glenn Beck's site attempts to do parody....
13Mike Adams has it figured out: Everything is fake except for quackery and conspiracy theories!
13David Klinghoffer: the parallels between darwinism and 9/11 conspiracy theories. Some delicious irony here...
13Why have we never gone back to the moon? Nazis and aliens!
13The Daily Fail unwittingly reveal Amanda Knox as guilty in a pre-written article - complete with "genuine" reaction quotes from prosecutors.
13WND poll: Obama bowed before the Saudi king, because a) of he is eagerness to surrender U.S. sovereignty, b) one day all infidels will bow to Muslims or c) another ridiculous strawman.
13From the man who brought you the "Gaystapo" (see below), Stonewall giving Melanie Phillips a (well-deserved) "Bigot of the Year Award" is giving her a yellow star to wear.
13From the man who resigned after Muslim students complained about him being an asshole comes The Cult of Atheism - with extra added bonus chilling font.
13"Earth has become the battleground for extra-terrestrials to advance their own political agenda for the future of the planet..."
13Some facts about Iceland that the American media doesn't want you to know: (1) it is a member of the EU; (2) it had an "agrarian collapse" in the 9th century, despite its not even having any agriculture to collapse until the end of that century. UPDATE: Naomi Klein endorses the article and fact-checkers find almost more errors in it than there are words.
13Militant Atheism Exposed The majority of scientists have turned against religion, there has to be something wrong with the way they do science. There can’t be any problem with religion.
13News item: Kim Jong-il dies. Twitter nation responds: "Is this true??? Did LiL Kim DiE??? I'm here on Twitter cuz if so this where the facts go 1st"
13WorldNetDaily: Discounting someone's testimony due to their "negative statements about transgenderism" is absurd, even when they are making accusations against a trans woman with only their word to back it up.
13Ignorant Fucktard: JC Penny hiring Ellen DeGeneres will kill women!
13Okay, so maybe all these Twitter users are just into a bit of heavy S&M. Update: If you thought that was bad...
13Ann Coulter departs from her normally superlative rhetoric...to compare the death of Andrew Breitbart to the death of John Lennon. Yes, it's exactly the same...if you discount the fact that Lennon was well-liked by millions of adoring fans, was murdered by a psychopath, and people cried afterwards.
13Mitt Romney's reasoning why on why clean energy is a pipe dream? "You can't drive a car with a windmill on it." Probably not the best position to take for someone who has driven a car with a dog on top of it.
13Why did Sandra Fluke testify? Because Obama.
13Sheriff Joe: The media cover-up of the birther scandal is "bigger than Watergate."
13Not only is Santa Claus real, he spends the rest of the year "singing" prose poems about the horrors of a godless world to the tune of stock Christmas music! Really. (Of course, this is an improvement on his past history of violence toward heretics.)
13Celebrating Earth Day? Then you're a filthy commie!
13Chris Hedges: Most of the evil in the world today can be traced back to the replacement of mysticism with rationalism.
13Shorter Roger Ebert: "Allow me to dress up my blatant sexism in the form of a compliment!" More: Ebert gets fisked.
13Astroturf tax protesting and bad evolutionary psychology hit head on, as the TaxdodgerPayer's Alliance suggest that those who oppose tax cuts suffer from sexual jealousy.Original tl;dr can be found here
13We want to be the first people on Mars. Our crew: a washed-up entrepreneur, physicist, graphics designer and marketing agent! And we have a Nobel Prize winner to announce us! Our funding: $0.
13Michele Bachmann - still carrying on about Muslim penetration.
13The Oatmeal's 'How To Suck At Your Religion' comic is offensive to Catholics because... because... because WWWAAAAAHHHH!!!
13An Alabama preacher who supports Chick-fil-A's anti-gay marriage stance repeats a 2008 claim by a rabbi who supported Prop 8. So, can you guess what he thinks will happen if gay marriage is legalized? Hint: He's read Genesis 6.
13TPTB are shaking with fear as Tila Tequila takes on the Illuminati.
13Joe Scarborough: I'm Sorry That I Was Right ALL ALONG!! Also, Simpsons and the Beatles!!
13Teh EPA is taking away your wood burning stoves! Kinda like Obama coming for our guns! Too bad they don't pay attention to reality or science.
13Bryan Fischer: Jerry Sandusky as the new poster boy for Scouting
13ENV: Less than a day after David Klinghoffer cites an AiG speaker in support of the claim that Intelligent Design is not creationism,img Jonathan Wells appears to have given up the pretextimg that ID is scientific and not religious altogether.
13Speaking of anthropology, the problem with the field is obviously that it's been overrun by Marxists, Jews, and Marxist Jews.
13Paleocon hack Thomas Fleming has discovered the secret "leftist equation": "gays=blacks=women in Muslim countries=baby seals." Who knew? (Bonus: right-wing culture warriors are all closet leftists.)
13Opposing oppressive governments is the same as breaking the speed limit: wrong Bernie Ecclestone is yet another rich fuckwit
13Scoring points with the holocaust, classy.
13Dennis Prager strikes again with an article that basically says, "Secularists and feminists made college kids into depressed sluts. Also, the doctor with a PhD in this subject has no idea what she's talking about, unless it's on one of the occasions she's agreeing with me."
13The five wackiest things heard at the NRA Convention.
13This just in:"Condom's" are not effective versus demons. According to sex-obsessed Julie, you still need crucifixes and garlic or whatever to guard your bloomers from demonic attacks.
13Um, Burt. If 20 million Australians were trying to sneak into the US, that would be known as the whole goddamn country. Oh yeah, if you are black, born in the US, and are in any way unhappy with it, you should go back to Africa. Of course as Farah informs us, the only racists are those Democrats trying to correct past injustices.
13Because WND was not making enough from advertising, shilling its own books, and it "exclusive" subscription only G2 Bulletin; WND is now going to sell the crap they give away for free, in a weekly form.
13Obama's devious plan to steal the next election.
13Marie Stopes clinics get approval for ads for emergency contraception. The Daily Fail foams at the mouth over ads selling abortion
13Not so much a clog post as one of the more WTF and sickening moments from Yahoo Answers.(Warning: Poe's Law in action!)
13After President Obama's address concerning the withdrawal of combat troops from Iraq, one of Dubya's former advisors posted this fawning column praising the former Gawd-inspired Decider Guy and Edumacator-In-Chief. The next day, Keith Olbermann nuked the column thusly.
13So what are we supposed to use? Candles and paraffin?
13Oh noes! Obama appeared on scary black people hip-hop radio!
13Representative John Shimkus insists we shouldn't concerned about the planet being destroyed because God promised Noah it wouldn't happen again after the great flood The Daily Mail reports. Speaking before a House Energy Subcommittee on Energy and Environment hearing in March, 2009, Shimkus quoted Chapter 8, Verse 22 of the Book of Genesis. They are a little bit late in reporting this, which makes it even funnier.
13Some went and posted an anti-science screed called "Error in Rigour", by an Amitakh Stanford, to a bunch of science- and skepticism-oriented forums in the same day. The purpose is so far unknown, but the original website is highly recommended to green ink connoisseurs.
13The Associated Press and MSN/MSNBC have also caught wind of those who believe that the rapture will come on May 21. And thanks to the photo in the story, we now know about this website dedicated to this "prophecy".
13Dick Morris thinks Obama controls every market in the world.
13Eek! U.S. combat troops to get gay sensitivity training, as part of Obama's ever-expanding homosexualist agenda. If we let this go much further, we'll turn into another >ugh!< Great Britain!
13Wingnut shyster vs. woo-meister: Andrew Breitbart calls out Arianna for her "Huffpocracy"
13"‘Gay’ is a left-wing socio-political construct designed to create grounds for fundamental rights [based on] whimsical capricious desires;" right-thinking persons should use more politically correct terms, such as "unnatural vice" or "anti-Christian."
13Harry Reid leaves out "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance, which of course means that he is not saying it accurately and hates America.
13Mike Adams is worried that a Nevada bill creating a licensing board for quackery might ban some of his quackery!
13Once again, David Brooks manages to wildly contradict himself within one of his columns. In his 21 April column -- ostensibly a review of the Broadway musical The Book of Mormon -- he first writes that "religion itself can do enormous good as long as people take religious teaching metaphorically and not literally". Then -- two paragraphs later -- he writes "The religions that grow, succor and motivate people to perform heroic acts of service are usually theologically rigorous, arduous in practice and definite in their convictions about what is True and False." So, which is it, Dave?
13This one's a bit late (sorry!), but a senior editor at a newspaper owned by some of User 188's favourite people, thinks President Obama should have either flown the SEALs to the compound or gone to church instead of playing golf before the raid that killed Osama/Usama.
13Try the Alex Jones quote generator
13The Roswell incident was apparently the result of Stalin trying to throw the US into panic by sending a prototype jet full of deformed children. Created by Dr. Mengele.
13Summer camp that teabags indoctrinates kids into squirting at each other's bubbles, being good christians and being selfish... Wait, what.
13NaturalNews shatters some irony meters with a post complaining about fear-mongering.
13Alex Jones: DMT was invented so the elite could harness the power of magic elves to kill us all.
13It's true, Hollywood movies are a government plot to desensitize us to the next conspiracy!
13Not like China ever breached "basic norms governing international relations" with regards to Tibet
13Get yer guns, the gays are a-comin'!
13Orly Taitz has a subpoena to see the original birth certificate. Maybe that will shut the bitch up.
13America's natural and national treasures belong in private hands
13Asteroids were once a part of the Earth. Once upon a time, the earth was flooded by a huge geyser eruption that sent a lot of water and rock beyond the earth's gravitational pull; the water rained onto Mars and the rock became the asteroids.
13In search of that elusive advertising dollar, WND seems happy to blame Obama for anything. Even the 2012 end of the world.
13THREE VIDEOS: Get 'em while they're young. Really, really, REALLY young.
13Learn about Disney's Creeping Cultural Hegemony! Read about how Mickey Mouse colonizes children's consciousness and falsifies it! See how Disney has lured and seduced the innocent into consumerism. And all for the low, low price of $25!
12Joseph Farah still wants Sarah Palin to be president. How can she overcome her unelectability, ignorance, and the general hatred towards her by liberals? By running as a Democrat, of course.
12This week in No True Christian: Answers in Genesis is a liberal front-group and by the way, don't vote for Mormons.
12WND: The government is impeding our freedoms, by not telling us about the aliens.
12Pamela Geller: YouTube is a well-known pro-Jihadi outlet subject to Sharia law.
12Watch... erm, Rick.. erm, Perry's campaign... erm, end... er... erm... I can't remember the rest, but, erm... watch it, do... yes... It, erm... does, something... erm. What was I talking about? ...erm... THE EPA IS EVIL!! Yes... erm...
12This week in theocratic doublethink...
12Lunatic fringe found on tree (3 letters)
12A vote for Mitt Romney is a vote for ze damn French.
12Atlanta Jewish Times editor: Israel should assassinate Obama.
