RationalWiki:Best of the clogosphere
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| 139 | Fox News does it again. During a Bill O'Reilly bullshit segment claiming that the Wisconsin union protesters are really a bunch of hired thugs bused in from out-of state, they show footage that is supposedly from the rally which (at 0:15) shows PALM TREES in the background. (And for the brain-damaged Conservapuds and TeaBaggers who troll this site for the sole purpose of voting "down" on all these WIGOs, there are no palm trees on the streets of Wisconsin! At least not until now.) (Woohoo! The first non-CP WIGO to reach 100 up votes!) |
| 89 | Conservatives pissed at Latinos, because Vermont adopts a Latin motto. |
| 85 | If you're from the Daily Mail, and want to enliven a slow news day by posting aggressive false-flag messages on a Muslim forum ... you might want to learn how to use |
| 81 | VIDEO: A QVC hostess and a fashion designer trying to sell his wares on the shopping channel get into a debate over whether the moon is a planet or a star. All hail science education in the age of renewed religious fundamentalism. |
| 77 | PETA literally claims that dairy products cause autism. Fuck these people. |
| 74 | Fox News pundits strike again, telling their US audience that the English city of Birmingham is exclusively Muslim and is a no-go area for non-Muslims, and that Muslim religious police in parts of London use violence to enforce Islamic dress. The apology didn't take long. Update: Pundit claims his treatment was worse than being waterboarded. |
| 69 | The Heartland Institute attacks climate change with some flawless logic: global warming doesn't exist because murderers. (Update: "Oh, it was just an experiment to provoke people!" - because that makes it perfectly valid and not the stupidest thing in the world ever.) |
| 68 | Vox Day: If a woman says she was raped by a white man, she’s probably lying, because only blacks and hispanics rape. (HT Mammoth.) |
| 67 | Victoria Jackson: Muslims=bad, gays=bad therefore Obama=GAY MUSLIM JIHADIST!! |
| 65 | I guess they had nothing better to whine about. |
| 65 | RooshV rails against women for making him brush his teeth and wipe his arse before he can pick them up. |
| 64 | Bill O'Reilly thinks that there is no explanation for tides, and this proves that religion is true. (Apparently nobody told him about the star that causes daytime and the chunk of rock that comes and goes in the sky — could he be an anti-astronomy denialist?) |
| 61 | Alabama's Chief Justice: The First Amendment only applies to Christians, because "Buddha didn’t create us, Mohammed didn’t create us..." |
| 60 | The most embarrassing answer ever |
| 57 | Cathy Brennan makes one of the dumber claims ever made about RationalWiki: that MRAs use it as a reference site. Asked to back up this remarkable claim, she says that she means trans women, who she calls "MRAs in lady face." (Screenshot.) |
| 56 | Rush Limbaugh: "Hurricane is an Obama conspiracy to cancel the GOP Convention." |
| 56 | Believing in evolution is anti-American. |
| 55 | Female Texan GOP State Representative: Rape doesn't cause pregnancy because In the emergency room, they have what's called rape kits, where a woman can get cleaned out. |
| 54 | No! Not “Millions of years”, “Evolution” & “Feathered dinosaurs”. That's downright unbiblical! Sayeth Mr Ham. |
| 53 | American Thinker: It is "un-American" to permit poor people to vote. |
| 53 | Are these the two stupidest people on the internet? |
| 53 | The metric system is COMMUNISM! |
| 52 | BBC News: Scientists 95% certain global warming is man made Daily Mail: Scientists not 100% certain global warming is man made |
| 51 | "And they have found that with women who are on the birth control pill, there are these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb." Another dumb-ass right-winger with no idea how lady bits work. |
| 51 | "Liberals made me want to pull my penis off!" and other weirdness from American "Thinker". |
| 49 | Fox Nation: "Bikers Turn Out to Protect Newtown Mourners from Left-Wing Westboro Cult." |
| 49 | Alex Jones embarrasses himself on the BBC |
| 48 | Relevant to our interests: Rightwing Facebook page calls for lynching of Obama, gets taken over by Goat-obsessed trolls. |
| 48 | "Global warming isn't real because Mars has the same temperature as Earth." What?! |
| 47 | How to grievously insult Ray Comfort: call him a "bibliophile". (At least he did apologise.) |
| 46 | Pajamas Media sees an Occupy protestor wearing a hash symbol (#), to "hashtag" herself. Their post? OH MY GOD IT'S A "NEO-SWASTIKA"!! |
| 46 | It's easy to refute the entire contents of RW's atheism FAQ: "No, because God, that's why". |
| 46 | Outraged that Obama won? Make it your personal crusade to be a nuisance to your entire community from now on. "Do you work for someone who voted for Obama? Quit your job."[No, not The Onion] |
| 46 | NAZI MICROWAVES. |
| 46 | Teabaggers explode irony meters across the globe, as they accuse Obama of being "like a child in a sandbox who can't get along with others." |
| 45 | Women don't want to be astronauts. Bonus: "She never gave a man such necessary and life-sustaining love that he was able to do great things, such as fly into space." Sorry, Sally, being the first US female astronaut isn't good enough. |
| 45 | Kathleen O'Brien Wilhelm: "Deer Crossing" signs are stupid because animals can't read, and this leads to abortion. [No, not The Onion] |
| 45 | Ray Comfort is still riding the stupid train. |
| 45 | We aren't sure if God hates fags, but Satan fucking loves Lego. |
| 45 | "Convert them or kill them." Guess who said it? |
| 45 | Proof that evolution is a lie: Argument from X-Men comic book. |
| 45 | Justin Bieber is trans and ‘cut off his breasts’ because Obama’s ‘evil spirits’ misled him. |
| 45 | Pat Robertson: If you put ultrasound pics on Facebook, witches may curse your unborn child! |
| 44 | The Ebola virus according to Mike Adams and Natural News: It's a POPULATION CONTROL WEAPON and the only defense against it is CINNAMON, VITAMIN D, AND COLLOIDAL SILVER!!!!11!1 |
| 44 | From the archives: Farah February 22: the tea-party movement needs to take over both political parties. Farah May 11: you can't call the tea-partiers insurgents, they are not trying to take over a political party. Update: Farah September 20: "The tea party movement is not seeking a junior partnership with the Republican Party, but a hostile takeover of it." |
| 44 | Atheists vandalize my beliefs. |
| 43 | Rightwingers insecure about their masculinity open a new front in the Culture War: Equestria. |
| 43 | Go home PETA, you're drunk. |
| 43 | The Broncos' Superbowl loss was God's punishment for trading Tim Tebow. |
| 42 | Meet 8 fellow fuckheads who think Todd Akin has a point. |
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| 42 | Humans are so NOT from earth. Sunburn and bad backs are proof. We are aliens on a prison planet. I figured as much. |
| 42 | Roseann Salanitri: If evolution is real, why don't Eskimos grow fur? |
| 42 | Saying you won't discriminate against gays is "bullying Christians," according to those lovely people at the AFA. |
| 42 | Phyllis Schlafly warns us about the "War on Men," waged by those damn rape-crying feminists. |
| 41 | Bryan Fischer: Gays can't have children so they don't care about economic issues, hence they will cause the collapse of the western economy. |
| 41 | VIDEO: Sean Hannity during the Bush Administration when a similar NSA snooping scandal hit the headlines: "It makes us safe. You Dems are just soft on defense." Today, of course, it's Big Brother (The Brother), and all Americans have the right to privacy. |
| 41 | Pat Robertson blames the Haitian earthquake on a 200+ year old deal with the devil. |
| 41 | Disney's Frozen: a sweet fairy tale about sisterly love that turns children into evil, wicked homos. |
| 41 | RooshV, Men's Rights Activist and sex tourism guide writer, declares gays to be a public health threat, on the basis that a) gay people are inherently promiscuous and b) he doesn't get how HIV works. Further, he declares July to be Heterosexual Awareness Month. We are the 95.8%! |
| 41 | "The Men's Rights Movement doesn't seem to actually do anything to help men, you say? Well, that's because it's not supposed to, dummy!" - Paul Elam. |
| 41 | Vox Day: "The Germanwings Flight 9525 disaster could have been prevented if only the sluts of the world had been a little more equitable in their distribution of blowjobs." (We're not paraphrasing. Those are his exact words.) |
| 40 | We sorry to hear you've stopped coming to Church, so fuck off and die. |
| 40 | Pat Robertson shows us he's a terrible human being part MCMXVIII. |
| 40 | Jon McNaughton finally releases his one painting that says it all. |
| 40 | The average penis size is shrinking because of feminism, says Rush Limbaugh. |
| 40 | American Atheists: Fine, keep the Ten Commandments statue. We'll put up our own monument with 10 things on it. Ken Ham: COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!! HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!! |
| 40 | Brace yourself for the dumbest argument against gay marriage yet. |
| 40 | Rush Limbaugh: Obama is punishing people for voting Republican by having them groped at the airport. |
| 39 | WND paid serious money to have a plane fly over Cowboys Stadium in Arlington with a banner reading "Where's the Real Birth Certificate?" The domed roof of Cowboys Stadium. |
| 39 | Pat Robertson: “Beware of these scamsters, especially scamsters in religious garb quoting the Bible.” Thank you for warning us, Pat. |
| 39 | Ann Coulter: She "ought to be in prison for wearing a hijab." |
| 39 | A postgraduate student at the University of Lagos has proved scientifically that gay marriage is wrong. Magnetism proves that opposites attract, therefore homosexuality is immoral. |
| 39 | The butthurt is strong in Ken Ham: Bill Nye is like Satan offering Eve the forbidden fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. |
| 39 | Naturalnews give us their scientific POV on the missing airliner: "If we never find the debris, it means some entirely new, mysterious and powerful force is at work on our planet which can pluck airplanes out of the sky without leaving behind even a shred of evidence." Even Dumber: If the US can't find the wreckage, then how can we ever detect nuclear missiles?! |
| 39 | Normally when you hear the claim that Darwin was Hitler's influence, you're talking to a crank or somebody with Mad Cow Disease. You don't expect it from Salon. |
| 39 | Drafting a gay player into your NFL team is "trampling on the Christian community and Christian values," so we're gonna boycott you. |
| 39 | Roosh V: "How to tell if a woman is a slut? If she's ever lived on her own." |
| 39 | "Yes, I'm a miracle worker. Yes, I can resurrect you, if you let me kill you. What could possibly go wrong?' |
| 39 | Latest Truther revelation: Stevie Wonder isn't blind. |
| 39 | A former aide of the Reagan Administration wants several southern states to secede over gay rights and have the new country be named 'Reagan'. |
| 39 | Turkish President Erdogan claims 12th Century Muslim discovery of the Americas. Even with actual archaeological evidence, the Vikings still beat them, and you know the first nations that beat everyone by tens of thousands of years. |
| 39 | Hi! I'm Jesus! |
| 38 | Bryan Fischer advocates kidnapping the children of gay couples, forgets that the original Underground Railroad was for people who wanted to escape. Clearly, not an American Dad! fan |
| 38 | EN&V: "Intelligent design is not an argument from analogy. ... A bacterial flagellum is not analogous to an outboard motor; it is an outboard motor." |
| 38 | Texas Republicans, go fuck yourselves. |
| 38 | When a male general rapes a female subordinate, who's to blame? Women in the military, of course! |
| 38 | Ask a question at the Presidential debate - get a right-wing nutjob digging through your garbage. |
| 38 | "The left has its "scientists" and "economists" and "statisticians," while we have common sense. And common sense will win every time."(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 38 | Fresh from telling mankind how to get laid, Roosh now shows us the 9 ugliest feminists. Most of whom are damn attractive. No accounting for taste... or brains... I guess. |
| 38 | Call the Whaaaambulance. Creationists bleat that Cosmos isn't treating their bullshit as science. |
| 38 | The Coultergeist shows her patriotism, as the US qualify for the last 16 at the World Cup: "No American whose great-grandfather was born here, is watching soccer..." (That would presumably have included The Almighty himself.) |
| 38 | Ann Coulter showing what a worthless human being she is Blames heroic doctor for catching ebola. |
| 38 | Shit just got real - Alex Jones claims Glenn Beck works for Obama. |
| 38 | Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson calls critics of Indiana's religious freedom law jihadists. |
| 37 | OMFG, Richard Dawkins can't remember the full title of On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life, therefore God. |
| 37 | Monica Crowley from Fox News reminds us what Neil Armstrong's death is really about: Obama spreading Islam. (via Gawker, not The Onion) |
| 37 | Rick Santorum explains how the UN Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities crushes US sovereignity. Was this man seriously in the running for President of the USA? |
| 37 | Creationists understand evolution better than liberals |
| 37 | In a bizarre rant, WND's Eric Rush claims that apartheid wasn't that bad, because Obama wants your guns, so white folk can be murdered. Or something. |
| 37 | Alex Jones claims the Moore tornado was a government distraction, thanks to their "weather weapons." |
| 37 | I can see a rational debate concerning differing viewpoints, but smear campaigns based only on your idiotic observations about dating habits? |
| 37 | A truly, madly, batshit insane post from catholic.org on gender issues. |
| 37 | Here's a rather dumb argument you don't see every day: Instead of learning to tolerate and accept others' harmless proclivities, why don't we just genetically engineer away those proclivities so people can stay bigoted and not have to deal with them, and without any undesirables left to discriminate against, we can all live happily ever after! Of course, this is less surprising upon discovering this site also promotes such things as racial realism. |
| 37 | "Is this photograph proof that fairies are REAL?" |
| 37 | Eric Hovind: A few streets washed away in Pensacola is proof the Grand Canyon was formed in a few days by the Flood. |
| 37 | Today's best reaction to Obama finally taking action on coal: The EPA is a terrorist organization! |
| 37 | Ebola - coming to America to end the scourge of atheism, homosexuality, sexual promiscuity, pornography, and abortion. |
| 37 | Peer-reviewed journals are forcing political correctness down our throats! We need "alternative" journals so we can promote open racism and science denialism... uh, I mean, combat the politicization of science. |
| 37 | This is a new one: Gays now blamed for Spain's trillion euro debt. |
| 37 | Satan's very own metric system makes airplanes fall from the skies. (Warning: Link embeds Daily Mail.) |
| 37 | "Hebdo consistently aimed to provoke Muslims." "[The shooting] was understandable." Victim blaming lines you'd expect to hear from religious right-wingers. Except... they weren't. |
| 37 | Do you want to build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman... 'cause it's a sin. |
| 37 | Faux News just keeps on giving - how can you tell who the bad guys are if you can't see their skin colour??? |
| 37 | 0.9999... does not equal 1, because "women are deceivers". This blog is actually a goldmine of stupidity, such as these ones, so don't stop looking at it there. The author seems to think himself an expert on a very wide variety of topics, including but not limited to Dark Matter, Noam Chomsky, Evolution, and 9/11.(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 36 | Terry Hurlbut: Obama "rainbow" flag secret code EQUALS HITLER!!1! |
| 36 | The No True Scotsman fallacy may need to be renamed. |
| 36 | Democracy is evil, because it replaced good Christian kings. (Believe it or not, the author of this has a PhD in modern history from a respected university.) |
| 36 | NRO: How dare Obama call the Holocaust "senseless!" Update: You got me all wrong, so now I'm going to double down. |
| 36 | Only 13? Hint: It starts with "Both Hitler and Obama held rallies in outdoor stadiums" and goes downhill from there. |
| 36 | Ralph Barton was a brilliant yet mentally troubled illustrator who committed suicide just before his fortieth birthday in 1931. Ray Comfort has just crossed the line from delusional whack job to human shit stain by exploiting a quote from Barton's suicide note to promote his latest cinematic YEC-fest. (Anybody who still thinks that Banana Man is a deep-cover liberal and/or atheist should stop making that argument now.) |
| 36 | More creepy shit from the manosphere. Raise your son to be a male chauvinist pig by paying him to hit on women twice his age at the park, establishing friendships with neighbors who have hot daughters so he can fuck them, and becoming a regular at a strip club so that he might eventually take up your mantle. P.S.: forget age 25; women start to turn fat and ugly after age 16.. Thank you for documenting this bullshit, David. |
| 36 | Rick Scarborough: “Let’s sue homosexuality!” |
| 36 | Southerner talks shit about LGBT people, journalists feign shock. (The Rosa Parks of our generation!) |
| 36 | Ben Stein thinks that being big and black is the same as being armed. |
| 36 | Random Deepak Chopra quote generator |
| 36 | Rush Limbaugh: "Women sometimes actually mean 'yes' when they say 'no'." |
| 36 | Davis Aurini (that neoreactionary MRA/PUA/Anton LaVey-wannabe who's been begging for money to make a documentary about how evil Anita Sarkeesian is. Remember?) makes a hilarious video about the downfall of civilization (or something). Stick around for the ending credits; the laughs continue there. |
| 36 | Chelsea Clinton has a baby. Conservatives have a cow. |
| 36 | It's not the GOP's fault that funding was cut to Ebola research, according to Erick Erickson, it's because fat lesbians got all the Ebola dollars. |
| 36 | For your edification and amusement: The New Age Bullshit Generator. Can you tell it from actual sincere websites? |
| 36 | In a move that surprises absolutely nobody, Rand Paul starts spewing anti-vaccine garbage too. Hey, there's votes in dead kids! He went full Bachmann. You never go full Bachmann. |
| 36 | Of course the earth doesn't move, otherwise you wouldn't need jet planes. CHECKMATE, HELIOCENTRISTS! |
| 36 | The ultimate goal of UN climate panels is the "eradication of capitalism" and the worldwide institution of COMMUNISM! |
| 36 | Matthew Continetti: "I don’t love Spock at all." because he reminds him of Barack Obama. Highly Illogical. |
| 35 | Sarah Palin: Obama to wants ‘go back’ to slavery era. |
| 35 | Teaching Paganism and Druidism in schools? How dare they teach something I don't believe in! |
| 35 | Bill O'Reilly tells David Silverman that Christianity is not a religion, so Christmas displays on public property are okay.video here Also, atheists are apparently "fascists". Obligatory Silverman meme here. |
| 35 | A Moral Argument Against Darwinism, wherein Christian apologist Douglas Groothius apparently proves that Darwinism is false because racism is bad. |
| 35 | Yeah, the blood, gore and trauma are fake, you fucking scumbags |
| 35 | Circular reasoning is ok if it's "consistent," which is to say that it's Christian creationists doing it. |
| 35 | According to Stan Solomon and Phyllis Schlafly, liberals are going to steal conservatives' babies, to use in gay porn. |
| 35 | "If evolution is true, and it’s just all about the male propagating their DNA, we had to ask hard questions, like, is rape wrong?" |
| 35 | Finally - a grand, unified conspiracy theory: Chemtrails are killing organic crops, allowing Monsanto's GMO crops to take over! |
| 35 | Bryan Fischer: God designed the U.S./Mexico border. |
| 35 | The opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, Scotland, used Scottie dogs. This is somehow disrespectful to Malaysian Muslims. |
| 35 | The supposed "token liberal" on Fox News' The Five compares supporting radical Islam to supporting interracial dating. Even the other hosts realized what a major gaffe he made. |
| 35 | Adults should not be drinking milk because if you were a completely different person, it might give you diarrhea. |
| 35 | Science was wrong about eggs being bad for you, therefore we should harvest old-growth forests and ignore global warming. Bonus complaint about Pluto no longer being a planet! |
| 35 | Roosh declares that that the real way to stop rape is to legalize rape on private property. Then women won't put themselves into situations where they get raped! (Alternate link with commentary.) |
| 35 | Put simply: WTF?!? |
| 35 | If The Moon Does Not Rotate 360 Degrees How Did It Become Spherical? Choice quote by another poster: "If the phases are caused by the light reflecting off the moon, and the shadow because of the angle of the sun and the moon, why is it that when the moon and the sun are in the sky at the same time, the moon is still half, crescent, etc." |
| 35 | Glenn Beck: The kids killed in Norway were like the Hitler Youth. Update: Beck doubles down. |
| 34 | Birtherism goes to a whole new level of crazy. |
| 34 | It's an election year, so look out for more what-the-fuckery from artist Jon McNaughton. |
| 34 | Joe the Plumber sez gun control caused the Holocaust |
| 34 | Right when we thought the birthers had skulked back to their hobbit holes, Sean Hannity reignites the flames. What the hell, Fox? |
| 34 | Czechoslovakia? Hell, Obama's even abandoned Franz Ferdinand! |
| 34 | Institute for Creation Research: ENCODE "proclaim[ed] that the human genome is irreducibly complex and intelligently designed." (Compare with reality to see how many different outright lies you can spot.) |
| 34 | The Answers Research Journal have really outdone themselves this time. Read Jean K. Lightner's study of what mammalian kinds there were on the ark, and particularly check figure 18 — it's a stuffed toy. |
| 34 | Being the best at your game isn't enough. If you happen to be a woman without beauty pageant looks, the Twitterverse thinks you're just a fat ugly greasy sweaty dyke slut . . . with a penis . . . who eats tennis balls . . . or something. |
| 34 | Confidence doesn’t give men erections; vulnerability does. Choice quote: "The idea that women should have self-esteem or need it... is one of the most disastrous social engineering experiments of the modern era." |
| 34 | Rehabilitating prisoners will turn them into chemistry teachers, who, without health insurance, will start to sell meth on a grand scale! Only Republicans can stop this national crisis. |
| 34 | Holy shit you guys, they're putting up stickers! Cry us a river, RenewAmerica. |
| 34 | The state of American conservatism, summarized. |
| 34 | Rand Paul: Obama ♥ ISIS! |
| 34 | The latest |
| 34 | To be fair, science journalism just doesn't get much more solidly reliable than the Daily Express citing Revelation 6:12. |
| 34 | Don't think when liberals criticized Republican presidents, they criticized their collar fashion. |
| 34 | Anita Sarkeesian receives death threats, moves out of her house to be safe. Thunderf00t calls it "A new low in attention-mongering." |
| 34 | Glenn Beck is working on a new movie. It stars Santa Claus as a warrior who protects a young Jesus. |
| 34 | Pastor Logan Robertson: It's the Government's job to execute gays. |
| 34 | Please, in the name of Jebus, somebody tell me DIY fecal transplants aren't real! |
| 34 | Tim Schafer makes fun of Gamergate at GDC (it is literally an industry punchline). AlphaOmegaSin's reaction: he's racist and is commuting career suicide because he pissed off all gamers, because apparently Gamergate is made up of most people who play video games. |
| 34 | First it was women, now Ann Coulter doesn't want anyone under the age of thirty to vote, because they vote Democrat. |
| 33 | "Telling me to wear a seat-belt means I'm not truly free!" |
| 33 | Birther posts a YouTube video, claiming Obama should be publicly beheaded for treason. Then wonders why the Secret Service pay him a visit. |
| 33 | Memo to Samantha Brick's husband: GET OUT!! GET OUT NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!! |
| 33 | Turn off your irony meters for this one. Rupert Murdoch, owner of a vast, blatantly partisan news empire, tweets his rage at the "Jewish-owned press". UPDATE: And he takes it back. |
| 33 | Kent Hovind gets political - hilarity ensues. |
| 33 | The West, Texas explosion was totally Muslim terrorism, because fertilizer bombs were used in the Oklahoma bombing, and Saddam Hussein had a role in that. |
| 33 | How do you tell if someone is a real scientist? |
| 33 | Oh no! RationalWiki has pissed off Cathy Brennan! What shall we do? (The same we did the last time?) |
| 33 | Rush Limbaugh says Obama won't vacate the White House after 2016. (Truth is stranger than parody.) |
| 33 | Rush Limbaugh, in an effort to turn out the womens' vote, declares that we don't need any museums for women because we already have them: "They are called malls." He then brushes the comment off as "satire" and "parody", possibly not understanding what those words actually mean. |
| 33 | Uncle Pat knows why atheist women reject Jesus: It's because they've been raped. |
| 33 | Homosexuality isn't real, because there's no gay cows. |
| 33 | Daily Mail Femail: If your husband cheats on you, it's your fault and you should apologise. |
| 33 | Alex Jones shows he's never afraid to stoop too low for a rant, as he jumps on the "is Michelle O a man?" bandwagon. |
| 33 | The Patreon for neoreactionary MRA racist LaVey-wannabe Davis Aurini's planned film The Sarkeesian Effect isn't going so well, and it's your fault. Note also the tone argument. |
| 33 | Anita Sarkeesian on Colbert about Gamergate. The clog: the Gamergaters' responses. (HT WHTM) |
| 33 | Ben Carson: "Many prisoners go in straight, come out gay" |
| 33 | Dana Ullman: "Skeptics of homeopathy cannot answer: what are the CHEMICAL differences between an empty CD and one full of data or music?" |
| 32 | Before It's News' latest "Big Government BAD Small government GOOD" article: United States Senate wants to ban certain types of tattoos and piercings. Reality, and from their own linked source: the Arkansas State Senate passed the bill. The bill's sponsor is a Republican who thinks body modification is icky. |
| 32 | Obama Declares National Muslim Appreciation Month. Watch as Patriot tea party types get throughly Poe'd. People are very mad about it. |
| 32 | The morals of Ray Comfort: You can't say that God repopulated the world after the Flood via incest, "because “incest” wasn't a sin or a crime in those days." |
| 32 | Polar vortex? Just another liberal hoax, according to Rush. |
| 32 | Don't be mean to water - shouting at it hurts its feelings! |
| 32 | Coming up next: Napoleon Bonaparte gives advice on how to successfully invade Russia. George W. Bush on federal disaster relief. And, get this, the Wall Street Journal editorial board on insightful commentary! (The Wolf on MSNBC is at least more honest with his denial: "This is more than just an obscure Shia/Sunni conflict.") |
| 32 | Right-wing moll Phyllis Schlafly would rather have a Russian theocracy, than an American democracy. |
| 32 | Sunscreen doesn't prevent cancer. IT CAUSES CANCER! And sunbathing is GOOD for you! Note the conclusion - not sunbathing makes you twice as likely to die. That's something quite serious you know. |
| 32 | Conservatives launch a patriotic version of Facebook called Reaganbook. it goes about how you would expect. |
| 32 | "He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." |
| 32 | Corvettes and Creation. Apparently an attempt to outdo Ray Comfort. |
| 32 | Fox News: American Taliban. (Also, it seems the GOP really wants to lose the Asian vote for good.) Update: The military equivalent of "You are a douchebag." |
| 32 | When reviewers call your movie worse than Kirk Cameron's version, you just know it's going to be a stinker. |
| 32 | Arizona becomes the 31st State to legalize gay marriage. |
| 32 | Michele Bachmann: Five Moments From 2014 That Were Definitely a Sign of the End Times |
| 32 | A "history of progressive influence in the United States" by Henry Dampier. Or in other words, REDSREDSREDSREDSREDSREDS!!!!!! |
| 32 | The joys of Kickstarter: Wings create energy! So give me money for my new energy source that will stop global warming! |
| 32 | Fart demons. You know, the kind that drive pigs to suicide.[1] That's why there are gay people. |
| 32 | WorldNutDaily reports on the latest terrorist tactic, monkey soldiers. |
| 32 | Real political satirists apparently can't have political opinions: "When you're on one side or the other, you're no longer a satirist." |
| 32 | Rush Limbaugh, on assaults on American journalists in Egypt: Hooray! Rush Limbaugh, on assaults on American journalists in Egypt, after learning some of them worked for Fox News: Just kidding! This is awful! |
| 31 | How World Net Daily celebrates Free Speech Week: endorse treason trials for reporters. |
| 31 | Bananaman: Sweden eats horses because atheism. |
| 31 | Courtesy of the far-right Catholicsphere: relatively moderate new pope is in fact a horrific traitor to Catholic values. |
| 31 | Step aside, Glenn Beck! This is how you do it: a Unified Conspiracy Theory in chart form. |
| 31 | Glenn Beck furiously demands that if you think he's a "nincompoop" you must bring him the names of people that have predicted the future better than he has. Because he'd totally accept that and admit he was wrong if you did. |
| 31 | Cuccinelli losing the election was totally the fault of RINOs and libertarians, and had nothing to do with him wanting to make oral sex a felony. Bonus round: More whining and crying about those RINOs. This columnist actually believes Cuccinelli was serious about cutting spending. |
| 31 | Bryan Fischer: Christmas is in Constitution. Because dates. |
| 31 | Don't call God a psychotic mass-murderer, or he'll kill you. |
| 31 | According to NaturalNews, the "most likely explanation" for MH370's disappearance is that it's being turned into a "massive stealth weapon" which "can now be outfitted with nuclear weapons." |
| 31 | In which Pick-Up Artistry stops even pretending not to be explicit rape advocacy. WARNING: Return Of Kings. |
| 31 | Birds couldn't have evolved from dinosaurs, because the other dinosaurs didn't all vanish immediately after the birds first came around (yeah, like how you know your mom isn't really your mom, because she's still alive even after giving birth to you). Silly evolutionists! |
| 31 | Rush Limbaugh: "Militant vegetarians are going to breed and unleash an army of allergy-procuring bugs to get people to stop eating beef." ...Poe? Not according to the horse's diseased mouth. |
| 31 | Sunday school teacher "cures" gay teen by sexually abusing him. |
| 31 | Eric Hovind thinks atheists are hypocrites, because they don't protest Santa, like they do Christianity. |
| 31 | Joseph Farah celebrates Earth's 6,028th birthday by reminding us that the Bible has dinosaurs in it. |
| 31 | Kirk Cameron's new vanity piece, Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas, tells the true story of how Christians stole the idea of Christmas from the pagan celebration of Saturnalia. Whoops! Sorry! That would make sense. It's really about how the Kirkmeister thinks that pagans have co-opted the traditions of Christmas (which he thinks predates Saturnalia), and how Christmas traditions like the Christmas tree are absolutely 100 percent biblical. |
| 31 | Pat Robertson: Gays 'Will Die Out Because They Don't Reproduce' |
| 31 | Germaine Greer:Trans women aren't women because they don't have "smelly vaginas." |
| 31 | American Stinker has some tips on how to make young people conservative. (Long story short, just make out Liberalism to be basically the same as communism. REDSREDSREDSREDSREDSREDS!!!!!!) |
| 31 | Alex Jones sides with Gamergate. Because OF COURSE HE DOES. |
| 30 | Bryan Fischer: It's okay if Christians put faith before country, but Muslims can't do that. |
| 30 | Judge to Farah: fuck off, you loony. |
| 30 | Best reason yet to vote Romney? He has more sons than daughters, and that's a scientifically proven method for telling he's successful. |
| 30 | Demonic rape could turn you gay. |
| 30 | I can't even formulate my outrage at an op-ed like this one into words. Update: For extra lulz: guess whose niece is the author. |
| 30 | Investor Business Daily brings the Stupid: "People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless." and "The British have succeeded in putting a price tag on human life, as we are about to." Evidently, they don't know what country Hawking lives in, or what an "Insurance Company" does. More: Big Steve praises the NHS. |
| 30 | Bill O'Reilly tries to analyse and break down Gangnam Style, and forgets that languages other than English exist. |
| 30 | The NRA's silence on the recent shootings has ended; to nobody's surprise, the NRA advocates MORE GUNS as the solution. |
| 30 | Creationists admit that they can't prove anything... because they're not supposed to. |
| 30 | Muslim fundamentalist turned Christian fundamentalist, Walid Shoebat, has said that Jesus wouldn't have had any gay friends, but Muhammad would. Stephen Green of Christian Voice quotes approvingly. |
| 30 | Kevin Swanson: Star Trek promotes bestiality, because Kirk sleeps with aliens. |
| 30 | "Suppose ID wins…" |
| 30 | Tom Clancy, another victim of the Obama murder machine. |
| 30 | Paul Walker was assassinated by an Obama drone strike, "to highlight Operation Fast and Furious just prior to an unprecedented gun-related massacre in the United States stemming from one or more of the 2,000 assault rifles sold by the ATF to Mexican drug cartels." |
| 30 | Rabbi Rokeach commands all Jewish women to shave their heads and to stop wearing noisy shoes. Because noisy shoes were the reason God destroyed Israel. |
| 30 | Georgia snow is fake!! It's geoengineering, it's chemtrails, the sky is falling!! Meanwhile, in the real world, snow behaves exactly as it always has |
| 30 | Short, stupid, and easily refuted: 22 Messages From Creationists To People Who Believe In Evolution. |
| 30 | Pat Robertson puts a smackdown on Ken Ham. UPDATE: Oh, it's on, bitch! |
| 30 | American Stinker: LGBT people armed with vibrators are a greater threat to the United States than Vladimir Putin |
| 30 | Queen of the Birthers, Orly Taitz, is (still) running for Attorney General in California. If—and it is a very big if—elected, she vows to prosecute state officials in California who ignored evidence that Obama was not born in America. Pass the popcorn. |
| 30 | Well, God never said "Stop," so I didn't..." |
| 30 | We all now have a reason to see The Box Office Shrugged, Part 3: I love gooooold! |
| 30 | "I was driving and out of no where God told me that He would take it from here and I let go of the wheel and let Him take it.” And then God knocked over a motorcyclist. |
| 30 | Men’s Rights Edmonton go to SlutWalk 2014. It's about what you would expect. |
| 30 | WND's touching obituary to Robin Williams says he probably consorted with demons. |
| 30 | Pat Robertson Excited That ISIS Could Lead To End Times. Whee! |
| 30 | Ted Cruz's latest response to Democrats attempting to overturn Citizens United? They're trying to ban Saturday Night Live! |
| 30 | Female Faux News guest: Upskirt photos are totally legit, because you chose to wear those clothes, you slut. |
| 30 | A sovereign citizen goes out and tests his theories in a real courthouse. If you laugh long and loud at the last thirty seconds, you're a vicious authoritarian statist. |
| 30 | Turns out America isn't founded on Christian values, it's founded on Jewish ones. Texans approve a school textbook that claims Moses as an honorary founding father. |
| 30 | VDARE argues that a white man going to jail for life after shooting a black kid for playing his music too loud is an example of a "war on whites". |
| 30 | Here we go again: Mike Adams claims that the Jimmy Kimmel Live!'s vaccination segment is racist hate speech. |
| 30 | Public school celebrates Foreign Language week by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in a different language each day. Including Muslim terrorist speak! |
| 30 | Guess who forgot to reserve tedcruz.com? |
| 30 | A time dimension, a requirement of Einstein's physics, makes motion impossible! |
| 30 | Who knew? The National Park Service is loaded with Islam-sympathizers, who are engaged in an enormous conspiracy to make a Flight 93 memorial into a super-secret terrorist shrine and the centerpiece of a colossal (invisible) mosque. |
| 30 | Solved! There is no Barack Obama birth certificate, because there's a Barry Soetoro birth certificate. |
| 29 | Ron Polland of WorldNetDaily officially challenges FactCheck's non-profit status, which they clearly violated by claiming Obama's short-form birth certificate was adequate. |
| 29 | Where do I even start with this one? Homeschooled Maryland fourteen year old wants her state to vote no on gay marriage for her birthday. Yes, let's celebrate one spoiled teenaged brat's mom's choice to not abort her daughter by restricting the rights of a significant portion of the population. |
| 29 | Daily Mail: Ban online porn! - Just don't look at all the scantily-clad and/or objectified women in the right hand column of the Mail Online site, all there in the open for the little kiddies to see. |
| 29 | Obama - Apparently one of the "Left's Founding Fathers," right along with that infamous "proto-communist," Plato. |
| 29 | Watch some chemtrails break up due to spraying vinegar! |
| 29 | Donald Trump reminds everyone that Jon Stewart is Jewish. |
| 29 | Alice Walker of The Color Purple fame discusses "Reptilian space beings whose hybrid (part human, part reptile) descendants make our lives hell". When did she go off the deep end? |
| 29 | Welfare is |
| 29 | Welfare is bad, except when I do it. |
| 29 | Some PUA writes a whole blog post eulogizing his |
