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Mario, under the alias The Vigilant Christian is a really really annoying YouTuber, conservative, Conspiracy theorist, anti-semitic[1], and hyper-analyzer, more so than Vigilant Citizen. He has a large following and his activities include: hyper-analyzing music videos, "exposing" everyone he doesn't like as a shill (including the celebrity/gatekeeper Mark Dice's videos), and end times prophesying. He does this and a lot more.

He claims to have gotten the name from a book series called "Vigilant Christian'[2], which is promoted by some pretty nutty sites.[3]. I guess that would explain he believes everything is a Conspiracy, considering the book series is huge.[4]. Ironically, the Author is a catholic.[5], so it's hard to look at his Jesuit videos without noticing the irony.[6]

Despite how laughable he is, and most of his viewers are just people who love to hear his frothing (The mere sound of his voice is priceless), he gets a lot of advertising from popular Conspiracy Sites, which means that, unfortunately, more and more people will start to take him seriously.[7] To others, he's part of some kind of New Age conspiracy (You know, other than scamming you)[8]. If you check Before It's News, expect to see his videos dumped there.[9]. It is unknown if his videos are a joke or real.

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[edit] History

He posted a testimony of his life before a Christian[10] His story isn't very believable, as he claims to be the "stereotypical atheist". He uses this as a foundation of condemning everything that makes us human.[11]. He also used to be a Yoga teacher and uses this as an argument that New Age is satanic.[12]

[edit] Videos

He says he used to be a man-whore, claims to do everything an "atheist" does, and makes a LOT of generalizations.[13] Many of his videos have titles designed to draw you in. Considering the amount of views he has compared to subscribers, this has worked very well, though it's very apparent even other conspiracy theorists either think he's a detriment to the movement, or part of the conspiracy himself, though plenty of others have been accused of that.

Should you watch one of his videos it can actually be pretty amusing. He rambles on and on about how we're brainwashed sheeple who need to WAKE UP and see the truth. When he isn't doing this he's probably ranting about a TV show, music video, book, basically any media he doesn't like[14]. This includes current fads that die within a month.[15] The evidence he provides of his Conspiracy is usually laughable to the point where people are wondering if he's an elaborate parody or not[16]

Other times, he's just promoting fellow Conspiracy Theorists videos. In a few occasions, he might debunk videos promoting doctrine he doesn't agree with[17], or debating Atheists, which for some reason, are very popular on Christian blogs[18]

Basically, unlike most Conspiracy Videos (and creationist videos since Mario is a Creationist[19]), he can be very fun to watch in moderation. Just don't stay around too long, and make sure you aren't sleep deprived.

[edit] The Illuminati

He seems to talk rant a lot about some sort of Illuminati conspiracy to control the media and bring about the Antichrist and the end of the world or something. Apparently all of the following are Illuminati agents AGENTS OF EVIL DEDICATED TO SATAN AND BRINGING THE ANTICHRIST!!!11!1

  • k-pop[20]
  • Deepak Chopra[21]
  • New age[22]He even has a whole series![23]
  • Carlos arredondo[24]
  • Family guy is a haven for predictive programming[25][26]
  • The Illuminati was started way earlier than Adam weishaupt[27]
  • South Park predicted Ebola (he call it "truth hidden in plain sight")[28]
  • The Cleveland Show[29]
  • The Pope[30]
  • Fat Joe exposed a Gay Mafia[31]
  • Apple (as in Apple Inc.)[32]
  • Skeptics will settle with Appeals to Authority[33], and will never think of the fact she just wantred to ruin Rihanna's career.
  • Family Guy and The Simpsons[34]
  • The Illuminati apparently murdered Robin Williams.[35]
  • The Ebola vaccine.[36] I guess he would just prefer a slow and painful death over giving in to big 'gubmint the Illuminati.
  • Cartoon Network[37]
  • Disney[38]
  • Madonna[39]
  • A testimonial from Katt Williams is used as "proof" of an Illuminati conspiracy. [40] Unfortunately for Mario, Katt is a known satirist. All of this came from Kevin Hart's refusal to wear a dress.[41]
  • Dave Chapelle[42] (follow up to the Katt Williams video) He made a duplicate[43]
  • Rihanna[44]
  • The Georgia Guidestones[45]
  • Eminem might be breaking free from the Illuminati and becoming Christian[46]
  • WW3[47]
  • Lady Gaga did a NWO manifesto speech during a concert (complete with hand signs!), how her fans are copying this "symbolism" in the "speech", etc.[48] This has everything to do with how the Illuminmati are mind controlling us with hand signs, and nothing to do with the fact that she's just squeezing every cent out of the attention she's getting because of the very people trying to expose her, just like any celebrity squeezes every cent out of any curent fad.
  • Charles Darwin[49] (Inevitable, considering his Religion)
  • The Vigilant Citizen[50]
  • Everything he linked to in the description of this video[51]
  • The Hillsong Megachurch[52]
  • Evolution was created by the Illuminati to lead to transhumanism.[53] (Basically we'll be worried aout what is "next" because evolution is too slow)
  • Jay Z[54]
  • Kanye West[55]
  • MTV[56][57]
  • Credit Card Debt[58]
  • Name it and claim it theology[59]
  • Azealia Banks[60]
  • Paul Mooney, ignoring the fact that he was joking.[61]
  • In that same video he claims that Melyssia Ford's metaphor of her seeing many people signing a contract with the devil with a bit of fame was PROOF of the Illuminati.[62] He's not the only one who does this though.[63]
  • The movie Eyes Wide Shut[64] in the same video he promotes the same site he "exposed" as a shill: Vigilant Citizen[65]
  • Tom and Jerry[66] (To be fair, they DID mention Hollywood and the Illuminati... Even had the Eye! It's just that Mario doesn't know what satire is)
  • The World Cup Proof? 1984![67]
  • Beyonce was Demon possessed during her performance at the superbowl[68]