12Holy fuck.
12“Buddy” Roemer drops out of the GOP nomination race; announces he's running as an independent, thereby possibly splitting the GOP vote; and it's all Obama's fault.
12Skeptics can't be real people, they've got to be a deliberate disinformation campaign by Them, or maybe they're computer programs made by the Powers That Be: It can only be the wonders of the David Icke forum.
12Former FBI employee claims she saw angels at 9/11 crash site.
12After the failed link between the Aurora shooter and the tea party this is bound to happen.
12Our Andy isn't the only person who likes to rewrite the Bible. Now Dr. David Barton is getting in on the actHat tip: Stuff Fundies Like]
12ZOMG!ZION! A British Olympic team is "spearheading the New World Order"! A TV presenter said it, so it must be significant!
12Your next Rapture check point: Sept 25, 2012. And that's also why NASA cancelled the Shuttle program.
12"Vandalism is proof that you have no arguments" - because you need an argument for "let's give people equal rights and privileges under the law and in the eyes of society".
12Industrial pollutants? Deforestation tactics? Fracking? Nope: Solar flares and 'Mars Wobbles'.
12Freedom of speech is important, but can we get this guy to just stop talking already?
12The man who inspired a generation of GOP politicians to push the US to the brink of the "fiscal cliff" with a variety of tax cutting schemes -- especially if those cuts were specifically designed to favor only the rich -- offers his (incredibly simple-minded) "solution" to the problem he helped cause.
12The Australian Vaccination Network branches out into advising diabetes sufferers against medical treatment. (HT Jo Alabaster.)
12The winter is coming! Homo sapiens will be replaced by the Others "their sober, conservative, hardy and reverent cousins represented in the Neanderthal genome." (bold mine)
12"To raise these queries is not to play gotcha, or to be judgmental in a dire time." Er...yes you are, and you apparently don't know the definition of humanism too.
12Amateur "grey hat" hacker unjustly expelled for discovering a major security breach No, terminate with extreme prejudice!
12Announcing God Created Earth Day - or, let's make a boat load of money for Creation Today and Eric Hovind.
12Hermann Göring, not Marinus van der Lubbe, set the Reichstag fire. Nazis carried out no direct executions within German borders. You likely see where I am going with this: Obama is going the way of Hitler.
12I have my entire retirement and savings invested in Bitcoin. I will track its progress here over time. I'm sure it'll all work out fine.
12Wente: Die, polar bears, die!
12Pretentious paleoconservative hack Thomas Fleming takes a break from using bad history to justify his politics and decides to mix in some bad anthropology and bad evo-psych, too.
12Obama's alien reptile shape-shifting security guard.
12Bill-O declares the War on Christmas won. Next up: The War on Easter.
12Faith2Action is on a roll now, this time comparing gays to smokers and trying to make a statement about gays as teachers. Notable because of the amount of young children used in making the ad rather than just being a shit analogy again. UPDATE: Wiped from YouTube.
12Random guy on Godlike Productions: "Illuminati Card "BACKLASH" Being Played Now"! Apparently the idea of naming a card after a real-life concept is alien to GLPers, as well as the idea of not linking a site that debunks your claim in the first post (either that, or our article sucks.)
12Republicans love their country so much, they'll destroy it if necessary: Newsmax prints an article advocating a military coup to overthrow Obama, then gets cold feet (or possibly a visit from the Secret Service) and yanks it. Traitors and wimps--what a great combination! (Full text here, when and if the cache expires.)
12If you think the 2012 apocalypse predictions are far-fetched, Joseph Farah is predicting that 2010 will be the end of the Democratic Party.
12Please meet blogger James I. Nienhuis. He hasn't been blogging much in the last month, but his last post Christendom Preachers Pastors Christian Lay People Asleep Wheel Ignore Darwinian Attacks Veracity Genesis Scriptural Inerrancy Not Defended Historical Account Torah Doubted Treated Lightly Quaint Fairie Tales Believers Story Adam Jesus Revelation When Will Evangelists Pulpits America Wake Up Academic Intellectual Onslaught Christian Holy Writ?, should give you plenty to read - even if all you read is the title. Update Our Joycean blogger is back from his Sabbatical Dancing, plus we get a mention.
12If scientists don't know what it is, it must be a sign from God.
12Australian clergy use Easter services to attack atheism, with such logically superior arguments as "Atheists hate God" and "Pol Pot was an atheist!"
12Apparently Kick-Ass doesn't include enough social comment, character development or clever satire for one reviewer. And following several comments to the tune of "that's hardly the point" and "get over yourself", the Mail is no longer accepting comments.
12Kent Hovind is talking to fossils.
12A woman in a brutal fit of rage, or some clever photoshop? (one has to wonder when it's in the Daily Heil)
12Damn politicians trying to hijack the tea-party movement and activists trying to get in front; that is Farah's job.
12A Jesuit priest asks "Is the Catholic church a fear-based church? Well, duh!
12Farah, you are aware that the pot is calling the kettle black, because the kettle is indeed black, just like the pot?
12In response to this New Yorker article about the Koch brothers funding the Tea Party movement and other anti-Obama agitators, The Daily Beast (which lately has been tacking harder to the right) published this response wherein David Koch claims that they are just misunderstood and that the left wing is just a bunch of big meanies.
12In a WiGO:Clogs/WiGO:CP crossover, TerryH embraces a logic fail of epic proportions to explain how the existence of Native American myths about the Grand Canyon is proof of a young Earth.
12Danielle Bean thinks that feminism means not having reproductive choice and embracing "traditional family life."
12Dose the population with nuclear reactor water? Uranium ore in paint? "Such are the dreams of homeopaths."
12The government will stop global warming with... TSA pat-downs!
12Irony - WND howls about somebody being called to task for the "Obama prayer." Psalm 109 is actually about David calling for some of God's smitin' on those who have falsely accused him. Better watch out for lightning, Joseph!
12Disco 'Tute still trying to use machines to prove intelligent design. This time with a computer. Watch out Darwinist aparatchiks!
12 Conservapedia interview on Christwire(Warning: Poe's Law in action!)
12Obama may attack Israel next.
12Be afraid. Be very afraid. Because if Wal-Mart opens a store in Washington, D.C. — the place will revert to how it was during the 1968 riots.
12American Stinker: Liberalism causes black kids to join gangs.
12American Stinker serves up some warmed over John Birch: The UN is one step closer to imposing one world religion! For proof, they cite a Christian preacher who thinks that "the brotherhood of man" is a satanic communist notion.
12Wow, it's only Obama's second day as President Elect and Ann Coulter is already in danger of complete mental breakdown(link dead) Experts with Rationalwiki predict a padded room in her near future.
12Infowars truthers "expose" the "truth" about Osama and harass Geraldo Rivera.
12He's not a clogger himself, but jhubert has gathered the Best right-wing sulks he could find, for all your Liberal Schadenfreude needs!
12Every single ex­cuse that Cheney/­Bush pro­vided to the American peo­ple for in­vad­ing Afghanis­tan proved to be false. (Except the one — conveniently not mentioned — about the Taliban admitting Osama bin Laden was in the country but refusing to hand him over.)
12NASA caused the Mississippi floods! Using its giant rocket engine test stand weather control machine! And they admit that they are creating rain clouds!(videos at YouTube, the usual warning about the comments applies)
12Skeptics Guide to the Universe's blog goes down. Because God willed it so.
12Beware the next big health risk: Chemtrails! (Oh, and once you've "educated" yourself, buy our woo!)
12"Four Minutes of Hate" - the best of the American Family Association's Bryan Fischer
12Deniosphere: The NASA-Soros connection exposed! Now go jam NASA's phone lines! Reality: Christopher Horner's front group launches yet another stupid FOIA suit. (Update: Further explanation of this stupidity. Update II: The manufactroversy spreads to Faux (on the teevee, not the website).)
12Roseann Salanitri: New York's same-sex marriage law violates the First Amendment because it "dictates what churches must recognize." Ugh! Next thing you know they'll be making the Catholic Church marry divorcees! UPDATE: Terry Hurlbut admits that the argument in the column does not actually apply to the current law, but to a conjectured future law being secretly plotted by those evil "same-sex marriage activists."
12VenomFangX continues his descent into madness and/or self-parody.
12Remember that "family promoting" pledge that Bachmann signed and Santorum endorsed? Now the conservative "The Family Leader" group have removed the bit about how fewer African-Americans are raised in two-parent families today than under slavery.
12All your 9/11 wing-nuttery, in one handy smorgasbord of crazy.
12WND takes Godwin's Law to new depths
12CPAC don' wan' no stinking homos at their conference. Even if they are Republicans.
12You really can't make this shit up. (The latest featured "artwork" at rense.com courtesy David Dees.)
12Nick Griffin (via Twitter) on the London riots: It's all the blacks' fault.
12Irony meters around the world shatter as a CMI hack insists that people ought only to express opinions on subjects in which they are experts.
12Porn: It's what terrorists crave.
12The End Times: Are we there yet, Pat?... How about now?... How about now?
11Obama's approval ratings are dropping. Therefore, he will soon launch a false flag terror attack inside the US.
11The Wizard of Oz is the work of Satan. (as told by a somewhat obese preacher)
11Biometric photographs are the "Mark of the Beast" and violate religious rights.
11Why use half-baked personality tests to make personnel decisions when you've got the power of astrology? (Now with 100% more Brazilian supermodel link bait.)
11"We acknowledge that both atheistic and theistic beliefs can legitimately claim reasonable epistemic warrant." And never mind that if religion could claim "epistemic warrant", it would be called "science."
11Epilepsy is only the first step in Big Brother's master plan to reprogram your brain.
11Aw, bless! The Kinsey Report is a myth, according to you-know-who.
11We are all one. Wooooo! Expand your consciousness. Wooooo!
11Pack your bags! There's another Rapture due on January 28th
11Um....what?
11Santorum has a song! - no, a serious one. (We're clogging the video, not Tosh)
11Crank magnetism writes another book: James Inhofe (R-OK): "Global warming is a hoax...so says the Bible!"
11 Who's to blame for the mass fraud in the last Canadian general election? Why the voters, obviously, for not being properly informed!
11Pat Robertson: "If Manning gets injured, it'll serve the Broncos right for releasing God's Own Quarterback." Good Christian values there, wishing ill upon others. Update: More irony: Peyton Manning votes Republican.
11Pat Buchanan and evilution.
11 The difference between the Right and "the Wrong and the Left" in chart form!
11Alex Jones debuts a social network for gibbering nutters: planet.infowars.com. (HT Skeptical Humanities.)
11Tennessee Tea Partiers To GOP Gov: Stop Employing Muslims, Gays, Democrats!
11I suppose if Alex Jones and Joe Arpaio beat the long dead birther horse enough, its constant twitching will somehow make this lie true.
11Bill-O wades into El Rushbo territory with his slavery dog-whistle.
11WND ramps up the crazy and paranoia over Iran and nukes.
