Recipe:Doc's seekrit pizza dough
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The magic recipe is here.
Ignore the use of tomato paste, as he says, "The last of the tomatoes and chilis went into a batch of firey salsa yesterday", so there wuz no fresh termaters left to use.
Also, ignore his misspelling of "parmesan" on the blog. He was drunk on a long day and fresh pizza. If he'd typed it here, I coulda fixed it.