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[edit] May 2015

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32 Round 2 of MRA bat-shittery about Mad Max. RooshV goes insane that movie portrays women in way counter to his dismal beliefs, blames Hollywood in mass conspiracy against the "the true nature of women".
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16Michael Anissimov of More Right proffers a series of posts on Neoreactionary Accomplishments. Parts 1-6 are about blogging, parts 7-10 about blogging about hypothetical politics. "intellectual accomplishments are real even though stupid people don’t understand them."
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21"For all of Hitler’s faults, at the very least he was initially acting for the good of the nation." Gamergator compares Digital Games Research Association to Weimar Germany's intelligentsia.
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14SputnikNews will surely avoid accumulating the same unfortunate reputation as gibbering insane propaganda that RT has, with headlines like US Anger With RT Will Start World War Three. Possibly.
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12The NRA is already warning that Hillary's comin' fer yer guns...
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19“Is Wi-Fi making your child ill?” No, it's not.
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25Pamela Geller: America’s Churchill
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18Kerry Cassidy says her pain in the neck was caused by a scalar wave attack from "the dark side"
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10The Roman poet Ovid[wp] and his Metamorphoses[wp] contains "triggering and offensive material that marginalizes student identities in the classroom". Because an account of a rape in the book triggered a rape victim.
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32The latest blow to collective (and fragile) MRA egos: Mad Max. Darn those Social Justice Road Warriors!
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15The flipside of those "everyone who wears a turban is a Muslim" morons - Muslims who think that Christianity forbids pork eating.
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8Four horsemen will allegedly usher in the apocalypse. In the meantime, the psychologist who oversaw the Stanford prison experiment says that the current trend towards social isolation has just two -- video games and internet porn.
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19UK election conspiracy roundup: UKIP claim the result in Thanet was rigged; stolen ballot papers meant for one town were sent to other places.
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25Why They Didn’t Tell Us? A Beverage That Is 10,000 Times Stronger Than Chemotherapy! (It's the Alkaline diet, folks)
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4"I think men should be able to veto women's abortions if they're willing to care for the child after it's born." - Keith Ablow
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29Roosh V comes within a hair's breadth of coming out as a full-blown neo-Nazi. (His fans, of course, were out and proud long ago).
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39End-times preacher Rick Wiles warns that the "communist leadership" of America will begin killing pastors, re-educating children and America will be brought to its knees by a fireball from God, if SCOTUS allows gay marriage.

[edit] April 2015

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45Open Letter to Simon Singh from Homeopath and astrologer (verbatim): "Bollocks to rationality, you shouldn't use it when it comes to discussing people's health."
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13Right-wing radio host Steve Deace has some insightful comments transphobic bullshit to say about Bruce Jenner being transgender. He has a mental disorder and ruined my childhood because GAWD.
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16A contributor to Joe "the plumber"'s blog accidentally rallies against a banner he'd normally support, claims it's anti-semitic when it's really anti-muslim.
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40"You take it up the a*s; and you suck nuts. Lol." -- Sovereign citizen files a cringeworthy and expletive-filled masterpiece of legal rhetoric, "Notice To F*ck This Court And Everything That It Stands For."
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21Jewish group slams mixed martial arts, linking sport to Abu Dhabi government and anti-Israel attacks.
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29[1]. Indian magazine tries to claim baking soda and lemons cure Cancer
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-22Race-baiters claim recent attacks on albinos in Tanzania is exactly the same as when American blacks attack American whites.
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6Lasers fired through the EmDrive's resonance chamber show variances consistent with a warp field, including travelling faster than the speed of light. Real scientists are doing real science here. We report, you decide.
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27Rep. Steve King is introducing legislation to ban the Supreme Court from even HEARING cases involving "the definition of marriage". Separation of Powers? What's that?
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6Oberlin activists hang posters accusing specific students of perpetuating "rape culture" for sponsoring a talk by Christina Hoff Sommers.
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15The Liberty Eagle praises the elimination of the estate tax, calling it double taxation. Forgets the beneficiaries never paid taxes on the money.
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15Rep. Steve King is at it again, trying to generate more fear among Republicans about immigration.
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-37Is this an interesting commentary on feminism? Erm, no, not really. It's more neoreactionary stuff on Tumblr. Woo yay.
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9"A history of left and right in American politics". Yay neoreactionary Tumblr.
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25PZ Myers is apparently an MRA. At least, according to the TERFs. (Note: What really happened.)
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25Mama Schlafly: Cops kill Black guys because the state forces men to pay child support.
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43Fart demons. You know, the kind that drive pigs to suicide.[2] That's why there are gay people.
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24Now that the remaining Boston Bomber has been found guilty, Faux News wonders if Obama will trade him to ISIS.
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19Chemtrail woomeister claims Stanford copied his magic trickwith their "new" aluminum-ion battery (which looks like it might be pretty damned important in the real world!). Note the woomeister's claim he didn't invent a battery...while at the same time claiming to have invented this battery!
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10They apparently haven't given up on moving the tax burden entirely onto the poor, Why Now is the Time to Try the Fair Tax, complete with dishonest description.
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17 Rick Santorum says tolerance is a two-way street.
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42Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson calls critics of Indiana's religious freedom law jihadists.

