"ALIENS ARE TOTALLY REAL"
I used to watch Unsolved Mysteries (hat-tip to Robert Stack), Sightings and other such shows. Of course it was real.....why would anyone make it up?
It's a "documentary" too, with a narrator. The kids today have much flashier versions to look up to.
Fuck Ghost Hunters, where we had Stack they have Giorgio.
Hey now, you've got to give Giorgio credit: his hair is more than enough to warrant an "Aliens Did it!" story.
"The only way the ancient astronaut theory can be disproved is when the extraterrestrials turn up and say they were never here in the past" - because that's totally how it works, Giorgio! I'm not entirely convinced I was properly taken in by it all, but then again I wonder what it feels like when you are.