11Truly some disturbing people on the internet. James Holmes, the Aurora shooter, has a fandom.
11A VSP gives us a glimpse into his bizarro world: "Ryan is a real fiscal conservative. He isn’t just another Tea-Party ideologue spouting dogma about less government and the magic of free enterprise."
11Grab the chance to be labelled "True Patriot" by donating $5000 to the production of Gray State, an indie dystopian paranoid movie about societal collapse, martial law and government takeover. The target audience are already salivating over the trailer.
11Ireland's children's referendum is passed - but the real story is the sheer amount of ridiculous antivaccination woo in the comments section here.
11Consumerism is good for the soul.
11Reparative therapy advocates have proposed a lot of nutty "methods" to supposedly turn gay people straight. But, stroking horses? Really???
11Florida Atlantic University professor claims the Newtown massacre was staged so Obama could take away your guns. Ah, the joys of tenure. (News coverage.)
11WND's token African-American nutjobs argue that secession is both a God-given right and constitutional, based on historical evidence from both the Founding Fathers and the Civil War.
11Totally not racist.
11Bomb dogs were carrying out an exercise at the Boston Marathon start and finish lines, thereby proving to some commenters that the bombing was carried out by the government.
11Special Blogosphere cross over: Ray Comfort explains why he bastardised Darwin's The Origin of Species. Round two: Ray responds to Scott's criticisms, with lots of incredulity and his old classic about males and females evolving separately.
11Oh my... just look what is going on in the CAMosphere! We might have a new toy to play with.
11WND's Top 10 Stories of 2009 Nobody Else Cared About.
11WorldNetDaily ends the year with a poll that would go straight to Andy Schlafly's heart.
11Julie informs us that her neighbor, Pat Robertson, is technically correct. Haitians did in fact bring the recent earthquake on themselves via Voodoo and their 200 year old revolution against slavery. Update: The page has been pulled, but has been reproduced here as was the mirror.
11 Conservative hypocrisy has reached new levels, with theocrats calling for religious liberty and torture-supporters calling for the "rule of law".
11Obama's Science Czar's shocking communist connections, he was on the board of an international journal 40 years after it was founded by Soviet sympathizers. h/t to WND
11Brent is pitching tv show scripts again. Don't quit your day job Redbeard.
11Christians deserve special consideration for their beliefs in front of the law - of course, it should be noted that these statements supposedly made by Lord Carey aren't entirely true, and just currently speculation, but that doesn't stop the Christian Legal Centre from pushing its agenda.
11So after religious leaders everywhere put their tax exempt status in danger by promoting candidates at the pulpit, the creationist response is to call for the silencing of scientist and journals because they get grant money.
11Quantum mechanics implies that electrons are everywhere, therefore God can also be everywhere so must exist.
11Kent Hovind continues his "I am not really in prison delusions" with a trip to Cyprus in the first century.
11Why can't you easily link to Wikipedia from the Free Republic boards? Well, just check this list of examples of bias that I found on Conservapedia!
11Well this definitely explains why no-one ever answers the intercom when I buzz.
11Hmm, let's see now: He's slovenly, gluttonous, absolutely loves beer, often gets drunk, has an anger-management problem -- especially directed towards his first-born -- is inattentive at a job that demands attention to detail, and is generally dull-witted and easily influenced by any persuasive person expressing a half-baked idea. So, of course, without a hint of irony, the Vatican's official newspaper has proclaimed that Homer Simpson is a true Catholic.
11With the election over and the TSA "pornoscanners" story running out of steam, Farah goes back to flogging his favorite dead horse.
11Dear Daily Mail, could you please clarify if you do want or you do not want the H1N1 vaccine?
11Barack Hussein "Tarzan" Obama wants to steal Xmas Christmas!: In this People interview, Barack and Michelle Obama said that they don't give their daughters birthday presents. However, they implied that they do give their daughters Christmas presents from Santa Claus. Naturally, some wingnut pastor named James David Manning started shouting from his pulpit that they don't give Christmas presents. Ergo, President Obama will ban Christmas! And just in case his sermon didn't scare enough wingnuts, he made this video where children from his congregation beg people to save Christmas by voting against Obama!
11You too can be a Koch toadie! Sign Americans for Prosperity's "Stand with Scott Walker" petition today!
11Godlike Productions goes into astronomy: First, they had to decide whether to spend $10 000 "suing haters" or buying a telescope. Then they decided to spend $15 000 on a telescope. Then they decided to build a $125 000 "WORLD CLASS remote internet controlled observatory". Something tells me that the last one won't be built to spec... Update: They've broken the ground]...
11Chris Hedges: Repent ye, for the collapse of globalization is at hand. This collapse has, of course, been fully orchestrated by the Corporate Elite, who for unspecified reasons are sabotaging their own racket.
11Alert from NaturalNews: Big Pharma mind control is just around the corner!
11Cisco bought Flip in order to kill it because the Flip Video didn't track your every move.
11And Jesus went into the Bank of America, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the bank, and overturned the tables of the devil-worshipper Obama, and the seats of them that worshipped the Lord of Profit, alias Death.
11Dana Ullman is very angry with the "medical fundamentalists."
11Plagiarism? In Wegman? No gross hypocrisy to see here. Move along.
11Chris Hedges: The recent tornadoes, wildfires, etc., are judgments of God Gaia against human sin hubris.
11I blame women for Weiner-gate (all of them).
11The Moonie Times scrubs a post accusing Anthony Weiner of being a crypto-Muslim.
11If you have created an illuminated manuscript, then you are connected to the Illuminati. Also, if your mother was a Bohemian princess, then you are connected to the Bohemian Grove. Oh, and Comet Elenin apparently appears in a 15th century manuscript. (Not.)
11How about a fresh cup of rage? New NASA Data Blow Gaping Hole In Global Warming Alarmism. (Read: Roy Spencer still pushing the PDO/ENSO line.) The comments are gold. Update: That was fast -- it's already being trashed by other scientists. Choice quote: "Spencer agreed that his work could not disprove the existence of manmade global warming." Update II: Joe Romm comments.
11Who are the latest bunch of wingnuts to climb on the Comet Elenin bandwagon? WND.
11Republicans want the US to default, because the resulting depression will turn people to God. Update: A good non-clog article on this phenomenon.
11One of the Tea Party candidates running to unseat a Democrat in the Wisconsin recall elections has compared the public schools to Nazi indoctrination. No surprise there. It's also not a surprise that the previous link is to a Google cache, as she has deleted the message from her page. What may surprise you is that she is also a children's book author.
11What is the biggest threat to humanity? Nuclear warfare? Environmental degradation? An asteroid hitting the Earth? No, it's Frankenfoods!
10Michele Bachmann is an idiot medical genius.
10The denialist's IPCC: It's back.
10Oh no, gender equality is killing boners!
10Elections - who needs 'em?
1010 reasons why aliens are actually fallen angels.
10Schechtman won the Nobel, therefore climate deniers are right! Say it with me now: "Science was wrong before!"
10Age of Autism has a serious case of butthurt over South Park.
10Phyllis Schlafly pontificates about Obama's suggestion that Americans should speak more than one language. Obviously he hates America and wants to destroy it. This post includes a surreal moment in which Phyllis asserts that bilingual education is "known as language apartheid". (July 23, 2008)
10Can't cover-up the mass libertarian faults in 2008? Pull the Greece straw man, and blame everything on the students.
10Climategate is not enough, Mr. Bond Mann.
10And Internet memes go full-on political. Cue the hippie straw men!
10The Malaysian Institute of Geomancy Sciences makes use of feng shui to predict which children will be born with autism. Well, at least they're not blaming vaccines...
10Fox News is too liberal and they need to bring back Glenn Beck. Oh, and it's all George Soros's fault.
10Oh noes!! Now they're printing Muslim friendly Bibles... for distribution in Bangladesh, Indonesia and Malaysia.
10Right-wing hate Pastor, Bryan Fischer blames Bill Clinton for oral sex related cancers.
10"Newt's second opponent is the mainstream media", says Chuck Norris as he delivers a roundhouse to Romney's head. Yet in the same article, he argues that Newt's first opponent is Mitt Romney's well-funded campaign, quoting a Washington Post exposé on Romney's billionaire "supporters". Logical consistency fail right there, Chuck.
10Get your daily dose of quackery in musical form: Mike Adams releases a music video.
10Don't forget the Nibiru flyby in December 2012
10The Fox News graphics department demonstrates their failing of basic graphing techniques yet again.
10Birds of a feather flock together
10Margaret "Nixon" Wente: It's not a scandal if the suppression didn't work as expected. We're a democracy, really!
10A somewhat overextended metaphor: an Uncommon Descent blogger challenges Zack Kopplin to a poker game. Apparently, the fact that two of his Nobel Prize winning signatories don't think 'Darwinism' can explain everything...means that he loses two cards?
10The Australian Vaccination Network launches "The Real Australian Sceptics" blog.
10According to the upstanding, well-informed folks at A Voice for Men, Christianity is not patriarchal (or not sufficiently patriarchal, or something).
10Pleased to say that I will be the first to place Thunderf00t, for the first time, into the Clogosphere.
10A vote for Romney is a vote for Satan!
10Disgraced Democrats cursed America.
10Do you know that there's sinister Illuminati symbolism everywhere? Especially in Google Doodles (Olympic or not), Katy Perry video clips, the outlines of residential areas and power plants and, of course, Illuminati! cards.
10Flingbooty goes for the fundie trifecta: The Mars Rover "Curiosity" was designed by God, it's proof of Intelligent Design and if it does find life, that life came from Earth, thanks to the Flood.
10American girls don't use condoms anymore, so lets bang those bitch whores!! - all in your average day for your douchebag PUA.
10"The logic behind Protect the Polls is simple. If you are a legal gun owner in the state of Florida and you suspect someone on Election Day is committing voter fraud you can shoot him or her with your licensed weapon and not be charged with a crime." Update:Possibly a parody.(Warning: Poe's Law in action!)
10Islamophobia Watch is outraged, outraged, to see a liberal organisation defending freedom of speech.
10Joseph Farah: If House Republicans were to "disapprove of any hike in the debt limit, Obama and Senate Democrats would be hamstrung." Even the best-ranked commenters think this is ridiculous.
10Abused as a child? Then be excoriated by the Daily Mail's Sunday edition
10Dalai Lama wins the Templeton Prize. CMI has a hissy fit.
10 Pajamas Media: Multiculturalism is terrible because Repetition is terrifying. (Has someone been reading Nietzsche?)
10...what?
10The BBC gives oxygen to bullshit
10OMG some complete random person has been selling Obama flags on e-bay - we must prosecute them to the full extent of the law, which is nothing more than screaming "don't do that." That is one can of worms you might not want to open. (See also: Flag Police)
10When you don't have a point of view that can be backed up logically, just spew as many words as you can and hope that people won't notice.
10Breaking news: The secular world is on the verge of admitting the veracity of Genesis, because historians refer to the ancient civilisations around Israel by the same names used in the Bible. Circular logic much?
