Rex Research

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Rex Research is a website which promotes pseudoscience and conspiracy theories. It includes such things as perpetual motion machines and Tetrasil. The site is, as a whole, very similar to Time Cube: They both promote questionable theories in a rambling, largely incomprehensible way, and they both have horribly designed webpages, with Rex Research having huge walls of links.

Its stated goal is:

Rex Research was established in 1982 by Robert A. Nelson to archive and distribute " InFolios " -- Information Folios -- of collected Articles about suppressed, dormant, or emerging Sciences, Technologies, Inventions, Theories, Therapies, & other Alternatives that offer real Hope & Choices to help Liberate Humanity from its Stupidity and the evile Pornocracy of Psychopaths .[1]

Various bits of information suggest that the site is a parody. According to Nelson's biography,[2] he works as a gigolo for aliens, and is a member of the Illuminati and that group's candidate for the U.S. elections. There is also a link at the bottom of the homepage to a SubGenius radio station page hosted by Rex Research.[3] There are also such gems as:

NO Deities, Semites, Semi-Semiti, Anti-Semis, Israilii, Jeus, Arabies, Moslims, Christains, Zionazis, Nazi Yonis, Illuminoids, Plutocraps, Oiligarchists, Republicants, Demonocrats, Neo-Cunts, Mexicanoi, Communisti, Corporatum, Homosexists, Fetusi, Homunculi, Stem Cellules, Cloones, Extra-Terrans, Terrorists, Terraists, Computes, nor any other putative Entitties, Spirits, B-ings or Lifeforms and / or Palestinians, were Duped, Teased, Hated, Killed, Injured, Tortured, Sexually Abused, Circumcised, Clitorected, Enslaved, Exploited, Insulted, Ignored, Lied to / about, Slandered, Libeled, Labeled, Stereotyped, Culturally Deprived, Collaterally Damaged or America-Liberated in the Construction of rexresearch.com ...

rexresearch.com and its Hominoid invoke Plausible Deniability and vehemently Refuse to Accept any Responsibility for any Use or Misuse of the Information represented here, for any Reason whatsoever.

rexresearch.com is powered by a patent-pending proprietary biodegradable carbon-neutral meta-mixture of Orgone, Phlogiston, ortho-Magnetism, Aether, and Zero-Point Energy ...

rexresearch.com is Certified Matrix-Free, and contains no Advertisements, Subliminal Suggestions, Lies, Propaganda, Statistics, Typographical Errros or Animal Products, and Deposits no Cookies, Spyware, Worms, Viruses, Prions, Mycoplasms, or Chemtrails...

rexresearch.com is Composed of 141.064% Recycled Organic Photons (Active Ingredient: +0% Ozone... Inert Ingredients: -110% US Constitution & Amendments).[1]

On the other hand, the mentioned biography includes graphic images of deformed babies, and Rex Research apparently sells Tetrasil[4] and requests donations:

P.S. --- Unless Your Purchase or Donation is Forthcoming, This Website will Cease to Operate by January 1, 2013,[5] Thank You. If You Value This Unique Service, Please Purchase the Website CD, or send Donative Checks, Money Orders or Cash in any Amount or Currency, Stocks, Bonds, or other Financial Instruments, Grants, Endowments, Retainers or Bequethals, Vehicles, Real Estate Titles, Seeds, Food, Water, Oxygen, Fuel, Tools, Antiques, Objets d'Art, Musical Instruments, Precious Metals, Jewels or the Philosophers' Stone and Love (Thank You) to:[1]

Whether the creator is parodying conspiracy sites or being sincere remains unclear.

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References[edit]

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 Homepage of RR
  2. nelson-bio (NSFW)
  3. Show
  4. Tetrasilver tetroxide
  5. As of October 27th, 2014, the site's still online.