The Vigilant Christian
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Mario, under the alias The Vigilant Christian is a really really annoying YouTuber, conservative, Conspiracy theorist, anti-semitic[1], and hyper-analyzer, more so than Vigilant Citizen. He has a large following and his activities include: hyper-analyzing music videos, "exposing" everyone he doesn't like as a shill (including the celebrity/gatekeeper Mark Dice's videos), and end times prophesying. He does this and a lot more.
He claims to have gotten the name from a book series called "Vigilant Christian'[2], which is promoted by some pretty nutty sites.[3]. I guess that would explain he believes everything is a Conspiracy, considering the book series is huge.[4]. Ironically, the Author is a catholic.[5], so it's hard to look at his Jesuit videos without noticing the irony.[6]
Despite how laughable he is, and most of his viewers are just people who love to hear his frothing (The mere sound of his voice is priceless), he gets a lot of advertising from popular Conspiracy Sites, which means that, unfortunately, more and more people will start to take him seriously.[7] To others, he's part of some kind of New Age conspiracy (You know, other than scamming you)[8]. If you check Before It's News, expect to see his videos dumped there.[9]. It is unknown if his videos are a joke or real.
[edit] History
He posted a testimony of his life before a Christian[10] His story isn't very believable, as he claims to be the "stereotypical atheist". He uses this as a foundation of condemning everything that makes us human.[11]. He also used to be a Yoga teacher and uses this as an argument that New Age is satanic.[12]
[edit] Videos
He says he used to be a man-whore, claims to do everything an "atheist" does, and makes a LOT of generalizations.[13] Many of his videos have titles designed to draw you in. Considering the amount of views he has compared to subscribers, this has worked very well, though it's very apparent even other conspiracy theorists either think he's a detriment to the movement, or part of the conspiracy himself, though plenty of others have been accused of that.
Should you watch one of his videos it can actually be pretty amusing. He rambles on and on about how we're brainwashed sheeple who need to WAKE UP and see the truth. When he isn't doing this he's probably ranting about a TV show, music video, book, basically any media he doesn't like[14]. This includes current fads that die within a month.[15] The evidence he provides of his Conspiracy is usually laughable to the point where people are wondering if he's an elaborate parody or not[16]
Other times, he's just promoting fellow Conspiracy Theorists videos. In a few occasions, he might debunk videos promoting doctrine he doesn't agree with[17], or debating Atheists, which for some reason, are very popular on Christian blogs[18]
Basically, unlike most Conspiracy Videos (and creationist videos since Mario is a Creationist[19]), he can be very fun to watch in moderation. Just don't stay around too long, and make sure you aren't sleep deprived.
[edit] The Illuminati
He seems to talk rant a lot about some sort of Illuminati conspiracy to control the media and bring about the Antichrist and the end of the world or something. Apparently all of the following are Illuminati agents AGENTS OF EVIL DEDICATED TO SATAN AND BRINGING THE ANTICHRIST!!!11!1
- k-pop[20]
- Deepak Chopra[21]
- New age[22]He even has a whole series![23]
- Carlos arredondo[24]
- Family guy is a haven for predictive programming[25][26]
- The Illuminati was started way earlier than Adam weishaupt[27]
- South Park predicted Ebola (he call it "truth hidden in plain sight")[28]
- The Cleveland Show[29]
- The Pope[30]
- Fat Joe exposed a Gay Mafia[31]
- Apple (as in Apple Inc.)[32]
- Skeptics will settle with Appeals to Authority[33], and will never think of the fact she just wantred to ruin Rihanna's career.
- Family Guy and The Simpsons[34]
- The Illuminati apparently murdered Robin Williams.[35]
- The Ebola vaccine.[36] I guess he would just prefer a slow and painful death over giving in to
big 'gubmintthe Illuminati. - Cartoon Network[37]
- Disney[38]
- Madonna[39]
- A testimonial from Katt Williams is used as "proof" of an Illuminati conspiracy. [40] Unfortunately for Mario, Katt is a known satirist. All of this came from Kevin Hart's refusal to wear a dress.[41]
- Dave Chapelle[42] (follow up to the Katt Williams video) He made a duplicate[43]
- Rihanna[44]
- The Georgia Guidestones[45]
- Eminem might be breaking free from the Illuminati and becoming Christian[46]
- WW3[47]
- Lady Gaga did a NWO manifesto speech during a concert (complete with hand signs!), how her fans are copying this "symbolism" in the "speech", etc.[48] This has everything to do with how the Illuminmati are mind controlling us with hand signs, and nothing to do with the fact that she's just squeezing every cent out of the attention she's getting because of the very people trying to expose her, just like any celebrity squeezes every cent out of any curent fad.