10Volcano erupts in Iceland - therefore I must find a way to use this to attack Gordon Brown!
10The BNP are known to be very much against immigration. Except in certain circumstances. Circumstances such as the immigrants being white.
10Australopithecus Sediba is not the missing link, because of, um ... ,ah lets see, um,...Piltdown man!
10Try not to vomit in your mouths, here is the party political broadcast for the BNP (here for you bloody foreigners).
10Richard Littlejohn: As I live in Florida and can't really gauge British politics any more, I'll just make another gay joke instead.
10Farah: The Taliban are wrongly celebrating McChrystal as a victory for them. It is actually a victory for me.
10Rick Barber, running for Congress in Alabama ran an ad comparing Obama to totalitarian leaders. The Washington Post calls him out on it. Barber replies:I don't bemoan the politics of fear.
10Coulter wants to do away with jus soli, and cites AAPS to back up her statements.
10Distort D'Newsa, with the support of Newt Gingrich, presents his latest brilliant liberal-bias-free insight: Obama hates America so much because he is a latter-day Mau Mau.
10Do you believe in Evolution? Here's a handy check list showing how that conflicts with YEC.
10The UK National Secular Society says that school assemblies with "broadly Christian" collective worship are wrong, and violate the human rights act. The Daily Mail response; Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
10Julie Lucas starts well with her "Jesus was Jew!" statement, but it soon unravels after that.
10It's Tortilla Jesus! (and Mum)
10Last month, Dr. Luc Montagnier, the French virologist who won the Nobel Prize for identifying the HIV and AIDS viruses claimed to have teleported DNA from one test tube to another. Deepak Chopra is all atwitter over this claim. Also, in an interview published in December, Dr. Montagnier gave homeopaths a similar thrill by endorsing homeopathy.
10"There will be some crazy stuff that will happen before Jesus returns." Most of it over at Crazy Julie's blog.
10Gisele Bundchen describes normal sunscreen as "poison" (reports The Daily mail) and that she doesn't use it. This announcement comes, quite moronically, while she is doing a press confrence launching her own brand of skin care products (it is unknown if her brand has a sunscreen product). She also didn't speak to her past as the spokes model for Nivea Sunscreen.
10WND: purveyor of fine right-wing "news" and fish snake oil.
10George Will: "Progressives" love that noted 19th-century technology, bullet trains, because they have a secret conspiracy going on to modify people's behavior. Paul Krugman responds: "Dagny Taggart wept."
10Wayne Allyn Root for the Washington Times: Welcome to Obamageddon! Obama is a radical Marxist, following the Cloward-Piven strategy with the sole aim of bringing Americans to their knees.
10John Pilger: What travesty! Those filthy imperialist Western Zionist pigs are making totally unfounded claims, such as that Muammar al-Gaddafi is a deranged dictator, or that the Libyan independence movement is not being choreographed by the CIA.
10The Obama administration is under fire for its detestable belief that community colleges should teach their students useful skills, rather than serve a political purpose.
10Rick Scarborough is at it again, calling AIDS punishment for the gay.
10S&P threatens to downgrade the U.S.'s debt rating because it might not pay its debt. The U.S. could pay its debt, by inflating the dollar into oblivion. Therefore, S&P is conspiring to crush Social Security.
10NaturalNews wants you to know: We are all Fukushima.
10Time puts a red X over Osama's face. Racists!
10Ben Stein thinks that Dominique Strauss-Kahn is being treated poorly.
10Thomas Fleming makes your head explode when he describes Obama as an "enemy of anything good that has ever been done in this country or this civilization". Do I smell a closet racist? (Oh, I'm sorry, they like to call themselves "paleoconservatives" these days.)
10A victory for Andy! Other cranks are embracing the "atheists are fat" meme.
10Jerome Corsi's steaming heap of crap magnum opus isn't selling... because of Amazon's sneaky tactics. (This being the same Amazon where the same book was a #1 best-seller.)
10Dumbest reactions to the gay marriage law at National Review collected by Salon.
10Arizona may be the definition of "batshit insane," but the rest of the world is quickly catching up
10This story is quite well rounded, as it includes religious pareidolia, South Carolina and Wal-Mart, all breathlessly brought to you by a small-market TV newscast.
10Think the Oslo attacks were secretly perpetrated by the Islamists? Wrong! It was the Masons.
10Destroying our rights starts with smoking bans. (Remember, kids, smoking is healthier than fascism.)
10Your A-Z of birther wingnuttery.
10This just in from Conspiracy Theory Central: The CH-47 "Chinook" crash in Wardak Province, Afghanistan removes all evidence of Osama bin Laden's death. Dun-dun-dun!
10Joseph Farah claims that he predicted that Ann Coulter would join the advisory board of GOProud. (Uh, could we have a link to that prediction, Joe?) As for other right-wingers, they seem to be surprised that a nearly 50-year-old, homophobic, never-married, serial fiancée would suddenly align herself with a gay Republican group. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Also, GOProud's rival group, the Log Cabin Republicans, have denounced GOProud for appointing Coulter to their board.
10The mental retardation in this one is massive. Nyan Cat's reputation has been forever tarnished.
10A match made in heaven: Natural News and Architects and Engineers for 9/11 "Truth"
10Who cares if candidates believe in your so-called "science"? It's not like they're trying to push creationism in schools or anything.... (via Jon Chait) Update: Williamson doubles down. (Note requisite Lindzen cite on climate.) Mike the Mad Biologist piles on. Chait makes another response.
9David Mabus, deep cover liberal.
9Michele Bachmann: Crypto-Jew.
9Above Top Secret releases the results of their poll looking into 9/11 conspiracies. At least one commenter has their head screwed on right, though: "Results leaning strongly toward a conspiracy on a conspiracy website? Who would have thunk?".
9Careful not to let those chakras get out of alignment or you'll become a morbidly obese packrat.
9Oh noez! Atheists ripped up a Bible. This makes them just as bad as fundamentalist zealots!
9Dennis Prager muses on how the world would be a better place if the scientists and intellectuals would just sit down and shut up.
9WND: Giving "special rights" to gays is a violation of the Fourteenth Amendment. But according to this very same Janet Porter, sodomy laws weren't.
9Canadian IDimwit and link farmer Denyse O'Leary interviews Adnan Oktar, a Turkish "doubter" who thinks Darwinism started all wars, and is a pagan religion dating back to Egypt. Denyse nods approvingly.
9Become the most popular stop in your neighborhood this Halloween by giving out anti-fluoridation pamphlets instead of candy.
9Chuck Norris weighs in on vaccines.
9Can't disprove evolution? Just pretend that they will have in the future. More: Best retort yet.
9Britain continues to have a racism problem.
9Niall Ferguson: Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran!
9NaturalNews tells you how to avoid getting scammed. Er, what?
9"WAH! They're taking over our 'Murcan Internet! With their black helicopters and NWO!" Classic Fucks News trolling. The comments thread is excellent.
9WND take wishful thinking to strange and scary new places.
9We're not blaming the victim, we're blaming the victim's genes - that's SCIENCE!
9Another one of those instances where a headline writes itself.
9Former GOP Rep/current Senate candidate: "Obama spends money at will!". Claims to be a student of the Constitution despite clearly not understanding it. And guess where he went to school.
9"Food Freedom" blog on Fukushima: On top of nuclear fallout, we are being assaulted with chemtrails, genetic engineering, electromagnetic pollution, and industrial ecodestruction.
9Oh, here we go.
9The agony of trying to rationalize with a woman who has never read a single science textbook in her entire life.
9Congratulations, you've siphoned $10 million from the US economy without winning a single state! What will you spend it on?
9VDARE: Hip locavore trend of raising chickens in the backyard is bad because Mexicans.
9Chris Hedges: O academia, academia, thou that cold-shoulderest the prophets, when wilt thou realize that "it is only our absurd 'scientific' prejudice that reality must be physical and rational that blinds us to the truth"?
9A handful of NJ Tea Party groups get pissy about other NJ Tea Party groups pretending to speak for them, so their "small-government" solution: create the American Tea Party Congress, complete with legislative and executive divisions, to speak on behalf of Tea Parties across the entire nation. Bonus points for the way the ethnic and cultural diversity of America is represented in the founding membership
9David Cameron continues to be in stopped clock as he rebukes a Tory MP for red-baiting the Olympic Opening Ceremony. Also, we'll leave you to search on Twitter for the American idiot who actually believes that the Voldemort statue during the NHS tribute is symbolism for death panels. Seriously.
9This is totally like the time JFK got elected and we were all forced to convert to Catholicism! There's so much wrong with Mitt Romney, who cares what some dead Mormon said?.
9The freshly discovered comet 2012 S1 ISON promises to be visible in daylight in 2013. You can guess where this is going...
9The English Shieldwall outlines the importance of recognising English ethnicity. Jock Macdonald and Changchang Wu sound like lovely people.
9Woden's Folk supporter: do Zionists worship Martians? ("...a synthesis of information taken from David Icke and Zechariah Sitchin" can't be wrong, right?)
9Prof. Henry A. Giroux, advertising his new book: Violence against the Occupy movement bears a striking resemblance to violence against the Occupy movement.
9Fox: Thank you, sweet Benedict. You will always be remembered for strengthening the Catholic Church. *ahem*
9Birther Larry Klayman tells Alan Colmes that black helicopters are "firing practice rounds at Jews, white people, the wealthy and people of faith" ... according to WND in January.
9Margaret Wente: ladies, do yourselves a favour and get back in the kitchen.
9A mildly disturbing campaign video from Oliver Healey of the English Democrats. The best bit comes at 4:00 in.
9Argumentum ad cellarium has just entered the mainstream.
9An increase in the number of earthquakes is a sign that the end times are coming.
9Farah: Fox News isn't promoting our new book for us. Therefore, Fox News is being intimidated by Obama. Update Oh come on, won't someone promote our book for us, please?
9Peaches Geldof (who else?) takes whatthefuckery to a new level. (This is thankfully short and sweet)
9Farah shows what a true patriot he is. He would like see America to win, but not as much as he would like to see Obama fail.
9God is totally stoked about bridges.
9As even the GOP begins to see sense, Farah stands, screaming into the face of reason and tolerance, "I would suggest to you that at least 90 percent of Americans reject same-sex marriage." Can we have a citation for that?
9Orly Taitz to run for public office in California
9Brent Bozell, a man who once attacked ABC for firing a man who declared Islam is a terror organization has become a staunch defender of the religion of peace as a means to attack those dirty liberals.
9Creationist Bible FAQ says: Premillennialism is "more widely held than amillennialism." Sure, fellows; sure.
9WorldNetDaily has found that one in four Americans are policing themselves against Thoughtcrimes. WND's Freedom Index plummets with too many lulz to be listed.
9OMG! Like, Paris Hilton totally wrote Obama's energy policy!
9When it gives WND a chance to bash Obama, they are suddenly worried about Muslims.