[edit] Suspicious exclusions

There are a few things he doesn't whine about:

  • Pokemon [69]
  • Christianity (His version.)
  • The Vigilant Christian

At this point it would almost be easier to list all of things he thinks aren't part of some massive conspiracy.

[edit] Bigotry

His bigotry is rampant to the point where even his own subscribers are getting on to him for it. They describe him as getting more and more cocky as his channel went by. Whenever he feels proud of himself for quote-mining a celebrity[70] he'll call anyone (anyone, including fellow conspiracy theorists) either "brainwashed" or "shills". Basically, if you're a celebrity, do NOT joke about the Illuminati and do NOT even use that word then you'll get accused of being part of the Illuminati.

Actually, even though most Conspiracy Theorists are laughable, inclusing this guy, him demonizing something you really like can make you genuinely pissed. His Legend of Zelda video has comments constantly removed because of fans telling him how much of an asshole he is and distorting the game.

[edit] Moving the goalposts

He likes to change how the Illuminati deals with celebrities who expose them. When Michael Jackson died, it was because he exposed them. However, since Katt Williams is still alive, that just won't do, will it? Nah, the Illuminati had a change of heart, and they decided to just ruin his career. Of course, when Robin Williams committed suicide a year later The Vigilant Christian decided that the Illuminati had a change of heart and was killing celebrities again.

Dave Chapelle is proof the illuminati exists, but because when he refused to wear a dress, he fled to Africa, and to Mario, this means the Illuminati were after him. He cites that the media claimed he was a crack head, and crazy. Also, Katt Williams is used as evidence too. Unfortunately, Katt Williams genuinely believes this too, which, since he's a celebrity, Mario loves to bring him up a lot.

[edit] Parodies are "Truth in plain sight"

Parody videos (The ones with Text-to-speech, triangles, x-files, etc.) are exposed by him. Basically, he claims they're designed to make us think the Illuminati is a ridiculous Conspiracy Theory. Because apparently we needed parodies to see that.

The point of the parodies isn't that every single Doritoes chip is Illuminati Symbolism to these guys, but they constantly pull the evidence out of their asses. Yes, the parodies are a slight straw man, like all parodies are, but this is because they're to show the most extreme groups who sincerely think this is the case.[71]

Besides, even though the parodies are a straw man, they do kind of show that, even though it's less obvious in genuine Conspiracy Theorists, the evidence is, to put it nicely, created PIDOOMA

In one of these videos, he actually mentioned he knew this because he was a Youtube Partner[72]. He also gave a name to this parody conspiracy. The Illuminutty! Yes, he stole it from American Dad (a show he also exposed). Basically the parodies make us believe that people who claim the Illuminati exists are "nutty". If this is the case, The Powers that Be are wasting their resouces, because we've thought that long before the "Illuminati Confirmed" meme.