- Charles Darwin[49] (Inevitable, considering his Religion)
- The Vigilant Citizen[50]
- Everything he linked to in the description of this video[51]
- The Hillsong Megachurch[52]
- Evolution was created by the Illuminati to lead to transhumanism.[53] (Basically we'll be worried aout what is "next" because evolution is too slow)
- Jay Z[54]
- Kanye West[55]
- MTV[56][57]
- Credit Card Debt[58]
- Name it and claim it theology[59]
- Azealia Banks[60]
- Paul Mooney, ignoring the fact that he was joking.[61]
- In that same video he claims that Melyssia Ford's metaphor of her seeing many people signing a contract with the devil with a bit of fame was PROOF of the Illuminati.[62] He's not the only one who does this though.[63]
- The movie Eyes Wide Shut[64] in the same video he promotes the same site he "exposed" as a shill: Vigilant Citizen[65]
- Tom and Jerry[66] (To be fair, they DID mention Hollywood and the Illuminati... Even had the Eye! It's just that Mario doesn't know what satire is)
- The World Cup Proof? 1984![67]
- Beyonce was Demon possessed during her performance at the superbowl[68]
[edit] Suspicious exclusions
There are a few things he doesn't whine about:
- Pokemon [69]
- Christianity (His version.)
- The Vigilant Christian
At this point it would almost be easier to list all of things he thinks aren't part of some massive conspiracy.
[edit] Bigotry
His bigotry is rampant to the point where even his own subscribers are getting on to him for it. They describe him as getting more and more cocky as his channel went by. Whenever he feels proud of himself for quote-mining a celebrity[70] he'll call anyone (anyone, including fellow conspiracy theorists) either "brainwashed" or "shills". Basically, if you're a celebrity, do NOT joke about the Illuminati and do NOT even use that word then you'll get accused of being part of the Illuminati.
Actually, even though most Conspiracy Theorists are laughable, inclusing this guy, him demonizing something you really like can make you genuinely pissed. His Legend of Zelda video has comments constantly removed because of fans telling him how much of an asshole he is and distorting the game.
[edit] Moving the goalposts
He likes to change how the Illuminati deals with celebrities who expose them. When Michael Jackson died, it was because he exposed them. However, since Katt Williams is still alive, that just won't do, will it? Nah, the Illuminati had a change of heart, and they decided to just ruin his career. Of course, when Robin Williams committed suicide a year later The Vigilant Christian decided that the Illuminati had a change of heart and was killing celebrities again.
Dave Chapelle is proof the illuminati exists, but because when he refused to wear a dress, he fled to Africa, and to Mario, this means the Illuminati were after him. He cites that the media claimed he was a crack head, and crazy. Also, Katt Williams is used as evidence too. Unfortunately, Katt Williams genuinely believes this too, which, since he's a celebrity, Mario loves to bring him up a lot.
[edit] Parodies are "Truth in plain sight"
Parody videos (The ones with Text-to-speech, triangles, x-files, etc.) are exposed by him. Basically, he claims they're designed to make us think the Illuminati is a ridiculous Conspiracy Theory. Because apparently we needed parodies to see that.
The point of the parodies isn't that every single Doritoes chip is Illuminati Symbolism to these guys, but they constantly pull the evidence out of their asses. Yes, the parodies are a slight straw man, like all parodies are, but this is because they're to show the most extreme groups who sincerely think this is the case.[71]
Besides, even though the parodies are a straw man, they do kind of show that, even though it's less obvious in genuine Conspiracy Theorists, the evidence is, to put it nicely, created PIDOOMA
In one of these videos, he actually mentioned he knew this because he was a Youtube Partner[72]. He also gave a name to this parody conspiracy. The Illuminutty! Yes, he stole it from American Dad (a show he also exposed). Basically the parodies make us believe that people who claim the Illuminati exists are "nutty". If this is the case, The Powers that Be are wasting their resouces, because we've thought that long before the "Illuminati Confirmed" meme.
[edit] Removed Videos
His videos get removed unusually often, sometimes leading to accusations of Youtube removing them to hide the twoof. One of these videos was during a feud with The Amazing Atheist, where after T.J. posted a video mocking his Disney video, he decided not to argue why it isn't bullshit, but argue that everything he says is real. And boy, did he have a lot of proof. The video contained out-of-context quotes of famour politicians, documentary recommendations, books on advertising with names such as "Occult America", Celebrities that claim the [Illuminati exist]] and other such brilliant uses of his time.
