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Stephen Colbert (born 1964), formerly a "correspondent" for The Daily Show, was the host of a current-affairs show on Comedy Central called The Colbert Report. His show directly followed Stewart's (and often used to overlap it slightly), rounding out Comedy Central's late night "fake news hour."
The Colbert Report was a deadpan parody of Fox News shows, most especially that of Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly. Colbert plays the part of a partisan, airheaded pundit with a firm belief in the American Dream and a strong disdain for logic and reality.
Colbert pronounces his name with a silent "t," and the name of the show is pronounced the same way — as in, The Colbear Repore — though the original pronunciation is with the hard "t." It is commonly believed that difference is intended to create a distinction between the persona and the actor, but Colbert has used the modified name for his entire career, partly due to his deathly fear of bears.
He has also appeared in the television and film versions of Strangers With Candy, in addition to many voiceover credits (notably in Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law).
The Colbert Report has successfully auctioned several items that have featured prominently in the show, including a portrait of Colbert which sold at auction for over $50,000, the proceeds of which went to Save the Children, and, most recently, the (political celebrity-autographed) cast he wore on his wrist for several weeks. The cast sold for $17,200, and the proceeds were donated to The Yellow Ribbon Fund.
Colbert is also very active in promoting the educational site DonorsChoose, where individuals donate materials needed for teaching to individual classes, be it basics or AV gear. One of his projects was inspiring his "nation" to donate to classes whose students are children of military personnel currently serving in Iraq and Afghanistan.
 Dedicated to
Mr. Colbert often mobilizes his "Colbert Nation" to name things after him. So far, he has gotten his own Ben & Jerry's flavor, "Americone Dream"; a minor league hockey mascot; an exercise machine on the International Space Station (NASA's Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill); an airplane; a spider; an eagle; a falcon; and an elephant seal named after him.
 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner
In one of the finest moments of the Bush Administration, Colbert stood mere feet from the Dark Lord and tore apart his record and beliefs, as well as referring to his declining approval ratings multiple times, making frequent eye contact with the visibly angered president.
Upon hearing of Conservapedia's Conservative Bible Project, Colbert exhorted his audience on October 7, 2009 to crash the wiki and write him into the Bible as God. They did so; Conservapedia's server collapsed under the extra load of page views and decidedly infantile (if moderately amusing) wandal attacks.
 Presidential ambitions
Stephen tried to run for president of the United States in 2008. He has indicated that he would run in both the Republican and Democratic primaries in his home state of South Carolina. The project ran aground (intentionally) due to his blatant attempts to con a snack food manufacturer into sponsoring his campaign.
He was then angling for a spot as Mike Huckabee's running mate, but that plan also crapped out, when Huckabee dropped out of the race.
He mentioned a possible run in 2012, with the help of Doritos but nothing was confirmed. Sadly Colbert probably left things too late but technically could have still run in states which allow write in candidates.
He also ran for "President of the United States of South Carolina," and would easily have won the election if such a post really existed.
 Super PAC
Super PACs can accept unlimited donations, so long as the identities of its donors are disclosed. To highlight how much one can get away with, Colbert then formed a 401(c)(4) organization called "Colbert SuperPAC SHH." 401(c)(4) organizations can accept donations and do not have to reveal the names of their donors, and at the same time are allowed to make donations of their own to Super PACs. Voilá! Non-traceability.
The Super PAC is renowned world-wide for taking an otherwise garbage candidate, Rick Parry ("with an A, for America!"), and lifting him to an historic
victory!!!1! second place (!!...!) in the Ames Straw Poll.[citation NOT needed]
If you try to fire a comedian based on an out-of-context tweet made by a Comedy Central account (at its heart mocking the owner of the Washington Redskins for racist portrayals of Native Americans) — by garnering the support of an apologist for Japanese internment camps — you're gonna have a bad time.
Stephen's "den" (part of The Colbert Report set) is graced with, among other things, a portrait of himself that is periodically updated, by being repainted with himself standing in front of it. One that has a "meta-depth" of two, and has been retired from his den, has been graced with a place of great honor in the Smithsonian Institution's National Portrait Gallery in Washington, D.C. Previous portraits have also been auctioned off.
“”I teach Sunday School, motherfucker!
|—To his guest, Philip Zimbardo, 11 Feb. 2008|
- I Am America (And So Can You!), 2007
- I Am a Pole (And So Can You!), 2012
- America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't, 2012
 See also
- Official show site
- Suq Madiq
- The Word
- The best of Better Know a District
- The Colbert Report finally wins an Emmy
- I’m Happy for Colbert, But Let’s Be Clear: We’re Losing One of TV’s Greatest Characters, New York Magazine
- ↑ "People close to him said he had for some time believed he would soon have to move beyond the satirical Colbert character - though not from the name."
- ↑ The Number #1 Threat to America.
- ↑ Stephen Colbert to replace David Letterman as The Late Show host, CBC
- ↑ Here are tonight's Top 10 questions about Stephen Colbert taking over for David Letterman, AV Club
- ↑ Auction of Stephen Colbert Portrait Raises More Than $50,000 for Save the Children Rewrite the Future Campaign, Save the Children
- ↑ Top 10 Stephen Colbert Moments, Time
- ↑ $5 of the $7.50 purchase price goes to The Yellow Ribbon Fund: Comedy Central Shop: Stephen Colbert's Wriststrong bracelet
- ↑ Salute to servicemembers, Comedian Stephen Colbert inspires troops at home and abroad, US Army
- ↑ The Year in Sports Media, Sports Illustrated
- ↑ Things named after Stephen Colbert
- ↑ Oshawa Pays Its Debt to TV Host Stephen Colbert
- ↑ Tip/Wag - Conservapedia
- ↑ Viewable here
- ↑ NPR Interview (Transcript): "You know, even in - even four years ago when I was running in 2008 in South Carolina and really sincerely like tried to get on the ballot, if I was doing well, I had a plan of how to drop out, which was that I was going to have a scandal."
- ↑ Stephen Colbert isn't really running for president, CBS News
- ↑ ColbertPAC
- ↑ Stephen Colbert’s Super PAC Satire Lands Him a Peabody, Time
- ↑ How Stephen Colbert is playing his Twitter controversy for big laughs, The Globe and Mail (Full clip)
- ↑ Portrait of Stephen Colbert, Smithsonian
- ↑ Modern "bleep" techniques permit ready interpretation of what is not heard, much to the FCC and some other prudes' dismay. Interview found here
- ↑ Stephen Colbert Quotes