9Hopeless bias + mild Islamophobia + incorrect translation = journalism!
9Skeptical Voter interviews Lib Dem MP for North Tyneside: one has to wonder if he's serious, or just taking the piss.
9The Daily Mail gets confused over August 20th and April 1st. The Sun also gets in on it (it has an amusing video).
9A lunar eclipse will occur over North and Central America from about 1340 UTC on Monday to about 1453 UTC on Tuesday. The winter solstice will occur at 2338 UTC on Tuesday. Naturally, certain people are planning special observances of the first "simultaneous" occurrence of these two events in 456 years.
9Environmentalism is deadly! And the evangelical Cornwall Alliance will tell you why, as long as you buy their DVD.
9Global warming and liberal logic.
9You too can be a WorldNetDaily eligibility activist, for just under a hundred bucks!
9Washington Post pundit George F. Will has written this dick-sucking column applauding Wisconsin governor Scott Walker's efforts to rein in bust the state's public employees labor union. Funny how Mr. Will neglected to mention that he is on the board of directors of a Wisconsin-based right-wing foundation/think tank that is working hard to obliterate all labor unions -- especially public employee unions.
9 "God is calling Japan to repent in Jesus Christ" From a very cloggy site indeed!(Warning: Poe's Law in action!)
9A U.S.-led research team has found a submerged city off the coast of Spain. Ergo, it must be Atlantis!
9The Coultergeist shows her lack of class and intelligence. "Don't worry, Japan, radiation is good for you."
9If you like green ink, you may enjoy The Way home or face The Fire (sic), a free e-book that is "the MOST important book on the planet" according to some anonymous "people" cited on its home page. Among other things, it claims that Star Wars was divinely inspired and "Jedi" means "Jesus Disciple" and that Home is on Venus, which is "inhabited by immortal “Beings of Light” (Spirit/Energy), whose civilization, based on “pure” love, is zillions of years old." (the acid clouds are just "smokescreen").
9The Ludwig von Mises Institute attempts to take on women's issues: Shoes!
9The Minnesota Women's Press reports that women are sometimes treated like dogs, e.g., when advertising is allowed to exist. A "human-rights advocate" objects to this, on the grounds that it is offensive to use the words "woman" and "dog" in the same sentence under any circumstances.
9The Supreme Court has exonerated a DA's office that covered up evidence in a murder case. But that isn't important. What's important is that the alleged murderer was black, ergo, Justice Clarence Thomas is a flaming racist with deep-seated psychological issues.
9Not only is Barack HUSSEIN Obama a Communist, the Antichrist, a Muslimofascist infiltrator, a foreigner, a mind-controlling supervillain, and the leader of a coven of curse-throwing Kenyan witchdoctors, he's ALSO the illegitimate son of Malcolm X. The man sure gets around.
9The Birthers are on the rise... Oh, not Obama-birth-certificate deniers, Palin-mother-of-Trig deniers...
9Deniosphere response to a botched prediction made by the UNEP about "climate refugees" (an area with little empirical research): AGW is a hoax! Sea levels aren't rising! UN debunked! Hot air from Al Gore! Another final nail in the AGW coffin, cover-up, SCIENTIFIC FRAUD! Deniosphere response to better established predictions coming true: Cricket, cricket.
9Garrett Epps of The Nation: Right-wing American exceptionalists are stealing the U.S. Constitution, which was the first written national constitution in Western history. (He was only off by about two centuries.)
9There has not been a revolution in the U.S. because a hegemonic pedagogy has brainwashed Americans into believing in the superiority of reason.
9Stephen Harper has dictatorial aspirations, meaning that if he wins the Canadian election, Americans will have nowhere to flee when—not if—the Tea Party stages a coup.
9Dublin, 11th June: The Masterplan: The Hidden Agenda For A Global Scientific Dictatorship! Featuring Richard Gage, Andrew Wakefield and, er, Jim Corr. Not the one from The Corrs. Update: Poor Jim, he really got screwed over by the laws of genetics/inheritance; not only did his sisters get all the looks, they seem to have received all the brains too!
9We did not have to invade and occupy Pakistan to catch Osama bin Laden, so whyever did we have to occupy Afghanistan? Could it possibly be because Afghanistan, unlike Pakistan, was under a government that would not let Americans in to hunt for him? No, that's clearly too obvious an answer.
9A protip for Tim Ball: Don't continuously use a plagiarized, non-peer reviewed report as "evidence."
9Ann Althouse suspects a liberal conspiracy to take down her blog, Andy-style. Balloon Juice notes the obvious explanation.
9With no sense of irony, Joseph Farah threatens to sue Esquire over a "false story." Oh yes, and he's going to do it using your donations.
9It's not just US cloggers who like to get a bit extreme and blame everything on atheism. (With thanks to Ariane for bringing this up.)
9Are you radioactive? Drink water!
9Whirled Nut: Give it up, liberals! Jerome Corsi's new book is a NY Times bestseller and Jack Cashill proves Bill Ayers ghost-wrote Dreams from my Father
9Look! I found 8 off-white interpolated pixels! It must be an alien base! Nowait! It's NASA's sikrit base! Nowait! It's a fallen spaceship! And NASA refuses to reply. That has to mean something!
9Colony collapse disorder is (allegedly) caused by cell phones, just as it was foretold in Revelations.
9Shockofgod will go full throttle and cut Atheism in half. This video is a response to Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris not anymore
9Presenting the lunar diet.
9Glenn Beck trying to up the crazy quotient before the end of his TV show? His latest conspiracy theory is about a sooper seekrit postal service army.
9Obama's despicable photo-ops...with sausage and burgers!
9This Week in Climate Denial: Global warming is debunked twice in one week as "warmbat" professors rig sea level data and JAQing off about a new Ice Age begins due to sunspot predictions. (Pay no attention to the actual science behind the curtain.)
9Discrimination in a "free market?" Economic fallacy! (Check the tags for bonus lulz.)
9Whereas, some noble savages subsistence-farming tribal societies back in the sticks of Southeast Asia lack what we would call a "government," therefore, anarchism is a viable political philosophy.
9A creationist tries to fight PalMD but fails epically.
9Conservapedia is grouped with muppet wiki, a strange spanish wiki about Chuck Norris and porn(?), and a wiki for Brazilian call girls.
9Newsmax: "Okay, okay, even we admit it. Bush was a terrible president. Happy now?"
9Step right up, step right up and spin the wheel of quack cancer cures!
9Chris Hedges: The gravest threat we face from terrorism comes from atheists like Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens.
8Glibertarians gone wild: This Faux article attacking the National Weather Service is too dumb even for...Anthony Watts.
8WND: Buy the DVD that predicts the day that Jesus will return! We just don't know which year...
8O Jerusalem America, thou that stonest smearest the prophets. O Judas Obama, thou that betrayest a prophet for 30 pieces of silver political influence, and bowest before the altar of Baal for publicity.
8Quick, sign the petition before all your precious bodily fluids have been sapped and impurified!
8Hotel cancels hate-monger Pamela Geller's planned speech. She claims the hotel is enforcing Shariah law.
8Mike from El Segundo calls The Tech Guy to talk about audio recorders, devices with non-removable batteries and...something else he forgot to tell the call screener about.
8"Deliverance minister" Julie critiques the accuracy of the exorcisms in The Rite. Next she'll be telling us Anthony Hopkins can't play a cannibal for beans either.
Bonus: Julie herself seems to be channeling the spirit of Jack Chick when she confuses a Catholic medallion with a "a charm that gives these demonic spirits the authority to be there."
More Bonus: If it's October, it's Demonic Awareness Month.
8Joel Osteen: We "can love (the gays) into wholeness." If you know what I mean.
8Mike Adams reveals the most outrageous cover-ups of modern life, including water fluoridation, fake honey, Ron Paul press coverage, and much more!
8Comment Is Free, but woo is sacred, as a freeman on the land gets space in the Guardian.
8Margaret Wente tries to pull a Heritage Foundation. She receives so many negative comments that half of the response page is censored.
8Truthout: If anyone told you that Occupy Wall Street and the Tea Party are enemies, they were probably corporate shills. Reports that Truthout itself said this are obviously malquoted.
8Moving the goalposts has a new companion: "not far off"
8Joseph Farah: I know I'm taking Obama completely out of context here, but he says he wants to kill all the Jews!
8A columnist states that neither the military nor the free market ever fueled significant technological innovation. He then shatters a dozen irony meters by sending the column to its readership over the Internet, formerly known as ARPAnet.
8WND trumpets yet another PRATT: Piltdown Man, ergo evolution is false. Even more stupid in the comments.
8Bill O'Reilly still likes The Muppets, but they'd better "watch it".
8All the pyramid woo you'll ever need.
8Sarah Palin on Rush Limbaugh, in February: "How dare he use the word 'retarded', he's mean!". Now in March: "Criticizing him is the definition of hypocrisy!" and actually tries to make the argument that "leftist radicals" say "horrible things about the handicapped, about women, the defenseless" but provides no instances of when that's ever happened.
8Psychic Sally responds to recent allegations of cheating by accepting James Randi's million-dollar challenge to prove she's a genuine psychic! ...nah, just joking, it's libel!
8The one good thing about Facebook? We can immediately single out 13000 in need of a proper education.
8Does the Disco 'Tute actually understand what Douglas Adams was talking about?
8WND is concerned that Obama's stimulus would violate constitutional freedoms by transferring your medical records to electronic copies in the Office of the National Coordinator for Health Information. 4 hours earlier they were upset that restrictions on medical records prevented them from finding out which hospital Hitler Obama was born in. Consistency much?
8"Political correctness gone mad!", cries WND, as "even the word 'blacklisted' is blacklisted." Except, as less than 10 seconds on Google would have revealed to "award-winning" journalist Drew Zahn, it isn't.
8A Facebook page is trying to gin up support for "Jesus Take the Wheel Day" on 31 March 2013. The poster would like us to believe that this is a real thing. But since it seems that none of the commenters have looked at a 2013 calendar -- and since the poster has neglected to mention that March 31st is also Easter Sunday -- here's your Poe warning.(Warning: Poe's Law in action!)
8According to Bryan Fischer, Jesus loves the Second Amendment.
8Morrissey (aye, that prat singer off The Smiths) pulls one hell of a Godwin over the Olympics.
8Hospital Porters Against the New World Order is a thing. That's all. (If you need more, see also HPANWO Voice for some orbs and a non-skeptic's view on the "attempted seduction" of Rebecca Watson)
8How do you stop sexual crimes against women? Make sure there's enough single women to go around.
8Ann Coulter has weighed and measured Marco Rubio, and has found him unworthy. Summon the RINO hunters! Purge the Heretic!
8Wait a minute, so the amount of links from .edu sites determines validity. I can give arbitrary figures value too: guess what? The amount of lint balls you have determines your IQ. Get collecting!
8"On behalf of all of those people, I'm supporting our troops by saying we need to try, convict, and shoot Hillary Clinton in the vagina." (Yeah, this is the sorry state of conservative talk radio.)