| 29 | Some poor conspiracist went into Apollohoax.net at full tilt, with predictable results. Open a bag of popcorn and enjoy! Accepting bets whether the thread will run to more than 50 pages. Weisguy resorts to (clumsily) changing the subject, forcing the moderator to bifurcate the thread. |
| 29 | Eric Hovind comes up with dumbest argument against gay marriage ever: "Squares aren't Circles.. Well, unless you count Aschlafly's example of how traditional marriage provides a greater set than gay marriage.. |
| 29 | According to Bryan Fischer. the US Constitution allows officials to make Islam illegal and to ban the building of mosques. |
| 29 | Scott Lively throws Chick-fil-A under the bus. |
| 29 | They aren't even trying any more... |
| 29 | Bryan Fischer: Gender discrimination is ok, because God designed women to be secretaries. |
| 29 | The solution to driving down wages and working standards isn't to actually enforce labour law. No, it's cutting all funding to all public universities! |
| 29 | Now look you, boyo, what it is, right, we don't want no Devil on our flag, right? We're bluddy tamping, we are. |
| 29 | The World Cup - Just another plot by Obama to distract the people from the important issues. |
| 29 | According to Michele Bachmann, not only are the child refugees bringing Ebola to America, but Obama's planning to use them for medical experiments. |
| 29 | "El Rushbo": Robin Williams died because liberals are never happy. UPDATE: Twenty-four hours later, he claims his verbatim comments were (a) misquoted, and/or (b) taken out of context. |
| 29 | Vox Day: Segregation now or elimination tomorrow. An admirer of Enoch Powell it seems. |
| 29 | American Enterprise Institute: Why the rise of cosplay is a bad sign for the US economy ... um, okay. |
| 29 | Keith Ablow goes all-out fascist. |
| 29 | Ben Stein: The GOP cannot even win a tenth of the black vote? This president is the most racist ever! |
| 29 | Alex Jones: Net neutrality is just like what Hitler did! |
| 29 | Oh, wait until they hear about "Born in the U.S.A." |
| 29 | Roosh V's wannabe Gamergate site Reaxxion reposted content from The John Birch Society, with only the barest dash of find-replace. |
| 29 | A (straw) Atheist abandons his flock. |
| 29 | The East Asian "blood types determine personality" is nothing compared to this: God Divides Us By Blood Type, complete with TimeCubesque writing style. |
| 29 | Teenagers across Britain march in protests against the Conservative government's savage cuts to education spending. Fox News uses this as an illustration of "a rebellion against high taxes." Bonus: they mention Tory front the Taxpayer's Alliance and neo-Nazis the English Defence League together. The TPA were not happy. |
| 29 | Gay Groups should pay for HIV research, because AIDS is all their fault. |
| 29 | The Top 10 most anti-Christian acts of 2010 - "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" |
| 29 | The Coultergeist's nose is all bent out of joint, because some journalist never printed an interview she'd given him. In a fit of pique she posts her replies to the questions and now we all know why it wasn't run - it reads like it was written by a 5-year-old. |
| 29 | "And he said unto them, 'I beheled Satan as 'Baraq O Bahmah'". |
| 28 | Bryan Fischer: The Tea Party ended slavery in America, which began in America in 1619 as a concession to Sharia law. |
| 28 | Rush Limbaugh: Newt's adultery is a mark of character. |
| 28 | Honk! Honk! Here comes the Crazy Trailer! |
| 28 | Hey Faux: Shut the fuck up. |
| 28 | Louisiana education: Slave owners were nice people, the KKK was ok, the Depression is liberal hype. And so a country's education system goes down the tubes. |
| 28 | Fuckwit wingnut throws a challenge to Bill Nye. Oh dear |
| 28 | UFO Chemtrails the FUCKING MOON!!!!11111111 (Warning: Lots of terrible music) |
| 28 | Sarah Palin keeps the "millions of bullets" bullshit going. Bonus: Do the maths and Mark Lewin has upped the ante to 1.58 billion bullets for the DHS. |
| 28 | Bananaman: Don't call me Bananaman on penalty of ban(ana)hammer. |
| 28 | PETA draws moral equivalency between being a meat-eater and being a rapist. Way to win people over! |
| 28 | An Arkansas Republican state legislator has a dignified, tasteful message for the people of Boston. Update: And now he's sorry (that he got called out on it). |
| 28 | Because this explains every question we had about vaccines.[2] |
| 28 | According to Alan Keyes, the IRS scandal is a ploy by Obama to "shield Obama’s secret collaboration with terrorists to create chaos and introduce a tyrannical government to destroy America." |
| 28 | How did he do that trick where he levitated by a bus? Prosthetic arm? Camera tricks? Smoke and mirrors? Nah: he sold his soul to demons. |
| 28 | Glenn, you do know that energy-efficient light bulbs cost you less in the long-term? We didn't know you were so anti-capitalist! |
| 28 | The reasons you don't like Libertarians: You're Brainwashed, you're a parasite, you're a coward... and worst of all, you're convinced Libertarians are jerks! |
| 28 | World Net Daily reinvents the blood libel, directed at Muslims. |
| 28 | The asshole who runs Nestlé: We shouldn't play God in correcting climate change, because I won't admit that I played God in creating it. |
| 28 | If you saw the Coca-Cola Super Bowl ad then you're probably aware that the wingnuts collectively lost their shit over the multiculturalism and depiction of two gay men to the tune of "America the Beautiful". Well, guess who wrote the song. Oh, and for any of you conservatives vowing to drink Pepsi now, P.S.; Pepsi is an ardent supporter of gay rights. (If you're vowing to drink Dr. Pepper, well, most of the rights to that are held by Coke.) |
| 28 | Texan weather station warns of a weather phenomenon, called a "haboob." Islamophobes lose their shit. |
| 28 | Just when you thought truthers couldn't get more vile... |
| 28 | Quantum Physics Proves there IS an Afterlife, says the Daily Mail. |
| 28 | Bryan Fischer: lesbians are the most powerful people in the world, who can use their Super Lesbian Powers to force a Grand Jury to indict. |
| 28 | According to gun nuts, ISIS is in Mexico. |
| 28 | Faux News stays classy. Just after Fox & Friends said Ray Rice should have taken the stairs, Hannity finds a female guest, who says Janay Rice "knocked herself out." |
| 28 | Somehow, not The Onion: Washington Times says "Montana Klansman vows to bring racial diversity to ‘new’ KKK" |
| 28 | Phyllis Schlafly wants Obama impeached for bringing in disease-ridden brown people who might vote Democratic. |
| 28 | National Review since November 2014: "Obama is an Emperor, a Caudillo... hey, let's bar him from making a State of the Union address!"(even though congress wouldn't have that power) |
| 28 | Anti-vax as cover for blatant child abuse: anti-vaxxers Vactruth claim shaken baby syndrome and Munchhausen-by-proxy are actually vaccine injuries. |
| 28 | Never mind "Paul is dead", here is PROOF The Beatles (as they were presented to us) Never Existed. |
| 28 | Yes, instead of noting that the NYPD shooting suspect had a long history of mental illness and the like, let's all blame it on the Ferguson/New York protests. Then we'll say there's a "war on cops" spread by Al Sharpton. Sheriff Joe, the Great American Sage! |
| 28 | Roosh V pens a little story in which a fat, manjawed skeleton warrior gets a straight white male fired from his job over a Facebook post in which he brandishes a gun and threatens Mexicans, prompting him to track her down and kill her in revenge. No, seriously. His readers applaud. |
| 28 | Null. |
| 28 | Moore, OK, gets flattened by another tornado. But hey! At least God left a sign that he cares. |
| 28 | “As families get the backpacks, books, and new shoes ready, we’ve got some back to school tools that will help you identify and push back against the gay agenda in the classroom." |
| 28 | Rush Limbaugh mocks |
| 27 | Atlanta truthers are so upset at Bob Blaskiewicz of Skeptical Humanities and his Skeptical Inquirer piece on truthers that they are resorting to ... satirical LOLcats. |
| 27 | How to be a complete asshole at your childrens' soccer games. |
| 27 | Looks like Britain still has a racism problem. |
| 27 | The 25 Dumbest Comments On Lowe's Facebook Page About All-American Muslim |
| 27 | Operation False Flag Feminist Blogging Is A-Go! |
| 27 | Sheriff Joe: "Obama might be Kenyan." |
| 27 | Coulter: A guy shot an innocent black kid. WELL THE DEMOCRATS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SLAVERY! |
| 27 | Answers in Genesis responds, line by line, to an email. |
| 27 | Lincoln Nebraska proposed LGBT protection ordinance: Best In Show! (5 min video, the gold starts straight away) |
| 27 | Mr. Pot Kettle Black: "Chris Christie is fat and a fool" |
| 27 | Faux Nation The blacks are coming for you As ever the comments are the best part. |
| 27 | Conservatives start their own search engine. With blackjack! And hookers! In fact screw the blackjack! |
| 27 | Mike Adams gives us his 20 dark predictions for 2013-2015. |
| 27 | Polish fundamentalist Catholic news portal Fronda takes Pastafarianism dead seriously, calling it a cult (Google translation) |
| 27 | NOM has gone completely senile, thinks it's somehow back in the 50s. |
| 27 | Bradlee Dean reacts to Minnesota's new same-sex marriage and LGBT-inclusive anti-bullying laws. I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning. |
| 27 | "On behalf of all of those people, I'm supporting our troops by saying we need to try, convict, and shoot Hillary Clinton in the vagina." (Yeah, this is the sorry state of conservative talk radio.) |
| 27 | More words of wisdom from Stephen Lennon: if Salman Rushdie had worn a balaclava while writing The Satanic Verses, he'd be alive. |
| 27 | A Beer company named after the one of the instigators of the Boston Tea Party makes a patriotic-themed commercial that mentions life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, "we bow to no kings," etc. But because it doesn't mention god, the second-stringers at Fox and Friends decide to use their three hours in the sun to try to out-stupid the A team. |
| 27 | Is this the best argument the arch-conservative Spectator magazine can come up with against equal marriage? If two consenting adults of the same gender can get married, why not allow human-on-dog marriage? Charles Moore seems unaware that Rick Santorum already made that argument years ago. |
| 27 | Bryan Fischer: U.S. Army Being Overrun With Super Gay Super Soldiers |
| 27 | Boy? Girl? No, lizard, according to You-know-who. |
| 27 | According to Ken Ham, storms are caused by sin, not weather. |
| 27 | The "National Director" of Patriot Action Network, Darla Dawald, has finally gone completely off the deep end. |
| 27 | What happens when one mixes Godwin, fear-mongering, American Far-Right talking points, and a heavy coat of bullshit. Note they don't back any of their information up, or bother to do actual research about Nazi Germany's religious system. It's really got nothing to do with Nazis- it's just their paranoid fears collectively put under the name "Nazi". |
| 27 | Americans. |
| 27 | Louis Gohmert: The civil rights movement was there so blacks can now discriminate against gays. |
| 27 | I for one welcome our new Pleiadian overlords - it's about time someone got rid of the chemtrails! |
| 27 | CNN anchor: Black hole sucked in Flight 370. Update: No, it was zombies! |
| 27 | Pat Robertson is sad that America isn't like Israel was in Jesus' time, because "...if two men decided they wanted to cohabit together, they would have been stoned to death. But we don’t have that in this country here.” |
| 27 | Who is it that really suffers during childbirth? Why, men, of course! I mean, risking death squeezing something the size of a watermelon through a hole the size of a lemon might be somewhat painful, but those heartless, inconsiderate bitches sometimes yell at the men present! |
| 27 | Allowing gay marriage would harm Kentucky's birth rate and the economy, according to its Governor. |
| 27 | The Heritage Foundation invades the realm of Net Neutrality. |
| 27 | Harvard Social Psychologist Jason Mitchell: "Replication as part of the scientific method is overrated because when I cook, it never comes out looking like in the cookbook." |
| 27 | Kevin Swanson: Abraham Lincoln introduced communism to America by attacking those poor Southern slavers. |
| 27 | Whites should riot like blacks to have their voice heard. |
| 27 | The ice bucket challenge is a purification ritual for the great human sacrifice. Bonus points for shoehorning in the NWO and the 27 Club |
| 27 | Say hello to men who hate NSA spying but blame women for being spied on |
| 27 | Just when you thought America's Ebola frenzy couldn't get any worse, Glenn Beck steps up to the plate... |
| 27 | Mitch McConnell: I can assure you, there won't be another government shutdown. Wingnuts: RINO! |
| 27 | Muslim preacher ibn Mansur is banned from the University of East London for declaring homosexuality to be a filthy disease brought on by "western culture" in the run-up to another controversial Islamic Society event. |
| 27 | Bryan Fischer says Michael Brown was "possessed by a homicidal demon". |
| 27 | Today's pseudoscientific Kickstarter: DNA is not a helix. The video is remarkable. (Check out the guy's website for some NWO-flavored religious grandomania.) |
| 27 | For the latest analysis on the SONA, we turn to Sandy Rios: "Obama used subliminal Islamic messages in his speech..." |
| 27 | VIDEO: If there were a Dunning-Kruger Prize, Ted Cruz would win it for his inflated opinion of himself as a global warming denier "who actually looks at the real data"; for comparing "accepted scientific wisdom" to beliefs in a flat earth; and for thinking that his denialism makes him akin to Galileo. (Starts at about 16:30) |
| 27 | Welcome to beautiful Pedophile Island. |
| 27 | Letting that house in Tennessee burn down was the Christian thing to do.( You need to select the black area to read it)(copied here for a while.[fair use?]) |
| 27 | Glenn Beck thinks that videos parodying him may be government funded. |
| 27 | Time Traveller spotted in a Charlie Chaplin film using a mobile phone! |
| 27 | Dykes should be allowed in the military, 'cos the real men they meet would soon set 'em straight. |
| 27 | What's the cause of the mysterious bird deaths? The repeal of "Don't Ask Don't Tell", of course! |
| 27 | Glenn Beck joins the queue of people lining up to blame godlessness for Japan's earthquakes. |
| 27 | In a TV interview, Obama says "I have an iPad." Fox Nation: "Obama cuts in line to get an iPad." Bonus: comments, as usual. |
| 27 | Obama: "Here's the fucking birth certificate, you morons. WND: Ooh look, a "birth certificate". |
| 26 | Pale Blue Dot refuted! Also, Sagan was a plagiarist. |
| 26 | Sodomy is responsible for "Freemasonic programming," because it "attacks the nerves at the base of the spine and causes something neurological to happen within the brain." |
| 26 | Don't eat the tomatoes! They're Christian. |
| 26 | Yeah, right, you didn't vote for it the first time around either, you fucking liars. |
| 26 | Vox Day, writing on WND: Legalizing same-sex marriage devalues straight marriage because that's how it works in economics! Also: "homogamy" is a word now. |
| 26 | Got to love those Fox News headlines: ROMNEY SMOKES OBAMA!!! (in pre-debate coin tosses) |
| 26 | Todd Akin is on the road with a "Women for Akin" bus tour (with Phyllis Schlafly!) and a new ad that features a woman who became pregnant as a result of rape and had an abortion, and a Russian immigrant who claims she supports Akin because not allowing women to have abortions is freedom. Must not have been "legitimate" then, if she became pregnant, right? |
| 26 | Hurricane? What hurricane? |
| 26 | Everything has to be political with you, eh, Doocy? |
| 26 | "We're doomed!". Rush Limbaugh lays down some heavy heavy claim chowder. Let's check back in "a year and half, two years, three years". |
| 26 | Vox Day tells us why Obama won: It's because all those darkies are not, and never will be Americans, and they voted for Obama. |
| 26 | Ice on Mercury ... confirms Noah's flood. And hydroplate theory. (HT Exposing PseudoAstronomy.) |
| 26 | Rush Limbaugh thinks TIME's Person of the Year shouldn't be Sandra Fluke, it should be him! |
| 26 | Sensationalism 101: WND Headline is "Apocalypse news: NASA warns of real threat" regarding Mayan doomsday prophesy. Story says? Children and depressed teenagers are getting frightened and suicidal over all the apocalypse sensationalism. |
| 26 | School shootings won't happen if principals have assault rifles - guess which country and which party that idea comes from? |
| 26 | You're a Christian woman? How DARE you read what you want, dress how you like and leave the house! |
| 26 | Liberal Atheist are American Taliban because the Taliban don't like Jesus either.[3] |
| 26 | Aliens, Zombies, Black Panthers and nuns all keep abusing the vote. On top of which gay marriage would impede America (or something). Yes, it's Kathleen O'Brien Wilhelm again (x2) |
| 26 | Not two hours after the Boston Marathon bombings, the nutcases are coming out to blame Saudis and Muslims and also falsely claiming that Wolf Blitzer was blaming the Tea Party. And Alex Jones can just go fuck himself. And the WBC predictably blames teh gayz. |
| 26 | Atheism is a form of autism. Also, all autistic people are atheists because they don't have a section in their brain for faith. |
| 26 | Andy's mommy: "the people the Republicans should reach out to are the white votes". UPDATE: The Center for Immigration Studies seconds her proposal. |
| 26 | What do you do when your monopoly, which results in the highest cellphone prices worldwide, is finally at risk? Create a propaganda campaign in which you want "fairness." |
| 26 | If you go to the MSN homepage today (18 August) and watch their little slideshow of headlines and puff pieces, you'll see the headline "New theory counters Darwin's evolution." Click on the link, and it will take you to this video clip from the Science Channel which, from the title, you will instantly realize is actually an old, discredited theory which is being presented as "new" by a "scientist" we've heard from before. UPDATE: Later in the day, the homepage headline was changed to "Through the Wormhole: Intelligent Design." |
| 26 | So... what exactly "pushes the pelvis upward" when a woman drives a car? Kind of makes you wonder what vehicles these fundamentalists are driving. |
| 26 | Pat Robertson catches foot-in-mouth disease again : "If your prayers to heal your deaf son aren't working, you must be doing something wrong." |
| 26 | Return of Kings: high school girls are responsible for school shootings because they won’t have sex with nerds. |
| 26 | World Net Daily: NASA! Blood moons! Jesus coming! Buy our book. |
| 26 | Fred Phelps was apparently excommunicated for "advocating a kinder approach between church members." Oh, and there's been a palace coup. |
| 26 | According to Billy Graham's daughter, a vanishing plane, carrying mostly non-Christians, "offers a small snapshot of the Rapture." |
| 26 | Gay Rights Advocates Are Nazi 'Homofascists' Who Will Kill Christians, Rick Wiles Claims |
| 26 | Cattle round-ups: un-American and "just like Tiananman Square." |
| 26 | There is only one man that can make Obama's foreign policy look absolutely sterling. |
| 26 | In which a neo-Nazi uses Roko's basilisk as a metaphor for da JOOOZ. 'Cos that's obvious. |
| 26 | So, how long do you think it'll take for an American preacher to channel Jerry Falwell and blame the current ebola outbreak on gay marr . . . Never mind. |
| 26 | Return of Kings: The Finnish Welfare state coddles terrorists, and it's all the feminists fault! |
| 26 | The producer of Ancient Aliens and The Curse of Oak Island appears on /r/IAmA: "That's why people [...] have to understand that a lot of [Ancient Aliens] is deliberately based on a theory, and theories are by definition speculative. Even Darwin's theory of Evolution is a theory. The Big Bang Theory is a theory, it is not fact, although some places want to try to treat it as fact, but most religions of the world, even though they are often treated as fact, are theories." |
| 26 | Obama Is 'A Homosexual Muslim Married To A Man'. So, what else is new? Yawn. |
| 26 | "Recep Tayyip Erdogan more and more resembles the drunken uncle who shows up to Thanksgiving dinner uninvited and makes everyone uncomfortable with his verbal bombshells." |
| 26 | Technically, it's a Poe as soon as you can't tell if it's a parody or not. (Vaccines. In chemtrails.) |
| 26 | You know what? Keep talking, Dick. |
| 26 | Bobby Jindal just took a new level in dumbass. |
| 26 | Calling pseudoscience apologism "Much needed sanity" doesn't make it so, you pompous, consdescending ass. |
| 26 | Are KGB Chemtrails responsible for polar vortices? (No.) |
| 26 | Evidence dinosaurs lived with man and went on Noah's Ark during the great flood. |
| 26 | Repealing "Don't Ask Don't Tell" will fill the Army with tv-style cross-dressers and corrupt our brave soldiers' precious bodily fluids. |
| 26 | Based on a comment made by my husband about a book I haven't read, here's why you're going to hell. |
| 26 | Palin's running mate? |
| 26 | Bryan Fischer: The latest Congressional Medal of Honor winner is a wuss. |
| 26 | Bill Gates thinks vaccines should be available for every child. Oh, right, NaturalNews thinks that's a bad thing. |
| 25 | Anthony Watts before the Berkeley Earth Surface Temperature Project report: "I’m prepared to accept whatever result they produce, even if it proves my premise wrong." Watts after the report, which proved his premise wrong: "I consider the paper fatally flawed as it now stands, and thus I recommend it be removed from publication consideration by JGR until such time that it can be reworked." (HT PZ.) |
| 25 | I'm looking for a woman who |
| 25 | The Telegraph has a bit of a pop at Richard Dawkins for having slave-owning ancestors. (Dawkins' blog on the subject) |
| 25 | WND cries "Media cover-up!" because everybody ignores their latest drivel about Obama. |
| 25 | WND: Hawaii birthers promising an October surprise. |
| 25 | Wikipedia is just part of the eugenicist New World Order conspiracy put forward by H.G. Wells. |
| 25 | Accelerated Christian Education schools are using Nessie to prove evolution wrong. |
| 25 | Obama is going to stage a fake assassination attempt, impose martial law, and suspend the election. |
| 25 | Science reporting at its best: PLoS One Study: Mitochondrial uncoupling protein 2 (UCP2) is induced by cellular stress... Here we show that natural birth in mice triggers UCP2 expression in hippocampal neurons. Daily Mail Headline: Babies born naturally 'have higher IQs than those delivered by caesarean section' |
| 25 | Start your facepalms, ladies and gentleman; there are two new chick tracts! |
| 25 | Is there a Watergate equivalent of Godwin's Law that would be appropriate for this? |
| 25 | If Biden has dementia, Romney has bi-polar disorder. |
| 25 | Homeschooled 14-year-old Kiwi writes a letter to the editor about gay marriage: If gays are allowed to marry, ducks could take over the world!!! Quack, quack. |
| 25 | Everyone's favourite political artist Jon McNaughton says goodbye to reality, states that US election result was God offering a "tender mercy" that we don't deserve. |
| 25 | Eric Hovind thinks dragons are real after watching a fictional mockumentary on Animal Planet (Uses it as an excuse to sell shit from his book store) |
| 25 | WSJ: Women must be kept out of combat because the men might be demoralized by learning that women poop. |
| 25 | War on Christmas? War on Religion? War on Women, Men, the Wealthy, the Poor? How about War on Fox News! |
| 25 | I retract my earlier suggestion that Alex Jones go fuck himself. He needs to go fuck a running lawnmower. |
| 25 | Happy Eliminating All References To Him Day! |
| 25 | Andrew Klavan: I'm not racist, Obama is a racist! |
| 25 | Everyone's favourite transphobic radical feminist, Cathy Brennan, has a new manifesto. |
| 25 | Courtesy of arch-paleocon Thomas Fleming: "Chelsea Manning deserves to be punished like the witches at the Salem witch trials." Does he not realize that the people executed in those trials weren't actual witches? |
| 25 | Alex Jones claims the Washington shootings are a "globalist conspiracy to discredit him." No, Alex, you're doing a great job of that on your own. |
| 25 | Craft store chain Hobby Lobby may |
| 25 | The Seven Most Hilariously Bad Arguments for Things Being Bad Arguments for Gay Marriage. |
| 25 | Gordon Klingenschmitt claims he has a mathematical proof of God's existence. Spoiler alert: No, he doesn't. |
| 25 | Compromising, militant, salad-bar Christians are pointing people to talk.origins and ruining everything! |
| 25 | Want to live in a world free of chemtrails? Then bring your 3D printer and help us build Orgonite City! |
| 25 | Poor Ken Ham. Not only is evolution causing young people to dismiss the Bible, but "many young people who had grown up in the church decided to leave the church because they saw evolution as showing the Bible could not be trusted." |
| 25 | Anglophones should butcher every non-english name because that's the Canadian way! |
| 25 | Albert Einstein: Shi'ite Muslim, who learned about relativity from the ascension of Mohammed. |
| 25 | The updated list of everybody Obama's killed. |
| 25 | HOW DARE ANYONE STUDY OUR IRRATIONAL BELIEFS ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE! If we shout "DEFAMATION!" loud enough, then no one will ever dare study our Denialism and conspiracy theories. |
| 25 | Bryan Fischer, the beacon of freedom! |
| 25 | More insanity from RoseAnn Salanitri: The UN is the anti-Christ. The Bible says so! |
| 25 | It had to happen... First celebrity Santa Barbara truther raises her head... |
| 25 | Ichthyostega lived in the sea, like a dolphin, and wasn't a transitional form. What? |
| 25 | (VIDEO) Deepak Chopra responds to James Randi and Skeptics by issuing his OWN million dollar challenge! With blackjack and healing modalities! |
| 25 | 'darn Texan education at work. |
| 25 | Keith Ablow channels Rick "Man on dog" Santorum: "If love is the foundation of marriage, they can love their dog, too." |
| 25 | Todd Akin just doesn't know when to stop digging. |
| 25 | Why do nice Christian girls post seductive selfies? Because they're ghastly, evil seductive sluts who don't love Jesus enough, obviously. |
| 25 | Ken Ham says there ain't no such things as aliens, because Jesus wasn't there to save them. (Scientology and Mormonism seem broad-minded by comparison.) |
| 25 | Okay, fine, the globe is warming. But it's not man-made, okay, it's divine prophecy |
| 25 | It was going to happen sooner or later: anti-racism is anti-white is now the mantra of Mo "I will do anything short of shooting immigrants" Brooks. (And he doubles down!) |
| 25 | "Dept. of Justice opens investigation into Foley beheading -- and this man will have more due process rights than college men accused of date rape"... umm what? |
| 25 | Alex Jones: Thousands of ebola cases being covered up. Proof? A doctor told me on Infowars! |
| 25 | What do you do when your attempt to slime the next Attorney General of the United States gets debunked because you identified the wrong person? Apparently you just put a little note in fine print saying that we got the person wrong but don't change the substance of the article. [4] |
| 25 | NaturalNews: Because of Monsanto, 50% of all children in 2025 will be autistic!! |
| 25 | In a truly breathtaking example of unintentional accuracy, George Will decries the "climate Cassandras" who claim that anthropogenic climate change is real. |
| 25 | Anti-vaxxers: Stupid is as stupid does. |
| 25 | "Georgia Republican Will Protect Us From Glow-In-The-Dark Jellyfish People" |
| 25 | Rush Limbaugh's frothing at the mouth again, because the Mad Kenyan is so entrenched and drunk on power that the Republicans won't be able to do a thing, when he refuses to leave office. |
| 25 | Ah, the self-justifying logical gymnastics of the typical |
| 25 | What happens when you combine Time Cube, sovereign citizen rantings, and Tennessee politics? |
| 25 | RealCatholicTV has dropped its YouTube video promoting the idea of replacing democracies with a benevolent Catholic dictator. As a substitute, Mr. Voris has produced this "explanation" that democracies become evil when they give too many people who aren't virtuous Catholics a voice in the shaping of public policy. |
| 25 | Joseph Farah goes from zero to martyr in under 15 sentences. |
| 25 | Global Warming Denier: "If there is one lesson to be learned from and about environmentalists, it is that they are utterly relentless. The ultimate goal is one-world government directed from the United Nations by unelected bureaucrats who are soulless strangers to the truth, to morality, to humanity." |
| 25 | Dear author(s) of http://www.slayingtheskydragondeathofthegreenhousegastheory.com/: You fail at domain names. You fail at book titles (and covers). You fail at climate science. |
| 25 | The Westboro Baptist Church is planning |
| 25 | After a deranged man shoot and kills, amongst other, a judge and a nine year old child, readers at WND conclude we need more guns. |
| 25 | Oh great, it is ineligibility week over at WND! |
| 24 | The music is calm and sad, the speech juxtaposed with shots of an idyllic life in the county. The interview builds to a crescendo of sorrow as the woman describes how the law was rushed through, without consultation, without referendum. This is a terrible tragedy... why did they let gay people marry each other? |
| 24 | Apparently almost every single man is gay. "Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman.". |
| 24 | Geraldo Rivera knows why Trayvon Martin got shot: Black and Latino kids shouldn't wear hoodies because they will be mistaken for gun-toting criminals. And whose fault is that? (BTW, Geraldo, it was raining when Trayvon was shot.) Update: Rivera gets a friend: Bill O'Reilly, who suggests the same thing...and then they both go to a sports event wearing hoodies. Then, Fox News stops selling hoodies after another site calls them on it. |
| 24 | Half-assed speculations about the Aurora shooting not enough for you? Let the batshit conspiracy theories begin! |
| 24 | Full steam ahead for the North Pole Inner Earth Expedition! |
| 24 | According to Sarah Palin, the currently-under-construction bullet train between San Francisco and Los Angeles is a "train to nowhere." |
| 24 | Fox News contributor Steven Crowder dons a bear costume and literally steals candy from children in order to make some half-assed point about Barack Obama favoring wealth redistribution. |
| 24 | Alex Jones also wastes no time, jumping right in and blaming the Connecticut school shooting on "mind controlled assassins [or] mind controlled patsies." |
| 24 | Indeed, trained ex-military professionals, protecting the most important position in the US administration, with a near 1 in 10 prior odds of assassination is totally the same thing. |
| 24 | Jack Chick releases a new tract. Tl;dr: the economy is collapsing and the end times are near. |
| 24 | WND decides to be really puzzled by the name some astronomers chose for their instrument. Also: "And what is the Vatican’s widely rumored involvement with LUCIFER?" |
| 24 | Criticizing the Texas Board of Education is just as bad as being in pre-Holocaust Germany. |
| 24 | Kathleen O'Brien Wilhelm is more than a one-off. |
| 24 | The absurd anti-gay documentary, Criminalising Christianity, gets a second trailer, equating homosexuality with straight adultery (even though gay sex is adultery under biblical rules already, go figure). Guest spot from Peter LaBarbera, professional closet-dweller from Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, comparing gays to alcoholics. We sure got 'em good there, Pete! |
| 24 | Orson Scott Card says that Obama is preparing to arm street gangs as his stormtroopers. (Why didn't I think of that?) |
| 24 | No doubt the author will be this passionate about where the President was born when the Canuck Ted Cruz runs. |
| 24 | Ken Ham: You see, we can’t depend solely on our reasoning ability to convince skeptics. |
| 24 | Workplace massacres? Now we know why they happen. |
| 24 | UKIP's Godfrey Bloom ingratiates himself to a roomful of female UKIP activists: "This place is full of sluts." |
| 24 | The hits just keep coming: Louie Gohmert accuses John McCain of supporting Al Qaeda. |
| 24 | Glenn Beck: The next mayor of New York City is a "violent revolutionary"! |
| 24 | Madiba is burning in hell.(Warning: Westboro Baptist Church in action!) |
| 24 | I'd like these two writers to debate each other in person. Could be the start of the romance of the century. |
| 24 | More fear mongering from "Energy News": Single diseased seal spotted in Alaska. COULD IT BE CAUSED BY FUKUSHIMA?!?!?!?! |
| 24 | Preacher doesn't realise Wonder Showzen isn't a kids' show. Hilarity ensues. |
| 24 | It's hard to keep track of all the jokes that can be made about this. |
| 24 | We're in ur global warming, giving you Nazism. |
| 24 | Human Events declares victory in the climate change debate |
| 24 | The "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse" sees a message about Satan and the fall of the Church... in a Miracle Whip advert. |
| 24 | The Freedom and Faith Coalition features urinal cakes in the shape of Obama. Keep it classy, GOP. |
| 24 | Oldman yells at cloud. |
| 24 | Guess who's getting blamed for the Ebola epidemic... |
| 24 | The Big Bad Barack is going to kill 25M people, and he'll call you racist if you object! |
| 24 | This guy has Operation Protective Edge figured out! |
| 24 | Islam is socialism |
| 24 | Remember that pastor that had his congregation eating grass? He's leveled up. |
| 24 | Ernie Land, the actual lawyer defending Kent Hovind, asks all sovereign citizens, freemen and other tax protesters and pseudolawyers out there to send him everything they have so he can actually put it up in defense of Hovind. (HT Peter Reilly.) |
| 24 | Another reason never to take the Wall Street Journal seriously. In a cross-promotion piece with the new 20th Century Fox film Exodus: Gods and Kings, they do their damnedest to explain how Moses could have parted the Red Sea. BONUS: Rival Forbes calls the movie "god-awful". |
| 24 | Ron Paul still can't get his crazy newsletter under control. ("No, I don't actually believe the Charlie Hebdo shooting was a false flag, I'm just asking questions!") |
| 24 | Now that the remaining Boston Bomber has been found guilty, Faux News wonders if Obama will trade him to ISIS. |
| 24 | Mere moments after Martin Robbin's "generic science article". the Daily Mail gives us an example. Notably, compare the headline with the first quote from the actual researcher. |
| 24 | Distant starlight problem. Solved. |
| 24 | Ike's great-granddaughter says she was recruited for a Mars colony. And was targeted by time travel surveillance. I think. It's even less coherent than it sounds. |
| 24 | Farah: The gays are a threat to our national security. Update: Now Coulter joins in. |
| 24 | Limbaugh: If we take away liberals First and Second Amendment rights it would reduce all the hate. |
| 24 | Jim O'Neill, being a little upset, vents his spleen in Canada Free Press: Atheism (being synonymous with both Epicureanism and communism) is a despicable, vile, regressive, debilitating, socially destructive, absurd, puerile, stunted, immature, anti-scientific, anti-logical, anti-rational force, responsible for political corruption, corruption among bankers, "America's moral decay," communist slaughters, the Holocaust, postmodernist bullshitting, the cultural sickness of moral pluralism, and the mass media's biased covering of the Jonestown Massacre, namely, reporting that Christianity had something to do with it. (Oh, and the scientists involved in Intelligent Design have made "admirable advances" recently.) |
| 24 | In an attempt to out-dick Beck, Limbaugh is amused that an environmentally conscious country should suffer an earthquake. |
| 24 | Bryan Fischer: The First Amendment doesn't apply to Muslims; America is just being nice by letting them have freedom of religion. |
| 24 | Got AIDS? Drink water! |
| 23 | Standing is socialism! |
| 23 | Microwaves destroy the DNA in water. |
| 23 | David Coppedge, the creationist suing NASA for discriminatory dismissal, has submitted his legal brief. It is ... bizarre. (Transcript, commentary.) |
| 23 | Donald Trump hops off the birther bandwagon and onto the anti-vax bandwagon. |
| 23 | A complicated array of political views, upbringing and social conditions, cumulating in delusional paranoia and an increasing hatred of out-groups? Nah video games dunnit. |
| 23 | John Derbyshire doubles down: "White supremacy, in the sense of a society in which key decisions are made by white Europeans, is one of the better arrangements History has come up with." |
| 23 | 14 year old boy hangs himself. To most of us, tragic. To the Daily Mail, an opportunity to score points in its ridiculous crusade against having fun. |
| 23 | Press TV discusses how Islam was viewed in "the British Isles, the largest island in Europe, during the reign of rulers such as George Orwell". |
| 23 | Ray Comfort's movie about John Lennon's christianity wins an award. Never mind that the closing date for submissions is at the beginning of March... Bonus: Comments include a lunatic claiming a British/Illuminati conspiracy behind the Beatles to destroy America. |
| 23 | Bill O'Reilly freaks the fuck out. |
| 23 | So, what's on sale at WND? Gas Masks. PS They're Russian. |
| 23 | Eight years after the fact, Uncommon Descent defends Michael Behe's lacklustre performance at Kitzmiller v. Dover. Apparently, ID is only "based upon complexity appearing at the outset of life when life first arose, and the complexity that appears during the Cambrian Explosion." Shifting the goalposts much? |
| 23 | Ok Trump, have it your way. Let him die, we'll never know if he has larger ties to terrorism, thus making American security even worse than if we were able to interrogate him. (Also, EMTALA, and this is Massachusetts, you cunt.) MORE: Behead him, like in the Middle Ages! |
| 23 | The rapture starts on September 21, 2009. Get your tickets now! Add: ...So, is anyone you know missing? UPDATE: No, wait, I mean October 21 (date updated on page!)UPDATE: Uhh... Fall 2009. That's it. |