[edit] March 2015

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-32 Baby born with sqrt(666) / 2.15) on his forehead. everybodyNobody PANIC
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18Meanwhile on the lunatic atheist side of the internet, Cenk Uyger is a Muslim apologist who is worse than Kirk Cameron because he doesn't support racial profiling and torture like Sam Harris does. Or something like that, it's hard to tell because of how bad the video is.
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27Big Gay is here!!!!!one!!!1!!1 Image mirror
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25Obama orders HOMOSEXUAL CHEMTRAIL MISSIONS over Indiana the day after the Religious Freedom Bill was passed. (Warning: Poe's Law in action!)
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20Germanwings Flight 9525 conspiracy theory roundup: Andreas Lubitz was a Muslim convert! No, he was a poor, suffering incel! No, the plane was hacked and hijacked!
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28Moore, OK, gets flattened by another tornado. But hey! At least God left a sign that he cares.
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18"Eat shit!" sayeth the Virgin Mary. So I did.
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20FEMA 'Death Domes' Popping Up Across Texas Raise Alarm As Jade Helm 15 Invades Southwestern America With Texas Listed 'Hostile'... Exact headline. Death Domes. In plain public view.
Edit: That URL is an obvious shill, comments section says, go here for the REAL comments section!
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43Vox Day: "The Germanwings Flight 9525 disaster could have been prevented if only the sluts of the world had been a little more equitable in their distribution of blowjobs." (We're not paraphrasing. Those are his exact words.)
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21Breitbart: Phil Robertson's Anti-Atheist speech was taken out of context! YOU'RE the REAL bigots!! Also, abortions are a modern day holocaust and left-wing people are slaves to Satan!!
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29VIDEO: If there were a Dunning-Kruger Prize, Ted Cruz would win it for his inflated opinion of himself as a global warming denier "who actually looks at the real data"; for comparing "accepted scientific wisdom" to beliefs in a flat earth; and for thinking that his denialism makes him akin to Galileo. (Starts at about 16:30)
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16 More examples of brainless speculation by conspiracy theorists regarding Germanwings 4U 9525 - David Icke's forum - it's numerology, the French Airforce, false flag to blame ISIS, to stop people using passenger jets, etc.....Can now add hypnotism/mind control courtesy of son of MKULTRA
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22Germanwings 4U 9525 plane crash caused by ......CHEMTRAILS!
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31Guess who forgot to reserve tedcruz.com?
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30Public school celebrates Foreign Language week by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in a different language each day. Including Muslim terrorist speak!
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12Charlie Sheen has an opinion on "Barry Satera Kenya."
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23Ten absurd conspiracy theories about China. Includes a faked moon landing and an Illuminati gang-war!
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42"The Men's Rights Movement doesn't seem to actually do anything to help men, you say? Well, that's because it's not supposed to, dummy!" - Paul Elam.
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-30A Messianic "claimant" has a free book published, and an introduction on gitbook.io. Lord in heaven, hallowed be thy e-book? What about.me/ssiah?
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34Ben Carson: "Many prisoners go in straight, come out gay"
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22Homophobia, the Musical rap song (video)
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36Matthew Continetti: "I don’t love Spock at all." because he reminds him of Barack Obama. Highly Illogical.
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34Tim Schafer makes fun of Gamergate at GDC (it is literally an industry punchline). AlphaOmegaSin's reaction: he's racist and is commuting career suicide because he pissed off all gamers, because apparently Gamergate is made up of most people who play video games.
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32The joys of Kickstarter: Wings create energy! So give me money for my new energy source that will stop global warming!
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25Rush Limbaugh's frothing at the mouth again, because the Mad Kenyan is so entrenched and drunk on power that the Republicans won't be able to do a thing, when he refuses to leave office.
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30Here we go again: Mike Adams claims that the Jimmy Kimmel Live!'s vaccination segment is racist hate speech.
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36The ultimate goal of UN climate panels is the "eradication of capitalism" and the worldwide institution of COMMUNISM!
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3 From the New New Republic: The Chapel Hill Murders Should Be a Wake-Up Call for Atheists.