[edit] Removed Videos

His videos get removed unusually often, sometimes leading to accusations of Youtube removing them to hide the twoof. One of these videos was during a feud with The Amazing Atheist, where after T.J. posted a video mocking his Disney video, he decided not to argue why it isn't bullshit, but argue that everything he says is real. And boy, did he have a lot of proof. The video contained out-of-context quotes of famour politicians, documentary recommendations, books on advertising with names such as "Occult America", Celebrities that claim the [Illuminati exist]] and other such brilliant uses of his time.

Of course, since Youtube removed that video, it's obviously proof he wasn't lying his ass off.

[edit] "Open" mind

The Vigilant Christian claims that whenever a tragedy, such as Sandy Hook happens [73], he looks at the evidence "[sic]logically and [sic]critically, and finds out the story doesn't add up." So he cites his Sandy Hook Video[74], and asks what other troofers think in the comments. He then states the majority think it is a hoax.

Of course this is bullshit. Both fellow Christians and Atheists are not allowed to criticize his videos, or he will remove their comments. [75]

Plenty of other Christians criticize him of making circlejerk debate videos of established doctrine[76], like of Homosexuality is a sin. He usually goes on those videos comments and rants how stupid they are.

[edit] Denialism

He can't even get over the fact that John Todd was a fraud.[77]

[edit] The Vigilant Christian Vs. TAA

The Amazing Atheist decided he wanted to start something.[78]. The Vigilant Christian fell for it.[79]. They're actually been fighting each other for a VERY long time. If you look on both of their channels, they have videos attacking each other[80], except TJ actually watches the videos before ridiculing him, and Mario just rambles about the latest evidence the Illuminati is real.[81]. It's alright, though. The Vigilant Christian made a video bullshit to TJ.[82] TJ doesn't believe he meant it though. Not that he has a good reason to.

Basically, whatever your opinion of TJ is, we agree: TVC is a fucking loon.[83]

[edit] He's a shill

Yep.[84] Who's surprised?

[edit] His own church!

A new cult started.[85] Essentially it is planned to be a sort of televangelism thing done live on you tube. He is also focusing on giving "milk" to the newborn born again Christians. Seriously just watch the video, this thing is starting to sound very cult like. Even other cracnks agree with us, since he never answers why he makes money off his videos[86]

[edit] Everyone is pissed at him

Search The Vigilant Christian. After people promoting him, you'll either get daily motion (and other obscure video sites) videos claiming he's a Jesuit shill[87], or some other, David J. Stewart[88] claiming he's a false teacher(Mario responded in a video he made[89]), or some other person claiming he's part of the conspiracy.

Other people are just pissed because of his antics, or he offended them. For example, this catholic is mad at one of his videos claiming the Pope is the Antichrist, and then there's other Christians who agree with him, but don't like his presentation[90]

People who aren't just post his crap on these sites.[91]. Even satanists have gotten pissed, which, unfortunatelly, doesn't help.[92]

[edit] And remember, suckers!

STAY GULLIBLE VIGILANT![93][94]