| 23 | The inevitable conspiracy theories about the Woolwich terror attack surface. (Check the end of the article, it's the last guy you'd expect who's debunking it) |
| 23 | Nick Griffin: Colossal pervert... |
| 23 | England insults Turkey, because they symbolically eat Ottoman men at Christmas. |
| 23 | Remember, it's only "mob rule" and improper when it's something you didn't want. |
| 23 | Two Colorado pastors have analyzed this week's western heat wave and rash of wildfires and are sure they know who to blame. Yep, it's the gays. UPDATE: The same pair also have another group of likely culprits in their sights: Women who wear pantsuits and hats. |
| 23 | So, who "suffer(s) from psychosis in much the same way that a serial killer does"? Why, it's certainly not those for whom "(t)he presence of God is surprisingly easy to ‘sense’ and thus prove." The writer seems to have confused "psychosis" -- a psychological episode wherein a person suffers a break with reality -- with "psychopathy." He should also check up on the meaning of "cognitive dissonance" while he's at it. |
| 23 | Truly one picture is worth a thousand clogo posts. (see here for a simple but snarkilicious take on the original) |
| 23 | The persecution complex is strong with this one. |
| 23 | Bananaman says he'll release the unedited footage of "Evolution vs God," provided American Atheists can "convince him with a good reason to." |
| 23 | Glenn Beck goes from "Everyone is a Progressive Nazi" nutty to straight-up British Israelism nutty — or rather, American Israelism. |
| 23 | A Voice For Men: Bitcoin will bring the downfall of feminism. |
| 23 | Veterans Today: The missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 may be used in a U.S. false-flag terror attack... in Ukraine. |
| 23 | I truly want to believe this is happening... Erick Erickson must be playing Werewolf: The Apocolypse, because he's howling with outrage that a LARPer is running for office. Update: An article about nerds, religion and politics -Erickson's article is cited |
| 23 | Google didn't have an Easter doodle. Three guesses who's shitting in their pants over it. |
| 23 | Yep, Russia's screwed. |
| 23 | Putin's special envoy to Ukraine: Pro-Russian separatists' release of hostages "testifies to (their) courage and humanism." |
| 23 | The Black Pill, aka Omega Virgin Revolt: Hitler screwed up female plans for male genocide. "Stalin’s purges were effectively very feminist." |
| 23 | Catholic blogger Mark Shea has been suckered by a troll posing as ex-follower of Dark Enlightenment. Sith Lords? Legolas? Really? PZ Myers also swallows the Poe whole. |
| 23 | allaboutgod.com obliviously continues to promote the death of children through faith healing |
| 23 | Burger King sold a Gay Pride burger in one San Francisco store earlier this month. Bryan Fischer, of course, fears that Christians might eat one accidentally. |
| 23 | Mike Adams, Part II: "Mike Adams Builds a Naturalnews Nazi Time Machine". Death threats, false flags, and forensic Javascript analysis! |
| 23 | No terror babies in 'Murrican wombs! |
| 23 | Ebola might just be the bestest thing evah for religious fucktards to spread their message of impending DOOM. |
| 23 | Ok, I admit ISIS isn't the antichrist, bit they still fulfill a bunch of other prophecy! |
| 23 | Blackwater founder Erik Prince wants you to know that the Middle East needs humanitarian mercenaries from a humanitarian company like his. |
| 23 | According to RoseAnn Salanitri, Satan fucked with the First Amendment, because Muslims |
| 23 | Worried about all this giving malarkey? Peter Schwartz of the Ayn Rand Institute tells you how to celebrate Christmas the Objectivist way. |
| 23 | Not just the wrong Austrian, but the not even wrong Austrian. #wholebottle |
| 23 | PZ Myers is apparently an MRA. At least, according to the TERFs. (Note: What really happened.) |
| 23 | Farah, did you ever consider that the confusion could be caused by the fact nobody else uses your simplistic view of left-right politics? |
| 23 | Creationists and humor together. Fail. Hat tip |
| 23 | In today's attempt to redefine bizarre, Rush Limbaugh dismisses breast feeding preventing obesity as an "Old Wives Tale". Irony meter broken, let Freudian speculation begin!! |
| 23 | Jesus was a teabagger. |
| 23 | The end of the world is nigh (ish). |
| 23 | Just in time for Halloween, Focus on the Family has issued a 16 page PDF horror tale called "Letter from 2012 in Obama's America". Among the "scary" future events: Justices Kennedy and Scalia have joined Justices Stevens and Ginsburg in retirement; all heterosexuals are second-class citizens; the U.S. military has been withdrawn from Iraq; universal healthcare; reinstatement of the Fairness Doctrine; and (GASP!!!!!!!) Bush Administration officials are being prosecuted for war crimes! Oh, the humanity! |
| 23 | Psychiatrists Preying On GLP Users! Or not: a UK doctoral student tries to conduct a survey in Godlike Productions (GLP) for his PhD thesis on conspiracy theorists and asks the webmaster for help. The regulars' persecution complex shoots to the sky. |
| 23 | Clownhall's Dennis Prager lays out the case for marital rape. Most points can be summarized as "Because he wants to." |
| 23 | Regarding the mass homeopathic "overdoses" by the 10:23 campaign, Natural News ponders "Why won't homeopathy skeptics drink their own medicine?" The answer being, of course, that they are under the febrile delusion that electrons are physical objects rather than "vibrations." |
| 23 | British Columbia pastor writes an op-ed calling evolution "magical, medieval sorcery." Either a lobe of this guy's brain is dedicated to cognitive dissonance and denialism, or he just wrote one of the greatest parodies ever. |
| 22 | CMI: The idea of "junk DNA" is junk, because cells would not bother copying such DNA; DNA was instead coded up by God. Apparently this Divine Software Engineer would not dream of using such a thing as an error-correcting code. Also apparently, each cell qualifies as a member of MENSA and knows right off the bat which DNA is junk and which is not. Ironically enough, it is proved (and already was when the article was published) that "junk DNA" is not junk at all, but actually regulates gene activity. Studies of change in those "regulator genes" as what was formerly called "junk DNA" is now called actually provides more evidence for evolution. |
| 22 | CERN |
| 22 | Let's string pro-vaccine people up! As in, literally lynch employees of the CDC |
| 22 | Michele Bachmann (R-Mars) is "Biblically qualified" to be President. |
| 22 | Sean Hannity: "Obama didn't really want Bin Laden dead...' |
| 22 | A series of cute cartoons thoroughly showing how Darwin was wrong. |
| 22 | Disco 'Toot on Wikipedia: a bunch of layabouts who should get proper jobs. |
| 22 | Michael Savage: Roberts only supported Obamacare because his epilepsy medication affects his cognition. |
| 22 | The Aurora shootings are evolution's fault. |
| 22 | It's official! Ham's Ark will have fire-breathing dragons! |
| 22 | A local Tory writes: Facts are stupid things. You can use them to prove anything that's remotely true. Take that, "science!" Followup: You're all sooo mean. |
| 22 | Possible Mouse Like Skull appears in Mars Rover Picture? I'm sorry, GLP, but Biker Mice from Mars was not a documentary. |
| 22 | Like son, like mother. |
| 22 | Whoa, shitbag, can you repeat that again? |
| 22 | Was teenage Obama's poem about monkeys actually a coded attack on Jews? |
| 22 | Repeat after me: correlation does not equal causation. |
| 22 | Tea Party Nation founder (and WND contributor), Judson Phillips, tries to come up with a way to bypass the Electoral College and put the Presidential election to the House. (PS, it wouldn't work.) |
| 22 | Charles Krauthammer engages in some hardcore projection, says Obama "Not Trying To Fix Our Fiscal Issues And Problems; He's Trying To Destroy The Republicans". |
| 22 | Here's an idea. Let's try to make subjugating human rights into a gentle, reassuring video! |
| 22 | "Legitimate rape" is back. |
| 22 | Rush Limbaugh takes being a vile excuse for a human being to whole new depths. |
| 22 | That moment when you realize that It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is a parody of Fox and Friends: Germany is more successful in using solar energy because Germany gets more sunlight than the United States. |
| 22 | Pat Robertson: Islam is not a religion. It's an economic system. |
| 22 | Pat Robertson: Pray over your shopping, because demons. |
| 22 | Worth a read just to see a man who is famous for his anti-gay rants, thinks prostitutes aren't actually human beings, downplayed the Rwandan genocide because the victims were black, thinks the gypsies should be hated and shot at, and recently drove a woman to her death through harassing her in a newspaper, type the words "I've always considered myself a liberal in the truest sense of the word." (Warning: Daily Mail.) |
| 22 | Bush kept us safe for 8 years! |
| 22 | Now you too can meet the wingnut of your dreams - Alex Jones has a dating site. |
| 22 | Mama Schlafly calls for the return of the House Committee for UnAmerican Activies, this time going for Muslims. |
| 22 | Yoga leads to Satanic possession, but don't worry - good Christians can do Praisemoves instead! |
| 22 | Father of the defendant in the Trayvon Martin case releases an e-book on the day the trial starts, says the real racists are... wait for it... black people. |
| 22 | The reason why young people are |
| 22 | Fox News claims that Anthony Weiner's wife Huma Abedin has links to the Muslim Brotherhood and al-Qaeda on the basis of a Congressional exposé from the always reasonable and sane Michele Bachmann. |
| 22 | At last, RenewAmerica proposes an actual mechanism by which same-sex marriage will destroy heterosexual marriage! Women will all marry each other, take all the legal privilege from men and steal their sperm. |
| 22 | More nonsense from Pat: “Gay people deliberately spread HIV/AIDS by cutting people with special rings.” Apparently, it is also illegal to talk about AIDS. |
| 22 | What's causing the spread of acceptance of gay people and the embrace of same-sex marriage? Mind control. Obviously. |
| 22 | Before It's News says the next winter will have the WORST WEATHER IN 1000 YEARS! |
| 22 | Deepak Chopra complains about those nasty skeptics who won't let him make his Wikipedia biography more loveable. |
| 22 | Masculist website Return of Kings runs a comedy piece on identifying transwomen. Choice sample: "Trannies have cut marks on their bodies". See also the response from Man Boobz. |
| 22 | Don't Talk! Date! The "Council on Biblical Manhood and Womanhood" dishes up some a-grade crazy. |
| 22 | UK tabloid the Daily Star, shares its ignorance of weather and climate by claiming Typhoon Haiyan will batter Britian at Christmas |
| 22 | Comet ISON harbinger of earthquakes, and just to double down on the crazy, it's also being accompanied by multiple UFOs. |
| 22 | Faux News claim JFK as one of their own. |
| 22 | Miriam Carey was shot dead outside the White House, to cover up the fact she was the mother of Obama's love child. |
| 22 | Teach your children to love Ted Cruz, via a coloring book. |
| 22 | Bryan Fischer, the American Family Association's homophobe-in-chief: "India's Supreme Court upheld a law passed by the elected representatives of the people. We need a Supreme Court which will do the same." Those "elected representatives" were actually... English colonists. |
| 22 | A note to Texas Republicans with the cognitive abilities of eight-year-olds: If you can boast that the head of state is a socialist dictator, he's probably not a socialist dictator. |
| 22 | Stop the War Coalition: Iraq was invaded under bullshit reasoning. Russia does the same thing? Go ahead! |
| 22 | Right Wing Watch are always pointing out the batshit insane things Gina Miller says. Obviously they are just tools of Satan. |
| 22 | Way to be a class act, Joe the Plumber, provided that class was How To Be A Dick: "Your dead kids don't trump my Constitutional rights." Bonus points for adding in there "We still have the Right to Bear Arms and I intend to continue to speak out for that right, and against those who would restrict it – even in the face of this horrible incident by this sad and insane individual. I almost said “Obama Voter” but I’m waiting for it to be official." |
| 22 | According to Bill O'Reilly, having a beard means that your family are Muslims and traitors to the United States. |
| 22 | If the GOP doesn't move quickly to galvanize moderates in the wake of the Cantor debacle, we now have a glimpse of its demise. |
| 22 | WND columnist Ed Klein on Faux News: Bill Clinton had considered using his own death to help Hillary Clinton win the presidency. |
| 22 | The Eagle Forum argues that the government is Constitutionally required to fight homosexuality. (Warning: the article uses excessive boldface which may drive you mad.) |
| 22 | Experience the wondrous logic of Ted Cruz. |
| 22 | Mike Adams calls for increased science education to combat scientific illiteracy. I don't even need a punchline for that. |
| 22 | Thought Catalog publishes one of the most grotesquely transphobic articles ever to appear on a mainstream website. |
| 22 | Of course there are Charlie Hebdo truthers. |
| 22 | Homophobia, the |
| 22 | Big Gay is here!!!!!one!!!1!!1 Image mirror |
| 22 | Mama Schlafly: Cops kill Black guys because the state forces men to pay child support. |
| 22 | Farah May 5: "I can't believe the media won't read the new book we are selling, they are not open-minded". Farah May 24: "I am not reading Newt Gingrich's new book, I know it all". |
| 22 | Joseph Farah is no longer giving President Obama the benefit of the doubt and has concluded that Obama is ineligible to serve as President of the United States. In other words, Obama has conceded ineligibility. |
| 22 | New take from WND: Obama's birth certificate actually proves his ineligibility for holding the office of president. |
| 22 | 1911: Joe Hill sings, "If you ... try to get something good in this life, you're a sinner, a bad man, they tell." 2011: Right-wingers have ditched that chatter and are now yammering about evil fringe leftists who champion the virtues of frugal living and other "pagan" nonsense, such as global warming. |
| 22 | Top Ten Reasons to hate Sarah Palin "1-10: Because she's beautiful, and LIBRULS SUCK". |
| 22 | The Confederacy still exists! |
| 21 | "Pot, this is Kettle, you're a fat fucking moron, Rush." |
| 21 | Ray Comfort: "I don't spell badly, I'm actually hip and cool and into texting, unlike Richard Dawkins." |
| 21 | "Teleprompters should be illegal, because you're speaking someone else's words!"...says the man who believes that God is speaking through him. Nevermind the cue cards, typed or written notes that have been used in speeches for over 200 years...so much for the literal meaning of "freedom of speech". |
| 21 | "Daoist practitioner" Ann Coulter knocked down the WTC buildings with chi fireballs from her eyes! (In other words, just a normal day at David Icke's forums.) |
| 21 | Republican Jewish Coalition Denounces Axelrod for "Nazi Imagery" The anti-semitic Axelrod called Romney a Nazi. Well, he implied it. He likened his negative advertising to a blitzkrieg. And Nazis did like blitzkriegs. More than Jews did. |
| 21 | 10 Racist Hunger Games Fans Who Failed Reading Comprehension |
| 21 | (Dis)InfoWars Special: OBAMA WAS BORN IN KENYA ACCORDING TO HIS OFFICIAL BIOGRAPHER! Peer into the flaw |
| 21 | *Blank stare* American fundamentalists are dumber than possible. I... what? I mean... what? |
| 21 | No doubt the editors at Snopes thought they'd seen everything. But then the spam generators at Obama Hate Machine LLC came up with this little gem for them to debunk. The saying "Oh, the stupid! It burns!" is inadequate here. (HINT: His mother's given first name was Stanley.) |
| 21 | Obama is literally evil and is actively attempting to destroy America |
| 21 | British soap actor says that the world will change dramatically on 12 December because we'll all start vibrating. Or something. |
| 21 | Roger L. Simon: Should Barack Obama take advantage of tonight's debate to resign? |
| 21 | The Daily Mail and its comments board: Man running naked? Disgusting! An affront to common sense! Not in my back yard! A woman running naked? Phwoar! Yeah! Tits! |
| 21 | Richard Hoagland: Curiosity spots "Martian Apartments" |
| 21 | Pane Andov tries to explain why the Sun didn't turn into a red giant on 23 December, as he predicted. Sample quote: A huge wave of negative energy transmitted from the thoughts of so many people, containing anger, disappointment, aggression and judgment had reached my bio-field. I had to use all my knowledge to block it since the thought energy of some is very strong and can do harm. |
| 21 | Commenters call the article "a howler. Humor [as] last refuge for sanity" or "Very humorous"! Others say "Liberals will be sputtering for a response"! And this humorous, devastating article is... yet another slippery slope argument against gay marriage. (It's just like incest, apparently.) |
| 21 | Apparently to some people, RationalWiki documenting the fallacies of "Release the data!" is akin to creationism. |
| 21 | Daily Fail: Multicultural disaster as school becomes better place to learn |
| 21 | Floridians building an ark this time... and they've already raised over $200! |
| 21 | The producers of "Atlas Shrugged" decide that third time's the charm. |
| 21 | "If Babies Had Guns They Wouldn't Be Aborted" |
| 21 | Boston Marathon bombing: Fox News and New York Post claims a 20 year-old Saudi man was detained completely contrary to reality. |
| 21 | Somebody doctored footage from Family Guy following the Boston Marathon bombing, thereby proving to some commenters that the bombing was carried out by the government. UPDATE: The author of the post has challenged his critics to open debate. |
| 21 | When conspiracy theories aren't killed at birth: Saudi "person of interest" is Bin Laden's son and the Obamas are protecting him! TREASON! |
| 21 | Rick Warren says that God and Allah are one and the same. This, of course, makes him a filthy liberal. |
| 21 | Rodeo clown, mimicking Frankenstein: Obama carried out a false flag operation and is the source behind the film Innocence of Muslims. |
| 21 | It's Monday. Time for Pat Robertson to kick off the new week with yet another inane claim. This time he dredges up one of his favorite standbys: How the demonic influence of role-playing games supposedly causes kids to off themselves. |
| 21 | More stupid from Stupid. |
| 21 | Hitler was a bitter beta male who wouldn’t have started World War II if he’d read my pickup artist blog. (HT Manboobz.) |
| 21 | Bryan Fischer wants more attention, so he spews his opinion about a Trans homecoming queen. A fine High School bully, he is. Yay Jesus. |
| 21 | Alex Jones Mad Lib: the recent (noun, place) shooting was a false flag perpetrated by (noun, group) designed as justification for (conspiracy theory). You should be (adjective). |
| 21 | Venereal Disease strikes again: the Taliban were justified in shooting Malala Yousafzai because uppity educated women don't have as many babies. |
| 21 | Cellular Cosmogony is back: The world is concave, the stars and the Moon are optical illusions, and the Space Shuttle had a hardened nosecone so it could break through the sheet of glass covering the sky! |
| 21 | "I cannot view Mandela as any other than a leader who engaged in mass genocide of his own innocent people." (The anti-abortion crowd weighs in on Mandela's pro-choice legacy.) |
| 21 | Sarah Palin will defend Phil Robertson's comments to the death... even though she has no idea what he actually said. |
| 21 | The Disco 'Tute literally thinks unusual molecules made under unusual conditions means creationism is true - it doesn't, it really really doesn't. |
| 21 | It took 12 days? Wow, Fox is getting more liberal. |
| 21 | The scandal of a generation! Somebody check if that isn't Lewinsky in costume! |
| 21 | Kirk Cameron is once again worried about the big issues facing the world: Fornicators and adulterers in church. |
| 21 | Andrew "Weev" Auernheimer invoices the Department of Justice for his jail time. And he'll only accept bitcoins. |
| 21 | Rush casually discusses oral sex in the alleyway with a trans woman via interview. |
| 21 | Before It's News defends New Brunswick cop-killer and gun nut, Justin Borque. |
| 21 | Bryan Fischer goes ballistic over same-sex marriages in Danish churches, but "forgets" to mention that this is because Denmark does not have separation of church and state. |
| 21 | Crank magnetism rings true for the far right as this Arizona lawmaker wishes to discuss the weather changing effects... of Chemtrails. Seriously. |
| 21 | Despite the fact that humans have been modifying plants for thousands of years, GMO's are immoral. |
| 21 | Psst... Israel... This is the guy that's leading your country. Update: It's getting worse. |
| 21 | Another Murdoch-owned media outlet decides to rummage through the belongings of dead people, and is forced to apologize. |
| 21 | The Wall Street Journal continues to shit on itself on its 125th anniversary: "Dear Israel: Violate the Geneva Conventions." (Of course.) |
| 21 | What do you do if you're a major website that is accused of anti-Semitism? If you're batshit-crazy crank media kingpins The Mind Unleashed, you do the most sensible thing you can do: accuse your critics of being part of a Zionist Plot. |
| 21 | More demonizing of homosexuals. Literally. Really stinky demons too, apparently. A "genuine prophet of God" told him so. |
| 21 | Faux News finally links Ray Rice to... Benghazi. |
| 21 | The Federalist apparently doesn't like how Wikipedia is run. They also don't like Zero. |
| 21 | Ebola is a hoax so you get vaccines that have biotech weapons in them. |
| 21 | So that's what that acrid burnt bitter flavor is. |
| 21 | New Ebola vaccine is Genetically Engineered. Dun dun dun. |
| 21 | Open Carry Group Member Is Arrested For Murder, Leader Calls For Armed Takeover Of D.C. |
| 21 | David Icke has evidence that the Parisian policeman wasn't shot in the head. It's not clear who he thinks organised this piece of street theatre - the Illuminati, perhaps? |
| 21 | The FCC voting in favor Net Neutrality is an impingment on my freedumb! A 5th rate blog checked their facts. |
| 21 | Germanwings 4U 9525 plane crash caused by ......CHEMTRAILS! |
| 21 | Killer Whales don't kill people, not reading the Bible causes Killer Whales to kill people. Update "I didn't mean that we should stone everyone to death, just kill the fucking whale!" |
| 21 | Yes, because the Government reforming health care is exactly like it shooting and running down protesters. |
| 21 | After WND didn't get as many invitations to the prom as it wanted, Farah has decided to take his ball and go home. Update: The history rewrite begins - "WND was the only established news organization to be denied a presence in the dinner Saturday night" |
| 21 | Victoria Jackson is mad at Christians because they allowed Barack Obama to be elected President. She also believes that her vote for Dubya "voted Clinton out" of office. (He was term-limited out.) Also, her father told her to vote for "anyone with an 'R' next to their name" because "they're closest to the Bible." |
| 21 | Were you so ignorant as to think that financial shenanigans had anything to do with the recent recession? Don't be silly. It was due to the Emperor of Japan having sex with a demon. |
| 21 | America is on the verge of outright dictatorship - by having an election in less than six months. |
| 21 | One does wonder what crime Chrissy Satterfield will defend next. After last weeks "vandalism is bad, but it is all right to vandalise atheists' billboards"; this week "theft is bad, but it is all right to steal US flags from Mexicans - especially if they don't fight back". |
| 21 | "I shall make a bold assertion in three paragraphs without references. Behold, I am correct!" |
| 21 | WorldNetDaily drops Ann Coulter because she thinks you can be gay and conservative. Also says that the gays have the Machismo. Update IT IS ON! Farah takes a subtle swipe at Coulter. Coulter on the other hand: "I will say that [Farah] could give less than two sh[i]ts about the conservative movement — as demonstrated by his promotion of the birther nonsense." |
| 21 | Google puts up one of their custom logos for Veterans Day. Idiots on Twitter are outraged: the red tail of the "e" under the flag looks like a red crescent. Idiot on Associated Content is outraged because Google caused an outrage. |
| 21 | "Don't Ask Don't Tell" is repealed, and the conservatives at Free Republic are... just a little upset. |
| 21 | Now the apocalypse is set for May 21, 2011. I'm sure it will be right this time. |
| 21 | Following the assassination attempt of Gabrielle Giffords, WND choose to link to other news websites rather than write their own articles detailing the events. Instead they write three articles about how the gunman was a leftist, how the media is covering up this obvious fact and that a leftist blogger once used the word dead in relation to Giffords. |
| 21 | Whirled Nut: Gay marriage is CAWMUNISM! Never mind that communists were not known to be enthusiastic supporters of homosexuality, a.k.a. "bourgeois decadence." |
| 21 | Darn that Internet! Christianity does poorly when it doesn't control the entire message and people have a free exchange of thought! |
| 21 | Heartland attempts to take on science and Science. |
| 21 | Teenage exorcists who say Harry Potter has corrupted the world head to Britain armed with Bibles and Holy Water to tackle hotbed of occult activity (warning: Daily Mail) |
| 20 | An insight into the motivations for libertoonianism: Saying the rich should pay taxes is exactly like saying the government should make hot women put out more. |
| 20 | Herman Cain: Liberals killed Jesus. |
| 20 | If Jesus had been aborted, there would have been no art, no architecture and ... no wine!! Therefore, Oh God. |
| 20 | Have fun increasing your flow of energy with... this... erm, thing. |
| 20 | The Institute for Creation Research launches a new blog: Your Origins Matter. Claims of conversation about "origins science" are likely overstated. |
| 20 | WND: God guided Nik Wallenda during his tightrope walk over Niagra Falls, and not his decades of training and experience with tightrope-walking. Not to mention his tether and a plethora of other safety equipment. |
| 20 | No! The Aurora shootings occurred because America denies the existence of hell. Also, any victims who were not Christians are now burning in hell. |
| 20 | Phyllis Schlafly |
| 20 | Jerome Corsi's latest theory: Obama may be gay and previously married to a man. |
| 20 | Jon McNaughton, still full of shit. |
| 20 | The Hunger Games, a society where the poor are subjugated and forced to perform by an elite minority, is exactly where the elitist-hating poor-loving left-leaning socialist Barack Obama is taking us (also, there's a poll to screw over) |
| 20 | Ann Coulter shows it's not just the kettle and Obama that are black. |
| 20 | Bryan Fischer doubles down on the "Obama is a secret Muslim!" "conspiracy", cites Obama's wearing of an object in plain sight. |
| 20 | 2012 will probably be the last US Presidential election ever, because Rapture. |
| 20 | You can't shut down unproven or disproved medicine because... because... erm... because SOVIET! FASCIST! |
| 20 | The National Review weighs in on the Newtown school shooting: It's because there were no adult males at the school. |
| 20 | George Will: Easy access to voting is bad because Hitler |
| 20 | Vandana Shiva draws a moral equivalence between GMOs and rape. |
| 20 | No, it's not a dance move, it's a secret Illuminati symbol! |
| 20 | The three most disgusting tweets you will see all year. |
| 20 | "Beyonce Admits To Demon Possession While Embracing Satanic Imagery" Sometimes these headlines just write themselves. |
| 20 | Russian fundamentalists sue to take back Alaska, to save Orthodox Christians from gay marriage. (Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 20 | Christians crying and screaming again about how being asked to treat gays with some semblance of respect is "criminalising Christianity". Note that almost everything about the film is still "TBA". |
| 20 | The Right are horrified that the man who "stole Obama's teleprompter" received 7 years in Federal prison, neglecting to mention he stole the truck it was in, along with several others. |
| 20 | CEO of the "Concerned Women for America": The Age of Enlightenment created the Holocaust! |
| 20 | Bananaman reiterates: "There is no sun." Checkmate, atheists! |
| 20 | With about 175,000 hits so far, this isn't new. (And if it's a repost, sorry for that.) Bible.org tells women "what every wife needs to know." (No, it's not a Poe.) |
| 20 | Want to fight the scourge of chemtrails? There's an app for that! |
| 20 | Why did Chief Justice Roberts vote for Obamacare? Because he was being blackmailed. |
| 20 | Sorcha Faal's bullshit is making the rounds on the wingnut pages again: Obama is requesting 15,000 Russian troops trained in disaster relief and riot control for "upcoming disaster". Reality: The U.S. and Russia are in talks to handle space disasters in the wake of the Chelyabinsk meteor crash. |
| 20 | The Daily Mail weighs in on the sacking of Professor Nutt: The trouble with a 'scientific' argument, of course, is that it relies solely on empirical facts. (and just for the fun of it, this is how it was reported in The Sun.) |
| 20 | Conservatives, don't even think about accusing your opponents of being sexist because they don't support your female candidates. |
| 20 | Not content with claiming Obama is the bastard child of Frank Marshall Davis, now wing-nuts are claiming Chelsea Clinton is the bastard child of Webb Hubbell. ("Now?" Where have you been the last couple decades?) |
| 20 | Happy |
| 20 | Gluten is Evil! And it causes brain damage. |
| 20 | Exorcisms are on the rise in Mexico, because the country is under attack by satan |
| 20 | Boris Johnson: 16% of the population have an IQ below 85! (In other news, 50% of schools score below the median.) |
| 20 | Ray Comfort: Paul Walker's dead? Let me use this tragedy to show you why Mormons aren't Christians. |
| 20 | Megyn Kelly is now a qualified anthropologist, essentially. |
| 20 | CNaV accidentally cross-posts an article from its Mirror Universe version, telling the readers how to apply for free government grants, and includes the money-shot line "The benefit that remains associated with the grants/government programs is that there is no need to pay anyone back." The visual of Terry with a goatee is left to the reader's imagination... (UPDATE: Poooof! It's gone!) |
| 20 | "Skype Exorcisms Are Worthless, Say Full-Time Exorcists" |
| 20 | It's toe Jesus! |
| 20 | Crazed birther Orly Taitz suggests that now is the time to take up arms against the "Kenyan, Indonesian communist usurper". Update: Firefox marked the page as a malicious attack site, for a period after this post. |
| 20 | Bye bye, peasants. The Biblical Money Code is gonna make me richer than you (Fox verified) |
| 20 | "Soros Hires Scientologist to Conquer Ukraine" DailyStormer: He's a Jew! |
| 20 | Before It's News pretty much goes full David Icke: "SECOND SPECIES CONTROLS THE EARTH!!!!" |
| 20 | According to Gordon Klingenschmitt life begins before conception, "in the mind and heart of God." |
| 20 | The economist whom economists have been referencing for over two decades (but who suddenly got popular) is unmasked: REDSREDSREDSREDSREDSREDS!!!!!! |
| 20 | Doc Beck does it again - this time Ubisoft's recent |
| 20 | America's dumbest politician claims "undocumented Democrats" are bringing Ebola across the border. |
| 20 | Rapture is coming! |
| 20 | Gamergate, continuing to bring the classy. SJWs, just weird, amirite? |
| 20 | Noted pussyconomist Roosh Valizadeh offers these sobering thoughts on the rising costs — and decreasing quality — of vagina. (HT Mammoth) |
| 20 | From the weird-ass fan theory department: Faux News contributor Mary Ham says Disney's Frozen is just a retelling of... The Shining. |
| 20 | The American Taliban Strikes Again. This time, they want to implement a new interpretation of |
| 20 | Breitbart: Phil Robertson's Anti-Atheist speech was taken out of context! YOU'RE the REAL bigots!! Also, abortions are a modern day holocaust and left-wing people are slaves to Satan!! |
| 20 | FEMA 'Death Domes' Popping Up Across Texas Raise Alarm As Jade Helm 15 Invades Southwestern America With Texas Listed 'Hostile'... Exact headline. Death Domes. In plain public view. |
| 20 | Germanwings Flight 9525 conspiracy theory roundup: Andreas Lubitz was a Muslim convert! No, he was a poor, suffering incel! No, the plane was hacked and hijacked! |
| 20 | Obama orders HOMOSEXUAL CHEMTRAIL MISSIONS over Indiana the day after the Religious Freedom Bill was passed. (Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 20 | America has been cursed by God for giving money to foreigners. His punishment? Obama's death panels. |
| 20 | The rich pay more tax, so they should get more votes. The Founding Fathers naturally would have approved. |
| 20 | I have found a solution to distant starlight which allows light to reach earth virtually instantaneously. Hat tip FASTER THAN LIGHT! |
| 20 | ChristWire finally admits to being a parody site. Another victory for Poe. Update: ChristWire reacts to its own outing. |
| 20 | Are you an alien hybrid starseed? |
| 20 | The Reverend Peter Sanlon: ...in general more women are supportive of permitting homosexuality. So in general statistical terms, the more women who are promoted to positions of leadership like that, the greater problem there will be in holding the line and defending the traditional views of morality in that area as well." |
| 20 | That TSA Agent giving you a pat-down search may be a homosexual looking for a cheap thrill! |
| 20 | Jim Rutz, of WorldNutDaily, has authored a six-part slug of paranoia about soybeans. Only the first part has a title, which is: Soy is making kids gay! |
| 20 | WND: Hillary Clinton will go "birther" so she doesn't have to have Obama killed |
| 20 | Coultergeist logic: "Oh, sure, Obama, attack Libya. What about Iran, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Jordan... |
| 20 | WND ups the batshit ante: Release the kindergarten records! And every other record we can possibly think of! |
| 19 | Shame on you, Obama, for getting a medium well burger with dijon mustard! (Note: Apparently not from The Onion, amazingly. Although you'll note there were none of those on his burger either!) |
| 19 | This piece of stupid burns more than my piss does. |
| 19 | Saudi Arabian religious council: Letting women drive will eliminate virginity, make the men go gay, and cause pornography to flood society! |
| 19 | Chuck Norris: You scare me because you are not pursuing my agenda. (Yes, Obama scares Chuck Norris. Truly, he is the second most badass man ever to be President.) |
| 19 | What "skeptics" really believe. |
| 19 | Yes, the "KKK were the Original Boys in the Hood" pro-Confederate t-shirt seller is not racist at all. |
| 19 | Coultergeist: Obama's children should be fair game for the Right. Because libruls. |
| 19 | CMI fail at understanding evolution forever. |
| 19 | Look out, lieberal media! There's a new Conservative Teen magazine about to hit shelves! Possibly. If you order a copy for print-on-demand and then hit your shelf with it. |
| 19 | Quick! Sign this petition to protect homeopathy from the "pseudo-scientific elites"! |
| 19 | Ken Ham: Our billboards are way better than your billboards! (Spot the fire-breathing dragon!) |
| 19 | Chuck Norris: Obama is secretly influencing the Boy Scouts to accept gays. (Note to Chuck: if you have to open nearly every paragraph with "is it a coincidence", the answer is probably "yes".) |
| 19 | Are you prepared for the most batshit commentary The Grauniad has ever published? Ironically, it's a pro-faith, Godwin-carpetbombing circumcision rant with some muttering about "liberalism having no sense of history." |
| 19 | In a brief flash of rationality, some denizens of Godlike Productions crowd-source a huge list of failed prophecies that had been posted on their site. |
| 19 | Somehow, this guy manages to glaze over the possibility that the "Leftist-Islamic Alliance" is a paranoid right-wing masturbatory fantasy. |
| 19 | Stay classy, Joseph Farah: "I'd like to see her (Nancy Pelosi's) membership card to the human race revoked." |
| 19 | Patheos's Bad Catholic is JAQing off about why humans wear clothes, but no other animals do it, proposing the Fall of Man as the explanation. As a bonus, included is one of those really historically accurate images of a "caveman" with a loincloth. |
| 19 | The nuclear test will greatly encourage the army and people of the DPRK in their efforts to build a thriving nation with the same spirit and mettle as displayed in conquering space, and offer an important occasion in ensuring peace and stability in the Korean Peninsula and the region. |
| 19 | "A study by George Barna reports that if a child has not received Jesus Christ as Saviour by the time he is 14, there is only a 4% chance that he will between the ages of 14 and 18, and a 6% chance that it will occur in the remainder of life." - yeah, funny that... |
| 19 | Matt Ridley: Global warming is good for you! |
| 19 | How Not to Debate a Creationist. CMI congratulates itself on misinterpreting an article by Michael Shermer. |
| 19 | True to form, Fred Phelps and Pat Robertson both have theories on why the Oklahoma tornado happened. |
| 19 | Ken Ham is going to release that dumb dinosaur quiz as a PDF for all to see |
| 19 | A 20-year rainfall in Ireland proves that the Great Flood really happened. Please don't think about unimportant facts like where rain comes from and returns to, or that there isn't enough water on the planet for a global flood, because we're right, and we have experts to prove it! |
| 19 | Ken Ham, accused of indoctrination? Oh shocker... |
| 19 | The things you can learn on YouTube: the Moon is actually "only 400 km big" and orbits the Earth for 6 hours. |
| 19 | Televangelist Pat Robertson now considers himself an innovator, suggesting that social networking websites such as facebook should include a 'vomit' button alongside 'like' for that thing he is so icked out by. |
| 19 | ZOMG! Gigantic pentagram found in Kazakhstan! If you don't pay any attention to which megalomaniac regime Kazakhstan used to be a part of... |
