Recipe:Grey ooze
An unappetizing but at least filling banana dish brought to you by the master of taking shit and boiling it in a pot together with no regard for cooking length or eventual taste, brxbrx.
[edit] Ingredients
- bananas
- unsweetened soy milk
- bread (any kind should do, although I imagine more exotic kinds like pumpernickel may dramatically alter the outcome)
[edit] Instructions
Chop up your bananas and place them in a sauce pan. Tear up an equal volume of bread into little bits and place it into the sauce pan. Pour in soy milk until the bananas and bread are bathing in it. Boil until liquid is gone.
Make sure that the top of the pan is high enough, as skim from the soy milk will form while boiling, and the vapors will cause the skin to rise, which will in turn lower the pressure in the pan, which will cause the level of soy milk to rise and make a huge mess. A good remedy is to poke through the skin.
[edit] End result
What you should get is a chunky gray ooze. Regardless of whether you eat it hot or cold, it will be the same unpleasant experience. Do not eat it in between hot and cold. It is positively disgusting when lukewarm.
I think the moral of this story is that you should never consume any foods that brxbrx conceived of.