8"If Congress would allow a robust economy, parents would be able to provide for their children themselves by earning and keeping more of their own money." Therefore, food stamps are a commie plot to destroy America. (Also, it is "not alarmist" to refer to Obama's presidency as a coup d'etat.)
8"An iron curtain has descended across the Potomac"
8In what is a worrying trend for the modern Republican Party, (but a pleasing one for everyone politically 'left' of Spiro Agnew) even right-wing bloggers like Little Green Footballs are pulling away from the increasingly lunatic fringe of the Right.
8Are illegal immgrants causing global warming? We report. You ridicule decide.
8Climate change is natural; here's 100 reasons why.
8Birchers say that serving in the military is a privilege not a right.
8The great minds of the WND forum debate what is causing colony collapse disorder, "it is obviously the NWO".
8"Repent! Repent like the men of Ninevah!" The crazy is unleashed in full glory and Hannity looks like a gentle, thoughtful soul.
8At last, a men's rights blog(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) If you'd like a legitimate men's right blog to compare, Glenn Sacks is still screaming into the void.
8Don't worry about radical Islam, they will all be destroyed in the Second Coming.
8Obama wins -- Heartland Republic secedes the ravings of a lunatic show why 40 percent of this country will never vote for Obama and why we wouldn't want them.
8"There are other free-lancers like you trying to catch Bin Laden? Yes, and they are doing God's work." Not really a clogosphere post, but not sure what to say to this.
8Liberals talked of moving to Canada in 2000 and 2004 when Bush won, conservatives talk about buying guns, secession, and reading up on insurgency tactics after Obama wins.
8And this idiot is a parent?
8Bryan Fischer: The Bible says that when a grizzly bear attacks a human, that's God putting a curse on the land. Therefore, since "one human being is worth more than an infinite number of grizzly bears," it's time for a bear massacre.
8The 13 December 2010 issue of The New Yorker includes an article that claims that the efficacy of the scientific method may have hit a sort of tipping point. Why? Because (1) too many researchers are unable to replicate their findings, and/or (2) some researchers are unable to anticipate all outcomes and/or side effects which only come to light after a product hits the market. Therefore, it's the method that's at fault, not the researchers. (NOTE: Only subscribers can read the full article online, but they do provide this abstract.)
8Glenn Beck discusses his new book The 7: Seven Wonders That Will Change Your Life on NBC's Today Show. Or, as some ironic and/or disturbed clever CG operator put it, "Glenn Beck's Guide to Defeat Anger & Find Happiness."
8Michelle Malkin: it's only just happened; nothing is known (as at 24 Jan 11 16.11 UTC) of the perpetrators; but - of course, it's "Islam".
8Barack Obama: The President who stole Christmas! Watch it through till the end to catch the children video Christmas cards.
8Now the Jews control the weather too,
8Now that the FCC has freed up the 500MHz band, the government is now free to put RFID tags in vaccines. Surely, this will be good for...something.
8Judging by this video and this TV commercial, it seems that Canada now has its own version of the Moral Majority and that they are out to shake up the national elections on May 2 the way that Jerry Falwell did in the U.S. for Ronald Reagan.
8Scott Walker, being a stinking backslider, is going to repeal some tax cuts raise taxes.
8Obama's grandmother dies: very sad, but isn't the timing suspicious?
8Got at least a spare $700 lying around? Then how about joining WND's fun-filled 7-day Alaska cruise? Warning: It hasn't even sailed yet, and is already being called the worst vacation ever.
8The Internet has made human memory obsolete. Therefore, with regard to education, as Tom Lehrer put it, "the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer."
8Mike Adams hops on board the birther bandwagon.
8The coal industry cares about kids with asthma. Really, Coal Cares. And those "clean" energy sources are no better than coal. In case you can't tell, it's a parody by the Yes Men.
8A "Sovereign Citizen" (J.M Sovereign Godsent) explains the movement in a quick on air segment.
8Daniel Henninger blames the global financial meltdown on the War on Christmas.
8Apparently Alex Jones is covering the Bilderberg Group meeting "live" (in his studio in America) with real time updates that seem to be driving his listeners already tenuous hold on reality to the edge.
8Monckton pulls a Godwin.
8"There are several states within a relatively short drive of New York that allow gay marriage, so it's not like they had to pass the law to protect anyone's "rights"." Now that's what I call logic.
8Women who feel no compunction to improve what nature bestowed upon them are, in my experience, arrogant, lazy or deluded, and frequently all three. Or, with Captain Subtext's Truth Helmet translating, "I'm a wrinkly old bag, lack any self confidence and am in total denial of that fact".
8Hurrah! Long lost medical knowledge cancer quackery is unearthed.
8Mark Steyn inflicts another book-length vision of the liberal-multicultural apocalypse on the public.
8Anything new in the deniosphere? Nope, they're still going on about Climategate.
7 "Fundie nutters against.... Answers in Genesis?"
7ConCERN trolling: Good ol' Watts and the denialist-cum-wingnut echo chamber have latched onto the CLOUD experiment as the new final nail in the coffin of global warming.
7Poor al-Jazeera; they're so ignorant of what is going on in their part of the world as not to realize that the only player in the Libyan war even worth talking about is NATO.
7On the other side of the wacko spectrum, evidently Obama is the second coming of Christ.
7Remember: If you pray, God will abort other peoples' babies for you. Especially librul babies.
7Terry Hurlbut cheers as the wingnuts prepare to split (or alienate) the Republican vote.
7Top commenters: "Thank you Prime Minister Harper, for expanding the Oil Sands to only 6.2% of Canada's GDP comes from the energy sector ensure the socialist lefties' welfare state! Patrick Moore is bullshit correct and An Inconvenient Truth is a joke! Don't listen to the cries of the Nobel Prize laureates cause Obomba (really, that's his new nickname) got one!"
7The next scheme to eliminate quackery health freedom? The creation of the North American Union!
7Best movie reviews on this net or any net: [5] "no sex scenes but woman says that she became pregnant and married a man who was not the real father because the real father was not there with her and didn't write after he went away until she had married the other man about a year later; brief upper male nudity; alcohol in one scene; no smoking; and, Communism overtly rebuked multiple times, kidnapping, extortion, death threats, betrayal, and a wedding kiss." from the review of Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. Only movie to get a four star rating: Beverly Hills Chihuahua: "Very strong moral worldview where characters choose right and sacrifice for others; no obscenities or profanities; two dogs attack each other a few times; no sexual content; one scene of women in bikinis; no alcohol; no smoking; and illegal dog fights, stealing, con games".
7Concerned parents are concerned. But not with facts. Condoms do not protect against HIV or pregnancy. Remember that and see if you can beat my 80% correct answers!
7Anthony Watts spies the enviro-conspiracy at the UN as revealed in the Climategate II e-mails...while skipping over the DuPont address.
7The obituary of the greatest man (sorry second greatest) Man to ever live.
7Waaaaahhhh! I don't want to show up at the White House because Glenn Beck tells me that Obama is leading America into fascism! Free speech!
7Pat Boone: "Christians, here come the lions". Because not being permitted to stone adulterers to death is EXACTLY the same thing as being rounded up by Nazi Death Squads.
7WIGO:Fox News?
7Afghanistan was an "ally" of the Soviets during Operation Cyclone, rather than being under Soviet occupation. Yugoslavia committed no genocide in Kosovo. Everyone who presently opposes the Syrian regime is a U.S. lackey. And things in Syria are just dandy.
7A clog courtesy of a tweet by Jim Al-Khalili: The only argument made by the Grauniad's anti-nuclear greens is to say Fukushima in every sentence.
7Reds Mormons under the bed!
7You use facebook, therefore you should be cool with the Government snooping on you without a warrant.
7Shorter VDARE: Why aren't our politicians more racist?!
7Okay, I admit there's a lot of disgusting things in the Bible. But that's the reason why God's such an asshole back to us. His punishment means that he really cares for our existence, right? Right?
7Schadenfreude...
7Paranoia reigns among autocracies.
7Memo to spelling bee champion Jinxmchue: If you can't spell rememberence, remembrance correctly in your own blog then don't criticize others for simple transpositional typos. (See right-hand sidebar: IN REMEMBERENCE).
7Pat Buchanan on why Zimmerman is all about race now: "He saw a stranger over 6 feet tall. And he saw a black man or youth with a hood over his head. Why would this raise Zimmerman’s antennae? Perhaps because black males between 16 and 36, though only 2 to 3 percent of the population, are responsible for a third of all our crimes."
7Celebrate Subversive Science! Throw away all that predictability and affinity with constituted power and alter your consciousness, just like that denialist crank eminent biochemist, Kary Mullis. Tools that have been used by such subversive scientists in the past include hashish, laughing gas, and LSD.
7GOP: "OH NOES! Teh Paulbots are taking us ovah with their crowds of 4000!"
7 Apparently seceeding is a great way to escape the tyranny of the Federal Government™.It's also a great tax dodge. Right Mr. "Sovereign" Citizen?
7Project Blue Beam in the Obama Era (somehow manages to throw 9/11, birtherism and "a new, vibrationally different Yuga" into the mix)
7Tyranny, cruel punishment, anti-feminism and anti-Marxism. It has to be Thomas the Tank Engine.
7Margaret Wente: Because liberals! Commenters: "You know you just plagiarized Ross Douthat word by word from two weeks ago and he can sue your ass at any moment?"
7Might we be insinuating that liberal academia needs some wingnut welfare?
7Huffington Post:The Glorious Leader ought to be more admired by these American swine!8 Historical Myths Pieces of Fawning Propagandia about Mao!
7Gun-owning journalist: Hi there, I'm going to retweet an article I wrote about some things you should know about guns that can easily be found on Wikipedia. You're too stupid to know what a bullet and what auto/semi-auto means, and gun crimes aren't rising! Everyone outside the US: you can also find some things on Wikipedia.
7Somebody over at WND has been watching too much Dark Angel.
7RationalWiki has found its true readership! Todd "Pelosi is a Cunt" Kincannon, and the Charleston Tea Party, that is. (Seriously, none of them know who we are.)
7Black helicopters over Miami. EVERYBODY PANIC.
7Antebellum slave codes once defined black people as real estate. A private prison company has filed for tax incentives used by companies with most of their assets in real estate (i.e., the prison buildings it owns and rents out for use). Therefore, the company identifies its prisoners as "real estate."
7A look into Kent Hovind's hobbies from behind bars: writing creepy creationist fairy tales.
7Alex Jones talking out of his fucking arse again.
7Oh noes! A 16 year old boy got beaten to death in Chicago! Instead of blaming the perpetrators of the beating, Glenn Beck goes off blaming atheists and nontheists for violence and collapse of society. Uhh...Glenn, I think the Swedes, the Norwegians, the Danes, and the Japanese would like to have a word with you.
7So global warming is a pseudoscience pushed by English lords who are apparently "self-proclaimed." Okay, Farah; how did you test your hypothesis that giving up sin will save the world?