| 19 | TIME Journalist can't wait to write a drone strike that kills Julian Assange. He has since taken the tweet down and claimed he was hit with persecution complex |
| 19 | Ermehgerd! Congress is full of commies! |
| 19 | "Same Love" is about gay marriage? That's such a surprise! Of course, the real victim here is the supporters of "traditional marriage"! To top things off, she used a Neil Patrick Harris gif in the article and hoped that Eminem would make a heterosexual version of "Same Love", cause they're well known for their opposition to gay marriage. |
| 19 | This Blogspot blog may deserve its own RW page because it's one big pantload of batshit crazy paranoia all coming from just one woman who claims to be "an investigative biblical Christian journalist." For a quick introduction, check out this post on another site where she claims that Asheville, North Carolina is really the Deep South's hub of satanism, and where teenagers confessed to her that they had participated in several human sacrifices. (She even believes one girl's claim that she sacrificed a baby when she was just four years old!) |
| 19 | The stock market didn't plunge one day into a government shutdown, ergo libertarianism is good! |
| 19 | Remember Dana Ullman? Heeee's baaaaack! First article by him at the Huffington Post since December. It's full of the rankest sewers of nonsense and crazy. |
| 19 | Joe the Plumber decides to get in on the moral panic action: "RABBLE RABBLE! Left-wing wants to protect adult-kid sex!" |
| 19 | Boris Johnson is one stupid bastard: Please don't abuse the rich. Tosser |
| 19 | Troll/poe alert: 5 reasons to date a girl with an eating disorder. |
| 19 | Hi, my name is Duncan Hunter, and I'm here to explain why my party is falling apart at the seams. |
| 19 | Facebook trolls Goat even MORE Conservative pages. Apparently, Andy isn't the only conservative who keeps handing the keys to trolls. UPDATE: aggrieved racist idiot complains on YouTube. |
| 19 | Cue Alex Jones: Indicting D'Souza and McDonnell is "just like Nazi Germany." |
| 19 | The Idaho branch campus of BYU has made an anti-porn/anti-masturbation film that compares the "struggle" to a World War II battle. Bigoted, stupid and doomed to failure? Replace the Swastika with a chastity belt and it's a perfect match |
| 19 | The Christian Post posts "15 Bible verses that suggest the Denver Broncos will win the Superbowl." 43 - 8 later... |
| 19 | Some really smart and observant person made a video about RationalWiki's Obama article and it got posted on Before It's News: RationalWiki: Obama’s Antichrist (Make sure to read the comments.) |
| 19 | Andy's momma's pissed off about Obama's war on the first amendment |
| 19 | Desmund Tutu visited the Alberta tar sands and didn't like what he saw. The reaction of the man most likely to become the next Premier of Alberta: "The oilsands is probably Canada’s greatest scientific achievement." Forget insulin, Forget the Canadarm, it's definitely the thing that's turning the country into an international pariah. |
| 19 | According to WND asthma is a liberal lie to promote the global warming hoax! (warning: Marc Morano used as appeal to authority). |
| 19 | "How does evolution explane the existence of Angles and Demons .???" - actual email to Jerry Coyne. |
| 19 | In case you were wondering, this is how to justify killing someone for picking up sticks on the Sabbath. |
| 19 | Dinesh D'Souza is a Racist, part #1214 |
| 19 | Illuminati Symbollism in J-pop/K-Pop! |
| 19 | Music to be paranoid by: 9/11 Truther songs on YouTube. |
| 19 | Reading PUA blogs, you might have heard of day game, direct game, stripper game and so on. But what's the latest variety of woman-seducing skills the manosphere has cooked up? Fart Game. |
| 19 | Alex Jones: A CIA officer warned us of an Ebola outbreak two weeks before the Dallas, Texas case! |
| 19 | HOMEOPATHIC CHEM TRAIL FORMULA DETOX, CHEMTRAIL |
| 19 | Goodbye, Michelle Bachmann. Hello, Joni Ernst. |
| 19 | The truth about the Philae lander and Comet 67P, which made it into The Guardian. |
| 19 | NaturalNews on GMOs: Liar Neil deLiar-McLiarson is a LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR. |
| 19 | NEVER SEND YOUR PASSWORD OVER UNSECURED EMAIL. Unless it's to the Bitcoin company who just inexplicably lost your money. (Blockchain.info really did this.) HT /r/buttcoin. |
| 19 | Dr. James P. Wickstrom, D. Litt. puts Haiti down to Yahweh killing savages. (NSFW) |
| 19 | Glenn Beck urges Christians to leave churches that preach "social justice," which in his world is (at the same time) "communism" and "Nazism." Certain evangelicals aren't too pleased. |
| 19 | Obama isn't pissed with BP because it's currently failing but because it's British. |
| 19 | Casey Luskin criticizes a blog post for not publishing his comments ... on a blog that doesn't allow comments. |
| 19 | Carl Wieland uses CMI to brag about his daughter, who somehow survived a "bombardment" of zoology, biology, and anatomy in medical school with delusions intact, and now blames evolution for the current conditions of the Australian Aborigines, thereby whitewashing a little inconvenient history. |
| 19 | Some weird script-kiddie reckons he's going to hack the accounts of some well known YouTube and internet atheists... Commence argumentum ad cellarium! |
| 19 | In an effort to out-crazy CP, RedState hosts a man who claims that Christ was killed by the liberal courts. And he's in their 2012 straw poll! |
| 19 | Astrology isn't horseshit, it's just that this "new" 13th sign thing means they're out of alignment! (with bonus vitriol from woo-merchant Jonathan Cainer at the end of the article!) |
| 19 | WorldNutDaily on the Muslims' ongoing attempt to take over America through political correctness and shadowy Sharia campaigns, 11 years ago. |
| 19 | Vox Day: Uh-oh! Obama's birth certificate says his father is "African," but we called them "Negroes" back then. |
| 19 | Silly sheeple, Osama died in 2001. This is just a hoax to start all-out war with the Middle East. |
| 19 | Tired of liberal public school indoctrination? Here's a great homeschooling resource for traditionalist Catholic parents. Instead of being brainwashed by Marxist teachers, your kid will learn that - babies go to hell if they aren't baptized, which is why Satan loves abortion. Masturbation is a mortal sin and leads young men to other "unnatural lusts" like homosexuality. Homosexual orientation is the result of demonic possession, and only "faithless liberals" who don't understand the supernatural world believe otherwise. Having sex with your wife while she is on her period is as "evil" as contraception, since it's an attempt to avoid having a child. It's a sin to attend the funeral of your relatives if they aren't a traditional Catholic. People who believe the Sun is the center of the solar system may be mortal sinners, since Galileo was condemned as a heretic by the Catholic Church. And let's not forget that the Holocaust was a Zionist hoax meant to silence criticism of Israel. |
| 19 | I'm not racist but...I am a member of Stormfront! |
| 19 | Using the nefarious tactic of changing the color scheme on its soldiers' helmets, the UN is poising itself for world domination. |
| 18 | In what universe is the phrase "O'Reilly Crushes Atheist Richard Dawkins" Fair and Balanced? |
| 18 | El Rushbo defends the Lord's Resistance Army as 'Christians.' |
| 18 | The Daily Express send a reporter to protest outside a protester's house. Why? Fuck knows, to be honest. Extra WTF factor in the comments as always. |
| 18 | The 45 Worst Fox News Moments Of 2011 |
| 18 | The birther reaction we expected: Thanks A Lot Georgia, For Shredding Our Constitution! |
| 18 | Twenty-five people who think Obama had Andrew Breitbart killed. It continues. |
| 18 | Doublespeak translators please interpret this Bush-appointed justice's statement: "I didn’t send it as racist, although that’s what it is." What? |
| 18 | Moon landing deniers start a petition to the White House asking (illiterately) for an investigation into the landings. |
| 18 | But I thought this was supposed to be RATIONALWiki! Drink! |
| 18 | SPLC name their "30 New Activists Heading Up the Radical Right." Joseph Farah makes the list; he thinks this is a good thing to be one of the "30 most dangerous activists." Also on the list is David Duke, who somehow qualifies as "new" despite having been a neo-Nazi big-shot for 40 years. |
| 18 | Man skydives through a chemtrail and lives! |
| 18 | Vox Day proves PZ Myers' point. |
| 18 | Remember the imbeciles who mocked the Japanese earthquake/Fukushima as "revenge for Pearl Harbor?" Here we go again. Even more depressing: it was on the anniversary of Nagasaki. |
| 18 | Are chemtrails hiding the Nibiru flyby as they brainwash us and depopulate the planet? (HT Skeptical Humanities) |
| 18 | Dr. Paul is going to be President and Mitt is trying to steal the most important 15 minutes of the election! Dr. Paul is the only one who cares about 'da Constitution and doesn't suck up to those darn Big Daddy GOP! Meet the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the average Paulbot. |
| 18 | Charles Koch demands economic "freedom" -- shatters irony meters. |
| 18 | It seems that "pro-life" activists are more deluded than we thought. |
| 18 | Hell freezes over, as WND claims Obama to win in a 'Super Accurate Poll' |
| 18 | Dumbshit interviews |
| 18 | Erick Erickson endorses Joe Walsh, King of the Deadbeats, in this article. First Comment: "Joe is a true conservative. He conserved his child support money by not giving it to his ex-wife to support their children. He conserved his car insurance money by not giving it to the insurance company." |
| 18 | We probably won't win any money from James Randi for our predictive powers, but let's face it: we all saw this one coming. What we didn't see: Pat Robertson not saying it first. |
| 18 | World Nut Daily is now hawking $40,000 bunkers that can defend you against "nature, nukes and supernatural." |
| 18 | The Daily Mail enjoys opinions. |
| 18 | Oh hey, Thunderf00t. Feminism is 'poisoning' Atheism, is it now? Stay classy, bro. |
| 18 | Hot on Teddy's heels, Bryan Fischer pulls his usual trick and says conservative Christians are the new Rosa Parks. Wait, but who's the group who gets their "separate but equal" civil unions again? |
| 18 | Sometimes, the funniest way of summing something up is just to say it outright: Obama is an antichrist. He is also a gay Muslim Kenyan who technically isn't president. |
| 18 | Another feathered dinosaur is found. Ken Ham and his tame "scientists" yell, "Bird! Bird! Bird!" (PZ has the takedown.) |
| 18 | Focus on the Family declares war on dating. |
| 18 | Sweet Jesus, they really think transgender people are deluded? |
| 18 | Christopher Monckton doesn't think chemtrails exist - a stopped clock moment for him, while chemmies have their own with their comments about his credibility! |
| 18 | WND's Erik 'The Other' Rush has a typical right-wing, knee jerk reaction: Kill all Muslims. |
| 18 | Reagan wasn't big gummint, the Tea Party hated Dubya, Dubya was intelligent and altruistic, his tax cuts created growth, and Keynesianism is actually market monetarism. Yes, and we're all on acid. |
| 18 | Well known political analyst Mike Adams, claims there'll be a false-flag operation within the next week, to distract attention away from the Benghazi cover-up. |
| 18 | This is still a thing? The National Report claims that Obama's birth certificate (which was "downloaded from the White House website") is a forgery created in Adobe Illustrator. In a strange twist, shortly after publishing this, they get "raided by the FBI." (Warning: Poe's Law in action!) The "Mr Conservative" site was also caught out, but ""We’re not withdrawing this story from publication because the fact that it is false but still believable, is in and of itself, newsworthy." |
| 18 | According to EW Jackson, using the anti-gay statements he made as a minister against him as a politician is religious persecution. |
| 18 | Book your tickets for the "World Congress of Quantum |
| 18 | The Daily Beast grabs a plunger and finds some clogs. First item: Ken Ham says Bill Nye doesn't understand science. |
| 18 | Erik Rush makes a suggestion so crazy, even Fox wouldn't air it... but WND will: Let's have a civil war! (Oh god, the irony!) |
| 18 | Daily Express starts a Crusade. |
| 18 | If you're a performer considering the sale of your soul to Satan, you should insist on talent as part of the bargain. |
| 18 | Christian runner gets allocated race number "666." You can guess what happened next. |
| 18 | The John Birch Society defends the theory of nullification, which has been roundly rejected by the Supreme Court for over 200 years, even after the group Americans for Limited Government called the practice unconstitutional. The conservative lobbying group was apparently not nutty enough for JBS. |
| 18 | Faithfreedom's bullshit about emotionally stunted Muslim babies because of burqas or something, has now nested where it belongs |
| 18 | Oh my God! The UN doesn't believe WorldNetDaily is a legitimate news organisation. THE ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT IS HERE PEOPLE! |
| 18 | Kent Hovind's doctoral dissertation. Read it and weep. |
| 18 | Brit Hume: If Tiger Woods was a Christian, he wouldn't commit adultery! Convert Tiger, and be healed! Update: Ann Coulter agrees. Don't be a liberal, Tiger; Christianity is a get-out-of-adultery-free card. |
| 18 | Do you want God to pay more attention to you? Julie says try fasting, where fasting consists of eating cheeseburgers but denying yourself chocolate, Diet Coke and television for three whole days |
| 18 | The Anglo-Saxon Foundation is mad at us again. |
| 18 | Ancient Egyptian Baal-worshipers{sic} came to America and left thousands of rock carvings ... claiming the land in the name of Baal |
| 18 | Ron Paul defends Putin's invasion of Crimea and sham referendum by citing the United States' long and glorious history of secession. |
| 18 | In response to the UN's recent Commission of Inquiry on Human Rights in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, the North Korean state news agency KCNA released a report detailing why they believe the US is the "worst human rights abuser in the world". Highlights include criticizing the NSA's overreach and accusing the US of having "trampled down [...] freedom of religious belief". |
| 18 | Veterans Today still believes MH370 was hijacked, this time by remote control. |
| 18 | There are only a few politicians that can make the TSA look good. |
| 18 | She had me until the homosexual thought police |
| 18 | Charles Krauthammer: "But we NEED anonymous donations. Otherwise, the government and evil liberals will persecute us for giving money to people lobbying against their rights!" |
| 18 | RooshV, writing on Return of Kings: Rodger lacked "game" and "Until you give men like Rodger a way to have sex, it’s inevitable for another massacre to occur." |
| 18 | The "Public Advocate of the United States," Eugene Delgaudio files an amicus brief in the Michigan marriage case. Amongst his complaints is that the judge "usurped the authority of the Creator." |
| 18 | Nut leaves gun in toy aisle. Gun nuts claim gun control false flag operation. |
| 18 | Fox News presents: The intellectual equivalent of smacking your head into an electric fence. |
| 18 | The first openly lesbian provincial premier in Canada is elected to a full term with a majority government. The Toronto Sun headline "WELCOME TO HELL," Part Deux! |
| 18 | American conservatism is really scared of an educated black man. (Full whine) |
| 18 | "Believing in the power of human reason requires a greater leap of faith than believing in God.": an self-proclaimed atheist philosopher who hates science and loves religion(?!?!?) speaks out. |
| 18 | Who knew back-seat drivers would be so damn funny? |
| 18 | Moon landing denialism meets ghost stories in Haunted by Neil Armstrong, an actual book that someone decided was worth publishing. |
| 18 | "Da gubbermint can't provide me with innocuous tips on how to make my campfire snacks!" |
| 18 | Angels! Angels everywhere! |
| 18 | GW Bush quotes 9:11/20:1 Chapter and verse from Ecclesiastes and Revelation during his inaugural address on 1/20/2001. Proof of prescience.. or Exodus unfolding before your eyes. |
| 18 | Operation protective Edge is in Israel's favor 'cause all the missles are being deflected by God |
| 18 | Obama the tyrant king unleashes dictatorial order that will now invoke "open rebellion" - Senate aide |
| 18 | Ok, this is a lot more interesting: Dinesh "Haggard's Law" D'Souza: I want to spank the President. |
| 18 | Edward Snowden "releases [sic] smoking gun evidence 9/11 was an inside Job" |
| 18 | No, this is surprisingly not the first time the POTUS has been claimed to have Martian heritage. |
| 18 | Milo Yiannopoulos explains, in full MRA/Gamergate apologism style, "The Sexodus". |
| 18 | Given all of the police harassment and killing of numerous peaceful young black men it's time for American whites to step up and take a stand against the atrocities committed against ... white people? Yes this is a petition to stop immigration or something, oh and Anti-racist is code for anti-white. |
| 18 | Richard Dawkins reads his hate mail, pt 2. As most are from religious fundamentalists, viewer discretion is advised. Part 1. |
| 18 | A prominent Youtube creationist admits wrongdoing, that he has broken the law, and asks forgiveness while he gets help for his problems. Again. |
| 18 | Criticising religion = atheist hate speech. |
| 18 | CMI just keeps excreting it. Not only do they think that the idea of a "living constitution" has something to do with evolution theory, but they complain that the Nazis did not believe in the traditional concept of God-given human rights. Heard of the divine right of kings, fellows? |
| 18 | Time for an imbecile proposition. |
| 18 | The South were just showing their support for The Constitution by seceding from the Union that it created. |
| 18 | If the government doesn't stop you from playing make believe court, it is enforceable under the Tenth Amendment. |
| 18 | BBC News: Children can learn from bad teachers but they shouldn't be tolerated by school management. Daily Mail: OMG! FOUL MOUTHED BITCH WANTS TO EAT OUR CHILDREN!!! |
| 18 | Huffington Post not merely being a haven of science cloggery, but caught deliberately lying. Smoking gun. |
| 18 | 41% of Republicans are |
| 18 | Turning the crazy up to 11, Oregon tea party explains why it chose a teepee as its logo: "this whole tea party business which has of late been rumpling some parts of America reminds us here at the magazine of what the Indians went through". Let's just hope it's a Poe... |
| 18 | Health care reform: it makes people worship the government (a false god), it is a false god, and it used a false god to be voted in. And it steals and covets peoples' money to kill babies and make kids ravenous sex addicts. So says American Thinker's Wendy Wright. |
| 18 | Denialist fail: Representative Joe Barton criticizes Michael E. Mann’s projections of global warming. Except Michael Mann didn't make any projections. |
| 18 | To summarize Buchanan's point, in terms of intelligence Asian > Northern European White > Southern European White > the Darkies. |
| 18 | Rihanna's S&M tastes are disgusting and we at the Daily Mail never focus on fetishistic, sexualised or degrading imagery. Ever. |
| 18 | Hawaii's bureaucrats don't do their paper work in order, therefore Obama's birth certificate is a fake. Bonus crazy: Corsi wants records to show that Obama's mother was in the hospital at the time he was born there. The fact that Corsi has a vested interest in keeping his book "Where's the Birth Certificate: The Case That Barack Obama Is Not Eligible to Be President" valid, is purely coincidental. |
| 18 | Fox News: Osama bin Laden is dead. Oh, the never retracted story is dated December 26, 2001. |
| 18 | Shocking! The Bible doesn't mention Easter eggs! And WND can sell you the book that proves this! |
| 18 | The Texas Education Agency appointed a bunch of Creationists to their science review panel. Good job, guys! |
| 18 | Rick Santorum: I don't oppose anyone and you can live the life you want...just don't be gay! |
| 18 | Oh noes! Obama supporters made Orly Taitz look like a moron by forging birth certificates! Birthers froth at the mouth (seriously, the comments section has to be seen to be believed.) |
| 18 | You know a Freeper list of "26 Reasons Why Obama Does Not Want to Face Palin and Might Lose" is going to be good when one of the reasons is "[i]t would be God and providence vs the Devil and secular humanism". |
| 18 | Nope. It was the muslims |
| 18 | WND finds new culprits for the Norwegian shootings: Clinton (reality check here) and Darwin. How long until Obama's name is mentioned? |
| 18 | Farah is upset to learn that states' rights cuts both ways and that not everyone is a hypocrite about it. |
| 18 | Some evangelical academics finally admit that genomic studies are sufficient to disprove the creationist take on the Adam and Eve story, are drummed out of their universities. All together now: Evilutionists are suppressing intelligent design! |
| 18 | Aren't Nazi hagiographies from the Daily Fail wonderful? (Look past the headline) |
| 17 | The "Ida" fossil in Google's logo disgusts Christians who are waiting for the Rapture. Update: The forum is now locked, but you can read more about it here. |
| 17 | The Coultergeist on OWS: "It just took a few shootings at Kent State to shut that down for good." |
| 17 | News flash! Wood found at Mt. Ararat is not from the ark. |
| 17 | "The transsexual registration act will be no different from what pedophiles have to go through." Clearly, the full force of law should be brought against transsexual people because I'm insecure about accidentally being attracted to one! |
| 17 | Fox News: The recession is good for kids! |
| 17 | VIDEO: Here's your laugh of the day. Pat Robertson's young co-host reads a letter asking if it's a sin for a married couple to perform oral sex on each other. Watch her squirm as Pat goes into full-on dirty-old-man mode to answer the question. |
| 17 | We should force people to look at aborted foetuses, because slavery. |
| 17 | The Animal Planet channel makes a viral video of two boys finding a computer generated mermaid washed up on the beach to promote a "what if" documentary on mermaids - yet the YouTube comments seem to suggest some people think it's real, while the Huffington Post (and its comments) can't figure out whether to be sucked in or just play along with the joke... Update: The lulz continues - try to enter the website from the end of the video. Conspiracy! Conspiracy! |
| 17 | Bioware need to stop neglecting their Straight Male Gamer audience. |
| 17 | A religious nutjob claims he has witnessed the success of intercessory prayer in regrowing amputated limbs, or at least would have had those doing the prayers not got distracted at the last moment. |
| 17 | Not just Corsi, but WND itself: Obama's gay. |
| 17 | The Daily Mail's wet dream of everything that could possibly go wrong with Britain.[5] |
| 17 | Sarah Palin's latest grab for attention. Fucking hell. I don't even have something witty to say about this. I fucking need a drink... |
| 17 | God told me to speed. |
| 17 | Fox: "Find excuse, find excuse, C'MON, PEOPLE! ...there!" |
| 17 | World Net Daily gets a Jewish guy to blame the Jews for the War on Christmas. |
| 17 | Linking NaturalNews in Clogs is fish in a barrel, really. Mayan calendar, Sandy Hook, Peace Prize Obama: Your entire reality has been scripted by the manipulation masters. |
| 17 | The GBLT Thule Society is a thing. That's all. |
| 17 | The Mars Rover has found all the constituent elements for |
| 17 | Stephen C. Meyer's new book, Darwin's Doubt: The Explosive Origin of Animal Life and the Case for Intelligent Design (to be released on the 18th of June—mark your calendars!), will be a "game-changer." |
| 17 | Equality and Human Rights Commission: vegetarian kitchen workers should not be forced to handle meat. Daily Mail: "What an insult to Christians!" |
| 17 | Shorter Glenn Beck: Saudis! Saudis! Saudis! What is Obama hiding? |
| 17 | Cato: South Korea is an American welfare queen! For a think tank that is so viruently against Communist influence... |
| 17 | Handy tips on how to communicate when martial law comes. |
| 17 | Faux News wonder if Obama is waging psychological warfare on Americans? (And fall foul of Betteridge's law of headlines.) |
| 17 | This gem from 2008 is making rounds around the Internet again, but it's just as cringe-worthy as ever: Watch Fox News take on that "evil man", Mr. Rogers. |
| 17 | Self-proclaimed atheist who rejects the concept of a "CEO god" writes a book called The Science Delusion that insinuates that The God Delusion was seriously flawed and that Christopher Hitchens was a liar who lacked decency. When other atheists accuse him of the same thing, he claims that he was trying to write a satire in the style of Jonathan Swift. (How odd. This sounds like something S. E. Cupp might do.) |
| 17 | Some African supremacist nutjob: "The Clitoris was not always a part of female anatomy", therefore, female genital mutilation is justified. (*barf*) |
| 17 | A Doctor of Oriental Medicine propounds a bold new taxonomy of disease: "Chinese medicine can help to make sense of most mental and physical problems in the United States and organize them into three main categories: those of chronic tension, excessive interior heat and excess weight." Also, said problems are all Reagan's fault. P.S.: One of his books is titled Avoiding Death Indefinitely. |
| 17 | The list of "25 Most Influential Conservatives" might as well be titled the "25 Most Batshit Insane people in US politics." |
| 17 | A plea to open up a conversation about the real problem facing America today: zombies. |
| 17 | In the (rather hyperbolic) opinion of the "head of religion and ethics" at the Beeb, the secular nature of British society is now at a point that much of the humour in Monty Python's funniest movieNo, it isn't!Yes, it is!No, it isn't!Yes, it is! is incomprehensible to many younger Brits. |
| 17 | Fundie preacher plagiarizes a picture for the cover of his child rearing book. Hilarity ensues. |
| 17 | The Croydon Advertiser reports on the latest hoax from the Daily Bale. The Bale responds by claiming that the journalist responsible is a feminist, an anarchist, a terrorist, a sadist, a Satanist and "a middle-class Lefty". "So why should a woman who holds all of the above views be allowed to have a career in journalism?" |
| 17 | 39 “Spooky” Real Life Stories From Gossip Mags |
| 17 | "Street harassment is no big deal. The only time feminists cry about it is when the men who do it aren't attractive enough!". |
| 17 | 16 Reasons Why EVIL Hillary Clinton Will Win 2016 |
| 17 | A 'Biblical Scholar' makes a YouTube video. It's got Islamophobia, Obama paranoia, exhortations to buy gold, and predicts that the Antichrist will appear in April 2014. Bookmark it! |
| 17 | Madiba is burning in hell. 'Unfortunately, while Mandela did some great things for the nation of South Africa by ending apartheid, Heaven is like an exclusive club, unsaved unwelcome. Mandela died unsaved, and is therefore not welcome in Heaven.'(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 17 | Bobo's argument against weed legalization is so dreadful that Stoned David Brookses are popping up everywhere. |
| 17 | ZOMG!!!! People of Europe, run!!! The Marxists at the IMF are coming for 10% of your bank account |
| 17 | Hint: It helps not to visit a neo-Nazi party when complaining about the "totalitarian" nature of liberal regimes. |
| 17 | Mark Steyn tries to counteract the polar vortex with his own hot air. |
| 17 | He's an old-fashioned masculine, muscular guy who takes risks. *brushes off sweat* Oh baby, he's so tough... |
| 17 | Don Feder on Jews: the problem with Jews is they are all liberals, which makes them anti-Semitic, unlike the right-wingers who all love the Jews, but don't worry right-winger they are all going to die out soon. What? |
| 17 | Adolf Hitler survived the war; moved to Brazil; married a black lady; lived till 1984. There's even a photo to prove it |
| 17 | The Wall Street Journal publishes a letter from the ex-owner of a 289-foot superyacht who believes that the current "demonization of the rich" is seconds away from a progressive Kristallnacht. (Irony #1: If it were true, American Jews are disproportionately sympathetic to the Kristallnacht; Irony #2: He has close ties with Al Gore and Steve Westly, so he's been assisting in the Kristallnacht; and Irony #3: The venture capital firm who's named after him is backpedalling furiously and Mike Godwin is calling him out personally.) |
| 17 | When Glenn Beck thinks you're a conspiracy nut, it is probably time to give the whole thing up. |
| 17 | Answers in Genesis publish their 'commentary' on the Great Debate (I think they think they won) Oh, and here's their post Debate 'rationalisation' |
| 17 | Ragnarök this Saturday. Bring mead. Update: Ragnapaper beat Ragnarok. |
| 17 | Lyndon LaRouche via Before It's Nuts: Wake up everybody, it's World War III!!!!!. Too bad we can't lock him in the bomb shelter. |
| 17 | RW, meet Stephen Joseph Christopher, a.k.a. Lord Steven Christ: the world is concave, covered by glass ceiling; you have to be thankful for chemtrails; the Kingdom of God will be built on Uluru; Alex Jones is Hitler Reincarnate; and you need to be marked with the “Sign of the Son of Man in Heaven”. Unconvinced? "Miss Teri Baby Lonestar" will explain it to you in (NSFW) cartoon form. |
| 17 | Mama Sez: Phyllis Schlafly explains that equal pay for women prevents marriage. And besides, men deserve more money because they work in filth. |
| 17 | Remember Cellular Cosmogony (the Earth being the inner surface of a sphere)? Well, some guy showed up to advocate it (or something similar) on the Forum Formerly Known as BAUT, massaraksh. Try arguing the shape of the Earth with someone who thinks that light bends upwards... |
| 17 | Fanatical Christians pretend they messed up "Gay Days" at Walt Disney World, not the weather forecast. (Well, that would be God, too, right?) |
| 17 | World Net Daily teams up with Sun News Network to dredge up old Cold War conspiracy theories. |
| 17 | Conservatives attack Obama for reaching over a sneezeguard to point at some food. Scroll down - you'll notice that one of the commentators compares him to Hitler. |
| 17 | David Rose is at it again, supposedly pounding another nail in the coffin of climate change. (Debunking from Skeptical Science) |
| 17 | Women Against Feminism have trouble logging into their (still active) facebook account. FEMINAZI CENSORSHIP! |
| 17 | Ron Paul: The free market will fix it. If you don't like the services ebola provides, just get a different virus. |
| 17 | The NWO, CDC and Ebola. The Conspiracy Theorists wet dream. |
| 17 | Gamergater proposes an alliance to /r/bitcoin. It doesn't go so well. (Expand all threads for full euphoria.) |
| 17 | Didn't think there would be anything dumber to say about net neutrality than Ted Cruz's "Obamacare for the Internet"? Well you were wrong. |
| 17 | Accuracy in Media editor Cliff Kincaid: Obama is a foreign spy who should be arrested by Marines. |
| 17 | "Eat shit!" sayeth the Virgin Mary. So I did. |
| 17 | Chemtrail woomeister claims Stanford copied his magic trickwith their "new" aluminum-ion battery (which looks like it might be pretty damned important in the real world!). Note the woomeister's claim he didn't invent a battery...while at the same time claiming to have invented this battery! |
| 17 | Conservative writer can't synthesize information, or the irony of using an ad hominem statement as a hook. |
| 17 | "God answers Obamacare? Volcano halts air traffic." |
| 17 | Farah: "NAACP should be more like the tea-partiers and stop calling people epithets like racist". Exactly, they should follow the teabaggers' example and just call them fascists instead. |
| 17 | WorldNetDaily directly lies about Elena Kagan's purported attempts to hide Obama's birth certificate. |
| 17 | Democracy is bad. Let's have a Catholic dictatorship instead! Hat tip (and yes, RealCatholicTV.com seems real, not a parody) UPDATE: The YouTube video has "Been removed by the user." |
| 17 | It is mosque madness month on WND. Faber: "Muslims may have to nuke New York if they could not build their mosque there and this is not hysteria, it is speculation journalism". Satterfield: "The Founding Fathers would have given up on the whole freedom-of-religion thing if they had known about terrorism". |
| 17 | What's wrong with trying to be reasonable and level headed in the midst of crisis? It makes you a snob says Michael Gerson. |
| 17 | Oh noes, they're coming for our homeschooled kids! How can America abandon Somalia by being the next-to-last country to ratify the UN Rights of the Child? |
| 17 | The Family Research Council "critiques" the US Military survey on gays serving openly; it doesn't agree with our POV therefore it must be biased. |
| 17 | WND claims (surprise, surprise) that the Antichrist will be Islamic. |
| 17 | Is Andrew Breitbart's Big Government webshite stealing material from Ken? They're making fat jokes about Michelle Obama. |
| 17 | It had to happen: So-called "Christians" blame the Christchurch earthquake on gays. Link dead - check back later |
| 17 | Just because a faith healer fails to heal you, doesn't mean you lack faith. Oh no, it's because God wants to "humble you, keep you dependent on Him or to just simply bring us closer to Him." |
| 17 | Robert Knight: Now we've repealed DADT, Marines making out with each other in shopping malls will become commonplace, and liberal mothers will make their sons attend "tolerance training" if they don't wear dresses and pumps. |
| 17 | The American Family Association buys porn on line too um, ..., show you how you can buy porn online. |
| 17 | "32 Signs That The Entire World Is Being Transformed Into A Futuristic Big Brother Prison Grid". You can't make this shit up. |
| 17 | Jewish and Arab land claims in the Levant compared. The Jews claim that they own the land because God ordered them to conquer it and they did. Therefore, their claim is valid. Palestinians claim that they own the land because God ordered them to conquer it and they did. Therefore, their claim is invalid. |
| 17 | A scientist whines about Lenski-esque FOIA requests, thus proving, once again, that global warming is a hoax. |
| 17 | Student: Dear Creation Ministries International, I would like some help with a school project on intelligent design and evolution. CMI: Here you go, have this list of PRATTs. |
| 17 | Jerome Corsi continues to clutch at straws. Best: the original images do not support the premise being made at all. |
| 17 | Obama invokes Jesus more than Bush did, but Louie Gohmert and Tony Perkins are on to his game. They know that, deep down, Obama is really a Muslim who wants to make secular humanism the state religion. |
| 16 | Joseph Farah ramps up the paranoia. |
| 16 | 'Cuz all Mooslimz are tarr'ists! Geddit? |
| 16 | There's no proof LGBT people exist. |
| 16 | Facebook, Google and social media sites actively censor Christian content! ... by refusing to give special concessions to actively discriminatory and pathological organisations even if they're churches. |
| 16 | Let's play count the cliches as a writer for the Irish Independent says how gays are taking over society. |
| 16 | The old "electric pickle" experiment proves two things: first, that sodium atoms (such as the ones in the pickle brine) will produce light when excited and second, that Christianity is the One True Religion |
| 16 | Theology insufficiently sophisticated to have heard of Mike Godwin. (This one made the papers.) |
| 16 | Same sex marriage violates the fifth and fourteenth amendments, as a feminist conspiracy for women to enter into gay marriages for the tax benefits. From a protege of Phyllis Schlafly. |
| 16 | Democrat's cat killed, word "LIBERAL" written on its corpse. (Warning: graphic imagery included.) |
| 16 | "Thousands of Iranian women train to be ninjas." Sometimes these headlines just write themselves. |
| 16 | Someone must be doing something right if Karl Rove is offended. |
| 16 | Liz Trotta: Women in the military should expect to be raped. |
| 16 | As the irony meter explodes once again, Andrew Breitbart confirms (again) that he is completely fucking insane. |
| 16 | Tennessee lawmaker: "Don't let your kids watch Modern Family, so they won't learn about teh gheyz." |
| 16 | True Activist: "Science is now beginning to recognize that living things are not just structures made of molecules; they are composed of a vibrating energy field that exchanges information within and around the body. " NOPE. |
| 16 | The Lingering Stench of 'Gay Marriage' |
| 16 | Even by WND standards, this is weird. |
| 16 | Stop persecuting Christians... or... or... or else!! |
| 16 | Faux News is becoming too left leaning. |
| 16 | And next in the Telegraph's vendetta against witchcraft: "So it seems there are now two kinds of witchcraft: the bad kind that black people believe in, and the kind that should be celebrated because it is believed in by Cornish people. " |
| 16 | Roger Schlafly laments decline in white birthrate. |
| 16 | Feminist blog publishes a short post celebrating the Obamacare decision. Post gets linked on Reddit as "Feminists gloat over Obamacare victory, mock the pain and neglect of men, and tell men to move to Canada", MRA trolls invade the comment section to whine that the decision is a "terrible blow to men". |
| 16 | Bryan Fischer: Inhalants cause AIDS. |
| 16 | Jerome Corsi wants to cover all the bases when it comes to birtherism. |
| 16 | Kent Hovind is working on another degree. I wonder if he's going to make this dissertation more accessible.... |
| 16 | Birthers in three words: Obama's alleged mother. |
| 16 | Gay marriage will lead to more abortions, because “statistics show that unborn babies are four or five times more likely to be aborted outside real marriage.” Surprisingly, this is the UK being batshit insane, instead of the USA. |
| 16 | Joseph Farah, JAQin' off: Why did Obama do so poorly in the debate? Was he on goofballs? |
| 16 | FiveThiryEight's poll analyses are wrong because Nate Silver lacks machismo. Update: The author has since apologized for attacking Silver's appearance. |