[edit] February 2015

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74Victoria Jackson: Muslims=bad, gays=bad therefore Obama=GAY MUSLIM JIHADIST!!
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32A "history of progressive influence in the United States" by Henry Dampier. Or in other words, REDSREDSREDSREDSREDSREDS!!!!!!
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34Alex Jones sides with Gamergate. Because OF COURSE HE DOES.
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25"Georgia Republican Will Protect Us From Glow-In-The-Dark Jellyfish People"
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23The FCC voting in favor Net Neutrality is an impingment on my freedumb! A 5th rate blog checked their facts.
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26Are KGB Chemtrails responsible for polar vortices? (No.)
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45Pat Robertson: If you put ultrasound pics on Facebook, witches may curse your unborn child!
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35Roosh declares that that the real way to stop rape is to legalize rape on private property. Then women won't put themselves into situations where they get raped! (Alternate link with commentary.)
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36Of course the earth doesn't move, otherwise you wouldn't need jet planes. CHECKMATE, HELIOCENTRISTS!
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25Anti-vaxxers: Stupid is as stupid does.
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35Science was wrong about eggs being bad for you, therefore we should harvest old-growth forests and ignore global warming. Bonus complaint about Pluto no longer being a planet!
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13This story about a Christian group that denies the existence of dinosaurs is the latest internet eye-roller about the willfully ignorant. However, since this "group" came out of nowhere, the woman posting the video seems to be the only face of the "group", and she doesn't give her name or provide any way to contact the "group", this story probably deserves one of these.(Warning: Poe's Law in action!)
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35Adults should not be drinking milk because if you were a completely different person, it might give you diarrhea.
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26Calling pseudoscience apologism "Much needed sanity" doesn't make it so, you pompous, consdescending ass.
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16Poe's Law in action, again. VICE author mistakes 8chan roleplaying thread as a genuine attempt to establish a neo-Nazi white-supremacist utopia in Namibia.
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28Roosh V pens a little story in which a fat, manjawed skeleton warrior gets a straight white male fired from his job over a Facebook post in which he brandishes a gun and threatens Mexicans, prompting him to track her down and kill her in revenge. No, seriously. His readers applaud.
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20The American Taliban Strikes Again. This time, they want to implement a new interpretation of Sharia law public indecency which includes the outline of the human body. Women might as well be wearing burqas, thanks to your lovely neighbourhood GOP. Update: the bill was killed before it ever got out of committee.
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34Please, in the name of Jebus, somebody tell me DIY fecal transplants aren't real!
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36In a move that surprises absolutely nobody, Rand Paul starts spewing anti-vaccine garbage too. Hey, there's votes in dead kids! He went full Bachmann. You never go full Bachmann.
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31American Stinker has some tips on how to make young people conservative. (Long story short, just make out Liberalism to be basically the same as communism. REDSREDSREDSREDSREDSREDS!!!!!!)
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90Conservatives pissed at Latinos, because Vermont adopts a Latin motto.
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45Justin Bieber is trans and ‘cut off his breasts’ because Obama’s ‘evil spirits’ misled him.