7With "pro-gay" companies better weathering the global financial crisis, what better image could you use to illustrate this story than a packet of Fruity Cheerios? Such subtlety. (Oh, and for some reason it's ironic if you support gay rights and oppose Obama's policies.)
7Farah, if you knew that you would get flamed for introducing politics into a tragedy to further your agenda - why did you fucking do it you two-faced piece of shit? Update: Forget politics, the media should be using this tragedy to promote our book for us.
7Lizard Boy on how Swine Flu vaccines are part of the creation of a Police State. (caution, long article)
7PZ Myers is an internet virus. BONUS: Jinx hi Jinx! rants in the comment section, calling Prof. Myers a "foul-mouthed bigot" and his fans a "mindless hoard of PZombies."
7That war on the war on Xmas (i.e. Focus on the Family) launches a website. (Thanks to Wonkette)
7A Discovery Institute fellow asks, "What does being president have to do with evolution?" Maybe the ability to reach conclusions from evidence rather than on poor assumptions and hunches?
7Apparently Glenn Beck is being politically correct.
7Let's arrest Obama, he disresecting(sic) us all by not properly saluting the flag! (One, the "law" cited is probably unconstitutional. Two, nobody in this picture is exactly "standing at attention.")
7So lets get this straight. Osiris was Cain, Seth was Abel and the Egyptian priest reversed the story to control people. Makes perfect sense. Now can you whole Atlantis and the English are Canaanite thing?
7Volcanic ash will make Europe less environmentally conscious and more right wing (I think that is what he is trying to say.)
7So increasing the police powers of the FDA is somehow a bad thing. Oh right, WND.
7Fanatical anti-Obama website says hello to Godwin's Law.
7While opining on an admittedly bizarre (and probably fake) story, Chrissy Satterfield, World Nut Daily's youngest whackjob, reveals that she wants "screening before you're allowed to get pregnant".
7The Health Ranger has a new exclusive interview with Dr. fraud Wakefield!
7Please let this be an early April Fool's joke. (Just in case -- (Warning: Poe's Law in action!)) The National Geographic Society postulates that a "regional" nuclear war could reverse global warming, but only for a few years.
7After the calls for civility in the wake of the Giffords shooting, union supporters in Wisconsin (who are, as a matter of course, all Democrats) should not engage in "violent" protests, as the Democratic legislators did by fleeing the state.
7Anthony Watts: Send denialist crank Tim Ball your money to fight Michael Mann! Donate today!
7Tim Ball is too busy getting sued, so John O'Sullivan is here to tell you how Ball is just the first victim in a new vast warmist conspiracy spearheaded by the nefarious Michael Mann and his enviro-goons.
7American Stinker, of course, follows in the footsteps of Whirled Nut Daily and attempts to keep birtherism alive.
7Prof. Henry A. Giroux: "Democracy" has nothing to do with elections, but everything to do with street battles and (of course) "formative cultures."
7A U.S. intelligence operative leaks new documentation of Dubya's blunders on the anti-terrorism front; journalists write a report about it. The report's comment section is promptly taken over by truthers, despite the journalists' repeated protests that they are not pushing trutherism.
7First there was Left Behind, now Terry Hurlbut is writing bad science fiction.
7A thorough analysis of Denver International Airport's Phallic-Satanic symbolism. I simply refuse to believe this is anything but a very non-subtle parody. It cannot be real. Or can it? (Warning: Poe's Law in action!)
7Everyone's favourite nuts are suing Esquire Magazine to the tune of $120 million.
7Seth MacFarlane: writer, cartoonist, comedian...thrall of the Illuminati?!?
7It only took a couple of years, but George Will buys into the "whitewash theory" of the financial crisis. (Update: Dean Baker responds to Will's latest nonsense.)
7The term "Arab Spring" is a counter-revolutionary conspiracy of the American media to keep the proles elsewhere in false consciousness. Never mind that it was coined by Dominique Moisi, a French writer.
7Filmmaker bawls "censorship" because the "liberal media" declines to distribute his anti-Obama film.
7Climategate: The gift that keeps on giving to deniers.
7Po', po' Rupert whines the WSJ
7Conservatives still don't get it.
6Republican politicians in Wisconsin vote in favor of anti-union bill; unions bar them from a Labor Day parade. But, no sweat, really; they would have backed out anyway, because the unions are ready to assassinate them. It's true; Brent Bozell said it!
6Michael Egnor seems to be angling to set a new high (low?) in semantic bullshitting by a creationist.
6Teach the Controversy is coming to a United Kingdom near you.
6The Libyan rebels are all CIA agents. Also, Abdelbaset al-Megrahi was not released for compassionate reasons, but because he was about to be acquitted and expose a massive conspiracy to frame him, carried out because somebody had a crystal ball and divined that Iraq was going to invade Kuwait a few years later.
6It was in the National Enquirer so it must be true!
6J.R. Dunn of The American Thinker on the "race card": "Accusations of racism have the same impact no matter how asinine, irrelevant, or ridiculous they may be." Perhaps we can start believing that once Jonah Goldberg's racism accusations start making a splash.
6David Icke: "Look at what what they're putting your water!"
6In what alternate universe is this not terrorism? And more charming humor from Mr. Turner. He's like Rush Limbaugh without the peace and goodwill towards all.
6Brent Bozell spends an entire column sputtering and ranting about Family Guy and it's creator Seth MacFarlane. Obviously the dreaded Red Beard has heard about the millions of dollars Macfarlane makes and felt a beard twitch. Note: Hellbent Bozo got his basic facts wrong. (Big surprise.) The song isn't titled "Everybody Poops" (the title of the Taro Gomi book that Stewie holds up during the video). The song is titled "The Freakin' FCC" and you can watch the video of it here.
6Anderson Cooper has become about the 1,000,000th person to make an immature teabagging joke. The mature way to deal with this: imply he is a homosexual because he never said he wasn't.
6Uncle Ed just wants to help those new, soft, firm, supple fragile Wikipedians.
6Creation Ministries International doesn't do sneaky deceit, like the lib-burr-ruls do; they come right out with theirs. In one breath they bash people for having the notion that ID aims "to introduce Christianity into government-run schools;" in the next they speak of ID as part of the "work of the Kingdom" against "the Darwinian lie."
6WorldNutDaily have found a way to piss $10,000 into the wind. They could have spent that money on building supplies for a bridge.
6Take that, Al Gore! Anthony Watts has successfully debunked (a dramatization of) the greenhouse effect!
6If you think science is a more reliable source of knowledge than religion, that's just, like, scientism, man. (HT Jerry Coyne)
6Shorter Flingbooty: Arguments from authority don’t impress me, unless I'm quoting Walt Brown.
6Gasp! LAX is a transit point for the FEMA Death Camps... according to Alex Jones.
6In fact, psychologists are hailing January 30 as ‘Happy Monday’. (or, as we call it, "advertising equivalent exposure" for the travel industry)
6"Parents divided on controversial daycare report" By 'controversial', they mean 'bullshit'.
6BIBLE BELT NEWS: Julie chats with a demon about tattoos--she includes a direct quote. All part of the "deliverance process."
6Mitch McConnell sends a letter that says marijuana causes death.
6Try not to laugh. CNN's got quite a blog going there.
6Why is Nicolas Sarkozy disliked so much by the French electorate? It depends. Arguing that "80 to 95% of journalists are on the left or far-left" won't give you points for objectivity, though.
6"National Petroleum Public Radio" has joined most environmental groups in selling out to the oil industry, as shown by an article in which they spiel oil industry propaganda about "fracking." Some say that the article is actually about problems with fracking; but they're all trolls in the pay of the oil companies.
6Mark Steyn pens the foreword to Geert Wilders' new book. ($$Buy now from Regnery Press!$$)
6OECD: You know, personal debt levels are reaching a dangerous 160%-la-la-la I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
6Margaret Wente: The disappearing influence of churches, Boys Scouts and Girl Guides is making our children into law-breaking douchebags! Speaking of Boy Scouts...
6The allegory of the douchebag parent now has an entry for the 2012 election.
6A metaphysical dilemma breaks out amongst WND readers, when even Ann Coulter thinks they are nuts. Update: And now Bill O'Reilly does too.
6Godlike Productions's owner posts a poll and pins it on the front page: Since You Don't Think Your Vote Matters - Do You Want A Revolution? (He personally thinks it's a bad idea.) So far the votes are 633/207 "for", and the comments are as usually golden. One of the saner voices: "If people can't get it together and at least register and vote, how in hell do they think they could pull off a military revolt?"
6Forbes argues that Canuckistan, with universal health care, an income inequality rate lower by 10 points, average income tax receipts in the 40th percentile, a VAT, triple the amount of unionized workers, and banking regulations worthy of making Alan Greenspan contemplate suicide, is more libertarian than the United States because it has a lower corporate tax rate.
6AiG explains how to properly fight on the forums.
6Binders of women, they're all falling from the sky!
6How Not to do a Presidential Endorsement, The Economist Edition: We support Obama...but his health care reform is surrendering too much control to left-wingers, Dodd-Frank is evulz, and we "yearn for the more tolerant conservatism of Ronald Reagan, where 'small government' meant keeping the state out of people’s bedrooms as well as out of their businesses."
6Because, when there is an armed and dangerous man at large, everyone should be able to just casually walk around in the street.
6Some people have sour grapes about astronauts educating others to advance the species.
6America is just like Austria in the 1930s. The Nazis had laws on things, the US government has laws on things as well. OMG, Obama is Hitler!
6Not just any kind of porn, radical porn.
6It's that time of year when Rush Limbaugh tells his version of the Thanksgiving story. (Hint: Living by the Bible Collectivism almost killed them. Accepting reality a little bit The free market saved them.)
6The Obama administration is trying to stop political appointments to the civil service. Therefore, the Obama health care plan is a Big Brother plot to make all Americans into civil servants.
6Answers in Genesis let themselves be fooled by an obvious parodist named Michael.
6A recipe. Cherry-pick concepts out of Buddhism and Hinduism, distort thoroughly, mix together, season liberally with quack psychology, and what do you have? Why, the mindfulness-increasing practice of Laughter Yoga, of course!
6Hillary Clinton gets a surprise presidential endorsement from Glenn Beck.
6Jinx, the hard working blogger. After 3 months of nothing, copies a news article and Wikipedia article, pastes it together and calls it a blog post.
6Ha ha ha, PMSNBC and Old York Times, ho ho ho! How does Farah come up with laughs like that?
6Crazy racist white guy vs crazy racist black guy on Toby Gerhart.
6"Mariano" has apparently consolidated his blogs into one überBlog
6Many latinos play your beloved baseball George, you ever think of that?
6 No Karl it wasn't because of exit polls that you had to steal Florida.
6There is a power behind Obama! Could it be.....Satan?.
6Ken is pipped to the post by Richard Dawkins in his new best friend's reductio ad Hitlerium awards!