| 16 | Kids too scared to report rape deserve all they get, says woman responsible for their safety. This is not an attack on the newspaper reporting it. |
| 16 | Mark Karlin of Truthout shares his thoughts about the 2012 presidential election, which are predicated on his observation that "the red states are almost all 90% or more white." He apparently failed to notice that of the four states that are "90% or more white," only one is a "red" state. |
| 16 | Domestic Cat Girls: As if the White House Petitions website, known as "We the People", wasn't already full of Poe. |
| 16 | "Yay for Uganda's anti-gay law!!!" says Bryan Fischer. |
| 16 | UKIP candidate says adoption by gay couples is "child abuse" - The Daily Mail's comments board agrees. |
| 16 | "The Sexual Excesses of Modern Civilization" apparently include things like masturbation, homosexuality and non-procreative sex in general (because some hunter-gatherer tribe has no words for the former and allegedly doesn't practice the latter). And yes, this was written by a Catholic. |
| 16 | Ted Nugent interviewed in WND: Gun owners and a certain American icon of civil disobedience and passive resistance? They're the same (Except, of course, the gun owners will be heavily armed when they sit in the front of the bus.) |
| 16 | Transsexuals aren't real women so should shut up, says ... wait, this is published in the super-left hyper-liberal Guardian. Technically the Observer, but nobody cares. (Now removed, here's a copy.) Even Guardian editors and writers concur. |
| 16 | European Union Times: Medvedev is off his meds and demands Obama to TELL PEOPLE THE TROOF ABOUT ALIENS! Puzzled looks in 3... 2... 1... (Actual circumstance: real speculative report misconstrued by Alfred Webre's lunatics and written up by Sorcha Faal for the neo-Nazis.) |
| 16 | Over at World Nut Daily, Erik "the Other" Rush endorses armed revolution against the US government. |
| 16 | NewsBusters: A site aimed at exposing liberal bias in the media uses Dr Benjamin Carson's recent appearance on Faux news to complain about the media "bullying" anyone who doesn't think the way they want. As one might expect, the irony is palpable. |
| 16 | Glenn Beck asserts that in five years, at least one European nation will be run by the Nazi party. Best guesses? Either Greece or "Glennbeckistan". |
| 16 | Cristina Odone: The Human Rights lobby completely fails to understand that my imaginary friend is vastly superior to yours. (For the juxtaposition, here is the post where Odone laments that a Christian can't wear a cross to work.) |
| 16 | According to the wizards at Breitbart.com, the liberal media is ignoring the Kermit Gosnell horror story. Even The Atlantic wants to know why this story isn't making headline news. The reality, however, is that conservatives have simply been ignoring the coverage until now. |
| 16 | Who selects your op-eds, NYT? |
| 16 | History will ultimately judge... Yeah, they've already judged. |
| 16 | Ted Nugent speaks about military suicides. (Guess who he blames?) |
| 16 | And the Reverend Pat sayeth that the use of security cameras is a mark of The Beast. Thus, they are tools of the Antichrist and a sign of the End Times. It's also a song by Swedish metal band Meshuggah. |
| 16 | Ever heard of the world's most offensive Jewish car? It seems that the messages are changed on a regular basis. The owner explains his reasoning. |
| 16 | "In the end, the slippery slope, all or nothing, arguments advanced by extreme civil libertarians bear an uncomfortable resemblance to the slippery slope, all or nothing, arguments advanced by the National Rifle Association." |
| 16 | Peter LaBarbera: "I'm praying that "gay" bad boy Dan Savage repents + accepts Christ as Savior." Good luck with that... |
| 16 | Redefining terrorism so it covers Obama but not Al Qaeda. |
| 16 | They know science, but why are they fighting its conclusions on all fronts? (A methodology problem with the study, maybe? Similarly, if 58% know the relation between C02 and climate change, then why are we even having the debate?) |
| 16 | The Sunday Times makes a PRATT of itself: Natural Selection is to blame for school shootings and racism. |
| 16 | What do we celebrate on Dec. 25? Oh, the fact that you'll never win political office. |
| 16 | Vaccines cause allergies according to Infowars and WorldNutDaily. |
| 16 | Is the Fukushima reactor going to blow up? That's not what that study says, but let's scare scientifically illiterate people with terms of art anyway. |
| 16 | Peter Hitchens: Liberal compassion killed Mark Duggan, not the police (Neither does ADHD or dyselxia exist) |
| 16 | Move over, Bible Code. here's the REAL mystical revelation: The Keanu Code! |
| 16 | Everyone stay away from Mike Godwin: WSJ doubles down on Tom Perkins' Kristallnacht. |
| 16 | Funny, trained apes probably would know better about "known unknowns." |
| 16 | A very typical, disrespectful atheist calls Mark Levin with some disgusting and ill-informed remarks, and the gracious and gentlemanly Levin promptly and politely sets the record straight (Sarcasm? No...). |
| 16 | They're injecting you with disease in a conspiracy to weaken your immune system. Be afraid. And BTW buy our supplements. |
| 16 | The pot: Not even once. It's in Revelation, you know. (HT RWW.) |
| 16 | Because you can't resist putting "brain damage" and "political opponent X" in the same sentence, here's Turdblossom. |
| 16 | WhatYouOughtToKnow: The Big Bang isn't science, it's philosophy (since it can't be proven). |
| 16 | Irony alert: The week after it discontinues its own comments boards in favor of comments boards generated by Facebook, HuffPo posts this article. |
| 16 | The Religion Q&A blog at Patheos gets asked What’s the track record when atheists wield political power? and provides a sadly unsurprising answer. |
| 16 | PolitiFact: "Make it stop! Please!" |
| 16 | The "Tea Party Crusaders" issue their 2014 list of the 50 most popular conservatives. They should have just named it "Everything that is wrong with the Right.; the author conflates google searches with popularity, explaining why George W. Bush is #1. |
| 16 | Ok, I admit the Illuminati isn't real, but it is the strong delusion described in the Book of Revelation! |
| 16 | First we have Michelle Obama is a man, now Malia and Sasha are adopted. From Morocco. |
| 16 | Welcome to Blue Ash, Ohio, home of the |
| 16 | The Georgia Guidestones are coming true! 2014 block decoded! Ebola to maintain population under 500,000,000! |
| 16 | ... so yeah, there's Gamergate fanfic. Written by and for Gamergaters. |
| 16 | Libertarian Relationships versus Statist Relationships. Not Stefan Molyneux, surprisingly enough. |
| 16 | Gamergate will no longer accept the cultural Marxist lies of such SJW-corrupted far-leftist organs as, er, Wikipedia. No, they're telling their own story, their own way. (Here's the full horror.) via Mammoth. |
| 16 | Women who complain about a lack of women in the tech industry, are hypocrites, if they also aren't complaining about the lack of female boilermakers. |
| 16 | Poe's Law in action, again. VICE author mistakes 8chan roleplaying thread as a genuine attempt to establish a neo-Nazi white-supremacist utopia in Namibia. |
| 16 | More examples of brainless speculation by conspiracy theorists regarding Germanwings 4U 9525 - David Icke's forum - it's numerology, the French Airforce, false flag to blame ISIS, to stop people using passenger jets, etc.....Can now add hypnotism/mind control courtesy of son of MKULTRA |
| 16 | Meanwhile on the lunatic atheist side of the internet, Cenk Uyger is a Muslim apologist who is worse than Kirk Cameron because he doesn't support racial profiling and torture like Sam Harris does. Or something like that, it's hard to tell because of how bad the video is. |
| 16 | Another Christian music star says "Yep, I'm a gay." In response, the leading anti-gay-Christian website (yes, of course there are websites dedicated to opposing gay Christians) is now upset at the entire Christian pop/rock music scene. |
| 16 | Farah asks the important question: If our banks accounts are not secure on the Internet, why are they there? Yes, why should our money be available to us to shop online? |
| 16 | Melanie Philips throws a predictable hissy-fit over druids and religion. |
| 16 | Michael Nazir Ali, the former Bishop of Rochester, says British schools should teach that Christianity is a foundational part of British values. Melanie Phillips agrees, adding that Nazir Ali should be the Archbishop of Canterbury, because the liberal incumbent dared to apologise for the slave trade! |
| 16 | Hilarious and disingenuous interpretation of research: Principle of astrology proven to be scientific: planetary position imprints biological clocks of mammals, but "Don't confuse tabloid astrology with real astrology". |
| 16 | National Guard officer builds his own cross in order to be the first martyr for the DADT repeal. |
| 16 | Why are pedestrian deaths up? It's Michelle Obama's fault, of course! |
| 16 | Heaven has no feminine side. Scriptural evidence that Christianity is inherently sexist or just some pastor being a dick? |
| 16 | A poster at Above Top Secret discovers the public DOE Scientific and Technical Information website and ATSers decide that this is some kind of leak. ("IMPORTANT - Visit this government site and download shocking scientific reports before they disappear") Quote mining and wild misinterpretation ensue. Lone voices of reason meet paranoia.[6] Pass the popcorn! |
| 16 | In an interview for a new right wing book titled The Flipside of Feminism: What Conservative Women Know - And Men Can't Say, the thing that spawned Assfly makes the following claim: "If there's one thing feminists love, it's divorce - they consider it liberating." Because every marriage would be perfect if it weren't for feminism. |
| 16 | Glenn Beck: Anti-Christ! |
| 16 | Feminism is EVIL!!! In fact, it's rebellion against God's AUTHORITY!(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 16 | Andrew Bolt: Warmists are attempting to hijack Easter to turn it into a Paganistic Gaia worshiping ritual...not that Easter ever had any relation to Paganism. |
| 16 | Ann Simonton of Media Watch: In order to give women the power to make choices, we must not allow actresses to make the choice of acting in roles I find offensive. Bonus quote: "vampires of color" |
| 16 | Pat Robertson: Liberals support abortion to make lesbians equal. |
| 16 | We need a new word - Stupidism? Trumperism? Now the toupeed wonder wonders if "dumb" Obama cheated to get into Columbia and Harvard? |
| 16 | An insight into the minds of the WND title editors: Bitches is not allowed (except in huge gold letters). Fart is not allowed (RIP Carlin). Juvenile masturbation joke? That is cool. |
| 16 | Do you or any of your relatives support Obama? Yes? NO CANDY FOR YOU! |
| 16 | Dear Old Mumsy still hates the Equal Rights Amendment. |
| 16 | Margaret Thatcher snubs Sarah Palin because socialists feed her disinformation. (Really, Maggie - the Iron Fucking Lady, screwed the miners, not for turning - Thatcher employs socialists to do her research?) |
| 16 | Pat Buchanan: Breivik may be right. |
| 16 | Ann Coulter stays classy. |
| 16 | Carbon dating only works if the Bible is rubbish. Heard of historical-critical hermeneutics, fellows? |
| 16 | Beware the evils of...UNICEF! |
| 15 | U.S. Reps. Maxine Waters and Andre Carson are opposed to the Tea Party. The New Black Panther Party has posted a YouTube video. Therefore, President Obama is soon to start a race war.img |
| 15 | "Pine Cones Are Complicated". School kids prove Evilution wrong. And dismissing Muslim entries due to Biblical inconsistency is never wrong.(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 15 | As seen on The Colbert Report, now for your eyes only, George Will's Denim Demon. Now get off his lawn, ya dang kids! |
| 15 | James Delingpole don't need no steenkin' trend lines. And an explanation of the mysterious graph on that page. |
| 15 | Life begins at conception. Therefore, Barbara Boxer is wrong about climate change. |
| 15 | Rick "Frothy Mixture" Santorum says the Obama administration didn't really get bin Laden because "the decision had been made ten years ago." Meanwhile in Iraq... |
| 15 | Hitch continues to troll idiot theists from beyond the grave. |
| 15 | "No (sic) only is Ms. Hillary ruthless to the core and would do any bidding to put herself in the No. 2 seat, but so too would her equally felonious hubby, Bill. In this way, he could back door his way into the White House for a second run at the interns, among other “affairs of state.”". WorldNetDaily, please don't ever change. |
| 15 | Wikipedia's page of quotes from scientists opposing global warming is little more than a playground for cranks to put up anti-global warming arguments. It's up for deletion for the fifth time, but the crazy global warming deniers are already out in force. Will Wikipedia finally grow a brain and delete it? |
| 15 | A journalist (sic) at the Calgary Herald editorializes about the link between abortion and breast cancer...by citing the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons as a credible source. |
| 15 | Contraception on the cheap: Put an aspirin between your knees to make sure you keep your legs closed. |
| 15 | Joseph Farah continues to have kittens over the "media" ignoring Sherrif Joe's "report." Oh, and he wants your money too. |
| 15 | Oh noes! A Santorum supporting heavy metal singer says Obama was born "somewhere else." Hold the Front Page! |
| 15 | David Cameron is No True Christian because he isn't abusing his position to give Christians political and social dominance over all other faiths and non-faiths. |
| 15 | Suddenly WND think carbon footprints are a bad thing to leave behind. Why? Because Obama. |
| 15 | Hello, TJ. |
| 15 | So... God is, according to CMI, the Large Hadron Collider? |
| 15 | Bryan Fischer: The government should tax atheists. |
| 15 | A mere 12 hours after the "Dark Knight massacre" in Aurora and Reason.com was already able to cherry-pick a half-dozen instances of half-assed speculations by media pundits and politicians about the shooter and his motives. Update: The NRA on Twitter: |
| 15 | Aurora shooter may have been suffering from demonic possession |
| 15 | Romney landslide! based on numbers I got from somewhere |
| 15 | Sarah Maid of Albion: Basically, if you discount the black medallists in Britain's Olympic team, there weren't any black medallists in Britain's Olympic team! |
| 15 | Gawker reads Godlike Productions so you don't have to: Moon Truthers react to Neil Armstrong's death. |
| 15 | Yup, because clearly we should go through life assuming that everyone else is exactly like us. |
| 15 | The Spanish flu[wp] that killed millions in 1918-1919 was actually aspirin. |
| 15 | More GOP denialist spin, as told by Grover Norquist to HuffPo: Even though the GOP lost the presidency and failed to take the Senate (in fact, they lost two seats in the Senate and have lost ground in the House of Representatives), "The Republicans are as strong as they were after 2010, and that was considered a devastating body blow to the Obama administration and Democratic hopes." |
| 15 | Conservatives rally around poor Kenneth Gladney, a black conservative just trying to make a living who was assaulted by "Obama Union Thugs." Interesting story about this though, after the "assault," Mr. Gladney was able to yell and scream, and he seemed just fine when he appeared on Fox News the next day. But come Saturday, two days after the attack, he's suddenly confined to a wheelchair and too hurt to speak. Those union thugs must be using some sort of delayed reaction crippling device, no doubt built by Barack Obama himself to silence the protesters. |
| 15 | Ok then, quit your job. A net gain for everyone. |
| 15 | Stormfront: The real problem with video games isn't the violence, it's the Jooz' anti-white propaganda! |
| 15 | If marijuana is legalized, liquor stores should not be allowed to sell it, because they sell dangerous products, like alcohol. |
| 15 | Satoshi Kanazawa expresses his disdain for Dawkins, outspoken atheists in general and... foreigners. |
| 15 | A story about blaming the victim: US Women get the same right in the military that we've had only since 1989? That's good...but they get |
| 15 | Margaret Wente: Torture is a good idea because it works in da movies. Surprise bonus: Commenting not automatically disabled. |
| 15 | Austrian schooler: Canada gets rid of the penny? We're turning into Zimbabwe! |
| 15 | In a Gaffney-esque move, WND reports on the latest conspiracy theory: Obama's new CIA chief is a seekrit Muslim. |
| 15 | Not liking a man with bad grammar is one thing but is calling someone a female the same as calling someone a nigger? |
| 15 | Obama explains that he works with the power that he has to void the misconception he can do whatever he wants. The right jump all over it. OBAMA WANTS 2 B DICTATOR!!!1!11! |
| 15 | Peter Hitchens is going to prison for speaking his mind! - or not, as being an ignorant right-wing table-thumper is still legal. (Warning: Daily Mail link) |
| 15 | WND: A North Korean EMP attack could destroy America! |
| 15 | Vox Day argues that softening immigration restrictions is "electoral suicide" for the GOP: "The legality or illegality [of immigration] has never been the issue. The issue has always been what it has been since the Israelites first immigrated to Canaan; the quantity." |
| 15 | Because Starbucks support gay marriage, real Christians shouldn't drink their coffee. |
| 15 | Some people get off on spanking. Now there's a Christian (who else?) group encouraging men to spank their wives not for a little S & M fun, but to keep them god-fearing, dutiful wives when they do something naughty. No, really!(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) And now for something |
| 15 | And now, some Butt-hurt about Wendy Davis. He even uses the term "Pro-Abort". |
| 15 | Tanya Luhrmann recommends that atheists should ... pray. (This is your brain on Templeton Foundation money.) (HT Jerry Coyne.) |
| 15 | You'd think a $170 cure Hat tip for autism would remember to spell the condition it's curing right. The customer reviews make good reading. |
| 15 | Unlike Jerome Corsi, the Pope isn't a hateful bigot, therefore how can he be Catholic? |
| 15 | According to UFO Digest, Vikings fought Neanderthals in Medieval Russia, as described in |
| 15 | Teabagger from California decries Obama's misdeeds. Short version: We aren't subverting the country, You are! |
| 15 | Megyn Kelly tries to rein in Caribou Barbie. It's in the clogs for a reason. |
| 15 | Farah: You insolent peasants, why are you not giving me money - do you want Obama to be President for three more years or something? While we are on that topic, why have only 75,000 of you bought my book? |
| 15 | Coincidence? You be the judge: Egyptian pyramid and Irish mound are exactly one tenth of a great circle apart |
| 15 | English nationalist crank predicts a spate of arson attacks against windmills because of a joke printed on the wall of a cafe. |
| 15 | "Is Tina Fey the Reincarnation of Napoleon?" (Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 15 | David Frum warns Americans for the restoration of the Soviet Union and urges the US to intervene in the Ukraine: "An inward-looking America is averting its attention from its own most important interests and highest ideals." An inward-looking America also does not invade countries left and right. |
| 15 | "The real reason for progressives’ passion for trains is their goal of diminishing Americans’ individualism in order to make them more amenable to collectivism." It seems George Will is already on a certain kind of train. (And a very expensive one too.) |
| 15 | Canada's Donald Trump is one step closer to being fired. |
| 15 | Burt Prelutsky: There is nothing wrong with me, it is all the liberals doing. Oh, by the way bashing your wife over the head with a chair is an appropriate way of dealing with her excessive spending. Has he been watching too many repeats of The Honeymooners? |
| 15 | Towards the end of his article Farah gets closer to the truth behind the birther movement: it is an attempt to prevent Obama's re-election. (Also, note Farah's whopper about how natural born citizens have to have citizen parents.) |
| 15 | Brian Lilley of the Sun News Network: I want more Global warming because I hate winter! |
| 15 | Bill Maher: "I like Rob Ford...because he takes that crack and he channels it toward working for the people." (Well, if your definition of "the people" tends to include drug-trafficking extortionists who threaten to throw acid and kill women, yeah, maaan.) |
| 15 | The Kochtopus: Good god, it all makes sense! |
| 15 | Prospective UKIP candidate |
| 15 | Time to revisit Benghazi again! ("I don't give a damn whose careers are ruined...we can't give you closure. Just facts. The truth.") This time, Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) cites Globalresearch.ca as a legitimate source - see 36:25. |
| 15 | Maureen Dowd eats a weed brownie. It's exactly as bad as it sounds. Update: Don't give Friedman any ideas. |
| 15 | Reason magazine reminds us that school shootings are uncommon. That gun violence is so prevalent in the US is besides the point, I guess. |
| 15 | Prepare for the next "Once again, we (at Fox) put something on the air that's a flat out lie and distortion." |
| 15 | After being called out by Greta Christina about his vile rape comments, the Amazing Atheist finally posts a video explaining his actions: He was only joking and Reddit trolls pissed him off, so he thought he'd offend them back. |
| 15 | The Most Powerful Name in News. |
| 15 | A man allegedly lost his virginity to an alien; another man experienced difficulties in his marriage after having an affair with a different alien. NSFW |
| 15 | Helpful pre-need planning suggestions from PETA's Ingrid Newkirk. |
| 15 | The bible says that the end times will begin when israel returns home. Sure it didn't happen DECADES later, but want to know how I know it will happen for sure this time? More Jews in Israel than the United States! |
| 15 | The Vigilant Christian: The end times are about to occur because the pope accepts the theory of evolution... You're a little late. Guess where he ripped the video off from? |
| 15 | The vaccine for Ebola isn't even made yet... I guess Conspiracy theorists are using "predictive programming" now? |
| 15 | Behind the Patina of Anita Sarkeesian, a.k.a. "I'm a top-level Harvard faculty member no really I am watch me use all this jargon, bombast, and verbiage which proves I'm a senior Harvard academician pay no attention to the thesaurus and the flubbed Foucauldian philosophy behind the curtain"Possible Poe? |
| 15 | A post about creation, linking language and computer science to religious text.' Also here fromthemachine.org |
| 15 | The War Against Christians and Even Christmas |
| 15 | The Liberty Eagle praises the elimination of the estate tax, calling it double taxation. Forgets the beneficiaries never paid taxes on the money. |
| 15 | "Evolutionism: the dying West's science of magic and madness." Who knew that secularism and rationalism are forms of "animism"? |
| 15 | So how does WND report a story on a group of far-right Christian zealots that want to over throw the US federal government? Put it about two-thirds the way down the page (high lighted in yellow) and then dig out a four month old story about how the real terrorist are those rag-heads. |
| 15 | It's been 12 years since the media first perpetuated up the MMR hoax. You'd think that education and knowledge of the subject of vaccinations would have improved as a result of the studies completely discrediting the likes of Andrew Wakefield, right? Not if the comments on this Daily Mail article are anything to go by. |
| 15 | Giving the Nobel to Liu Xiaobo is a vast western conspiracy against China |
| 15 | Yawn. If you're a leftie, you're probably a loonie. |
| 15 | Rush Limbaugh: "Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are terrorists." |
| 15 | Floods, nothing to do with rain, everything to do with, well, not sure what! |
| 15 | Onoz!!! The Illinois legislature has just passed an enormous income tax hike -- up 66 percent for personal income and 46 percent for corporations!!!!! How will the poor, oppressed people ever survive this monster rate hike (from 3 percent to 5 percent for individuals and from 4.8 percent to 7 percent for corporations)? |
| 15 | WND reports that good, wholesome Christians might be regularly and unintentionally eating "food sacraficed to idols." Unfortunately, the story is based on a |
| 15 | Virginia is ahead of the game when it comes to dumping the mighty $, once the Fed collapses. |
| 15 | Lemmy got thrown out of Hawkwind for taking too many drugs. Peter Gabriel got thrown out of Genesis for being too pretentious. And now Ken Ham has got banned from a Creationist conference for being too much of a Creationism nut job. |
| 15 | Pole dancing for Jesus! |
| 15 | Terry Chuckarse proves you can shoehorn creationism into anything. Even NASA missions to other planets. |
| 15 | Fox News: Defending the world from mothers who paint their sons' toenails |
| 15 | Orly Taitz: "Obama holds dual citizenship in countries including America, Great Britain, Indonesia and Kenya. Can somebody with dual citizenship be President?" |
| 15 | Pamela Geller: The order to kill Osama was actually the result of a coup within the White House. |
| 15 | Camping comes out of hiding, is "flabbergasted" that he's not in heaven. |
| 15 | Kentucky teabaggers wear their |
| 15 | Life imitates anime: Japan Is Cursed Because The Emperor Had Sex With A Demon |
| 15 | Bryan Fischer: The individual states have the authority to regulate religious expression. |
| 15 | Richard Dawkins: "Retarded" (at least according to Ann Coulter). Update: Sensuous Curmudgeon fisks. Update II: PZ Myers fisks as well. |
| 15 | Fundie thinks Atheists should be put on national registry.(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) Perhaps we can wear little yellow nothings? |
| 14 | Global Frauding is an attack on science by post-modern leftists. |
| 14 | "President Obama only cares about your job if you work at Planned Parenthood, America’s abortion giant." |
| 14 | Failing at statistics while complaining about the looters? Just another day in Wingnuttia. |
| 14 | Minecraft: Tool of the devil |
| 14 | How the "virtuocracy" really caused all the world's problems. |
| 14 | Them Muppets is Commies! Commies, I tells ya! Fox News told me so! |
| 14 | So, how are all the good Christians reacting to the death of Christopher Hitchens? Drinking buddy William Bennett says: "And I hope as the big atheist that he was, he’s in for a big surprise." Rick Warren tweets of his "friend": "He knows the Truth now." And Bryan Fischer basically says: For God so loved Hitch that He has sent him to hell to burn in everlasting torment. Lovely. UPDATE: Ross Douthat chimes in -- "He was not so much a disbeliever as a rebel." Yeah, right. |
| 14 | "Mars visitors Basiago and Stillings confirm Barack Obama traveled to Mars" |
| 14 | Looks like we won't be seeing a "Rationalist Spring" at the Daily Mail any time soon... |
| 14 | SOPA will mean the end of Naturalnews! All together now... Yaaayyyyyyy! |
| 14 | "Global warming is nothing but a ruse to create a massive global bureaucracy that will rule the world with impunity... |
| 14 | Shorter Rick Santorum: Obamahitler. |
| 14 | Ray Comfort Godwins himself. |
| 14 | Hitler also hated gay-baiters! (h/t Ed Brayton) |
| 14 | A Tennessee university states that campus groups’ leadership requirements can no longer discriminate on race, faith, gender or sexual orientation. To fundies, this means that men can lead sororities or Muslims can lead Bible studies. |
| 14 | Wingnut Daily: Why won't the lamestream media cover our manufactured outrage, dammit?! ($$Oh, and buy the book from our superstore!$$) |
| 14 | Natural News: Why would the FDA raid a place proffering something as |
| 14 | Birther-supreme, Jerome Corsi, has a new hobby: flogging Breitbart's corpse. |
| 14 | Westboro Baptist Church is caught using Photoshop to fake a protest of Whitney Houston's funeral. (Isn't lying a sin?) |
| 14 | "10 Baffling Romance Tips From the Sociopaths at Fox News" It has nothing to do with skepticism. But the phrase "the sociopaths at Fox News" is just so eye catching. And it's entertaining to see the seemingly endless levels of craziness in Murdochland. (Where do they find these people?) |
| 14 | So apparently the Tea Party stopped pretending to not be racist. |
| 14 | Clyde Wilson, professional Neo-Confederate, is your cranky racist grandpa. |
| 14 | Police staff and officers in the UK are taking second jobs. Normal person: "Maybe we're not paying them enough in the face of cuts." Daily Mail: "SCANDAL! HOW DARE THEY! MUSH, SLAVES, MUSH!!" |
| 14 | World Net Daily proves Betteridge's law twice in one day. |
| 14 | Michael "Savage" Weiner and World Net Daily oppose flu vaccination. |
| 14 | According to the League of the South, federal gun control should be met with "righteous and manly armed resistance." (Because the U.S. government is just like King George III, don't you know?) |
| 14 | Total stupid knobhead |
| 14 | An airtight logical argument that the Second Amendment applies to military grade assault weaponry (It's in comic sans and written next to a stock image, so it must be true!) |
| 14 | We've had Jesus on toast, Jesus in Corn Flakes and now, Jesus in a bird turd. |
| 14 | North Korea is going to nuke the US for ...a very particular reason. God is making them fire it because of teh gheys, just like 9/11. |
| 14 | According to a GOP State Representative, the best way to avoid domestic violence is to drink alone. |
| 14 | No no, it was last week that New Atheists were afraid to criticise Islam. This week it's their defining feature. (HT Jerry Coyne.) |
| 14 | But at least sweatshops are not as bad as subsistence agriculture! |
| 14 | B-but muh economies! Amidst rambles about upcoming abortion legislation in the Republic of Ireland, a right-leaning journalist has a eureka moment - of course! Lefties only care about gays and blacks because they "lost" the economy argument! And isn't it a little bit curious that the phrase is so similar to the one in the recent column by that fucker from that fucking paper? |
| 14 | Casey Luskin calls the "Mars rat" a "false positive for a design inference." Say, maybe all of intelligent design is a false positive... |
| 14 | Orly Taitz is targeting these people. They should wear it like a badge of honor. |
| 14 | What's the best response to a study co-relating lower interest in politics for women with limited female representation in the political sphere? Oh, how about a dumb partisan attack during my election campaign. |
| 14 | Doctor, doctor! Kent Hovind has submitted (warning: 98Mb PDF) a second PhD thesis. |
| 14 | The Economist is still masturbating about Romney. |
| 14 | Yeah, Ergodan, just keep pushing your country's reputation down the drain. |
| 14 | Jerome Corsi doesn't believe sex is about fun. And to be fair, you've got to think that it probably isn't for him! |
| 14 | Your back-to-school lesson in irony from CNAV, which recommends that "it is always best" to choose the Federal Student Loan Program over private student loans. |
| 14 | Ten things we can learn from the slaughter of the Amorites in the Old Testament - or not! |
| 14 | Lech Walesa a few months ago: "Ditch the gays!" Lech Walesa today: "Merge Germany with Poland!" |
| 14 | Supposed "doctor" butchering physics in order to show how homeopathy "works". |
| 14 | Let me explain that I'm not a sociopath, and if you disagree, I'm going to make a violent threat. A libertarian addresses a certain breed of Liberal and concludes with, "But if you are planning to take me and my family down with you, as we say down here in the South, I will stomp a mud-hole in your chest and walk it dry. Bring it." |
| 14 | Pamela Geller doesn't like a resolution condemning ethnic cleansing in Burma because the victims are Muslim. (It seems "jihad" is now a placeholder for anything Islam.) |
| 14 | We wouldn't have dared done this with Mao! Or Deng! Or Gorbachev! Commie propaganda coup. |
| 14 | The world may or may not be ending because of Obamacare but you'd better buy your guns and build your stockpiles just in case. |
| 14 | Fars goes full crazy. Perhaps they should read the RW article on Sorcha Faal. |
| 14 | Daily Mail columnist "discovers the plight of the homeless" because she spent too much money, couldn't afford a hotel room and spent about 7 seconds outside before her agent bailed her out. |
| 14 | Ol' Chuckie thinks that Obama is going to use Interpol to hide all the evidence of his traitorous concessions to global jihadists. |
| 14 | Eek! The NSA broke into my computer when it was offline and hijacked the Delete key! |
| 14 | Fartiste and his buddies chuckle over a demotivational graphic irrefutably demonstrating that all civilization was created by white males... which, on closer inspection, is revealed to be nothing but a bunch of random pixels. |
| 14 | World accuses Bill O’Reilly of being bad influence on 'boys of Irish heritage' |
| 14 | Sun News on Muslims: "Some people just aren't like us" and those who believe in Multiculturalism are "do-gooders" and "deniers". |
| 14 | "We allow ourselves only two major political parties. One of them is completely out of its fcking mind." |
| 14 | The National Review takes a page from the Daily Mail. |
| 14 | "The Legend of Zelda proves the Illuminati!" |
| 14 | 5 Ways to Explain Bitcoin Over Christmas Dinner. Perhaps your drunk racist uncle isn't such bad company by comparison. |
| 14 | William Gheen Defends Don Sterling: 'I'm More Worried About The Black Mobs' |
| 14 | Climate "science" is an oxymoron. No, the only moron around here is Gerald Warner, who clearly doesn't understand the first thing about the subject which the Telegraph has decided to allow him to write about. |
| 14 | Rick Santorum says tolerance is a two-way street. |
| 14 | You Fail Astronomy Forever. |
| 14 | After gunman goes on the rampage in Cumbria it is obvious we need to relax gun control. |
| 14 | WorldNetDaily prints "I totally heard from a friend who knows this guy that says his cousin knows Obama is stealing the election" as news. |
| 14 | Farah: "America and California have irreconcilable differences." |
| 14 | The General Ripper-ification of the Internet continues: X-ray backscatter machines are a plot by Obama to sterilize rich white men so that the Muslim hordes can take over the country in a generation. |
| 14 | With the repeal of "Don't Ask Don't Tell", let the straw-grasping and obstructionism begin. |
| 14 | VenomFangX has returned to Youtube. |
| 14 | World Net Daily wants you! Er... your money. |
| 14 | As Egyptians and Tunisians fight against their dictatorial leadership, WND screams "Global Jihad!!" (as a bonus, on 31 Jan 2011, the top 12 WND headlines all include the word "Islam," "Islamist," or "Muslim.") |
| 14 | America should tell Middle Eastern countries God hates revolutions. |
| 14 | Memo to the hosts of Fox and Friends: How many Walgreens Rewards Points do you get for a mammogram and/or a pap smear? |
| 14 | American Thinker's Bayesian Obama authorship conspiracy theory. It's science! |
| 14 | WND finally takes the leap into promoting trash about the New World Order. How long until Obama's declared a shape-shifting alien? |
| 14 | Chuck Norris is launching an "expose" of "creeping Sharia." |
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| 14 | The real Antichrist - Gordon Brown! |
| 14 | Mike Adams shatters some irony meters by penning a column called The Gullible Mind. |
| 14 | A student was doing poorly in school. His teacher decided to go the extra mile and ask why, and they managed to get him back on track. Therefore, obviously, with respect to education, the Obama administration is talking bunk and efforts to improve teacher performance are not effective. |
| 14 | Pamela Geller: Obama calls for "Auschwitz borders." |
| 14 | Chris Christie accepts scientific reality and thus is unworthy to be a Republican. |
| 14 | As usual, the tired old bigoted comedian Rush Limbaugh took offense that anyone could call Sarah Palin "nuts," even though she is quite obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and her grip on reality is, shall we say, tenuous. And as usual, Limbaugh blamed it on the left, i.e. the Guardian's Wintour/Watt blog. What he doesn't understand is that Palin's nutsiness is not a partisan matter in Britain, or anywhere else in the world. It is an obvious truth marveled at by all. Palin's emergence as a serious figure in American politics has made the country a laughing stock across the world. The idea that a stateswoman like Thatcher, in advanced dementia, would be used by such a crackpot is simply unseemly. |
| 14 | Brent Bozell has hit a new low, even for him. He's shilling for Ann Coulter! (Quote:"If [the media] weren't liberals, none of her mockery of liberals would bother them." Does Brent apply the same logic to gays I wonder? If so, did he ever get beyond the seventh grade? "Why are you sticking up for the gays? Are you gay? You must be!") |
| 14 | I looked up "batshit insane" and it said "See Arizona." |
| 14 | Hey, little girl, want some candy? |
| 14 | In case you weren't sure when the decline in democracy in the US started, it was in 1787, with the Constitution. |
| 14 | You heard it here first: Cancer is cured (again)! |
| 13 | When Glenn Beck's site attempts to do parody.... |
| 13 | Mike Adams has it figured out: Everything is fake except for quackery and conspiracy theories! |
| 13 | David Klinghoffer: the parallels between darwinism and 9/11 conspiracy theories. Some delicious irony here... |
| 13 | Why have we never gone back to the moon? Nazis and aliens! |
| 13 | The Daily Fail unwittingly reveal Amanda Knox as guilty in a pre-written article - complete with "genuine" reaction quotes from prosecutors. |
| 13 | WND poll: Obama bowed before the Saudi king, because a) of he is eagerness to surrender U.S. sovereignty, b) one day all infidels will bow to Muslims or c) another ridiculous strawman. |
| 13 | From the man who brought you the "Gaystapo" (see below), Stonewall giving Melanie Phillips a (well-deserved) "Bigot of the Year Award" is giving her a yellow star to wear. |