[edit] January 2015

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16Women who complain about a lack of women in the tech industry, are hypocrites, if they also aren't complaining about the lack of female boilermakers.
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20From the weird-ass fan theory department: Faux News contributor Mary Ham says Disney's Frozen is just a retelling of... The Shining.
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29The East Asian "blood types determine personality" is nothing compared to this: God Divides Us By Blood Type, complete with TimeCubesque writing style.
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31Germaine Greer:Trans women aren't women because they don't have "smelly vaginas."
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26Bobby Jindal just took a new level in dumbass.
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29A (straw) Atheist abandons his flock.
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27For the latest analysis on the SONA, we turn to Sandy Rios: "Obama used subliminal Islamic messages in his speech..."
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5Pax Dickinson was fired for gross, sustained offensiveness on the company dime. This has made it difficult for him to get venture capital. He writes on a neoreactionary blog asking that people check their non-asshole privilege and stop discriminating against people just expressing themselves. He is, of course, a libertarian.
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-13For when TempleOS just doesn't cut it: Cre@tion of civilization, the "Stolen Fire"... actually language. Modern Computing (an Oracle?) showing the light of the superuser, Periodic Table prescient knowledge, and/er the light of "soligion." Re-reading eX odus from Linux to right (before 9/11). In the past it was... Let there be light.
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18Richard Dawkins reads his hate mail, pt 2. As most are from religious fundamentalists, viewer discretion is advised. Part 1.
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-20Fleshlight not your thing? Meet the vajankle.
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24Ron Paul still can't get his crazy newsletter under control. ("No, I don't actually believe the Charlie Hebdo shooting was a false flag, I'm just asking questions!")
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82VIDEO: A QVC hostess and a fashion designer trying to sell his wares on the shopping channel get into a debate over whether the moon is a planet or a star. All hail science education in the age of renewed religious fundamentalism.
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20Noted pussyconomist Roosh Valizadeh offers these sobering thoughts on the rising costs — and decreasing quality — of vagina. (HT Mammoth)
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37Faux News just keeps on giving - how can you tell who the bad guys are if you can't see their skin colour???
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-28The Peach ingratiates herself to the Clogroll by using the recent Charlie Hebdo attacks to demonstrate that she doesn't quite understand how or why Hate speech laws work or exist, respectively.
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37Do you want to build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman... 'cause it's a sin.
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75Fox News pundits strike again, telling their US audience that the English city of Birmingham is exclusively Muslim and is a no-go area for non-Muslims, and that Muslim religious police in parts of London use violence to enforce Islamic dress. The apology didn't take long. Update: Pundit claims his treatment was worse than being waterboarded.
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21David Icke has evidence that the Parisian policeman wasn't shot in the head. It's not clear who he thinks organised this piece of street theatre - the Illuminati, perhaps?
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35The supposed "token liberal" on Fox News' The Five compares supporting radical Islam to supporting interracial dating. Even the other hosts realized what a major gaffe he made.
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38"Hebdo consistently aimed to provoke Muslims." "[The shooting] was understandable." Victim blaming lines you'd expect to hear from religious right-wingers. Except... they weren't.
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29Roosh V's wannabe Gamergate site Reaxxion reposted content from The John Birch Society, with only the barest dash of find-replace.
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25In a truly breathtaking example of unintentional accuracy, George Will decries the "climate Cassandras" who claim that anthropogenic climate change is real.
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10Filthy pinko gets lesson on how hard it is to be a cop. The article conveniently forgets the part where due process gets botched.
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23Of course there are Charlie Hebdo truthers.
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26NaturalNews: Because of Monsanto, 50% of all children in 2025 will be autistic!!
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23Not just the wrong Austrian, but the not even wrong Austrian. #wholebottle

