RationalWiki:To do list/Pointless polls
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Current polls
"Trent Toulouse?"
| I've only heard hushed whispers of the Man. | 3 | Vote | |
| I know he has a really long joke block reason on here. | 1 | Vote | |
| I believe him to be a front of the Secret Cabal, like Father or Big Brother. | 4 | Vote | |
| He is just a man. | 2 | Vote | |
| Who? | 11 | Vote |
[edit] Previous polls
Oh noes! A wizard on the streets of Manhattan is about to turn you into your favorite animal for the rest of your life! What happens next?
| > | 0 | |
| I turn into a lion | 1 | |
| I turn into a weasel | 0 | |
| I turn into a snake | 4 | |
| I turn into whale | 0 | |
| I turn into a chimp | 1 | |
| I turn into a narwhal | 2 | |
| I turn into Michele Bachmann | 2 | |
| I turn into a fox | 0 | |
| I turn into a grasshopper | 5 | |
| I turn into a crow | 20 | |
| Japanese cartoon porn | 17 | |
| Screw animals! Punch the wizard in the face and steal his wallet! This is Manhattan! | 5 | |
| Other | 23 | |
| Nothing. Magic powers aren't real. | 3 | |
| I turn into a kitty-kat! | 14 | |
| I put on my robe and wizard hat | 0 |
Favorite "children's" card game?
| Slapdragon | 0 | |
| Pokemon | 6 | |
| Yu-Gi-Oh | 6 | |
| Magic the Gathering | 15 | |
| Go fish | 6 | |
| War | 1 | |
| Other | 11 |
You're on board humanity's first manned voyage into the Solar System. Unfortunately, it's one-way. Where would you want to die?
| Mars | 9 | |
| Titan | 5 | |
| Europa | 27 | |
| Io | 2 | |
| Pluto | 2 | |
| Enceladus | 2 | |
| Haumea | 1 | |
| Makemake | 2 | |
| Ceres | 5 |
Peanut butter and?
| Jam | 8 | |
| Jelly | 27 | |
| Bananas | 6 | |
| Nutella | 4 | |
| Bacon | 1 | |
| Chocolate | 9 | |
| Marshmallow fluff | 3 | |
| Other | 4 | |
| I'm a purist - peanut butter only! | 8 | |
| Peanut butter? Bleurgh! | 18 |
What will 2015 be like for RationalWiki?
| Our best year ever | 9 | |
| Our worst year ever | 9 | |
| We'll get sued out of existence | 5 | |
| We'll get DDOS'ed out of existence | 5 | |
| Trent Toulouse will wake up and realise it was all a dream | 12 | |
| Goat | 64 | |
| We will lose approximately 90% of the current editors | 1 |