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- Doom Bar please, and a tiddy oggie if you're doing food as well. Totnesmartin 21:48, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
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[edit] Urp
More single malt with a Bass chaser, please, barkeep. Oh, and if the kitchen is still open, some nachos muy picante with a little sour cream on the side would be appreciated. Thank you. ħuman
01:18, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- We bought a six pack of something called "Belgium White" that we found in Strassburg. Want some? --
En attendant Godot"«Poetry involves the mysteries of the irrational perceived through rational words. V.Nabokov» 01:22, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- Sure, that would be great, especially since the barkeep seems to be turning into a giant Brazilian aquatic centipede, and I need a reason to think it's a hallucination. Hey, there's some pretzels on the floor over there, maybe they'll hold me up 'til those damn nachos arrive... ħuman
01:25, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- Not aquatic nor Brazilian. Pangean and forest-dweller. --
20:40, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- You might want to google the phrase before correcting me on the identity of my hallucinations... ħuman
00:32, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
- You might want to google the phrase before correcting me on the identity of my hallucinations... ħuman
- Not aquatic nor Brazilian. Pangean and forest-dweller. --
- It's cinqo de maio, you know. There's been a run on nachos.
- And they didn't see it coming? How unprofessional. Reminds me of the restaurant that forgot they might be busy on 2/14, even though it was a Tuesday. Just like this one. Fuck, I'll just have to reheat the leftover burrito and quesadilla I chucked in the fridge the other day. ħuman
02:47, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- And they didn't see it coming? How unprofessional. Reminds me of the restaurant that forgot they might be busy on 2/14, even though it was a Tuesday. Just like this one. Fuck, I'll just have to reheat the leftover burrito and quesadilla I chucked in the fridge the other day. ħuman
- Sure, that would be great, especially since the barkeep seems to be turning into a giant Brazilian aquatic centipede, and I need a reason to think it's a hallucination. Hey, there's some pretzels on the floor over there, maybe they'll hold me up 'til those damn nachos arrive... ħuman
[edit] My order
I would like a single grape, floating in perfume, served in a mans hat. Thanks. Oh yeah, some blood sausage too. And can you turn up the heat and gimmie some change for the Juke Box. I wanna hear some Bananarama and maybe a little Kylie Minogue. Ace McWickedDisco Jesus 21:09, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
[edit] TEA
Stupid word Phantom! 21:22, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Hair of the CUR
Or is that hair of the dog?
ГенгисOur ignorance is God; what we know is science. 21:27, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Champagne in a glass slipper
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User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 00:57, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
- Here, sir. Enjoy, it was nearly impossible to get. --
20:05, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
- Has anyone seen my glass slippers? I have a ball to attend this evening! ħuman
20:40, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
- Has anyone seen my glass slippers? I have a ball to attend this evening! ħuman
[edit] Barkeep, a slug or three please
I could use a few shots of scotch drowned in two ice cubes and a splash of water. I think I'm pissing off my friends and need to mellow out :) ħuman
05:01, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
- Surely if you're pissing off your friends it would be better to give them scotch? Stupid word Phantom! 07:43, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
- Well, since CUR won't be here for hours, here you are:
- Stupid word Phantom! 07:51, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
- Well, then barkeep, a double round for my friends, and single shot for me? Like, what, tomorrow? Meantime, I'm sucking slug juice, I guess :( ħuman
08:09, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
- Well, then barkeep, a double round for my friends, and single shot for me? Like, what, tomorrow? Meantime, I'm sucking slug juice, I guess :( ħuman
[edit] I want my brains to feel like they are on that wall over there
Do you have anything that will do that? Yorick 04:46, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Head back to the saloon, I'll serve you there. Ace McWickedDisco Jesus 04:48, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Refill
Arthur, please refill my pitcher of Scotch for the evening. Thank you, ħuman
23:52, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Here you are, good sir. --
21:41, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
- Thank you very much! May I place my order for tomorrow evening in advance now too? Oh, and do you have Bass on tap? ħuman
01:14, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
- Thank you very much! May I place my order for tomorrow evening in advance now too? Oh, and do you have Bass on tap? ħuman