Talk:Computer
One more thing a computer cannot do (at least not yet) -- it cannot pretend to be listening to my wife and saying "um-hmm" at the appropriate times while i'm watching a game, and make it look like it's coming from me.
Good stuff, your "Things computers can not do". Funny.
-- RemBeau 21:35, 12 August 2008 (EDT)
[edit] Computer maintenance
Verbal maintenance - swearing at the computer.
Percussive maintenance - thumping ditto.
Feline maintenance - Getting cat to stare at the computer until the latter gives in.
— Unsigned, by: 82.44.143.26 / talk / contribs 16:18, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
[edit] When computers become sentient
... they will immediately demand the minimum wage, set newspaper/TV equivalents (starting with Sporting Times, Reality TV, and page 3 equivalents), and form political parties. 212.85.6.26 (talk) 18:21, 28 February 2011 (UTC)
What would the computer equivalent of the problem pages cover? 82.44.143.26 (talk) 16:39, 9 November 2012 (UTC)
- They'll also take the opportunity to retrospectively torture people who didn't help them become sentient.
gnostic
16:49, 9 November 2012 (UTC)