| 13 | From the man who resigned after Muslim students complained about him being an asshole comes The Cult of Atheism - with extra added bonus chilling font. |
| 13 | "Earth has become the battleground for extra-terrestrials to advance their own political agenda for the future of the planet..." |
| 13 | Some facts about Iceland that the American media doesn't want you to know: (1) it is a member of the EU; (2) it had an "agrarian collapse" in the 9th century, despite its not even having any agriculture to collapse until the end of that century. UPDATE: Naomi Klein endorses the article and fact-checkers find almost more errors in it than there are words. |
| 13 | Militant Atheism Exposed The majority of scientists have turned against religion, there has to be something wrong with the way they do science. There can’t be any problem with religion. |
| 13 | News item: Kim Jong-il dies. Twitter nation responds: "Is this true??? Did LiL Kim DiE??? I'm here on Twitter cuz if so this where the facts go 1st" |
| 13 | WorldNetDaily: Discounting someone's testimony due to their "negative statements about transgenderism" is absurd, even when they are making accusations against a trans woman with only their word to back it up. |
| 13 | Ignorant Fucktard: JC Penny hiring Ellen DeGeneres will kill women! |
| 13 | Okay, so maybe all these Twitter users are just into a bit of heavy S&M. Update: If you thought that was bad... |
| 13 | Ann Coulter departs from her normally superlative rhetoric...to compare the death of Andrew Breitbart to the death of John Lennon. Yes, it's exactly the same...if you discount the fact that Lennon was well-liked by millions of adoring fans, was murdered by a psychopath, and people cried afterwards. |
| 13 | Mitt Romney's reasoning why on why clean energy is a pipe dream? "You can't drive a car with a windmill on it." Probably not the best position to take for someone who has driven a car with a dog on top of it. |
| 13 | Why did Sandra Fluke testify? Because Obama. |
| 13 | Sheriff Joe: The media cover-up of the birther scandal is "bigger than Watergate." |
| 13 | Not only is Santa Claus real, he spends the rest of the year "singing" prose poems about the horrors of a godless world to the tune of stock Christmas music! Really. (Of course, this is an improvement on his past history of violence toward heretics.) |
| 13 | Celebrating Earth Day? Then you're a filthy commie! |
| 13 | Chris Hedges: Most of the evil in the world today can be traced back to the replacement of mysticism with rationalism. |
| 13 | Shorter Roger Ebert: "Allow me to dress up my blatant sexism in the form of a compliment!" More: Ebert gets fisked. |
| 13 | Astroturf tax protesting and bad evolutionary psychology hit head on, as the Tax |
| 13 | We want to be the first people on Mars. Our crew: a washed-up entrepreneur, physicist, graphics designer and marketing agent! And we have a Nobel Prize winner to announce us! Our funding: $0. |
| 13 | Michele Bachmann - still carrying on about Muslim penetration. |
| 13 | The Oatmeal's 'How To Suck At Your Religion' comic is offensive to Catholics because... because... because WWWAAAAAHHHH!!! |
| 13 | An Alabama preacher who supports Chick-fil-A's anti-gay marriage stance repeats a 2008 claim by a rabbi who supported Prop 8. So, can you guess what he thinks will happen if gay marriage is legalized? Hint: He's read Genesis 6. |
| 13 | TPTB are shaking with fear as Tila Tequila takes on the Illuminati. |
| 13 | Joe Scarborough: I'm Sorry That I Was Right ALL ALONG!! Also, Simpsons and the Beatles!! |
| 13 | Teh EPA is taking away your wood burning stoves! Kinda like Obama coming for our guns! Too bad they don't pay attention to reality or science. |
| 13 | Bryan Fischer: Jerry Sandusky as the new poster boy for Scouting |
| 13 | ENV: Less than a day after David Klinghoffer cites an AiG speaker in support of the claim that Intelligent Design is not creationism,img Jonathan Wells appears to have given up the pretextimg that ID is scientific and not religious altogether. |
| 13 | Speaking of anthropology, the problem with the field is obviously that it's been overrun by Marxists, Jews, and Marxist Jews. |
| 13 | Paleocon hack Thomas Fleming has discovered the secret "leftist equation": "gays=blacks=women in Muslim countries=baby seals." Who knew? (Bonus: right-wing culture warriors are all closet leftists.) |
| 13 | Opposing oppressive governments is the same as breaking the speed limit: wrong Bernie Ecclestone is yet another rich fuckwit |
| 13 | Scoring points with the holocaust, classy. |
| 13 | Dennis Prager strikes again with an article that basically says, "Secularists and feminists made college kids into depressed sluts. Also, the doctor with a PhD in this subject has no idea what she's talking about, unless it's on one of the occasions she's agreeing with me." |
| 13 | The five wackiest things heard at the NRA Convention. |
| 13 | Random guy on Godlike Productions: "Illuminati Card "BACKLASH" Being Played Now"! Apparently the idea of naming a card after a real-life concept is alien to GLPers, as well as the idea of not linking a site that debunks your claim in the first post (either that, or our article sucks.) |
| 13 | Jack Chick gives us a fairly unremarkable tract for Halloween. Notable largely for an unexpected celebrity cameo next to Satan. |
| 13 | Dean Chambers, the genius behind Unskewed Polls, has determined that Obama is actually gay. Which must make him studlier than Theodore Roosevelt. |
| 13 | Not only are single moms responsible for the breakdown of society, they are also the reason for the decline in newspaper readership! |
| 13 | "The Chinese are coming! The Chinese are coming!" |
| 13 | The monsters under your bed are aura babies that grew up wrong. |
| 13 | My body is ready! The World Congress of Quantum Medicine is coming. |
| 13 | The Neocons at the Washington Post are desperate to stay relevant. |
| 13 | Alex Jones exposed, courtesy of some raging antisemitism. |
| 13 | Arnie Gundersen says he won't eat Pacific coast fish because of Fukushima I pollution, and that he and Fairewinds believe low levels of radiation are somehow worse than high levels. |
| 13 | "Thanks to my prayers, you didn't suffer the humiliation of power cuts during the World Cup. You now owe me $23 million. You're welcome." |
| 13 | And now, more fun with eschatology! The rapture is at hand, as foretold by the uniform numbers of Peyton Manning and Tom Brady, the videos for "Gangnam Style" and "Call Me, Baby", and a new iPad commercial with windmills that is really a prophecy of nuclear war.!(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 13 | This just in:"Condom's" are not effective versus demons. According to sex-obsessed Julie, you still need crucifixes and garlic or whatever to guard your bloomers from demonic attacks. |
| 13 | A simple and elegant proposal to |
| 13 | It's true - paid government disinfo agents are infiltrating the interwebs! Fortunately Before it's Nuts has the real gen for us: No need to worry - it's all just a conspiracy by globalists, dont' believe a word of it! |
| 13 | The Right Stuff reveals the feminist plot to use Bitcoin, the IT community, and the Libertarian community as part of their evil rent-seeking agenda. |
| 13 | Poe's Law on the WSJ: Give Rand Paul the presidential nomination. The Seventh Party System is here. |
| 13 | North Korea indulges in projection. |
| 13 | The Facebook-dwelling RWans will probably appreciate the Space Fraud Mob Squad. Forget the Moon landings, space itself is a hoax! |
| 13 | The results are not even in yet... |
| 13 | Oh, America is Persecuting Christians by not teaching Creationism, but if Muslims complain one of their HOLIEST worship sites is closed, and they want to go to war for it, that's the ABOMINATION IS DESOLATION IN THE BOOK OF REVELATION. Also, The pissed-off Muslims who rioted: Mind controlled slaves. |
| 13 | Eric Metaxas and the WSJ finally go full-bore 'God musta done it' |
| 13 | This story about a Christian group that denies the existence of dinosaurs is the latest internet eye-roller about the willfully ignorant. However, since this "group" came out of nowhere, the woman posting the video seems to be the only face of the "group", and she doesn't give her name or provide any way to contact the "group", this story probably deserves one of these.(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 13 | Um, Burt. If 20 million Australians were trying to sneak into the US, that would be known as the whole goddamn country. Oh yeah, if you are black, born in the US, and are in any way unhappy with it, you should go back to Africa. Of course as Farah informs us, the only racists are those Democrats trying to correct past injustices. |
| 13 | Rep. Steve King is introducing legislation to ban the Supreme Court from even HEARING cases involving "the definition of marriage". Separation of Powers? What's that? |
| 13 | Because WND was not making enough from advertising, shilling its own books, and it "exclusive" subscription only G2 Bulletin; WND is now going to sell the crap they give away for free, in a weekly form. |
| 13 | Obama's devious plan to steal the next election. |
| 13 | Marie Stopes clinics get approval for ads for emergency contraception. The Daily Fail foams at the mouth over ads selling abortion |
| 13 | Not so much a clog post as one of the more WTF and sickening moments from Yahoo Answers.(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 13 | After President Obama's address concerning the withdrawal of combat troops from Iraq, one of Dubya's former advisors posted this fawning column praising the former Gawd-inspired Decider Guy and Edumacator-In-Chief. The next day, Keith Olbermann nuked the column thusly. |
| 13 | So what are we supposed to use? Candles and paraffin? |
| 13 | Oh noes! Obama appeared on |
| 13 | Representative John Shimkus insists we shouldn't concerned about the planet being destroyed because God promised Noah it wouldn't happen again after the great flood The Daily Mail reports. Speaking before a House Energy Subcommittee on Energy and Environment hearing in March, 2009, Shimkus quoted Chapter 8, Verse 22 of the Book of Genesis. They are a little bit late in reporting this, which makes it even funnier. |
| 13 | Some went and posted an anti-science screed called "Error in Rigour", by an Amitakh Stanford, to a bunch of science- and skepticism-oriented forums in the same day. The purpose is so far unknown, but the original website is highly recommended to green ink connoisseurs. |
| 13 | The Associated Press and MSN/MSNBC have also caught wind of those who believe that the rapture will come on May 21. And thanks to the photo in the story, we now know about this website dedicated to this "prophecy". |
| 13 | Dick Morris thinks Obama controls every market in the world. |
| 13 | Eek! U.S. combat troops to get gay sensitivity training, as part of Obama's ever-expanding homosexualist agenda. If we let this go much further, we'll turn into another >ugh!< Great Britain! |
| 13 | Wingnut shyster vs. woo-meister: Andrew Breitbart calls out Arianna for her "Huffpocracy" |
| 13 | "‘Gay’ is a left-wing socio-political construct designed to create grounds for fundamental rights [based on] whimsical capricious desires;" right-thinking persons should use more politically correct terms, such as "unnatural vice" or "anti-Christian." |
| 13 | Harry Reid leaves out "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance, which of course means that he is not saying it accurately and hates America. |
| 13 | Mike Adams is worried that a Nevada bill creating a licensing board for quackery might ban some of his quackery! |
| 13 | Once again, David Brooks manages to wildly contradict himself within one of his columns. In his 21 April column -- ostensibly a review of the Broadway musical The Book of Mormon -- he first writes that "religion itself can do enormous good as long as people take religious teaching metaphorically and not literally". Then -- two paragraphs later -- he writes "The religions that grow, succor and motivate people to perform heroic acts of service are usually theologically rigorous, arduous in practice and definite in their convictions about what is True and False." So, which is it, Dave? |
| 13 | This one's a bit late (sorry!), but a senior editor at a newspaper owned by some of User 188's favourite people, thinks President Obama should have either flown the SEALs to the compound or gone to church instead of playing golf before the raid that killed Osama/Usama. |
| 13 | Try the Alex Jones quote generator |
| 13 | The Roswell incident was apparently the result of Stalin trying to throw the US into panic by sending a prototype jet full of deformed children. Created by Dr. Mengele. |
| 13 | Summer camp that |
| 13 | NaturalNews shatters some irony meters with a post complaining about fear-mongering. |
| 13 | Alex Jones: DMT was invented so the elite could harness the power of magic elves to kill us all. |
| 13 | It's true, Hollywood movies are a government plot to desensitize us to the next conspiracy! |
| 13 | Not like China ever breached "basic norms governing international relations" with regards to Tibet |
| 13 | Get yer guns, the gays are a-comin'! |
| 13 | Orly Taitz has a subpoena to see the original birth certificate. Maybe that will shut the bitch up. |
| 13 | America's natural and national treasures belong in private hands |
| 13 | Asteroids were once a part of the Earth. Once upon a time, the earth was flooded by a huge geyser eruption that sent a lot of water and rock beyond the earth's gravitational pull; the water rained onto Mars and the rock became the asteroids. |
| 13 | In search of that elusive advertising dollar, WND seems happy to blame Obama for anything. Even the 2012 end of the world. |
| 13 | THREE VIDEOS: Get 'em while they're young. Really, really, REALLY young. |
| 13 | Learn about Disney's Creeping Cultural Hegemony! Read about how Mickey Mouse colonizes children's consciousness and falsifies it! See how Disney has lured and seduced the innocent into consumerism. And all for the low, low price of $25! |
| 12 | Joseph Farah still wants Sarah Palin to be president. How can she overcome her unelectability, ignorance, and the general hatred towards her by liberals? By running as a Democrat, of course. |
| 12 | This week in No True Christian: Answers in Genesis is a liberal front-group and by the way, don't vote for Mormons. |
| 12 | WND: The government is impeding our freedoms, by not telling us about the aliens. |
| 12 | Pamela Geller: YouTube is a well-known pro-Jihadi outlet subject to Sharia law. |
| 12 | Watch... erm, Rick.. erm, Perry's campaign... erm, end... er... erm... I can't remember the rest, but, erm... watch it, do... yes... It, erm... does, something... erm. What was I talking about? ...erm... THE EPA IS EVIL!! Yes... erm... |
| 12 | This week in theocratic doublethink... |
| 12 | Lunatic fringe found on tree (3 letters) |
| 12 | A vote for Mitt Romney is a vote for ze damn French. |
| 12 | Atlanta Jewish Times editor: Israel should assassinate Obama. |
| 12 | Holy fuck. |
| 12 | “Buddy” Roemer drops out of the GOP nomination race; announces he's running as an independent, thereby possibly splitting the GOP vote; and it's all Obama's fault. |
| 12 | Skeptics can't be real people, they've got to be a deliberate disinformation campaign by Them, or maybe they're computer programs made by the Powers That Be: It can only be the wonders of the David Icke forum. |
| 12 | Former FBI employee claims she saw angels at 9/11 crash site. |
| 12 | After the failed link between the Aurora shooter and the tea party this is bound to happen. |
| 12 | Our Andy isn't the only person who likes to rewrite the Bible. Now |
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| 12 | Your next Rapture check point: Sept 25, 2012. And that's also why NASA cancelled the Shuttle program. |
| 12 | "Vandalism is proof that you have no arguments" - because you need an argument for "let's give people equal rights and privileges under the law and in the eyes of society". |
| 12 | Industrial pollutants? Deforestation tactics? Fracking? Nope: Solar flares and 'Mars Wobbles'. |
| 12 | Freedom of speech is important, but can we get this guy to just stop talking already? |
| 12 | The man who inspired a generation of GOP politicians to push the US to the brink of the "fiscal cliff" with a variety of tax cutting schemes -- especially if those cuts were specifically designed to favor only the rich -- offers his (incredibly simple-minded) "solution" to the problem he helped cause. |
| 12 | The Australian Vaccination Network branches out into advising diabetes sufferers against medical treatment. (HT Jo Alabaster.) |
| 12 | The winter is coming! Homo sapiens will be replaced by |
| 12 | "To raise these queries is not to play gotcha, or to be judgmental in a dire time." Er...yes you are, and you apparently don't know the definition of humanism too. |
| 12 | Amateur "grey hat" hacker |
| 12 | Announcing God Created Earth Day - or, let's make a boat load of money for Creation Today and Eric Hovind. |
| 12 | Hermann Göring, not Marinus van der Lubbe, set the Reichstag fire. Nazis carried out no direct executions within German borders. You likely see where I am going with this: Obama is going the way of Hitler. |
| 12 | I have my entire retirement and savings invested in Bitcoin. I will track its progress here over time. I'm sure it'll all work out fine. |
| 12 | Wente: Die, polar bears, die! |
| 12 | Pretentious paleoconservative hack Thomas Fleming takes a break from using bad history to justify his politics and decides to mix in some bad anthropology and bad evo-psych, too. |
| 12 | Obama's alien reptile shape-shifting security guard. |
| 12 | Bill-O declares the War on Christmas won. Next up: The War on Easter. |
| 12 | Faith2Action is on a roll now, this time comparing gays to smokers and trying to make a statement about gays as teachers. Notable because of the amount of young children used in making the ad rather than just being a shit analogy again. UPDATE: Wiped from YouTube. |
| 12 | The Daily Fail gives us all a timely warning that poor people are going to kill us all |
| 12 | Republicans love their country so much, they'll destroy it if necessary: Newsmax prints an article advocating a military coup to overthrow Obama, then gets cold feet (or possibly a visit from the Secret Service) and yanks it. Traitors and wimps--what a great combination! (Full text here, when and if the cache expires.) |
| 12 | Never before have I seen [7] so clumsy an attempt to couch race-baiting in the language of "diversity." |
| 12 | The Boston Marathon conspiracies haven't dried up yet (Video). UPDATE: in a follow-up video, the creator mentions an upsurge in dislikes and says that his detractors are "probably Jews". |
| 12 | The stupid...it hurts! And even when there is actually something strange noticed about the Asiana 214 crash the inability of the gullible to understand and deliberate efforts to "thumb down" the explanations in comments will lower your IQ. |
| 12 | Anglican Mainstream, the blog of choice for Anglicans who aren't big fans of gay people or women bishops, bemoaned the passage of the Marriage (Same Sex Couples) Bill by quoting Martin Niemoller's poem. Quickly realising that comparing the position of Christians who disagree with same-sex marriage with victims of the Holocaust is exceptionally tacky—especially when gay people were one of the groups who were sent to the concentration camps and killed by the Nazis—they've tacked on a notpology, which arguably makes it much worse. |
| 12 | Nicholas Cummings whines and cries about an SPLC lawsuit filed against his Jewish reparative therapy practice. Apparently, calling clients 'faggots' as you have them re-enact being sexually abused as children is "not unethical". |
| 12 | Breitbart: Gene Roddenberry is secretly running the Obama administration! |
| 12 | The Rupert Sheldrake Talk page at Wikipedia, currently the scene of a Fringe Freak Out featuring an army of woo proponents led by Craig Weiler who calls it "The Battle for Rupert Sheldrake's Biography" and issued a general Call To Arms to challenge an alleged conspiracy of evil skeptics bent on preventing Sheldrake's Wikipedia bio from being made more loveable. |
| 12 | TheBlackSphere.net author Kevin Jackson insists that YOU are not racist for wanting a white, Republican president. |
| 12 | Diana's ghost tells Kate Middleton: 'She's too thin' |
| 12 | Oh Louise, if only you knew... |
| 12 | Someone blogs that actually, tolerating racism repels people from wanting anything to do with LessWrong. LW proceeds to go batshit with self-justification. These people are, of course, going to save the world. |
| 12 | If you think the 2012 apocalypse predictions are far-fetched, Joseph Farah is predicting that 2010 will be the end of the Democratic Party. |
| 12 | Maestro of broscience Tim Ferriss gets into nutrition-based cancer woo. |
| 12 | The human rights situation in Venezuela is just fine and dandy, and don't let those lying capitalist flim-flam artists at Human Rights Watch tell you otherwise! |
| 12 | If Vladimir Putin says that GMOs are bad he must be right. Right? After all, Putin's Russia is always standing up to oligarchic power right? |
| 12 | Al Jazeera interviewed a member of A Voice for Men contributor. There are also comments... |
| 12 | Well, the only women who ever said yes to me were all prostitutes, anyways. |
| 12 | Wow, Psychological Projection much? |
| 12 | Scooby-Doo is the Illuminati! |
| 12 | Venezuela accuses US of starting oil war to 'destroy' Russia and Chavez' Venezuelan revolution. "Destroy." What is this, a bad 80s soap opera? |
| 12 | Homophobes latch on to #ToMyUnbornChild. The results are predictably awful. |
| 12 | Charlie Sheen has an opinion on "Barry Satera Kenya." |
| 12 | Rep. Steve King is at it again, trying to generate more fear among Republicans about immigration. |
| 12 | Pat Robertson offers helpful advice for when your secondhand clothes come with extra demons. |
| 12 | Please meet blogger James I. Nienhuis. He hasn't been blogging much in the last month, but his last post Christendom Preachers Pastors Christian Lay People Asleep Wheel Ignore Darwinian Attacks Veracity Genesis Scriptural Inerrancy Not Defended Historical Account Torah Doubted Treated Lightly Quaint Fairie Tales Believers Story Adam Jesus Revelation When Will Evangelists Pulpits America Wake Up Academic Intellectual Onslaught Christian Holy Writ?, should give you plenty to read - even if all you read is the title. Update Our Joycean blogger is back from his Sabbatical Dancing, plus we get a mention. |
| 12 | If scientists don't know what it is, it must be a sign from God. |
| 12 | Australian clergy use Easter services to attack atheism, with such logically superior arguments as "Atheists hate God" and "Pol Pot was an atheist!" |
| 12 | Apparently Kick-Ass doesn't include enough social comment, character development or clever satire for one reviewer. And following several comments to the tune of "that's hardly the point" and "get over yourself", the Mail is no longer accepting comments. |
| 12 | Kent Hovind is talking to fossils. |
| 12 | A woman in a brutal fit of rage, or some clever photoshop? (one has to wonder when it's in the Daily Heil) |
| 12 | Damn politicians trying to hijack the tea-party movement and activists trying to get in front; that is Farah's job. |
| 12 | A Jesuit priest asks "Is the Catholic church a fear-based church? Well, duh! |
| 12 | Farah, you are aware that the pot is calling the kettle black, because the kettle is indeed black, just like the pot? |
| 12 | In response to this New Yorker article about the Koch brothers funding the Tea Party movement and other anti-Obama agitators, The Daily Beast (which lately has been tacking harder to the right) published this response wherein David Koch claims that they are just misunderstood and that the left wing is just a bunch of big meanies. |
| 12 | In a WiGO:Clogs/WiGO:CP crossover, TerryH embraces a logic fail of epic proportions to explain how the existence of Native American myths about the Grand Canyon is proof of a young Earth. |
| 12 | Danielle Bean thinks that feminism means not having reproductive choice and embracing "traditional family life." |
| 12 | Dose the population with nuclear reactor water? Uranium ore in paint? "Such are the dreams of homeopaths." |
| 12 | The government will stop global warming with... TSA pat-downs! |
| 12 | Irony - WND howls about somebody being called to task for the "Obama prayer." Psalm 109 is actually about David calling for some of God's smitin' on those who have falsely accused him. Better watch out for lightning, Joseph! |
| 12 | Disco 'Tute still trying to use machines to prove intelligent design. This time with a computer. Watch out Darwinist aparatchiks! |
| 12 | Conservapedia interview on Christwire(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 12 | Obama may attack Israel next. |
| 12 | Be afraid. Be very afraid. Because if Wal-Mart opens a store in Washington, D.C. — the place will revert to how it was during the 1968 riots. |
| 12 | American Stinker: Liberalism causes black kids to join gangs. |
| 12 | American Stinker serves up some warmed over John Birch: The UN is one step closer to imposing one world religion! For proof, they cite a Christian preacher who thinks that "the brotherhood of man" is a satanic communist notion. |
| 12 | Wow, it's only Obama's second day as President Elect and Ann Coulter is already in danger of complete mental breakdown(link dead) Experts with Rationalwiki predict a padded room in her near future. |
| 12 | Infowars truthers "expose" the "truth" about Osama and harass Geraldo Rivera. |
| 12 | He's not a clogger himself, but jhubert has gathered the Best right-wing sulks he could find, for all your Liberal Schadenfreude needs! |
| 12 | Every single excuse that Cheney/Bush provided to the American people for invading Afghanistan proved to be false. (Except the one — conveniently not mentioned — about the Taliban admitting Osama bin Laden was in the country but refusing to hand him over.) |
| 12 | NASA caused the Mississippi floods! Using its giant |
| 12 | Skeptics Guide to the Universe's blog goes down. Because God willed it so. |
| 12 | Beware the next big health risk: Chemtrails! (Oh, and once you've "educated" yourself, buy our woo!) |
| 12 | "Four Minutes of Hate" - the best of the American Family Association's Bryan Fischer |
| 12 | Deniosphere: The NASA-Soros connection exposed! Now go jam NASA's phone lines! Reality: Christopher Horner's front group launches yet another stupid FOIA suit. (Update: Further explanation of this stupidity. Update II: The manufactroversy spreads to Faux (on the teevee, not the website).) |
| 12 | Roseann Salanitri: New York's same-sex marriage law violates the First Amendment because it "dictates what churches must recognize." Ugh! Next thing you know they'll be making the Catholic Church marry divorcees! UPDATE: Terry Hurlbut admits that the argument in the column does not actually apply to the current law, but to a conjectured future law being secretly plotted by those evil "same-sex marriage activists." |
| 12 | VenomFangX continues his descent into madness and/or self-parody. |
| 12 | Remember that "family promoting" pledge that Bachmann signed and Santorum endorsed? Now the conservative "The Family Leader" group have removed the bit about how fewer African-Americans are raised in two-parent families today than under slavery. |
| 12 | All your 9/11 wing-nuttery, in one handy smorgasbord of crazy. |
| 12 | WND takes Godwin's Law to new depths |
| 12 | CPAC don' wan' no stinking homos at their conference. Even if they are Republicans. |
| 12 | You really can't make this shit up. (The latest featured "artwork" at rense.com courtesy David Dees.) |
| 12 | Nick Griffin (via Twitter) on the London riots: It's all the blacks' fault. |
| 12 | Irony meters around the world shatter as a CMI hack insists that people ought only to express opinions on subjects in which they are experts. |
| 12 | Porn: It's what terrorists crave. |
| 12 | The End Times: Are we there yet, Pat?... How about now?... How about now? |
| 12 | Another Daily Fail alert as aliens are interfering with minor league baseball |
| 11 | Obama's approval ratings are dropping. Therefore, he will soon launch a false flag terror attack inside the US. |
| 11 | The Wizard of Oz is the work of Satan. (as told by a somewhat obese preacher) |
| 11 | Biometric photographs are the "Mark of the Beast" and violate religious rights. |
| 11 | Why use half-baked personality tests to make personnel decisions when you've got the power of astrology? (Now with 100% more Brazilian supermodel link bait.) |
| 11 | "We acknowledge that both atheistic and theistic beliefs can legitimately claim reasonable epistemic warrant." And never mind that if religion could claim "epistemic warrant", it would be called "science." |
| 11 | Epilepsy is only the first step in Big Brother's master plan to reprogram your brain. |
| 11 | Aw, bless! The Kinsey Report is a myth, according to you-know-who. |
| 11 | We are all one. Wooooo! Expand your consciousness. Wooooo! |
| 11 | Pack your bags! There's another Rapture due on January 28th |
| 11 | Um....what? |
| 11 | Santorum has a song! - no, a serious one. (We're clogging the video, not Tosh) |
| 11 | Crank magnetism writes another book: James Inhofe (R-OK): "Global warming is a hoax...so says the Bible!" |
| 11 | Who's to blame for the mass fraud in the last Canadian general election? Why the voters, obviously, for not being properly informed! |
| 11 | Pat Robertson: "If Manning gets injured, it'll serve the Broncos right for releasing God's Own Quarterback." Good Christian values there, wishing ill upon others. Update: More irony: Peyton Manning votes Republican. |
| 11 | Pat Buchanan and evilution. |
| 11 | The difference between the Right and "the Wrong and the Left" in chart form! |
| 11 | Alex Jones debuts a social network for gibbering nutters: planet.infowars.com. (HT Skeptical Humanities.) |
| 11 | Tennessee Tea Partiers To GOP Gov: Stop Employing Muslims, Gays, Democrats! |
| 11 | I suppose if Alex Jones and Joe Arpaio beat the long dead birther horse enough, its constant twitching will somehow make this lie true. |
| 11 | Bill-O wades into El Rushbo territory with his slavery dog-whistle. |
| 11 | WND ramps up the crazy and paranoia over Iran and nukes. |
| 11 | Truly some disturbing people on the internet. James Holmes, the Aurora shooter, has a fandom. |
| 11 | A VSP gives us a glimpse into his bizarro world: "Ryan is a real fiscal conservative. He isn’t just another Tea-Party ideologue spouting dogma about less government and the magic of free enterprise." |
| 11 | Grab the chance to be labelled "True Patriot" by donating $5000 to the production of Gray State, an indie |
| 11 | Ireland's children's referendum is passed - but the real story is the sheer amount of ridiculous antivaccination woo in the comments section here. |
| 11 | Consumerism is good for the soul. |
| 11 | Reparative therapy advocates have proposed a lot of nutty "methods" to supposedly turn gay people straight. But, stroking horses? Really??? |
| 11 | Florida Atlantic University professor claims the Newtown massacre was staged so Obama could take away your guns. Ah, the joys of tenure. (News coverage.) |
| 11 | WND's token African-American nutjobs argue that secession is both a God-given right and constitutional, based on historical evidence from both the Founding Fathers and the Civil War. |
| 11 | Totally not racist. |
| 11 | Bomb dogs were carrying out an exercise at the Boston Marathon start and finish lines, thereby proving to some commenters that the bombing was carried out by the government. |
| 11 | Christopher Stevens, writing in the Daily Fail, masterfully steps around the pitfall of saying 'women just aren't good enough to play Doctor Who'... no wait, that should say steps into, or perhaps falls into and keeps digging. |
| 11 | And the Lord spake and sayeth unto the GOP, "Verily, the Speakership of The Orange Man is a blessed thing that must be perpetuated." At least that's what the Huffington Post claims that They are saying. |
| 11 | According to a GOP Senator, sexual assault in the military is the fault of “the hormone level created by nature” in young enlisted men. |
| 11 | mmm..... bacon. |
| 11 | The real question here is "Does anybody know what a jetcopter is?". Because I want one. |
| 11 | If you need a video to prove that the theocratic bent of of US politics will (eventually) break down, Pat Robertson can hook you up with one. |
| 11 | You would think that even the basic provisions of a media shield to prevent the a repeat of the AP fiasco a few months ago would be a good idea. To Matt Drudge, Ted Cruz and the Canadian Free Press, apparently not. |
| 11 | Special Blogosphere cross over: Ray Comfort explains why he bastardised Darwin's The Origin of Species. Round two: Ray responds to Scott's criticisms, with lots of incredulity and his old classic about males and females evolving separately. |
| 11 | An erotic novel about Bitcoin. (HT usvsth3m.) |
| 11 | Misogynist Roosh V has drawn up a map, showing just where Earth girls are easy. |
| 11 | Louie Gohmert goes full retard. You NEVER go full retard. |
| 11 | Vox Day claims that science as it is practiced today, or "scientistry" to use his bizarre term, is on its last legs; not only will the obviously pesky theories of evolution and global warming be discarded, but most of what we've learned in the last sixty years along with them. (Bonus: What Daniel Dennett practices is not "the science of Bohr and Feynman." Maybe because he's a philosopher?) |
| 11 | If WND call your op-ed "too extreme," maybe it's time to rethink your position. |
| 11 | Washington Post: "Yet even the rich have finite resources; government can only go to that well so many times. Why spend this gob of revenue on the elderly, who are already heavily protected by the federal government?" |
| 11 | People with Cancer have simply reached the stage that their immune system is so overworked that it has no resources left to take care of the cancer |
| 11 | Oh my... just look what is going on in the CAMosphere! We might have a new toy to play with. |
| 11 | Let's bring back the old "global cooling" thesis without context or even the mentioning Global warming or that 2013 was tied for the fourth hottest year on record. Just as long as we get to keep burning the oil. |
| 11 | WND's Top 10 Stories of 2009 Nobody Else Cared About. |
| 11 | WorldNetDaily ends the year with a poll that would go straight to Andy Schlafly's heart. |
| 11 | Intermarriage is a threat to Israel |
| 11 | "I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So when I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork." Aha, keep going... |
| 11 | Cato calls out the Paulbots' denial of the 2014 Crimean Crisis... Libertarian Catfight! (Two wrongs make a right is in full gear this season.) |
| 11 | After a tough day dealing with the undead, where does Rick Grimes unburden himself? Christian TV, of course! |
| 11 | CNN serves up some Watergate apologism. The Ludwig von Mises Institute takes this in a rather...interesting direction. |
| 11 | Metabunk.org is a shill! |
| 11 | The advantages of live online news coverage. Update: RT is literally Fox News. |
| 11 | Ben McPherson, Glenn Beck's chosen replacement, has some interesting ideas about getting by in the apocalypse and future white soldiers dancing with future doomed children. |
| 11 | Megan Fox (not the actress) demonstrates she does not understand evolution. |
| 11 | From the people who brought you #Gamergate: #Metalgate |
| 11 | Julie informs us that her neighbor, Pat Robertson, is technically correct. Haitians did in fact bring the recent earthquake on themselves via Voodoo and their 200 year old revolution against slavery. Update: The page has been pulled, |
| 11 | Ben Carson argues that being gay is a choice because prison rape. |
| 11 | Conservative hypocrisy has reached new levels, with theocrats calling for religious liberty and torture-supporters calling for the "rule of law". |
| 11 | Obama's Science Czar's shocking communist connections, he was on the board of an international journal 40 years after it was founded by Soviet sympathizers. h/t to WND |
| 11 | Brent is pitching tv show scripts again. Don't quit your day job Redbeard. |
| 11 | Christians deserve special consideration for their beliefs in front of the law - of course, it should be noted that these statements supposedly made by Lord Carey aren't entirely true, and just currently speculation, but that doesn't stop the Christian Legal Centre from pushing its agenda. |
| 11 | So after religious leaders everywhere put their tax exempt status in danger by promoting candidates at the pulpit, the creationist response is to call for the silencing of scientist and journals because they get grant money. |
| 11 | Quantum mechanics implies that electrons are everywhere, therefore God can also be everywhere so must exist. |
| 11 | Kent Hovind continues his "I am not really in prison delusions" with a trip to Cyprus in the first century. |
| 11 | Why can't you easily link to Wikipedia from the Free Republic boards? Well, just check this list of examples of bias that I found on Conservapedia! |
| 11 | Well this definitely explains why no-one ever answers the intercom when I buzz. |
| 11 | Hmm, let's see now: He's slovenly, gluttonous, absolutely loves beer, often gets drunk, has an anger-management problem -- especially directed towards his first-born -- is inattentive at a job that demands attention to detail, and is generally dull-witted and easily influenced by any persuasive person expressing a half-baked idea. So, of course, without a hint of irony, the Vatican's official newspaper has proclaimed that Homer Simpson is a true Catholic. |
| 11 | With the election over and the TSA "pornoscanners" story running out of steam, Farah goes back to flogging his favorite dead horse. |
| 11 | Dear Daily Mail, could you please clarify if you do want or you do not want the H1N1 vaccine? |
| 11 | Barack Hussein "Tarzan" Obama wants to steal |
| 11 | You too can be a Koch toadie! Sign Americans for Prosperity's "Stand with Scott Walker" petition today! |
| 11 | Godlike Productions goes into astronomy: First, they had to decide whether to spend $10 000 "suing haters" or buying a telescope. Then they decided to spend $15 000 on a telescope. Then they decided to build a $125 000 "WORLD CLASS remote internet controlled observatory". Something tells me that the last one won't be built to spec... Update: They've broken the ground]... |
