Sun sign

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Sun signs, or signs of the zodiac, are used in astrology to assign personality characteristics to people using what are known as horoscopes.[1]

Sign birthdates
Aries March 21-April 20
Taurus April 21-May 21
Gemini May 22-June 21
Cancer June 22-July 22
Leo July 23-August 21
Virgo August 22-September 23
Libra September 24-October 23
Scorpio October 24-November 22
Sagittarius November 23-December 22
Capricorn December 23-January 20
Aquarius January 21-February 19
Pisces February 20-March 20

By this system, we should honor people born between December 23 and January 20 (Capricorn) above all others, for their sign is the goat. Wow, this includes Jesus Christ, b. approx, 12/25/03 BCE, no not really. He was a summer baby.

  • But all other than Geminis, er, suck. Repeat as necessary.
  • But all other than Saggitarians, er, suck. Repeat as necessary.
  • But all other than Aquarians, er, suck. Repeat as necessary.
  • But all other than Leos, er, suck. Repeat as necessary.
  • But all other than Pisces, er, suck. Repeat as necessary.

In early 2011, the internet launched itself into headless chicken mode, with the announcement of a 13th sun sign, "Ophiuchus," and the fact that many people would now be falling under a new sun sign.[2]

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