The fuck?
You just had to bring that essay into Recent Changes when I was getting drunk, didn't you? If I get a hangover, I blame you!
I'd say let's do it together, but I have to go talk to some students in a few hours.
All the more reason to get wasted, IMO.
Well, it didn't quite work the last time, but the secret to science is reproducibility.
No better time like the present to test your hypothesis. Then again (once I calculate GMT), it likely too early to get drunk where you live unless you've been awake all night and into the day.
Almost, I'm sure I didn't sleep until after 4am.
Psssh!!! That's nothing. I stay up until 10 a.m. CST on a regular basis. If you can't stay up until at least 8 a.m local time on a regular basis, I consider you a daywalker.
But I work at normal-ish times at the moment so my daywalking is excusable. Also, flavouring coffee with shots of vanilla vodka is okay, right?
By my standards: No, but only because I hate vodka. Otherwise, yes, it is okay.
You should possibly try the vanilla flavoured stuff (Stoli preferable, but Smirnoff does a good one too), it's really the nicest vodka around. It actually has taste rather than WHAT-THE-FUCK-HAVE-YOU-JUST-DONE-TO-MY-THROAT.
I will admit: if you mix rootbeer and vanilla vodka, you make what my ex-roomie called a "Vodka Float." That's about as much as I drink vodka. Otherwuise, I prefer rum/whiskey/beer as my drinks of choice.