Of course, since Youtube removed that video, it's obviously proof he wasn't lying his ass off.
[edit] "Open" mind
The Vigilant Christian claims that whenever a tragedy, such as Sandy Hook happens [73], he looks at the evidence "[sic]logically and [sic]critically, and finds out the story doesn't add up." So he cites his Sandy Hook Video[74], and asks what other troofers think in the comments. He then states the majority think it is a hoax.
Of course this is bullshit. Both fellow Christians and Atheists are not allowed to criticize his videos, or he will remove their comments. [75]
Plenty of other Christians criticize him of making circlejerk debate videos of established doctrine[76], like of Homosexuality is a sin. He usually goes on those videos comments and rants how stupid they are.
[edit] Denialism
He can't even get over the fact that John Todd was a fraud.[77]
[edit] The Vigilant Christian Vs. TAA
The Amazing Atheist decided he wanted to start something.[78]. The Vigilant Christian fell for it.[79]. They're actually been fighting each other for a VERY long time. If you look on both of their channels, they have videos attacking each other[80], except TJ actually watches the videos before ridiculing him, and Mario just rambles about the latest evidence the Illuminati is real.[81]. It's alright, though. The Vigilant Christian made a video bullshit to TJ.[82] TJ doesn't believe he meant it though. Not that he has a good reason to.
Basically, whatever your opinion of TJ is, we agree: TVC is a fucking loon.[83]
[edit] He's a shill
Yep.[84] Who's surprised?
[edit] His own church!
A new cult started.[85] Essentially it is planned to be a sort of televangelism thing done live on you tube. He is also focusing on giving "milk" to the newborn born again Christians. Seriously just watch the video, this thing is starting to sound very cult like. Even other cracnks agree with us, since he never answers why he makes money off his videos[86]
[edit] Everyone is pissed at him
Search The Vigilant Christian. After people promoting him, you'll either get daily motion (and other obscure video sites) videos claiming he's a Jesuit shill[87], or some other, David J. Stewart[88] claiming he's a false teacher(Mario responded in a video he made[89]), or some other person claiming he's part of the conspiracy.
Other people are just pissed because of his antics, or he offended them. For example, this catholic is mad at one of his videos claiming the Pope is the Antichrist, and then there's other Christians who agree with him, but don't like his presentation[90]
People who aren't just post his crap on these sites.[91]. Even satanists have gotten pissed, which, unfortunatelly, doesn't help.[92]
[edit] And remember, suckers!
STAY GULLIBLE VIGILANT![93][94]
[edit] External links
- His channel. Normally we would say "enter at you own risk", because of the clickbait, but some of the videos are just too damn amusing to not lose brain cells over (basically everything, but especially his responce to atheist videos)
- ZOMG Atheists get pwned[95]
- A Youtube who debunks Mario's Videos. Whether Mario made a video "exposing" his or not is unknown.
- Considering he has entirely different videos on more obscure sites, he has way too much time on his hands.
[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ http://www.diggvideo.com/the-vigilant-christian-on-zionism-in-hollywood-stefan-molyneux-against-women-and-more-dpp-64_3ca903a48.html
- ↑ http://www.amazon.com/Vigilant-Christian-The-World-Order/dp/1425152708
- ↑ http://calltodiscernment.blogspot.com/2014/05/the-vigilant-christian.html
- ↑ http://www.amazon.co.uk/Vigilant-Christian-IV-The-Secret/dp/1466915978
- ↑ http://evangelicalanglican-jdwoods76.blogspot.com/2013/06/the-vigilant-christian.html
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EIGzGTNg9g
- ↑ www.maxresistance.com/tag/the-vigilant-christian/
- ↑ https://newagedeception.wordpress.com/2012/06/14/the-vigilant-christian-is-not-religious-he-is-spiritual-big-difference/
- ↑ http://beforeitsnews.com/blogging-citizen-journalism/2014/09/mark-dice-exposed-controlled-opposition-for-the-mentally-enslaved-the-vigilant-christian-2455708.html
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjV4Vzm0RcE&feature=youtu.be
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wh3_zLxh1k&feature=youtu.be
- ↑ [http://www.elephantjournal.com/2014/02/yoga-ruins-your-life-in-a-good-way-video/ Yoga Teachers don't take this to well obviously
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjV4Vzm0RcE&feature=youtu.be
- ↑ Basically everything considering he has over 800 of this crap
- ↑ http://www.fakta.co/tag/harlem-shake-brings-spirit-of-antichrist-to-americas-
- ↑ Considering his backstory, usual behavior, and... well, basically everything about him, this seems pretty likely, however if this is the case he's one of the most dedicated Parodies ever
- ↑ http://www.fundatecity.com/member/video/ca49cc643ca2d67287e00f4232a4a181
- ↑ http://www.truefreethinker.com/articles/video-dialogue-between-atheist-mr-repzion-vigilant-christian-mario
- ↑ [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12XDGeB4zZs Don't ask
- ↑ www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK4VeTfgBM4
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFz_sQVNWwM