6Barack Obama, super-villain extraordinaire, is winning the election through his mastery of mass hypnosis (PDF warning).
6Research into possible republican VP candidates was done at... Wikipedia[6] "Brickley, a self-described “obsessive” political junkie who recently graduated from the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs, told me that he began by “randomly searching Wikipedia and election sites for Republican women.”"
6There are no words to describe the sheer stupidity of these top ten lists. Bonus points for the Argumentum ad Nazium though
6"Crazy Tracy" stars in This is Why America Is Broken (YouTube, originally from "Now on PBS").
6Fair & Balanced... and stupid: Fox News cannot find "Egypt" on a map.
6After one day of prayer for Atheists to accept Jesus Christ, God sent the fifth-largest quake in history to Japan. She can't wait to see what He does next! (Warning: Poe's Law in action!)
6Words fail on this "Yes on Prop 8" video.
6"Dick Cheney was right: deficits don't matter," because freedom is slavery debt is money, and more specifically, the U.S. public debt is money belonging to the People's Republic of China.
6There is a movement to repurpose Mother's Day as "Mama's Day" so as to agitate for the honoring of "overlooked" mothers, such as young ones; the sole arbiters of who gets honored on Mother's Day being of course "right-wing conservatives" and Hallmark Cards, with no one allowed to honor anyone else, even their own mother.
6Let Quantum Woo Officiate your Wedding
6Obama and Social Security-ers? Release the Social Security number!
6Some Texans want to secede from the US. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, guys. (This letter might not be for real, but these bozos seem to be.)
6Public school, prison, same diff.
6Anthony Watts last month: The "mendacious" Joe Romm is "disappearing" comments from his warmist blog. Watts this month: My comments are broken, it's all Wordpress' fault!
6Newsbusters: "Peacenik" hypocrites.
6Come one, come all to the Heartland Institute's Denial-a-palooza weekend, starring all your denialist favorites like Jim Inhofe, Tim Ball, and Pat Michaels. (Update: Salon reports Inhofe didn't appear as he was "feeling under the weather" (geddit?) and linkfarms to further coverage.)
6Drum roll please! The Intelligent Design Undergraduate Research Center has announced the 2008 Annual Casey Luskin Graduate award! The winner is: Anonymous! Congratulations Anonymous on this fine award. The fact that the ID award is going to a history major (and that it is, quite tellingly, named after a lawyer) bodes well for the future of intelligent design scientific research!
6Ron Paul: "When a country is indebted to the degree that we're indebted, the country always defaults. We will default because the debt is unsustainable." Just like when we defaulted under Harry Truman.
6Conservatives want to do science by poll again, this time on global warming. Idiots. Everyone knows science is done in the courtroom.
6Freedom from the Rothschilds in Iceland is at hand, brothers! America's Rothschild stooge still reigns supreme, however.
6Bring on the debt default revolution!
6Another great "decline of Western civilization" piece from Whirled Nut: This time it's the fault of Marx, Darwin, and Nietzsche.
6The Rockwell-ians have gone deather.
6Thom Hartmann: It is an affront to the U.S.'s "constitutionally-limited democratic republic" to permit the courts to strike down unconstitutional laws.
6August 10: Gold bug Franklin Sanders, in a fit of irrational exuberance, crows: "Gold Price in a Parabolic Rise, and No Telling Where it will Stop." August 11: The price of gold really takes a beating.
6Just in case you were wondering, Mike Adams reminds us that, yes, Alex Jones is batshit crazy.
5Natural News parrots another report from the Scientology front group CCHR. Is Orac right?
5Chris Hedges: Images of the 9/11 "jumpers" have been expunged from public consciousness because they did not fit into Bushite mythology. Reality: The "jumper" images are even featured on war-hawk blogs.
5Bobo's latest train wreck is impressive even for him: Empathy is unnecessary because my misreading of pop neuroscience and philosophy tells me so, and something about Nazis.
5Ronald Reagan Phyllis Schlafly serves up Operation Coffee Cup her latest dose of paranoia, complaining that Obama "got Congress to ram [a measure] through the House and Senate without reading it." We can only speculate who this mysterious "Congress" person is. Remember, it's only OK to rush bills through Congress unread if the initials are "USAPATRIOT".
5"You're a heretic!" "No, you!" Ray Comfort and Bill Donohue revisit the glorious history of their respective sects.
5Despite the comments of two Republican Senators WorldNutDaily is conducting a 17-option poll on whether Obama is eligible to be President of the US. Results.
5Whilst brains are so highly evolved they appear to be "designed", they are still capable of making an argument from incredulity.
5It's great to be black in America, unless you have an opinion I disagree with. Best Quote: "The days of black pimp politicians and activists holding black Americans in thrall with abject deceit and the rhetoric of victimization have got to end." Actually the whole thing quotes well. The man knows how to turn a phrase.
5Worried about swine flu? What you need is extra poo! Prevent the swine flu by self-induced diarrhea!
5Vatican astronomer makes a courageous defense of religion-independent science, calling creationism "pagan superstition;" this really winds the WND people up.
5From an abstract of a creationist "paper": "Mutations in the Ebg system are clearly not an example of evolution but mutation and natural selection allowing for adaptation to the environment." Hmmm.... last we checked mutation and natural selection are evolution.
5Art Laffer: Polishing turds since 1974.
5The epic fight between a cold-blooded amphibian adulterer and a climate denying Mormon nobody! Who shall become the next Lincoln?
5Romney gets Bush's endorsement. For tension purposes, we won't say which one.
5Prof. Henry A. Giroux is upset that the media coverage of the Penn State football scandal does not mention Penn State's receipt of military research money, despite not actually managing to make a link between the two.
5Islam Q&A: Medical benefits of female circumcision.
5James David Manning notices that The Young Turks are talking about him...
5The military conducted a training exercise in Los Angeles recently involving black helicopters. Therefore, "it appears America is preparing for war against its own citizens ... If someone can make a suggestion for another way of interpreting this, please do." We would suggest Occam's Razor.
5Who do conservative lonely hearts turn to for advice? Chuck Norris, of course.
5Australia is a colony of the U.S., and Gough Whitlam was dismissed for attempting to declare Australia's independence. Similarly, the downfall of Kevin Rudd was arranged by the CIA.
5George Will on the importance of fathers...or something?
5The inhabitants of GLP on the John Carter movie: it starts with equating it to population control propaganda and goes downhill from there... (Never mind that it is based on books written in the 1930s...)
5What's just as bad as torturing Chinese Christians for owning Bibles? Liberal activist judges, that's what! Once your head hurts from reading that, read a rebuttal (self promotion warning) (6 August 2008)
5Twitter is alive with Americans enraged by SCOTUS's upholding Obamacare that they're threatening to move to Canada. Here's a sampling.
5A well-intentioned but ignorant racefail or a dystopia for the Stormfront set?
5Include F1 and NASCAR racin' in them Olympics ya'll! Poll results: 5% agree, 95% lolwut.
5Here's what is evidently the big "Obama may be is the anti-christ" blog.
5Kim Jong Un voted "Sexiest Man Alive". Note the source.
5Hel Gower on the official English Defence League Twitter account: "If those kids were children to filthy leftists, Adam Lanza did the right thing" Turns out the screenshot's a fake.
5WND shows why it is the gold standard in investigative journalism: OMG!! OBAMA's MYSPACE PAGE SAZ HE IS 52 HE CAN'T BE PRESIDENT!!11! Also regular reads will notice that they have added his kindergarten records to the list of documents they want released. Where's the finger paintings?
5WorldNutDaily shatters every irony meter within a hundred miles: SOCIETY HAS TO BE CLEANSED! THEN AMERICA CAN CHANGE THE WORLD! This in an article calling Obama a Nazi. Bonus lulz: The Nazis weren't fascists; they were actually Reds.
5OMG! Obama caught red handed illegally registering voters. Of course it's no surprise, seeing as how he lost the state by 200,000 votes.
5Daily Mail imagines a world without Thatcher.
5The Sun (not the Daily Mail, the tweet is wrong), in its rabid attempts to show the evil old witch was loved, try to pass off a picture of last year's jubilee as a picture of her funeral
5A libertarian drug policy: "Let the weak and the foolish destroy themselves for MY benefit".
5Denyse O'Leary rains down fireballs on a fool who dared to suggest that Intelligent Design wouldn't replace all known evolutionary theories in the near future. And... draws cartoon glasses his photo? Let's not rule it out...
5Irony in Michelle Malkin's blog: She wrote a lead article criticizing the EPA and environmental problems while a corporation posts an ad addressing the issues of global warming.
5First there was the birthers; now there is the paycheckers. Clinton is ignoring the "plain and unambiguous" constitutional provision: "No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States, which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been encreased during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the United States, shall be a Member of either House during his Continuance in Office."
5The American Family Association's news website, OneNewsNow shows their knowledge of geography. Just a hint - Mosul is in Iraq.
5"God answers Obamacare? Volcano halts air traffic."
5Volcanic ash will make Europe less environmentally conscious and more right wing (I think that is what he is trying to say.)
5Scott Walker seems to be under the impression that Wisconsin's civil servants are better off, even better off than Federal employees.
5Daniel Henninger isn't the only one who seems to be dropping acid at the Wall Street Journal. Check out these whoppers: "The Treatment of Bush Has Been a Disgrace" and "Why I'll Miss President Bush". Leonard Pitts Jr. of the Miami Herald comments on both. (The former more than the latter.)
5Last week, when his opponents were misinterpreting the Bible, William Rivers Pitt thought it contained a superior blueprint for living a good, moral life. This week, when his opponents know their Bible a little better, he thinks the Bible is for the most part a nest of savage, cruel gibberish that is hard­ly the best basis for the es­tablish­ment of a code of soci­al con­duct.
5GLPers swallow vintage John Birch Society propaganda "warning". (Sample quote: Ok, I watched the video and I must say, I would be a bit more interested in politcal elections if we had a candidate running that spoke PLAIN ENGLISH like this man.)
5While it can't hold a candle to the sheer nuttery of Science Defeated (see below), this article in "American Thinker", bragging about how the blogger was personally collapsing the economy to spite the Democrats seemed like the dumbest and most egotistical thing I'd read today. Then I made the mistake of reading the comments. The Stupid.... it BURNS! BURNS!
5An attempt to flog the secular religion trope harder than it's ever been flogged.
5Shame on you, Bill Clinton, for suggesting solutions to the U.S.'s economic mess rather than engaging in mortification of the flesh as punishment for crimes in office.
5Claims of a flat Earth are mostly a popular myth, therfore, climate deniers aren't scientifically illiterate hacks.
5Christian End Times fundamentalism, conspiracy theories, alien lizards, Richard Hoagland and Comet Elenin in a wonderful cocktail of craziness.
5After a boatload of exhaustive research, scholars have made an astounding discovery that would have passed for a conspiracy theory a few years ago (are you sitting down?): European empires used Christianity as an excuse for their colonial escapades!
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