|The woo is out there|
|Aliens did it...|
|... and ran away|
“”I coined a term for this called the Roswellian Syndrome, and that is — we have a report; an exciting report of something extraterrestrial. Then we have it shot down, if you will — and it goes away. But it never really goes away. People's memories start playing tricks on them, so they're all put into this burgeoning folklore of the hidden saucer.
This article mostly ignores Demi Moore.
 What actually happened
Well, there's quite a story there, but far less exotic than the UFOlogists have always said. The truth is, something did crash at Roswell. Although the term "flying saucer" was used in the newspapers in the area at the time, it was retracted in favor of "weather balloon." Neither was exactly accurate, though the latter is far closer to the truth.
On 14 June 1947, Roswell rancher Mac Brazel found a tangled clump of balsa wood, tinfoil, and some oddly decorated tape. Some military men from the nearby Army air field came by and picked it up, somehow mistaking it for a flying saucer. The Pentagon, realizing that it was a radar reflector from a nuclear weapons test detection system they'd been working on called Project Mogul, called it a weather balloon and stopped talking about it. The first wave of the UFO craze started about a week and a half later in Washington State. Roswell would remain forgotten until the late 1970s, when true believers started investigating the story, jumped to a lot of conclusions, and elevated it into a gigantic conspiracy theory.
Roswell (the incident) has long since become a major moneymaker for Roswell (the town), and has become a byword for UFO believers (as a great coverup) and UFO skeptics (as a symbol of tenacious credulity).
 What didn't happen
What? Are you telling us that an alien race engineered an inter-galactic drive, but didn't invent seat belts?
 Stalin and Mengele
Area 51, a 2011 book by one Annie Jacobsen claims that the Roswell incident was the result of a botched attempt at psychological warfare against the United States by the Soviet Union. According to her book, Stalin tried to throw the US into a mass panic similar to the panic caused by Orson Welles' War of the Worlds by sending a remotely-controlled experimental aircraft with a payload of children surgically modified to look like aliens by no-one else but Dr. Mengele himself. In return Mengele was apparently promised a secret eugenics lab, which is particularly bizarre given the Soviet Union repressed most genetics research. According to her account, it didn't work out because the aircraft crashed, the US military retrieved the wreckage and covered it up. Yeah.
The story is based on a single, anonymous source and it is unclear if the source made this up to pull Jacobsen's leg or if she exaggerated or misinterpreted what she had been told. Some of the rest of the ex-Area 51 personnel interviewed by her for the book are really not amused by the "revelation." It is very likely that the story is a publicity stunt to sell the book. Needless to say, the UFO believers are not convinced at all.
 See also
- The Straight Dope tackles Roswell in 1996 (including a debate with a believer)
- Roswell entry in The Skeptic's Dictionary
- Roswell Files
- See the Wikipedia article on Roswell UFO incident. (It has more references than this one.)
- The Roswell Incident, page by the New Mexicans for Science and Reason, a New Mexico skeptical group
- More on Roswell and Area 51
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o92V9JEzbIU
- ↑ Roswell 'was Soviet plot to create US panic', The Telegraph having a bad day
- ↑ Hudson, P. S., and R. H. Richens. The New Genetics in the Soviet Union. Cambridge, U.K.: English School of Agriculture, 1946.
- ↑ She has some history of, errrrr, over-dramatizing events.
- ↑ Area 51 Personnel Feel 'Betrayed' By Annie Jacobsen's Soviet-Nazi UFO Connection, AOL (Note the credulous way Jacobsen is given the last word.)
- ↑ Not on My Roswell – Why the Joe Stalin Saucer Explanation for Roswell Is More Disinformation, UFO Digest