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrYAz0fMPQQ
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL26E2140113379158
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHWkRj5JfMc
- ↑ http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=ngUr3sDPNxc
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X289sq1pLk
- ↑ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T3TZOToc308
- ↑ http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=uws_Xd6LpF8
- ↑ http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=02OUukYIuOg
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjfCn7XkGVA
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Q3j8vRPHg
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBA40K_E3L0
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzMoJ5idZP0&feature=youtu.be TIFFANY EVANS REVEALS RIHANNA IS ILLUMINATI MEMBER
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nln7edE3sY
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPZCy6G03Tc
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZITxg8wjN2Q
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Z4JE6ybBk
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxl0CVdTCX0
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYi4lrssILs
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW0huqzklH8
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MguVv1pUW0I
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBwnJbeKIko
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DCytyPKVXM
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU9m9wrG6Fg
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUIIqSkKCCI
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goxvoOBos9k
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTCUpOHsxmU
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wm8ALh1tR4
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12XDGeB4zZs
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFJbp2UkDGQ
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgxDgbnofr0
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bw7LNMxcOI
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtXmPQ9zvMY
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTmQRrarRQY&list=PL5B70C2ECB1B3942D
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnTKkP_nGWQ&list=PL5B70C2ECB1B3942D
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s6jRwcVGO4&list=PL5B70C2ECB1B3942D
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz3NyzOOvWo&list=PL5B70C2ECB1B3942D
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLZhStlL1_8
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pvxzfqp5o8&list=UU18S2KrX6YYdQxfNb4uGUCw
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVOToWZDrw0&list=UU18S2KrX6YYdQxfNb4uGUCw
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXMHvu9XwNA
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXMHvu9XwNA
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgvGe3TUk6Q
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u6nOagdHR8
- ↑ http://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/pictures-rothschild-family/
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br79ZWNOR-8
- ↑ http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2014/06/fifa-world-cup-is-an-illuminati-weapon-for-mass-distraction-video-2980704.html
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dYE5_mJtTA&
- ↑ http://m.youtube.com/#/user/TheVigilantChristian/search?query=Pokemon
- ↑ Example. He's obsessed with Katt Williams.
- ↑ The Cult of Satorn is a sub-theory of ther Illuminati. The believers think any media where a cube is a major thing is Illuminati (Portal 2, Minecraft, transformers, Time Cube, etc..... and the letter X .
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkkBta3ukbQ
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQv9GP8ktQ4&index=5&list=PLTHDvEc6d7JGS1eC9ddL76-stIw40_L2x
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgJM_DDY0GA
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7voVbag2-I
- ↑ Spoiler alert: Every one is agreeing with eachother
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyXKo_9wmgw
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtRqw9w9LCA
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgxDgbnofr0
- ↑ Arguably, The Amazing Atheist's videos on him can be entertaining
- ↑ two of those videos were removed
- ↑ http://www.isanyonegoingto.com/social-videos-for-christians/the-vigilant-christian-apologizes-to-tj-alex-jones-is-crazy-and-more-dpp-51
- ↑ Then again, he IS the one that started this rant.
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBxjBm1MiKg
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvVauHY9V9s
- ↑ [1]
- ↑ http://vidooly.com/video/a9cV2Zt69aQ
- ↑ [www.jesusisprecious.org/wolves/mario_brisson.htm hes, him. Mario is too crazy for David
- ↑ Good luck finding it, cause it was removed
- ↑ https://theloudprotestant.wordpress.com/2009/09/10/the-vigilant-christian-campaign-intro/
- ↑ http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ad9rj_the-new-age-movement-is-occultic-mario-the-vigilant-christian-part-1_news
- ↑ http://www.the600club.com/topic88137-1.html
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2VuaJpQLsc
- ↑ This is basically his catch phrase.
- ↑ Look in the comments at your own risk.