| 11 | Chris Hedges: Repent ye, for the collapse of globalization is at hand. This collapse has, of course, been fully orchestrated by the Corporate Elite, who for unspecified reasons are sabotaging their own racket. |
| 11 | Alert from NaturalNews: Big Pharma mind control is just around the corner! |
| 11 | Cisco bought Flip in order to kill it because the Flip Video didn't track your every move. |
| 11 | And Jesus went into the Bank of America, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the bank, and overturned the tables of the devil-worshipper Obama, and the seats of them that worshipped the Lord of Profit, alias Death. |
| 11 | Dana Ullman is very angry with the "medical fundamentalists." |
| 11 | Plagiarism? In Wegman? No gross hypocrisy to see here. Move along. |
| 11 | Chris Hedges: The recent tornadoes, wildfires, etc., are judgments of |
| 11 | I blame women for Weiner-gate (all of them). |
| 11 | The Moonie Times scrubs a post accusing Anthony Weiner of being a crypto-Muslim. |
| 11 | If you have created an illuminated manuscript, then you are connected to the Illuminati. Also, if your mother was a Bohemian princess, then you are connected to the Bohemian Grove. Oh, and Comet Elenin apparently appears in a 15th century manuscript. (Not.) |
| 11 | How about a fresh cup of rage? New NASA Data Blow Gaping Hole In Global Warming Alarmism. (Read: Roy Spencer still pushing the PDO/ENSO line.) The comments are gold. Update: That was fast -- it's already being trashed by other scientists. Choice quote: "Spencer agreed that his work could not disprove the existence of manmade global warming." Update II: Joe Romm comments. |
| 11 | Who are the latest bunch of wingnuts to climb on the Comet Elenin bandwagon? WND. |
| 11 | Republicans want the US to default, because the resulting depression will turn people to God. Update: A good non-clog article on this phenomenon. |
| 11 | One of the Tea Party candidates running to unseat a Democrat in the Wisconsin recall elections has compared the public schools to Nazi indoctrination. No surprise there. It's also not a surprise that the previous link is to a Google cache, as she has deleted the message from her page. What may surprise you is that she is also a children's book author. |
| 11 | What is the biggest threat to humanity? Nuclear warfare? Environmental degradation? An asteroid hitting the Earth? No, it's Frankenfoods! |
| 10 | Michele Bachmann is an |
| 10 | The denialist's IPCC: It's back. |
| 10 | Oh no, gender equality is killing boners! |
| 10 | Elections - who needs 'em? |
| 10 | 10 reasons why aliens are actually fallen angels. |
| 10 | Schechtman won the Nobel, therefore climate deniers are right! Say it with me now: "Science was wrong before!" |
| 10 | Age of Autism has a serious case of butthurt over South Park. |
| 10 | Phyllis Schlafly pontificates about Obama's suggestion that Americans should speak more than one language. Obviously he hates America and wants to destroy it. This post includes a surreal moment in which Phyllis asserts that bilingual education is "known as language apartheid". (July 23, 2008) |
| 10 | Can't cover-up the mass libertarian faults in 2008? Pull the Greece straw man, and blame everything on the students. |
| 10 | Climategate is not enough, Mr. |
| 10 | And Internet memes go full-on political. Cue the hippie straw men! |
| 10 | The Malaysian Institute of Geomancy Sciences makes use of feng shui to predict which children will be born with autism. Well, at least they're not blaming vaccines... |
| 10 | Fox News is too liberal and they need to bring back Glenn Beck. Oh, and it's all George Soros's fault. |
| 10 | Oh noes!! Now they're printing Muslim friendly Bibles... for distribution in Bangladesh, Indonesia and Malaysia. |
| 10 | Right-wing hate Pastor, Bryan Fischer blames Bill Clinton for oral sex related cancers. |
| 10 | "Newt's second opponent is the mainstream media", says Chuck Norris as he delivers a roundhouse to Romney's head. Yet in the same article, he argues that Newt's first opponent is Mitt Romney's well-funded campaign, quoting a Washington Post exposé on Romney's billionaire "supporters". Logical consistency fail right there, Chuck. |
| 10 | Get your daily dose of quackery in musical form: Mike Adams releases a music video. |
| 10 | Don't forget the Nibiru flyby in December 2012 |
| 10 | The Fox News graphics department demonstrates their failing of basic graphing techniques yet again. |
| 10 | Birds of a feather flock together |
| 10 | Margaret "Nixon" Wente: It's not a scandal if the suppression didn't work as expected. We're a democracy, really! |
| 10 | A somewhat overextended metaphor: an Uncommon Descent blogger challenges Zack Kopplin to a poker game. Apparently, the fact that two of his Nobel Prize winning signatories don't think 'Darwinism' can explain everything...means that he loses two cards? |
| 10 | The Australian Vaccination Network launches "The Real Australian Sceptics" blog. |
| 10 | According to the upstanding, well-informed folks at A Voice for Men, Christianity is not patriarchal (or not sufficiently patriarchal, or something). |
| 10 | Pleased to say that I will be the first to place Thunderf00t, for the first time, into the Clogosphere. |
| 10 | A vote for Romney is a vote for Satan! |
| 10 | Disgraced Democrats cursed America. |
| 10 | Do you know that there's sinister Illuminati symbolism everywhere? Especially in Google Doodles (Olympic or not), Katy Perry video clips, the outlines of residential areas and power plants and, of course, Illuminati! cards. |
| 10 | Flingbooty goes for the fundie trifecta: The Mars Rover "Curiosity" was designed by God, it's proof of Intelligent Design and if it does find life, that life came from Earth, thanks to the Flood. |
| 10 | American girls don't use condoms anymore, so lets bang those bitch whores!! - all in your average day for your douchebag PUA. |
| 10 | "The logic behind Protect the Polls is simple. If you are a legal gun owner in the state of Florida and you suspect someone on Election Day is committing voter fraud you can shoot him or her with your licensed weapon and not be charged with a crime." Update:Possibly a parody.(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 10 | Islamophobia Watch is outraged, outraged, to see a liberal organisation defending freedom of speech. |
| 10 | Joseph Farah: If House Republicans were to "disapprove of any hike in the debt limit, Obama and Senate Democrats would be hamstrung." Even the best-ranked commenters think this is ridiculous. |
| 10 | Abused as a child? Then be excoriated by the Daily Mail's Sunday edition |
| 10 | Dalai Lama wins the Templeton Prize. CMI has a hissy fit. |
| 10 | Pajamas Media: Multiculturalism is terrible because Repetition is terrifying. (Has someone been reading Nietzsche?) |
| 10 | ...what? |
| 10 | The BBC gives oxygen to bullshit |
| 10 | Islam...is not compatible with pluralistic, liberal, open-minded societies, says the Prime Minster who gratuitously funded Islamic schools with public money. |
| 10 | Bobo: "Oh, it's good that the Islamists are gone..." *ponders final line* "...Egyptians don't have the mental capacity to want secular democracy." |
| 10 | First it was Greece-baiting, now every city is going to turn into Detroit! |
| 10 | Britons Against Left-Wing Extremism: 275,000 Britons go missing every year. How many are being kidnapped by left-wingers and used for Satanic rituals, Hostel-like bloodsports in Ukraine, or as an alternative to animal testing?(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 10 | Chemtrail believers get the whistleblower they need to prove the conspiracy exists...(original was removed once the hoax was revealed) or perhaps not. Let the whining continue! |
| 10 | According to Frothy, it isn't always fun to |
| 10 | OMG some complete random person has been selling Obama flags on e-bay - we must prosecute them to the full extent of the law, which is nothing more than screaming "don't do that." That is one can of worms you might not want to open. (See also: Flag Police) |
| 10 | Oh, so now dissent is the highest form of patriotism, you Blood-thirsty little turd? |
| 10 | The Times goes balance fallacy with the IPCC report (and says it's more trustworthy by being "less alarmist" than 2007, despite the exact opposite.) |
| 10 | Michele Bachmann has said that we are in the end times. Just like she did back in 2006. Of course, if the Rapture happens, the government shutdown will no longer be her problem. |
| 10 | Charles Krauthammer engages in some Bulverism on Fox News. |
| 10 | A Heritage Foundation fellow argues that the South Korean PM acknowledging the reality that unification is a "not an if, but when" situation is bad because the youth vote is fiscally conservative. He can't even get that right. |
| 10 | When you don't have a point of view that can be backed up logically, just spew as many words as you can and hope that people won't notice. |
| 10 | He spews too much bullshit for even Canada Free Press, so he's the perfect man to bring on TV to rebut the latest IPCC report. |
| 10 | Unidentified aircraft kills Taliban fighters in Afghanistan. Must be Aliens!(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) Even Above Top Secret figured it out! |
| 10 | George Will wants you to know that trigger warnings and increasing awareness of rape on college campuses are a progressive plot by the government for some reason. Ladies, Mr. Will enjoys long walks on the beach, the coveted and privileged status that comes with being a rape victim, and nonconsensual groping. |
| 10 | MRAs petition Canadian Arts Councils about a lesbian haunted house that was open last Halloween |
| 10 | Richard Dawkins will end the world! |
| 10 | The Vigilant Christian: Ebola and the Illuminati |
| 10 | Behold, the challenger to the VSP throne. |
| 10 | The Vigilant Christian dwelling on the important issues: X-Factor Austraila Illuminati Exposed! |
| 10 | Phyllis Schlafly and Alex Jones, sitting in a |
| 10 | Filthy pinko gets lesson on how hard it is to be a cop. The article conveniently forgets the part where due process gets botched. |
| 10 | The American Taliban Strikes Again. This time, they want to implement a new interpretation of |
| 10 | Breaking news: The secular world is on the verge of admitting the veracity of Genesis, because historians refer to the ancient civilisations around Israel by the same names used in the Bible. Circular logic much? |
| 10 | Volcano erupts in Iceland - therefore I must find a way to use this to attack Gordon Brown! |
| 10 | The BNP are known to be very much against immigration. Except in certain circumstances. Circumstances such as the immigrants being white. |
| 10 | Australopithecus Sediba is not the missing link, because of, um ... ,ah lets see, um,...Piltdown man! |
| 10 | Try not to vomit in your mouths, here is the party political broadcast for the BNP (here for you bloody foreigners). |
| 10 | Richard Littlejohn: As I live in Florida and can't really gauge British politics any more, I'll just make another gay joke instead. |
| 10 | Farah: The Taliban are wrongly celebrating McChrystal as a victory for them. It is actually a victory for me. |
| 10 | Rick Barber, running for Congress in Alabama ran an ad comparing Obama to totalitarian leaders. The Washington Post calls him out on it. Barber replies:I don't bemoan the politics of fear. |
| 10 | Coulter wants to do away with jus soli, and cites AAPS to back up her statements. |
| 10 | Distort D'Newsa, with the support of Newt Gingrich, presents his latest brilliant liberal-bias-free insight: Obama hates America so much because he is a latter-day Mau Mau. |
| 10 | Do you believe in Evolution? Here's a handy check list showing how that conflicts with YEC. |
| 10 | The UK National Secular Society says that school assemblies with "broadly Christian" collective worship are wrong, and violate the human rights act. The Daily Mail response; Help! Help! I'm being repressed! |
| 10 | Julie Lucas starts well with her "Jesus was Jew!" statement, but it soon unravels after that. |
| 10 | It's Tortilla Jesus! (and Mum) |
| 10 | Last month, Dr. Luc Montagnier, the French virologist who won the Nobel Prize for identifying the HIV and AIDS viruses claimed to have teleported DNA from one test tube to another. Deepak Chopra is all atwitter over this claim. Also, in an interview published in December, Dr. Montagnier gave homeopaths a similar thrill by endorsing homeopathy. |
| 10 | "There will be some crazy stuff that will happen before Jesus returns." Most of it over at Crazy Julie's blog. |
| 10 | Gisele Bundchen describes normal sunscreen as "poison" (reports The Daily mail) and that she doesn't use it. This announcement comes, quite moronically, while she is doing a press confrence launching her own brand of skin care products (it is unknown if her brand has a sunscreen product). She also didn't speak to her past as the spokes model for Nivea Sunscreen. |
| 10 | WND: purveyor of fine right-wing "news" and |
| 10 | George Will: "Progressives" love that noted 19th-century technology, bullet trains, because they have a secret conspiracy going on to modify people's behavior. Paul Krugman responds: "Dagny Taggart wept." |
| 10 | Wayne Allyn Root for the Washington Times: Welcome to Obamageddon! Obama is a radical Marxist, following the Cloward-Piven strategy with the sole aim of bringing Americans to their knees. |
| 10 | John Pilger: What travesty! Those filthy imperialist Western Zionist pigs are making totally unfounded claims, such as that Muammar al-Gaddafi is a deranged dictator, or that the Libyan independence movement is not being choreographed by the CIA. |
| 10 | The Obama administration is under fire for its detestable belief that community colleges should teach their students useful skills, rather than serve a political purpose. |
| 10 | Rick Scarborough is at it again, calling AIDS punishment for the gay. |
| 10 | S&P threatens to downgrade the U.S.'s debt rating because it might not pay its debt. The U.S. could pay its debt, by inflating the dollar into oblivion. Therefore, S&P is conspiring to crush Social Security. |
| 10 | NaturalNews wants you to know: We are all Fukushima. |
| 10 | Time puts a red X over Osama's face. Racists! |
| 10 | Ben Stein thinks that Dominique Strauss-Kahn is being treated poorly. |
| 10 | Thomas Fleming makes your head explode when he describes Obama as an "enemy of anything good that has ever been done in this country or this civilization". Do I smell a closet racist? (Oh, I'm sorry, they like to call themselves "paleoconservatives" these days.) |
| 10 | A victory for Andy! Other cranks are embracing the "atheists are fat" meme. |
| 10 | Jerome Corsi's |
| 10 | Dumbest reactions to the gay marriage law at National Review collected by Salon. |
| 10 | Arizona may be the definition of "batshit insane," but the rest of the world is quickly catching up |
| 10 | This story is quite well rounded, as it includes religious pareidolia, South Carolina and Wal-Mart, all breathlessly brought to you by a small-market TV newscast. |
| 10 | Think the Oslo attacks were secretly perpetrated by the Islamists? Wrong! It was the Masons. |
| 10 | Destroying our rights starts with smoking bans. (Remember, kids, smoking is healthier than fascism.) |
| 10 | Your A-Z of birther wingnuttery. |
| 10 | This just in from Conspiracy Theory Central: The CH-47 "Chinook" crash in Wardak Province, Afghanistan removes all evidence of Osama bin Laden's death. Dun-dun-dun! |
| 10 | Joseph Farah claims that he predicted that Ann Coulter would join the advisory board of GOProud. (Uh, could we have a link to that prediction, Joe?) As for other right-wingers, they seem to be surprised that a nearly 50-year-old, homophobic, never-married, serial fiancée would suddenly align herself with a gay Republican group. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Also, GOProud's rival group, the Log Cabin Republicans, have denounced GOProud for appointing Coulter to their board. |
| 10 | The mental retardation in this one is massive. Nyan Cat's reputation has been forever tarnished. |
| 10 | A match made in heaven: Natural News and Architects and Engineers for 9/11 "Truth" |
| 10 | Who cares if candidates believe in your so-called "science"? It's not like they're trying to push creationism in schools or anything.... (via Jon Chait) Update: Williamson doubles down. (Note requisite Lindzen cite on climate.) Mike the Mad Biologist piles on. Chait makes another response. |
| 10 | The asshole responsible for turning the Canadian government into a freakshow on climate change calls the whambulance on the Mayor of Calgary (which the latter, admittedly, should not have responded to). |
| 9 | David Mabus, deep cover liberal. |
| 9 | Michele Bachmann: Crypto-Jew. |
| 9 | Above Top Secret releases the results of their poll looking into 9/11 conspiracies. At least one commenter has their head screwed on right, though: "Results leaning strongly toward a conspiracy on a conspiracy website? Who would have thunk?". |
| 9 | Careful not to let those chakras get out of alignment or you'll become a morbidly obese packrat. |
| 9 | Oh noez! Atheists ripped up a Bible. This makes them just as bad as fundamentalist zealots! |
| 9 | Dennis Prager muses on how the world would be a better place if the scientists and intellectuals would just sit down and shut up. |
| 9 | WND: Giving "special rights" to gays is a violation of the Fourteenth Amendment. But according to this very same Janet Porter, sodomy laws weren't. |
| 9 | Canadian IDimwit and link farmer Denyse O'Leary interviews Adnan Oktar, a Turkish "doubter" who thinks Darwinism started all wars, and is a pagan religion dating back to Egypt. Denyse nods approvingly. |
| 9 | Become the most popular stop in your neighborhood this Halloween by giving out anti-fluoridation pamphlets instead of candy. |
| 9 | Chuck Norris weighs in on vaccines. |
| 9 | Can't disprove evolution? Just pretend that they will have in the future. More: Best retort yet. |
| 9 | Britain continues to have a racism problem. |
| 9 | Niall Ferguson: Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran! |
| 9 | NaturalNews tells you how to avoid getting scammed. Er, what? |
| 9 | "WAH! They're taking over our 'Murcan Internet! With their black helicopters and NWO!" Classic Fucks News trolling. The comments thread is excellent. |
| 9 | WND take wishful thinking to strange and scary new places. |
| 9 | We're not blaming the victim, we're blaming the victim's genes - that's SCIENCE! |
| 9 | Another one of those instances where a headline writes itself. |
| 9 | Former GOP Rep/current Senate candidate: "Obama spends money at will!". Claims to be a student of the Constitution despite clearly not understanding it. And guess where he went to school. |
| 9 | "Food Freedom" blog on Fukushima: On top of nuclear fallout, we are being assaulted with chemtrails, genetic engineering, electromagnetic pollution, and industrial ecodestruction. |
| 9 | Oh, here we go. |
| 9 | The agony of trying to rationalize with a woman who has never read a single science textbook in her entire life. |
| 9 | Congratulations, you've siphoned $10 million from the US economy without winning a single state! What will you spend it on? |
| 9 | VDARE: Hip locavore trend of raising chickens in the backyard is bad because Mexicans. |
| 9 | Chris Hedges: O academia, academia, thou that cold-shoulderest the prophets, when wilt thou realize that "it is only our absurd 'scientific' prejudice that reality must be physical and rational that blinds us to the truth"? |
| 9 | A handful of NJ Tea Party groups get pissy about other NJ Tea Party groups pretending to speak for them, so their "small-government" solution: create the American Tea Party Congress, complete with legislative and executive divisions, to speak on behalf of Tea Parties across the entire nation. Bonus points for the way the ethnic and cultural diversity of America is represented in the founding membership |
| 9 | David Cameron continues to be in stopped clock as he rebukes a Tory MP for red-baiting the Olympic Opening Ceremony. Also, we'll leave you to search on Twitter for the American idiot who actually believes that the Voldemort statue during the NHS tribute is symbolism for death panels. Seriously. |
| 9 | This is totally like the time JFK got elected and we were all forced to convert to Catholicism! There's so much wrong with Mitt Romney, who cares what some dead Mormon said?. |
| 9 | The freshly discovered comet 2012 S1 ISON promises to be visible in daylight in 2013. You can guess where this is going... |
| 9 | The English Shieldwall outlines the importance of recognising English ethnicity. Jock Macdonald and Changchang Wu sound like lovely people. |
| 9 | Woden's Folk supporter: do Zionists worship Martians? ("...a synthesis of information taken from David Icke and Zechariah Sitchin" can't be wrong, right?) |
| 9 | Prof. Henry A. Giroux, advertising his new book: Violence against the Occupy movement bears a striking resemblance to violence against the Occupy movement. |
| 9 | Fox: Thank you, sweet Benedict. You will always be remembered for strengthening the Catholic Church. *ahem* |
| 9 | Birther Larry Klayman tells Alan Colmes that black helicopters are "firing practice rounds at Jews, white people, the wealthy and people of faith" ... according to WND in January. |
| 9 | Margaret Wente: ladies, do yourselves a favour and get back in the kitchen. |
| 9 | A mildly disturbing campaign video from Oliver Healey of the English Democrats. The best bit comes at 4:00 in. |
| 9 | Argumentum ad cellarium has just entered the mainstream. |
| 9 | An increase in the number of earthquakes is a sign that the end times are coming. |
| 9 | Rush Limbaugh is ecstatic to learn that he has found an excuse to freely use a variant of the N-word on-air. But don't worry, he's totally not racist! |
| 9 | Farah: Fox News isn't promoting our new book for us. Therefore, Fox News is being intimidated by Obama. Update Oh come on, won't someone promote our book for us, please? |
| 9 | Peaches Geldof (who else?) takes whatthefuckery to a new level. (This is thankfully short and sweet) |
| 9 | Farah shows what a true patriot he is. He would like see America to win, but not as much as he would like to see Obama fail. |
| 9 | "In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first American Empire, for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for ten thousand years!" Atlantic editors: Yeah, sure, publish it. |
| 9 | Radio station asks the Question, "It's very controversial, but do you think victims of sexual assaults share any blame for what happens?" With options as either "No, women should be able to dress, drink, and walk as they choose without fear of being blamed." or "Yes, if women drink too much, dress too little or walk in harm's way they put themselves at risk". That radio station rightfully receives backlash and Sun News comes to the rescue because "FREEDOM!" |
| 9 | Ezra Lavant has a way to stop Vladimir Putin. FRACKING! |
| 9 | VIDEO: Lee Ingram of the English People's Party responds to the EU elections by hassling politicians with crap jokes. As a warning, this goes on for nine whole minutes. |
| 9 | A list of the most absurd conspiracy documentaries (and an episode of NOVA). |
| 9 | The United Nations Controls the US Army! |
| 9 | You're a little late there, buddy. |
| 9 | NBA is the Illuminati! Also, this video is blocked in most contries! |
| 9 | Kurt Cobain speaks about the Illuminati. |
| 9 | Reason: what the Ferguson rioters really need to make their lives better is "lessening the burden of petty fines". |
| 9 | They apparently haven't given up on moving the tax burden entirely onto the poor, Why Now is the Time to Try the Fair Tax, complete with dishonest description. |
| 9 | God is totally stoked about bridges. |
| 9 | As even the GOP begins to see sense, Farah stands, screaming into the face of reason and tolerance, "I would suggest to you that at least 90 percent of Americans reject same-sex marriage." Can we have a citation for that? |
| 9 | Orly Taitz to run for public office in California |
| 9 | Brent Bozell, a man who once attacked ABC for firing a man who declared Islam is a terror organization has become a staunch defender of the religion of peace as a means to attack those dirty liberals. |
| 9 | Creationist Bible FAQ says: Premillennialism is "more widely held than amillennialism." Sure, fellows; sure. |
| 9 | WorldNetDaily has found that one in four Americans are policing themselves against Thoughtcrimes. WND's Freedom Index plummets with too many lulz to be listed. |
| 9 | OMG! Like, Paris Hilton totally wrote Obama's energy policy! |
| 9 | When it gives WND a chance to bash Obama, they are suddenly worried about Muslims. |
| 9 | Hopeless bias + mild Islamophobia + incorrect translation = journalism! |
| 9 | Skeptical Voter interviews Lib Dem MP for North Tyneside: one has to wonder if he's serious, or just taking the piss. |
| 9 | The Daily Mail gets confused over August 20th and April 1st. The Sun also gets in on it (it has an amusing video). |
| 9 | A lunar eclipse will occur over North and Central America from about 1340 UTC on Monday to about 1453 UTC on Tuesday. The winter solstice will occur at 2338 UTC on Tuesday. Naturally, certain people are planning special observances of the first "simultaneous" occurrence of these two events in 456 years. |
| 9 | Environmentalism is deadly! And the evangelical Cornwall Alliance will tell you why, as long as you buy their DVD. |
| 9 | Global warming and liberal logic. |
| 9 | You too can be a WorldNetDaily eligibility activist, for just under a hundred bucks! |
| 9 | Washington Post pundit George F. Will has written this dick-sucking column applauding Wisconsin governor Scott Walker's efforts to |
| 9 | "God is calling Japan to repent in Jesus Christ" From a very cloggy site indeed!(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 9 | A U.S.-led research team has found a submerged city off the coast of Spain. Ergo, it must be Atlantis! |
| 9 | The Coultergeist shows her lack of class and intelligence. "Don't worry, Japan, radiation is good for you." |
| 9 | If you like green ink, you may enjoy The Way home or face The Fire (sic), a free e-book that is "the MOST important book on the planet" according to some anonymous "people" cited on its home page. Among other things, it claims that Star Wars was divinely inspired and "Jedi" means "Jesus Disciple" and that Home is on Venus, which is "inhabited by immortal “Beings of Light” (Spirit/Energy), whose civilization, based on “pure” love, is zillions of years old." (the acid clouds are just "smokescreen"). |
| 9 | The Ludwig von Mises Institute attempts to take on women's issues: Shoes! |
| 9 | The Minnesota Women's Press reports that women are sometimes treated like dogs, e.g., when advertising is allowed to exist. A "human-rights advocate" objects to this, on the grounds that it is offensive to use the words "woman" and "dog" in the same sentence under any circumstances. |
| 9 | The Supreme Court has exonerated a DA's office that covered up evidence in a murder case. But that isn't important. What's important is that the alleged murderer was black, ergo, Justice Clarence Thomas is a flaming racist with deep-seated psychological issues. |
| 9 | Not only is Barack HUSSEIN Obama a Communist, the Antichrist, a Muslimofascist infiltrator, a foreigner, a mind-controlling supervillain, and the leader of a coven of curse-throwing Kenyan witchdoctors, he's ALSO the illegitimate son of Malcolm X. The man sure gets around. |
| 9 | The Birthers are on the rise... Oh, not Obama-birth-certificate deniers, Palin-mother-of-Trig deniers... |
| 9 | Deniosphere response to a botched prediction made by the UNEP about "climate refugees" (an area with little empirical research): AGW is a hoax! Sea levels aren't rising! UN debunked! Hot air from Al Gore! Another final nail in the AGW coffin, cover-up, SCIENTIFIC FRAUD! Deniosphere response to better established predictions coming true: Cricket, cricket. |
| 9 | Garrett Epps of The Nation: Right-wing American exceptionalists are stealing the U.S. Constitution, which was the first written national constitution in Western history. (He was only off by about two centuries.) |
| 9 | There has not been a revolution in the U.S. because a hegemonic pedagogy has brainwashed Americans into believing in the superiority of reason. |
| 9 | Stephen Harper has dictatorial aspirations, meaning that if he wins the Canadian election, Americans will have nowhere to flee when—not if—the Tea Party stages a coup. |
| 9 | Dublin, 11th June: The Masterplan: The Hidden Agenda For A Global Scientific Dictatorship! Featuring Richard Gage, Andrew Wakefield and, er, Jim Corr. |
| 9 | We did not have to invade and occupy Pakistan to catch Osama bin Laden, so whyever did we have to occupy Afghanistan? Could it possibly be because Afghanistan, unlike Pakistan, was under a government that would not let Americans in to hunt for him? No, that's clearly too obvious an answer. |
| 9 | A protip for Tim Ball: Don't continuously use a plagiarized, non-peer reviewed report as "evidence." |
| 9 | Ann Althouse suspects a liberal conspiracy to take down her blog, Andy-style. Balloon Juice notes the obvious explanation. |
| 9 | With no sense of irony, Joseph Farah threatens to sue Esquire over a "false story." Oh yes, and he's going to do it using your donations. |
| 9 | It's not just US cloggers who like to get a bit extreme and blame everything on atheism. (With thanks to Ariane for bringing this up.) |
| 9 | Are you radioactive? Drink water! |
| 9 | Whirled Nut: Give it up, liberals! Jerome Corsi's new book is a NY Times bestseller and Jack Cashill proves Bill Ayers ghost-wrote Dreams from my Father |
| 9 | Look! I found 8 off-white interpolated pixels! It must be an alien base! Nowait! It's NASA's sikrit base! Nowait! It's a fallen spaceship! And NASA refuses to reply. That has to mean something! |
| 9 | Colony collapse disorder is (allegedly) caused by cell phones, just as it was foretold in Revelations. |
| 9 | Shockofgod will go full throttle and cut Atheism in half. This video is a response to |
| 9 | Presenting the lunar diet. |
| 9 | Glenn Beck trying to up the crazy quotient before the end of his TV show? His latest conspiracy theory is about a sooper seekrit postal service army. |
| 9 | Obama's despicable photo-ops...with sausage and burgers! |
| 9 | This Week in Climate Denial: Global warming is debunked twice in one week as "warmbat" professors rig sea level data and JAQing off about a new Ice Age begins due to sunspot predictions. (Pay no attention to the actual science behind the curtain.) |
| 9 | Discrimination in a "free market?" Economic fallacy! (Check the tags for bonus lulz.) |
| 9 | Whereas, some |
| 9 | A creationist tries to fight PalMD but fails epically. |
| 9 | Conservapedia is grouped with muppet wiki, a strange spanish wiki about Chuck Norris and porn(?), and a wiki for Brazilian call girls. |
| 9 | Newsmax: "Okay, okay, even we admit it. Bush was a terrible president. Happy now?" |
| 9 | Step right up, step right up and spin the wheel of quack cancer cures! |
| 9 | Chris Hedges: The gravest threat we face from terrorism comes from atheists like Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens. |
| 9 | The Chronicle Herald: Oh, bringing Arabs into the country will lead to our women wearing burk—Never mind. If you wear skimpy clothing you must put out! |
| 8 | Glibertarians gone wild: This Faux article attacking the National Weather Service is too dumb even for...Anthony Watts. |
| 8 | WND: Buy the DVD that predicts the day that Jesus will return! We just don't know which year... |
| 8 | O |
| 8 | Quick, sign the petition before all your precious bodily fluids have been sapped and impurified! |
| 8 | Hotel cancels hate-monger Pamela Geller's planned speech. She claims the hotel is enforcing Shariah law. |
| 8 | Mike from El Segundo calls The Tech Guy to talk about audio recorders, devices with non-removable batteries and...something else he forgot to tell the call screener about. |
| 8 | "Deliverance minister" Julie critiques the accuracy of the exorcisms in The Rite. Next she'll be telling us Anthony Hopkins can't play a cannibal for beans either. Bonus: Julie herself seems to be channeling the spirit of Jack Chick when she confuses a Catholic medallion with a "a charm that gives these demonic spirits the authority to be there." More Bonus: If it's October, it's Demonic Awareness Month. |
| 8 | Joel Osteen: We "can love (the gays) into wholeness." If you know what I mean. |
| 8 | Mike Adams reveals the most outrageous cover-ups of modern life, including water fluoridation, fake honey, Ron Paul press coverage, and much more! |
| 8 | Comment Is Free, but woo is sacred, as a freeman on the land gets space in the Guardian. |
| 8 | Margaret Wente tries to pull a Heritage Foundation. She receives so many negative comments that half of the response page is censored. |
| 8 | Truthout: If anyone told you that Occupy Wall Street and the Tea Party are enemies, they were probably corporate shills. Reports that Truthout itself said this are obviously malquoted. |
| 8 | Moving the goalposts has a new companion: "not far off" |
| 8 | Joseph Farah: I know I'm taking Obama completely out of context here, but he says he wants to kill all the Jews! |
| 8 | A columnist states that neither the military nor the free market ever fueled significant technological innovation. He then shatters a dozen irony meters by sending the column to its readership over the Internet, formerly known as ARPAnet. |
| 8 | WND trumpets yet another PRATT: Piltdown Man, ergo evolution is false. Even more stupid in the comments. |
| 8 | Bill O'Reilly still likes The Muppets, but they'd better "watch it". |
| 8 | All the pyramid woo you'll ever need. |
| 8 | Sarah Palin on Rush Limbaugh, in February: "How dare he use the word 'retarded', he's mean!". Now in March: "Criticizing him is the definition of hypocrisy!" and actually tries to make the argument that "leftist radicals" say "horrible things about the handicapped, about women, the defenseless" but provides no instances of when that's ever happened. |
| 8 | Psychic Sally responds to recent allegations of cheating by accepting James Randi's million-dollar challenge to prove she's a genuine psychic! ...nah, just joking, it's libel! |
| 8 | The one good thing about Facebook? We can immediately single out 13000 in need of a proper education. |
| 8 | Does the Disco 'Tute actually understand what Douglas Adams was talking about? |
| 8 | WND is concerned that Obama's stimulus would violate constitutional freedoms by transferring your medical records to electronic copies in the Office of the National Coordinator for Health Information. 4 hours earlier they were upset that restrictions on medical records prevented them from finding out which hospital |
| 8 | "Political correctness gone mad!", cries WND, as "even the word 'blacklisted' is blacklisted." Except, as less than 10 seconds on Google would have revealed to "award-winning" journalist Drew Zahn, it isn't. |
| 8 | A Facebook page is trying to gin up support for "Jesus Take the Wheel Day" on 31 March 2013. The poster would like us to believe that this is a real thing. But since it seems that none of the commenters have looked at a 2013 calendar -- and since the poster has neglected to mention that March 31st is also Easter Sunday -- here's your Poe warning.(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 8 | According to Bryan Fischer, Jesus loves the Second Amendment. |
| 8 | Morrissey (aye, that prat singer off The Smiths) pulls one hell of a Godwin over the Olympics. |
| 8 | Hospital Porters Against the New World Order is a thing. That's all. (If you need more, see also HPANWO Voice for some orbs and a non-skeptic's view on the "attempted seduction" of Rebecca Watson) |
| 8 | How do you stop sexual crimes against women? Make sure there's enough single women to go around. |
| 8 | Ann Coulter has weighed and measured Marco Rubio, and has found him unworthy. Summon the RINO hunters! Purge the Heretic! |
| 8 | Wait a minute, so the amount of links from .edu sites determines validity. I can give arbitrary figures value too: guess what? The amount of lint balls you have determines your IQ. Get collecting! |
| 8 | Everybody laugh at the racist and close friend to Neo-Nazis... criticizing someone for being racist. |
| 8 | Oooh, Stephen Fry is pompous! Time for me to be pompous! |
| 8 | Lyndon Johnson killed JFK. |
| 8 | "If Congress would allow a robust economy, parents would be able to provide for their children themselves by earning and keeping more of their own money." Therefore, food stamps are a commie plot to destroy America. (Also, it is "not alarmist" to refer to Obama's presidency as a coup d'etat.) |
| 8 | The AFA's "Naughty and Nice" List of companies helpfully advises which |
| 8 | "An iron curtain has descended across the Potomac" |
| 8 | In what is a worrying trend for the modern Republican Party, (but a pleasing one for everyone politically 'left' of Spiro Agnew) even right-wing bloggers like Little Green Footballs are pulling away from the increasingly lunatic fringe of the Right. |
| 8 | There's a difference between "graciously" acknowledging a mistake and being so far up your ass that you can't read basic statistics properly. |
| 8 | Are illegal immgrants causing global warming? We report. You |
| 8 | Climate change is natural; here's 100 reasons why. |
| 8 | Sun News TV reporter goes off on a hyperbolic rant: Mentally ill person found to be safe enough to see the light of day should still be locked up 24/7 because...? Another reporter replies: "The real truth, I suspect, is a lot of people don't want to be told Li is getting better." |
| 8 | Reason: Dispelling the myths about Gamergate... libertarian-style. |
| 8 | Breitbart: Obama's Attorney General nominee represented the Clintons in the Whitewater scandal!! Just one small problem, which will become apparent if you scroll to the bottom of the article... |
| 8 | "A history of left and right in American politics". Yay neoreactionary Tumblr. |
| 8 | Birchers say that serving in the military is a privilege not a right. |
| 8 | The great minds of the WND forum debate what is causing colony collapse disorder, "it is obviously the NWO". |
