Search engine optimization
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SEO, or "search engine optimization", is the clumsy art of struggling to get your page to come up first when searched for on a search engine.
The sociopathic version (and generally understood meaning of the phrase) is to make a zillion webpages and link them all to each other (link farming), spam websites that allow comments or user-made content (such as blogs, wikis etc.) with links to your webpages, and stuff your pages with keywords that may or may not be relevant (spamdexing).
The non-sociopathic version is basically how to write your pages and design your site in a sensible and reasonable manner. But webmasters are more likely to hire SEO specialists if they don't phrase it as "I teach you to do your damn job properly." (Or, more generously, "I tell your boss to let you do your job properly.")
 SEO and Wikipedia
SEO specialists frequently have a serious hate-on for Wikipedia, because it's a top five website, and the first result on most Google searches, even though Wikipedia goes to no effort to generate high rankings. They just have this website and put stuff on it, that's about what it says it is, and that people want to read! Wikipedia also instructs search engines not to take into account links from it when ranking other websites, in order to reduce the effectiveness of spam.
- ↑ Although in 2005, Wikipedia would frequently rank thirtieth after its own mirror sites on searches for text unique to it, to the point where some Wikipedians asked Google "Dudes, why are we behind our own mirrors?" It was soon after this that Google started applying serious duplicate content penalties and Wikipedia started topping every search.
- ↑ http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Nofollow