Stars are Souls
|The fault in our stars|
|Some dare call it|
|What THEY don't want|
you to know!
“”You, sir, have to be one of the most willfully ignorant fucktards on YouTube.
|—YouTube comment by user Lucius Uri|
Created on the 28th of June 2007, his channel boasts just over 6,500 followers, and has garnered about 610,000 views as of August 2015.
Mike proudly displays ignorance even of many day-to-day facts, claiming among other things that "the moonlight cools things off" and that "airplanes or ships never come from, or disappear in, the horizon".
 Methods and beliefs
|—Mike being not even wrong and wronger than wrong|
Mike's channel stands as a considerable monument to ignorance. His central belief is not only that Earth is the center of the universe, but that Earth is flat as well. Oh, and NASA is hiding the true shape of Earth.
Ignoring the fact that there's no conceivable reason — nor possible way — to "hide the shape" of the world, and that all of physics basically goes out the window in that scenario, Mike presents all the evidence a sober mind could want in order to decide on the issue. His methods of investigation include:
- Fumbling together literally kindergarten level 3D scenes in a modeling program, with every rendering quality option set to the absolute lowest no less (even for desktop realtime editing), and then proceeding to treat the light simulation and physics of that MS-paint level CGI scene as correct real-world physics. Even in the ultimately theoretical field of proof-via-3D-rendering, going up against the Nvidia VXGI Moon Landing demo seems a daunting task enough, never mind when your submission ends up looking like The Pillgrums.
- Thinking that using a subpar-desktop monitor to just browse around semi-randomly on the NASA website, Wikipedia and Google images constitutes meaningful or even valid image analysis.
- Snacking on a lot of deliciously crunchy food right into his mic, as he talks into it. No kidding.
A particularly hilarious video is "Einstein was Wrong" where Mike "proves" using a "simulation" of the Bedford Level experiment, that the Earth is flat because a flat terrain drawn in Google SketchUp is flat. Mike also pats himself on the back for being so very humble in the very same video he named "Einstein was Wrong".
Mike thinks that the moon landings are Barack Obama's biggest lie (Obama being 8 years old when the first moon landing took place). Why are they false? Because the lunar ground appears to be "unconnected" with the mountains at the background. Furthermore, the photos of the moons of our Solar System are fake because a photo of Callisto has better quality than certain photos of the Moon; not knowing that the photo of Callisto was taken by the Galileo probe (that was written right below the photo) at much closer distance than the photo of our Moon, and not from the Earth. In the same video, he also argues that landing smoothly on the Moon is impossible due to the virtual lack of air resistance, yet ignoring the fact that lunar landing modules are provided with a propulsion system below them to avoid this problem.
Regarding his religious beliefs, Mike firmly believes that there is indeed a creator, it's just that he doesn't know who he or she is. By virtue of this overtly unjustified conviction, he further believes firmly that evolution is a hoax, that all fossils are unequivocally fake, and that dinosaurs never even existed. Stranger still, Mike thinks that extinction is a myth too (even as a concept!), and so the Dodo bird must be alive somewhere, possibly kept hidden by NWO stooges.
Regarding astronomy, Mike thinks that the galaxies, planets and stars — as we know them through science — do not actually exist. Interestingly, space doesn't exist either, but somehow Heaven does.
 "Galaxies don't exist"
“”Nothing helps drive home a radical theory like munching on potato chips during your narration.
|—YouTube comment by user Mike Bond|
The first video (in his groundbreaking two-part series) consists mainly of him talking into his gas station-bought deluxe gaming headset, thus providing his viewers with
a walkthrough of his process of investigating NASA the gut-wrenching noise of him greedily regurgitating cereal and milk in an absolute car crash of gutteral audio. Really now — this was chosen by him as an appropriate multitask activity to undertake while at the same time recording a talking voiceover way too close to his mic. While Mike does have a plethora of shortcomings... I can't figure out a way to end this sentence nicely
Science-literate (and, for good reason, quite measurably annoyed) YouTube user Ander Garin provides us with a rundown of some of the science in the first video that Mike apparently first wiped his ass with, then blew his nose with, and finally stuffed in his pipe and freebased in order to plausibly end up with his current worldview;
|Oh my goodness, there’re so many errors in this video.
Besides, ancient cultures never mentioned galaxies because only nine are visible to the naked eye and can be easily mistaken as stars.
Mike chose not to respond to this criticism, instead taking all the time he needed in the very same comment field of the very same video to make fun of people who participate in democracy, to argue that the word "oriental" means "[because] they orient things", finally running along to happily subscribe to another random, equally cranky fringe channel. Anything for Mike and his peers to stay isolated in their own little bubbles of fail.
 In a nutshell
A short documentary, encompassing the collective sum of all the above theories. If the above was in any way unclear, your conversion to Mike-think will be complete after viewing and taking notes to this lecture:
 What happened to the channel?
For unknown reasons, Mike decided to eventually remove all content from his channel and the links provided in this article no longer redirect to any video as a result. He's currently subscribed to Jeranism, a channel as idiotic as Stars are Souls featuring the same Flat Earth nonsense.
Some of his content is still available though, as YouTube user CoolHardLogic made a video about him.
- ↑ YouTube: Discussion page
- ↑ His name — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls2UGJMNW9A.
- ↑ YouTube: "About" page
- ↑ OMG! He managed to write a
- ↑ According to him, the Moon generates "negative charge" to cool the night (0:14) — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADF7Pge-AWE
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecDnAmW5ggE
- ↑ YouTube: Video Description
- ↑ YouTube: Obama's biggest lie! Moon Landing Hoax (4:11)
- ↑ YouTube: Aliens dont exist — (AWO) Alien World Order (Video description)
- ↑ See it yourself (7:18) — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecDnAmW5ggE.
- ↑ Obama's biggest lie! (4:00) — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C14ylLUN3hQ
- ↑ Obama's biggest lie! (7:38) — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C14ylLUN3hQ
- ↑ Obama's biggest lie! (5:00) — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C14ylLUN3hQ
- ↑ YouTube: "September 11 Explained — The Flat Earth Connection (flights)"
- ↑ Dinosaurs never existed — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvrgXTu9dvM&list=UUgOCzx1HNBWbf2cWrsW0H7Q
- ↑ Look at the description — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccn4cGCS-4w.
- ↑ Galaxies don't exist (part 1) — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nqUJoYZbsY.
- ↑ Galaxies don't exist (part 2) — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY35M2r0VeU.
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwkpMIQGVjs.
- ↑ YouTube: Discussion page
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nqUJoYZbsY&lc=z12ysruppvy2wdye223bf1bptljwilc2l
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nqUJoYZbsY&lc=z13pwjkyxnmkxbys422ctbkjzne2g1c4204
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nqUJoYZbsY&lc=z13yhxxqbnyesxj2z222fj5butuye3lyk04
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nqUJoYZbsY&lc=z12vfbaq0me5gxupr04cgzf52ovwwpuphws0k
- ↑ CoolHardLogic (20 July 2015). "World of Batshit - #4: Fake Planets". YouTube.