[edit] December 2014

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12Venezuela accuses US of starting oil war to 'destroy' Russia and Chavez' Venezuelan revolution. "Destroy." What is this, a bad 80s soap opera?
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37Satan's very own metric system makes airplanes fall from the skies. (Warning: Link embeds Daily Mail.)
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15The War Against Christians and Even Christmas
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32Michele Bachmann: Five Moments From 2014 That Were Definitely a Sign of the End Times
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13Eric Metaxas and the WSJ finally go full-bore 'God musta done it'
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14William Gheen Defends Don Sterling: 'I'm More Worried About The Black Mobs'
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15A post about creation, linking language and computer science to religious text.' Also here fromthemachine.org
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31Pat Robertson: Gays 'Will Die Out Because They Don't Reproduce'
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145 Ways to Explain Bitcoin Over Christmas Dinner. Perhaps your drunk racist uncle isn't such bad company by comparison.
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28Today's pseudoscientific Kickstarter: DNA is not a helix. The video is remarkable. (Check out the guy's website for some NWO-flavored religious grandomania.)
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23Worried about all this giving malarkey? Peter Schwartz of the Ayn Rand Institute tells you how to celebrate Christmas the Objectivist way.
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28Yes, instead of noting that the NYPD shooting suspect had a long history of mental illness and the like, let's all blame it on the Ferguson/New York protests. Then we'll say there's a "war on cops" spread by Al Sharpton. Sheriff Joe, the Great American Sage!
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70Vox Day: If a woman says she was raped by a white man, she’s probably lying, because only blacks and hispanics rape. (HT Mammoth.)
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34Pastor Logan Robertson: It's the Government's job to execute gays.
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19NEVER SEND YOUR PASSWORD OVER UNSECURED EMAIL. Unless it's to the Bitcoin company who just inexplicably lost your money. (Blockchain.info really did this.) HT /r/buttcoin.
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30VDARE argues that a white man going to jail for life after shooting a black kid for playing his music too loud is an example of a "war on whites".
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11From the people who brought you #Gamergate: #Metalgate
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42Phyllis Schlafly warns us about the "War on Men," waged by those damn rape-crying feminists.
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-70 Rebecca Watson and PZ Myers hit all new lows.
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21Open Carry Group Member Is Arrested For Murder, Leader Calls For Armed Takeover Of D.C.
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26You know what? Keep talking, Dick.
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18Given all of the police harassment and killing of numerous peaceful young black men it's time for American whites to step up and take a stand against the atrocities committed against ... white people? Yes this is a petition to stop immigration or something, oh and Anti-racist is code for anti-white.
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15Behind the Patina of Anita Sarkeesian, a.k.a. "I'm a top-level Harvard faculty member no really I am watch me use all this jargon, bombast, and verbiage which proves I'm a senior Harvard academician pay no attention to the thesaurus and the flubbed Foucauldian philosophy behind the curtain"Possible Poe?
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17Milo Yiannopoulos explains, in full MRA/Gamergate apologism style, "The Sexodus".
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28Never mind "Paul is dead", here is PROOF The Beatles (as they were presented to us) Never Existed.
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24Another reason never to take the Wall Street Journal seriously. In a cross-promotion piece with the new 20th Century Fox film Exodus: Gods and Kings, they do their damnedest to explain how Moses could have parted the Red Sea. BONUS: Rival Forbes calls the movie "god-awful".
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19NaturalNews on GMOs: Liar Neil deLiar-McLiarson is a LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR.
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10Phyllis Schlafly and Alex Jones, sitting in a tree studio, K-I-S-S-I-N-G spinning bullshit about the POTUS.
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18No, this is surprisingly not the first time the POTUS has been claimed to have Martian heritage.
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26Technically, it's a Poe as soon as you can't tell if it's a parody or not. (Vaccines. In chemtrails.)

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