[edit] External links

[edit] Footnotes

  1. http://www.diggvideo.com/the-vigilant-christian-on-zionism-in-hollywood-stefan-molyneux-against-women-and-more-dpp-64_3ca903a48.html
  2. http://www.amazon.com/Vigilant-Christian-The-World-Order/dp/1425152708
  3. http://calltodiscernment.blogspot.com/2014/05/the-vigilant-christian.html
  4. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Vigilant-Christian-IV-The-Secret/dp/1466915978
  5. http://evangelicalanglican-jdwoods76.blogspot.com/2013/06/the-vigilant-christian.html
  6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EIGzGTNg9g
  7. www.maxresistance.com/tag/the-vigilant-christian/
  8. https://newagedeception.wordpress.com/2012/06/14/the-vigilant-christian-is-not-religious-he-is-spiritual-big-difference/
  9. http://beforeitsnews.com/blogging-citizen-journalism/2014/09/mark-dice-exposed-controlled-opposition-for-the-mentally-enslaved-the-vigilant-christian-2455708.html
  10. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjV4Vzm0RcE&feature=youtu.be
  11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wh3_zLxh1k&feature=youtu.be
  12. [http://www.elephantjournal.com/2014/02/yoga-ruins-your-life-in-a-good-way-video/ Yoga Teachers don't take this to well obviously
  13. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjV4Vzm0RcE&feature=youtu.be
  14. Basically everything considering he has over 800 of this crap
  15. http://www.fakta.co/tag/harlem-shake-brings-spirit-of-antichrist-to-americas-
  16. Considering his backstory, usual behavior, and... well, basically everything about him, this seems pretty likely, however if this is the case he's one of the most dedicated Parodies ever
  17. http://www.fundatecity.com/member/video/ca49cc643ca2d67287e00f4232a4a181
  18. http://www.truefreethinker.com/articles/video-dialogue-between-atheist-mr-repzion-vigilant-christian-mario
  19. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12XDGeB4zZs Don't ask
  20. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK4VeTfgBM4
  21. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFz_sQVNWwM
  22. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrYAz0fMPQQ
  23. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL26E2140113379158
  24. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHWkRj5JfMc
  25. http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=ngUr3sDPNxc
  26. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X289sq1pLk
  27. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T3TZOToc308
  28. http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=uws_Xd6LpF8
  29. http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=02OUukYIuOg
  30. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjfCn7XkGVA
  31. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Q3j8vRPHg
  32. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBA40K_E3L0
  33. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzMoJ5idZP0&feature=youtu.be TIFFANY EVANS REVEALS RIHANNA IS ILLUMINATI MEMBER
  34. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nln7edE3sY
  35. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPZCy6G03Tc
  36. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZITxg8wjN2Q
  37. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Z4JE6ybBk
  38. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxl0CVdTCX0
  39. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYi4lrssILs
  40. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW0huqzklH8
  41. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MguVv1pUW0I
  42. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBwnJbeKIko
  43. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DCytyPKVXM
  44. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU9m9wrG6Fg
  45. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUIIqSkKCCI
  46. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goxvoOBos9k
  47. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTCUpOHsxmU
  48. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wm8ALh1tR4
  49. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12XDGeB4zZs
  50. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFJbp2UkDGQ
  51. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgxDgbnofr0
  52. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bw7LNMxcOI
  53. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtXmPQ9zvMY
  54. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTmQRrarRQY&list=PL5B70C2ECB1B3942D
  55. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnTKkP_nGWQ&list=PL5B70C2ECB1B3942D
  56. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s6jRwcVGO4&list=PL5B70C2ECB1B3942D
  57. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz3NyzOOvWo&list=PL5B70C2ECB1B3942D
  58. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLZhStlL1_8
  59. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pvxzfqp5o8&list=UU18S2KrX6YYdQxfNb4uGUCw
  60. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVOToWZDrw0&list=UU18S2KrX6YYdQxfNb4uGUCw
  61. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXMHvu9XwNA
  62. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXMHvu9XwNA
  63. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgvGe3TUk6Q
  64. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u6nOagdHR8
  65. http://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/pictures-rothschild-family/
  66. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br79ZWNOR-8
  67. http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2014/06/fifa-world-cup-is-an-illuminati-weapon-for-mass-distraction-video-2980704.html
  68. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dYE5_mJtTA&
  69. http://m.youtube.com/#/user/TheVigilantChristian/search?query=Pokemon
  70. Example. He's obsessed with Katt Williams.
  71. The Cult of Satorn is a sub-theory of ther Illuminati. The believers think any media where a cube is a major thing is Illuminati (Portal 2, Minecraft, transformers, Time Cube, etc..... and the letter X .
  72. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkkBta3ukbQ
  73. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQv9GP8ktQ4&index=5&list=PLTHDvEc6d7JGS1eC9ddL76-stIw40_L2x
  74. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgJM_DDY0GA
  75. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7voVbag2-I
  76. Spoiler alert: Every one is agreeing with eachother
  77. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyXKo_9wmgw
  78. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtRqw9w9LCA
  79. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgxDgbnofr0
  80. Arguably, The Amazing Atheist's videos on him can be entertaining
  81. two of those videos were removed
  82. http://www.isanyonegoingto.com/social-videos-for-christians/the-vigilant-christian-apologizes-to-tj-alex-jones-is-crazy-and-more-dpp-51
  83. Then again, he IS the one that started this rant.
  84. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBxjBm1MiKg
  85. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvVauHY9V9s
  86. [1]
  87. http://vidooly.com/video/a9cV2Zt69aQ
  88. [www.jesusisprecious.org/wolves/mario_brisson.htm hes, him. Mario is too crazy for David
  89. Good luck finding it, cause it was removed
  90. https://theloudprotestant.wordpress.com/2009/09/10/the-vigilant-christian-campaign-intro/
  91. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ad9rj_the-new-age-movement-is-occultic-mario-the-vigilant-christian-part-1_news
  92. http://www.the600club.com/topic88137-1.html
  93. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2VuaJpQLsc
  94. This is basically his catch phrase.
  95. Look in the comments at your own risk.
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