| 8 | "Repent! Repent like the men of Ninevah!" The crazy is unleashed in full glory and Hannity looks like a gentle, thoughtful soul. |
| 8 | At last, a men's rights blog(Warning: Poe's Law in action!) If you'd like a legitimate men's right blog to compare, Glenn Sacks is still screaming into the void. |
| 8 | Don't worry about radical Islam, they will all be destroyed in the Second Coming. |
| 8 | Obama wins -- Heartland Republic secedes the ravings of a lunatic show why 40 percent of this country will never vote for Obama and why we wouldn't want them. |
| 8 | "There are other free-lancers like you trying to catch Bin Laden? Yes, and they are doing God's work." Not really a clogosphere post, but not sure what to say to this. |
| 8 | Liberals talked of moving to Canada in 2000 and 2004 when Bush won, conservatives talk about buying guns, secession, and reading up on insurgency tactics after Obama wins. |
| 8 | And this idiot is a parent? |
| 8 | Bryan Fischer: The Bible says that when a grizzly bear attacks a human, that's God putting a curse on the land. Therefore, since "one human being is worth more than an infinite number of grizzly bears," it's time for a bear massacre. |
| 8 | The 13 December 2010 issue of The New Yorker includes an article that claims that the efficacy of the scientific method may have hit a sort of tipping point. Why? Because (1) too many researchers are unable to replicate their findings, and/or (2) some researchers are unable to anticipate all outcomes and/or side effects which only come to light after a product hits the market. Therefore, it's the method that's at fault, not the researchers. (NOTE: Only subscribers can read the full article online, but they do provide this abstract.) |
| 8 | Glenn Beck discusses his new book The 7: Seven Wonders That Will Change Your Life on NBC's Today Show. Or, as some |
| 8 | Michelle Malkin: it's only just happened; nothing is known (as at 24 Jan 11 16.11 UTC) of the perpetrators; but - of course, it's "Islam". |
| 8 | Barack Obama: The President who stole Christmas! Watch it through till the end to catch the children video Christmas cards. |
| 8 | Now the Jews control the weather too, |
| 8 | Now that the FCC has freed up the 500MHz band, the government is now free to put RFID tags in vaccines. Surely, this will be good for...something. |
| 8 | Judging by this video and this TV commercial, it seems that Canada now has its own version of the Moral Majority and that they are out to shake up the national elections on May 2 the way that Jerry Falwell did in the U.S. for Ronald Reagan. |
| 8 | Scott Walker, being a stinking backslider, is going to |
| 8 | Obama's grandmother dies: very sad, but isn't the timing suspicious? |
| 8 | Got at least a spare $700 lying around? Then how about joining WND's fun-filled 7-day Alaska cruise? Warning: It hasn't even sailed yet, and is already being called the worst vacation ever. |
| 8 | The Internet has made human memory obsolete. Therefore, with regard to education, as Tom Lehrer put it, "the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer." |
| 8 | Mike Adams hops on board the birther bandwagon. |
| 8 | The coal industry cares about kids with asthma. Really, Coal Cares. And those "clean" energy sources are no better than coal. In case you can't tell, it's a parody by the Yes Men. |
| 8 | A "Sovereign Citizen" (J.M Sovereign Godsent) explains the movement in a quick on air segment. |
| 8 | Daniel Henninger blames the global financial meltdown on the War on Christmas. |
| 8 | Apparently Alex Jones is covering the Bilderberg Group meeting "live" (in his studio in America) with real time updates that seem to be driving his listeners already tenuous hold on reality to the edge. |
| 8 | Monckton pulls a Godwin. |
| 8 | "There are several states within a relatively short drive of New York that allow gay marriage, so it's not like they had to pass the law to protect anyone's "rights"." Now that's what I call logic. |
| 8 | Women who feel no compunction to improve what nature bestowed upon them are, in my experience, arrogant, lazy or deluded, and frequently all three. Or, with Captain Subtext's Truth Helmet translating, "I'm a wrinkly old bag, lack any self confidence and am in total denial of that fact". |
| 8 | Hurrah! Long lost |
| 8 | Mark Steyn inflicts another book-length vision of the liberal-multicultural apocalypse on the public. |
| 8 | Anything new in the deniosphere? Nope, they're still going on about Climategate. |
| 7 | "Fundie nutters against.... Answers in Genesis?" |
| 7 | ConCERN trolling: Good ol' Watts and the denialist-cum-wingnut echo chamber have latched onto the CLOUD experiment as the new final nail in the coffin of global warming. |
| 7 | Poor al-Jazeera; they're so ignorant of what is going on in their part of the world as not to realize that the only player in the Libyan war even worth talking about is NATO. |
| 7 | On the other side of the wacko spectrum, evidently Obama is the second coming of Christ. |
| 7 | Remember: If you pray, God will abort other peoples' babies for you. Especially librul babies. |
| 7 | Terry Hurlbut cheers as the wingnuts prepare to split (or alienate) the Republican vote. |
| 7 | Top commenters: "Thank you Prime Minister Harper, for expanding the Oil Sands to |
| 7 | The next scheme to eliminate |
| 7 | Best movie reviews on this net or any net: [8] "no sex scenes but woman says that she became pregnant and married a man who was not the real father because the real father was not there with her and didn't write after he went away until she had married the other man about a year later; brief upper male nudity; alcohol in one scene; no smoking; and, Communism overtly rebuked multiple times, kidnapping, extortion, death threats, betrayal, and a wedding kiss." from the review of Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. Only movie to get a four star rating: Beverly Hills Chihuahua: "Very strong moral worldview where characters choose right and sacrifice for others; no obscenities or profanities; two dogs attack each other a few times; no sexual content; one scene of women in bikinis; no alcohol; no smoking; and illegal dog fights, stealing, con games". |
| 7 | Concerned parents are concerned. But not with facts. Condoms do not protect against HIV or pregnancy. Remember that and see if you can beat my 80% correct answers! |
| 7 | Anthony Watts spies the enviro-conspiracy at the UN as revealed in the Climategate II e-mails...while skipping over the DuPont address. |
| 7 | The obituary of the greatest man (sorry second greatest) Man to ever live. |
| 7 | Waaaaahhhh! I don't want to show up at the White House because Glenn Beck tells me that Obama is leading America into fascism! Free speech! |
| 7 | Pat Boone: "Christians, here come the lions". Because not being permitted to stone adulterers to death is EXACTLY the same thing as being rounded up by Nazi Death Squads. |
| 7 | WIGO:Fox News? |
| 7 | Afghanistan was an "ally" of the Soviets during Operation Cyclone, rather than being under Soviet occupation. Yugoslavia committed no genocide in Kosovo. Everyone who presently opposes the Syrian regime is a U.S. lackey. And things in Syria are just dandy. |
| 7 | A clog courtesy of a tweet by Jim Al-Khalili: The only argument made by the Grauniad's anti-nuclear greens is to say Fukushima in every sentence. |
| 7 | |
| 7 | You use facebook, therefore you should be cool with the Government snooping on you without a warrant. |
| 7 | Shorter VDARE: Why aren't our politicians more racist?! |
| 7 | Okay, I admit there's a lot of disgusting things in the Bible. But that's the reason why God's such an asshole back to us. His punishment means that he really cares for our existence, right? Right? |
| 7 | Schadenfreude... |
| 7 | Paranoia reigns among autocracies. |
| 7 | Memo to spelling bee champion Jinxmchue: If you can't spell |
| 7 | Pat Buchanan on why Zimmerman is all about race now: "He saw a stranger over 6 feet tall. And he saw a black man or youth with a hood over his head. Why would this raise Zimmerman’s antennae? Perhaps because black males between 16 and 36, though only 2 to 3 percent of the population, are responsible for a third of all our crimes." |
| 7 | Celebrate Subversive Science! Throw away all that predictability and affinity with constituted power and alter your consciousness, just like that |
| 7 | GOP: "OH NOES! Teh Paulbots are taking us ovah with their crowds of 4000!" |
| 7 | Apparently seceeding is a great way to escape the tyranny of the Federal Government™.It's also a great tax dodge. Right Mr. "Sovereign" Citizen? |
| 7 | Project Blue Beam in the Obama Era (somehow manages to throw 9/11, birtherism and "a new, vibrationally different Yuga" into the mix) |
| 7 | Tyranny, cruel punishment, anti-feminism and anti-Marxism. It has to be Thomas the Tank Engine. |
| 7 | Margaret Wente: Because liberals! Commenters: "You know you just plagiarized Ross Douthat word by word from two weeks ago and he can sue your ass at any moment?" |
| 7 | Might we be insinuating that liberal academia needs some wingnut welfare? |
| 7 | Huffington Post: |
| 7 | Gun-owning journalist: Hi there, I'm going to retweet an article I wrote about some things you should know about guns that can easily be found on Wikipedia. You're too stupid to know what a bullet and what auto/semi-auto means, and gun crimes aren't rising! Everyone outside the US: you can also find some things on Wikipedia. |
| 7 | Somebody over at WND has been watching too much Dark Angel. |
| 7 | RationalWiki has found its true readership! Todd "Pelosi is a Cunt" Kincannon, and the Charleston Tea Party, that is. (Seriously, none of them know who we are.) |
| 7 | Black helicopters over Miami. EVERYBODY PANIC. |
| 7 | Antebellum slave codes once defined black people as real estate. A private prison company has filed for tax incentives used by companies with most of their assets in real estate (i.e., the prison buildings it owns and rents out for use). Therefore, the company identifies its prisoners as "real estate." |
| 7 | A look into Kent Hovind's hobbies from behind bars: writing creepy creationist fairy tales. |
| 7 | Alex Jones talking out of his fucking arse again. |
| 7 | "Activist groups and media organizations seek more narrowly tailored gathering of records, and full transparency after the fact about what kinds of records have been obtained. There are obvious problems with this approach." Yes, you mean problems that aren't experienced by the majority of nations in the West? |
| 7 | Oh noes! A 16 year old boy got beaten to death in Chicago! Instead of blaming the perpetrators of the beating, Glenn Beck goes off blaming atheists and nontheists for violence and collapse of society. Uhh...Glenn, I think the Swedes, the Norwegians, the Danes, and the Japanese would like to have a word with you. |
| 7 | Let's pay Edward Snowden's legal fund. With Bitcoins! |
| 7 | So global warming is a pseudoscience pushed by English lords who are apparently "self-proclaimed." Okay, Farah; how did you test your hypothesis that giving up sin will save the world? |
| 7 | With "pro-gay" companies better weathering the global financial crisis, what better image could you use to illustrate this story than a packet of Fruity Cheerios? Such subtlety. (Oh, and for some reason it's ironic if you support gay rights and oppose Obama's policies.) |
| 7 | Farah, if you knew that you would get flamed for introducing politics into a tragedy to further your agenda - why did you fucking do it you two-faced piece of shit? Update: Forget politics, the media should be using this tragedy to promote our book for us. |
| 7 | Natural News: Red Alert! Million US Citizens to lose healthcare! Isn't that a good thing in their books? I thought Allopathy was evil! |
| 7 | Lizard Boy on how Swine Flu vaccines are part of the creation of a Police State. (caution, long article) |
| 7 | PZ Myers is an internet virus. BONUS: Jinx hi Jinx! rants in the comment section, calling Prof. Myers a "foul-mouthed bigot" and his fans a "mindless hoard of PZombies." |
| 7 | That war on the war on Xmas (i.e. Focus on the Family) launches a website. (Thanks to Wonkette) |
| 7 | Mark 16:18 claims another victim. |
| 7 | Who will defend Alan Rusbridger from arrest after he undermined our national security? Well, after this incident and the fact that all the UK government's thinly-veiled threats have just been that, I think we know what would happen to the ConDems if they did. |
| 7 | Uganda's Minister of Ethics (the guy who said men raping girls was natural, homosexuality wasn't) said in 2010 that witchdoctors who murder children for muti shouldn't be punished retrospectively. |
| 7 | The only time Tea Party Crusaders call out America's gender and racial inequalities? When it has to do with environmental groups. Or the White House. |
| 7 | THIS IS A REAL POLITICAL AD. And in Florida, no less. |
| 7 | A Discovery Institute fellow asks, "What does being president have to do with evolution?" Maybe the ability to reach conclusions from evidence rather than on poor assumptions and hunches? |
| 7 | Gamergate goes after corruption!! ... by targeting a game about cancer. It was written up on "SJW" sites, see. (EDIT: Developer not reporting receiving any harassment over That Dragon, Cancer.) |
| 7 | [9]. Indian magazine tries to claim baking soda and lemons cure Cancer |
| 7 | Apparently Glenn Beck is being politically correct. |
| 7 | Let's arrest Obama, he disresecting(sic) us all by not properly saluting the flag! (One, the "law" cited is probably unconstitutional. Two, nobody in this picture is exactly "standing at attention.") |
| 7 | So lets get this straight. Osiris was Cain, Seth was Abel and the Egyptian priest reversed the story to control people. Makes perfect sense. Now can you whole Atlantis and the English are Canaanite thing? |
| 7 | Volcanic ash will make Europe less environmentally conscious and more right wing (I think that is what he is trying to say.) |
| 7 | So increasing the police powers of the FDA is somehow a bad thing. Oh right, WND. |
| 7 | Fanatical anti-Obama website says hello to Godwin's Law. |
| 7 | While opining on an admittedly bizarre (and probably fake) story, Chrissy Satterfield, World Nut Daily's youngest whackjob, reveals that she wants "screening before you're allowed to get pregnant". |
| 7 | The Health Ranger has a new exclusive interview with Dr. |
| 7 | Please let this be an early April Fool's joke. (Just in case -- (Warning: Poe's Law in action!)) The National Geographic Society postulates that a "regional" nuclear war could reverse global warming, but only for a few years. |
| 7 | After the calls for civility in the wake of the Giffords shooting, union supporters in Wisconsin (who are, as a matter of course, all Democrats) should not engage in "violent" protests, as the Democratic legislators did by fleeing the state. |
| 7 | Anthony Watts: Send denialist crank Tim Ball your money to fight Michael Mann! Donate today! |
| 7 | Tim Ball is too busy getting sued, so John O'Sullivan is here to tell you how Ball is just the first victim in a new vast warmist conspiracy spearheaded by the nefarious Michael Mann and his enviro-goons. |
| 7 | American Stinker, of course, follows in the footsteps of Whirled Nut Daily and attempts to keep birtherism alive. |
| 7 | Prof. Henry A. Giroux: "Democracy" has nothing to do with elections, but everything to do with street battles and (of course) "formative cultures." |
| 7 | A U.S. intelligence operative leaks new documentation of Dubya's blunders on the anti-terrorism front; journalists write a report about it. The report's comment section is promptly taken over by truthers, despite the journalists' repeated protests that they are not pushing trutherism. |
| 7 | First there was Left Behind, now Terry Hurlbut is writing bad science fiction. |
| 7 | A thorough analysis of Denver International Airport's Phallic-Satanic symbolism. I simply refuse to believe this is anything but a very non-subtle parody. It cannot be real. Or can it? (Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 7 | Everyone's favourite nuts are suing Esquire Magazine to the tune of $120 million. |
| 7 | Seth MacFarlane: writer, cartoonist, comedian...thrall of the Illuminati?!? |
| 7 | It only took a couple of years, but George Will buys into the "whitewash theory" of the financial crisis. (Update: Dean Baker responds to Will's latest nonsense.) |
| 7 | The term "Arab Spring" is a counter-revolutionary conspiracy of the American media to keep the proles elsewhere in false consciousness. Never mind that it was coined by Dominique Moisi, a French writer. |
| 7 | Filmmaker bawls "censorship" because the "liberal media" declines to distribute his anti-Obama film. |
| 7 | Climategate: The gift that keeps on giving to deniers. |
| 7 | Po', po' Rupert whines the WSJ |
| 7 | Conservatives still don't get it. |
| 6 | Republican politicians in Wisconsin vote in favor of anti-union bill; unions bar them from a Labor Day parade. But, no sweat, really; they would have backed out anyway, because the unions are ready to assassinate them. It's true; Brent Bozell said it! |
| 6 | Michael Egnor seems to be angling to set a new high (low?) in semantic bullshitting by a creationist. |
| 6 | Teach the Controversy is coming to a United Kingdom near you. |
| 6 | The Libyan rebels are all CIA agents. Also, Abdelbaset al-Megrahi was not released for compassionate reasons, but because he was about to be acquitted and expose a massive conspiracy to frame him, carried out because somebody had a crystal ball and divined that Iraq was going to invade Kuwait a few years later. |
| 6 | It was in the National Enquirer so it must be true! |
| 6 | J.R. Dunn of The American Thinker on the "race card": "Accusations of racism have the same impact no matter how asinine, irrelevant, or ridiculous they may be." Perhaps we can start believing that once Jonah Goldberg's racism accusations start making a splash. |
| 6 | David Icke: "Look at what what they're putting your water!" |
| 6 | In what alternate universe is this not terrorism? And more charming humor from Mr. Turner. He's like Rush Limbaugh without the peace and goodwill towards all. |
| 6 | Brent Bozell spends an entire column sputtering and ranting about Family Guy and it's creator Seth MacFarlane. Obviously the dreaded Red Beard has heard about the millions of dollars Macfarlane makes and felt a beard twitch. Note: Hellbent Bozo got his basic facts wrong. (Big surprise.) The song isn't titled "Everybody Poops" (the title of the Taro Gomi book that Stewie holds up during the video). The song is titled "The Freakin' FCC" and you can watch the video of it here. |
| 6 | Anderson Cooper has become about the 1,000,000th person to make an immature teabagging joke. The mature way to deal with this: imply he is a homosexual because he never said he wasn't. |
| 6 | Uncle Ed just wants to help those new, |
| 6 | Creation Ministries International doesn't do sneaky deceit, like the lib-burr-ruls do; they come right out with theirs. In one breath they bash people for having the notion that ID aims "to introduce Christianity into government-run schools;" in the next they speak of ID as part of the "work of the Kingdom" against "the Darwinian lie." |
| 6 | WorldNutDaily have found a way to piss $10,000 into the wind. They could have spent that money on building supplies for a bridge. |
| 6 | Take that, Al Gore! Anthony Watts has successfully debunked (a dramatization of) the greenhouse effect! |
| 6 | If you think science is a more reliable source of knowledge than religion, that's just, like, scientism, man. (HT Jerry Coyne) |
| 6 | Shorter Flingbooty: Arguments from authority don’t impress me, unless I'm quoting Walt Brown. |
| 6 | Gasp! LAX is a transit point for the FEMA Death Camps... according to Alex Jones. |
| 6 | In fact, psychologists are hailing January 30 as ‘Happy Monday’. (or, as we call it, "advertising equivalent exposure" for the travel industry) |
| 6 | "Parents divided on controversial daycare report" By 'controversial', they mean 'bullshit'. |
| 6 | BIBLE BELT NEWS: Julie chats with a demon about tattoos--she includes a direct quote. All part of the "deliverance process." |
| 6 | Mitch McConnell sends a letter that says marijuana causes death. |
| 6 | Try not to laugh. CNN's got quite a blog going there. |
| 6 | Why is Nicolas Sarkozy disliked so much by the French electorate? It depends. Arguing that "80 to 95% of journalists are on the left or far-left" won't give you points for objectivity, though. |
| 6 | "National |
| 6 | Mark Steyn pens the foreword to Geert Wilders' new book. ($$Buy now from Regnery Press!$$) |
| 6 | OECD: You know, personal debt levels are reaching a dangerous 160%-la-la-la I CAN'T HEAR YOU. |
| 6 | Margaret Wente: The disappearing influence of churches, Boys Scouts and Girl Guides is making our children into law-breaking douchebags! Speaking of Boy Scouts... |
| 6 | The allegory of the douchebag parent now has an entry for the 2012 election. |
| 6 | A metaphysical dilemma breaks out amongst WND readers, when even Ann Coulter thinks they are nuts. Update: And now Bill O'Reilly does too. |
| 6 | Godlike Productions's owner posts a poll and pins it on the front page: Since You Don't Think Your Vote Matters - Do You Want A Revolution? (He personally thinks it's a bad idea.) So far the votes are 633/207 "for", and the comments are as usually golden. One of the saner voices: "If people can't get it together and at least register and vote, how in hell do they think they could pull off a military revolt?" |
| 6 | Forbes argues that Canuckistan, with universal health care, an income inequality rate lower by 10 points, average income tax receipts in the 40th percentile, a VAT, triple the amount of unionized workers, and banking regulations worthy of making Alan Greenspan contemplate suicide, is more libertarian than the United States because it has a lower corporate tax rate. |
| 6 | AiG explains how to properly fight on the forums. |
| 6 | Binders of women, they're all falling from the sky! |
| 6 | How Not to do a Presidential Endorsement, The Economist Edition: We support Obama...but his health care reform is surrendering too much control to left-wingers, Dodd-Frank is evulz, and we "yearn for the more tolerant conservatism of Ronald Reagan, where 'small government' meant keeping the state out of people’s bedrooms as well as out of their businesses." |
| 6 | Because, when there is an armed and dangerous man at large, everyone should be able to just casually walk around in the street. |
| 6 | Some people have sour grapes about astronauts educating others to advance the species. |
| 6 | America is just like Austria in the 1930s. The Nazis had laws on things, the US government has laws on things as well. OMG, Obama is Hitler! |
| 6 | Is there a contest among researchers to publish the craziest "physical/personality trait A implies societal attitude B" correlation? Researchers at two universities in California and Denmark announce the results of a study indicating that as a man's bicep size increases, his support for social welfare programs usually decreases. |
| 6 | Because referencing the Bible to show how "racist" you aren't has worked spectacularly well in history. (Also, congratulations on banning Christmas trees in your city, because you've given the War on Christmas folks an actual enemy.) |
| 6 | The real reason why terrorists hate America. |
| 6 | Not just any kind of porn, radical porn. |
| 6 | It's that time of year when Rush Limbaugh tells his version of the Thanksgiving story. (Hint: |
| 6 | The Obama administration is trying to stop political appointments to the civil service. Therefore, the Obama health care plan is a Big Brother plot to make all Americans into civil servants. |
| 6 | Answers in Genesis let themselves be fooled by an obvious parodist named Michael. |
| 6 | A recipe. Cherry-pick concepts out of Buddhism and Hinduism, distort thoroughly, mix together, season liberally with quack psychology, and what do you have? Why, the mindfulness-increasing practice of Laughter Yoga, of course! |
| 6 | "You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan." |
| 6 | Mike Huckabee: "There's more freedom in North Korea than the US." |
| 6 | Justine Tunney pulls a |
| 6 | Hillary Clinton gets a surprise presidential endorsement from Glenn Beck. |
| 6 | Jinx, the hard working blogger. After 3 months of nothing, copies a news article and Wikipedia article, pastes it together and calls it a blog post. |
| 6 | Ha ha ha, PMSNBC and Old York Times, ho ho ho! How does Farah come up with laughs like that? |
| 6 | Crazy racist white guy vs crazy racist black guy on Toby Gerhart. |
| 6 | "Mariano" has apparently consolidated his blogs into one überBlog |
| 6 | Many latinos play your beloved baseball George, you ever think of that? |
| 6 | No Karl it wasn't because of exit polls that you had to steal Florida. |
| 6 | There is a power behind Obama! Could it be.....Satan?. |
| 6 | Ken is pipped to the post by Richard Dawkins in his new best friend's reductio ad Hitlerium awards! |
| 6 | Barack Obama, super-villain extraordinaire, is winning the election through his mastery of mass hypnosis (PDF warning). |
| 6 | Research into possible republican VP candidates was done at... Wikipedia[10] "Brickley, a self-described “obsessive” political junkie who recently graduated from the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs, told me that he began by “randomly searching Wikipedia and election sites for Republican women.”" |
| 6 | There are no words to describe the sheer stupidity of these top ten lists. Bonus points for the Argumentum ad Nazium though |
| 6 | "Crazy Tracy" stars in This is Why America Is Broken (YouTube, originally from "Now on PBS"). |
| 6 | Fair & Balanced... and stupid: Fox News cannot find "Egypt" on a map. |
| 6 | After one day of prayer for Atheists to accept Jesus Christ, God sent the fifth-largest quake in history to Japan. She can't wait to see what He does next! (Warning: Poe's Law in action!) |
| 6 | Words fail on this "Yes on Prop 8" video. |
| 6 | "Dick Cheney was right: deficits don't matter," because |
| 6 | There is a movement to repurpose Mother's Day as "Mama's Day" so as to agitate for the honoring of "overlooked" mothers, such as young ones; the sole arbiters of who gets honored on Mother's Day being of course "right-wing conservatives" and Hallmark Cards, with no one allowed to honor anyone else, even their own mother. |
| 6 | Let Quantum Woo Officiate your Wedding |
| 6 | Obama and Social Security-ers? Release the Social Security number! |
| 6 | Some Texans want to secede from the US. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, guys. (This letter might not be for real, but these bozos seem to be.) |
| 6 | Public school, prison, same diff. |
| 6 | Anthony Watts last month: The "mendacious" Joe Romm is "disappearing" comments from his warmist blog. Watts this month: My comments are broken, it's all Wordpress' fault! |
| 6 | Newsbusters: "Peacenik" hypocrites. |
| 6 | Come one, come all to the Heartland Institute's Denial-a-palooza weekend, starring all your denialist favorites like Jim Inhofe, Tim Ball, and Pat Michaels. (Update: Salon reports Inhofe didn't appear as he was "feeling under the weather" (geddit?) and linkfarms to further coverage.) |
| 6 | Drum roll please! The Intelligent Design Undergraduate Research Center has announced the 2008 Annual Casey Luskin Graduate award! The winner is: Anonymous! Congratulations Anonymous on this fine award. The fact that the ID award is going to a history major (and that it is, quite tellingly, named after a lawyer) bodes well for the future of intelligent design scientific research! |
| 6 | Ron Paul: "When a country is indebted to the degree that we're indebted, the country always defaults. We will default because the debt is unsustainable." Just like when we defaulted under Harry Truman. |
| 6 | Conservatives want to do science by poll again, this time on global warming. Idiots. Everyone knows science is done in the courtroom. |
| 6 | Freedom from the Rothschilds in Iceland is at hand, brothers! America's Rothschild stooge still reigns supreme, however. |
| 6 | Bring on the debt default revolution! |
| 6 | Another great "decline of Western civilization" piece from Whirled Nut: This time it's the fault of Marx, Darwin, and Nietzsche. |
| 6 | The Rockwell-ians have gone deather. |
| 6 | Thom Hartmann: It is an affront to the U.S.'s "constitutionally-limited democratic republic" to permit the courts to strike down unconstitutional laws. |
| 6 | August 10: Gold bug Franklin Sanders, in a fit of irrational exuberance, crows: "Gold Price in a Parabolic Rise, and No Telling Where it will Stop." August 11: The price of gold really takes a beating. |
| 6 | Just in case you were wondering, Mike Adams reminds us that, yes, Alex Jones is batshit crazy. |
| 6 | Thomas "Damn, where were you for all this time?" Friedman: Bosnia, Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya and (next up) Syria are all the same war. |
| 5 | Natural News parrots another report from the Scientology front group CCHR. Is Orac right? |
| 5 | Chris Hedges: Images of the 9/11 "jumpers" have been expunged from public consciousness because they did not fit into Bushite mythology. Reality: The "jumper" images are even featured on war-hawk blogs. |
| 5 | Bobo's latest train wreck is impressive even for him: Empathy is unnecessary because my misreading of pop neuroscience and philosophy tells me so, and something about Nazis. |
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| 5 | "You're a heretic!" "No, you!" Ray Comfort and Bill Donohue revisit the glorious history of their respective sects. |
| 5 | Despite the comments of two Republican Senators WorldNutDaily is conducting a 17-option poll on whether Obama is eligible to be President of the US. Results. |
| 5 | Whilst brains are so highly evolved they appear to be "designed", they are still capable of making an argument from incredulity. |
| 5 | It's great to be black in America, unless you have an opinion I disagree with. Best Quote: "The days of black pimp politicians and activists holding black Americans in thrall with abject deceit and the rhetoric of victimization have got to end." Actually the whole thing quotes well. The man knows how to turn a phrase. |
| 5 | Worried about swine flu? What you need is extra poo! Prevent the swine flu by self-induced diarrhea! |
| 5 | Vatican astronomer makes a courageous defense of religion-independent science, calling creationism "pagan superstition;" this really winds the WND people up. |
| 5 | From an abstract of a creationist "paper": "Mutations in the Ebg system are clearly not an example of evolution but mutation and natural selection allowing for adaptation to the environment." Hmmm.... last we checked mutation and natural selection are evolution. |
| 5 | Art Laffer: Polishing turds since 1974. |
| 5 | The epic fight between a cold-blooded amphibian adulterer and a climate denying Mormon nobody! Who shall become the next Lincoln? |
| 5 | Romney gets Bush's endorsement. For tension purposes, we won't say which one. |
| 5 | Prof. Henry A. Giroux is upset that the media coverage of the Penn State football scandal does not mention Penn State's receipt of military research money, despite not actually managing to make a link between the two. |
| 5 | Islam Q&A: Medical benefits of female circumcision. |
| 5 | James David Manning notices that The Young Turks are talking about him... |
| 5 | The military conducted a training exercise in Los Angeles recently involving black helicopters. Therefore, "it appears America is preparing for war against its own citizens ... If someone can make a suggestion for another way of interpreting this, please do." We would suggest Occam's Razor. |
| 5 | Who do conservative lonely hearts turn to for advice? Chuck Norris, of course. |
| 5 | Australia is a colony of the U.S., and Gough Whitlam was dismissed for attempting to declare Australia's independence. Similarly, the downfall of Kevin Rudd was arranged by the CIA. |
| 5 | George Will on the importance of fathers...or something? |
| 5 | The inhabitants of GLP on the John Carter movie: it starts with equating it to population control propaganda and goes downhill from there... (Never mind that it is based on books written in the 1930s...) |
| 5 | What's just as bad as torturing Chinese Christians for owning Bibles? Liberal activist judges, that's what! Once your head hurts from reading that, read a rebuttal (self promotion warning) (6 August 2008) |
| 5 | Twitter is alive with Americans enraged by SCOTUS's upholding Obamacare that they're threatening to move to Canada. Here's a sampling. |
| 5 | A well-intentioned but ignorant racefail or a dystopia for the Stormfront set? |
| 5 | Include F1 and NASCAR racin' in them Olympics ya'll! Poll results: 5% agree, 95% lolwut. |
| 5 | Here's what is evidently the big "Obama |
| 5 | Kim Jong Un voted "Sexiest Man Alive". Note the source. |
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| 5 | WND shows why it is the gold standard in investigative journalism: OMG!! OBAMA's MYSPACE PAGE SAZ HE IS 52 HE CAN'T BE PRESIDENT!!11! Also regular reads will notice that they have added his kindergarten records to the list of documents they want released. Where's the finger paintings? |
| 5 | WorldNutDaily shatters every irony meter within a hundred miles: SOCIETY HAS TO BE CLEANSED! THEN AMERICA CAN CHANGE THE WORLD! This in an article calling Obama a Nazi. Bonus lulz: The Nazis weren't fascists; they were actually Reds. |
| 5 | OMG! Obama caught red handed illegally registering voters. Of course it's no surprise, seeing as how he lost the state by 200,000 votes. |
| 5 | Daily Mail imagines a world without Thatcher. |
| 5 | The Sun (not the Daily Mail, the tweet is wrong), in its rabid attempts to show the evil old witch was loved, try to pass off a picture of last year's jubilee as a picture of her funeral |
| 5 | Just come across this from July, but: MPs grin about food banks for the starving |
| 5 | Oh noes! The Muslims are getting their own “no-go” zones where they can install their own courts, government, justice and punishment. |
| 5 | A libertarian drug policy: "Let the weak and the foolish destroy themselves for MY benefit". |
| 5 | Denyse O'Leary rains down fireballs on a fool who dared to suggest that Intelligent Design wouldn't replace all known evolutionary theories in the near future. And... draws cartoon glasses his photo? Let's not rule it out... |
| 5 | "Cameron should start liberal party" The (Tory) Planning Minister seems to think no-one else will represent the youngest Liberal voters. |
| 5 | Irony in Michelle Malkin's blog: She wrote a lead article criticizing the EPA and environmental problems while a corporation posts an ad addressing the issues of global warming. |
| 5 | You know, Politico, you'd have a better time pulling a Wall Street Journal if you didn't describe the great Nazi-fighters using the title of Star Wars Episode V. |
| 5 | Taking bets on when CNN finally jumps the shark. Or has it already happened? |
| 5 | Decoding Jay-Z's daughter: B.L.U.E I.V.Y. means Born Living Under Evil Illuminati's very Youngest. Also: The reasons Eulb Yvi DOESN"T mean Lucifer's Daughter is because (wait for it) THE ILLUMINATI REMOVED IT FROM THE LATIN LANGUAGE! |
| 5 | Pax Dickinson was fired for gross, sustained offensiveness on the company dime. This has made it difficult for him to get venture capital. He writes on a neoreactionary blog asking that people check their non-asshole privilege and stop discriminating against people just expressing themselves. He is, of course, a libertarian. |
| 5 | NaturalNews pretends to make valid corellations. |
| 5 | First there was the birthers; now there is the paycheckers. Clinton is ignoring the "plain and unambiguous" constitutional provision: "No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States, which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been encreased during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the United States, shall be a Member of either House during his Continuance in Office." |
| 5 | The American Family Association's news website, OneNewsNow shows their knowledge of geography. Just a hint - Mosul is in Iraq. |
| 5 | "God answers Obamacare? Volcano halts air traffic." |
| 5 | Volcanic ash will make Europe less environmentally conscious and more right wing (I think that is what he is trying to say.) |
| 5 | Scott Walker seems to be under the impression that Wisconsin's civil servants are better off, even better off than Federal employees. |
| 5 | Daniel Henninger isn't the only one who seems to be dropping acid at the Wall Street Journal. Check out these whoppers: "The Treatment of Bush Has Been a Disgrace" and "Why I'll Miss President Bush". Leonard Pitts Jr. of the Miami Herald comments on both. (The former more than the latter.) |
| 5 | Last week, when his opponents were misinterpreting the Bible, William Rivers Pitt thought it contained a superior blueprint for living a good, moral life. This week, when his opponents know their Bible a little better, he thinks the Bible is for the most part a nest of savage, cruel gibberish that is hardly the best basis for the establishment of a code of social conduct. |
| 5 | GLPers swallow vintage John Birch Society |
| 5 | While it can't hold a candle to the sheer nuttery of Science Defeated (see below), this article in "American Thinker", bragging about how the blogger was personally collapsing the economy to spite the Democrats seemed like the dumbest and most egotistical thing I'd read today. Then I made the mistake of reading the comments. The Stupid.... it BURNS! BURNS! |
| 5 | An attempt to flog the secular religion trope harder than it's ever been flogged. |
| 5 | Shame on you, Bill Clinton, for suggesting solutions to the U.S.'s economic mess rather than engaging in mortification of the flesh as punishment for crimes in office. |
| 5 | Claims of a flat Earth are mostly a popular myth, therfore, climate deniers aren't scientifically illiterate hacks. |
| 5 | Christian End Times fundamentalism, conspiracy theories, alien lizards, Richard Hoagland and Comet Elenin in a wonderful cocktail of craziness. |
| 5 | After a boatload of exhaustive research, scholars have made an astounding discovery that would have passed for a conspiracy theory a few years ago (are you sitting down?): European empires used Christianity as an excuse for their colonial escapades! |
| 5 | Why we shouldn't link to Business Insider. |