University
Fragment of a discussion from User talk:Blue
I was only trying to spare you the misery of walking across the Midway in 40 mph winds when it's 5 below and 2 people from your gothic architecture dorm have already committed suicide by hanging themselves on the backs of their doors. The memorials will probably be in Spring though. So there's that. U of C is awful.
U of C student association t-shirts:
“Where fun comes to die”
“The level of hell Dante forgot.”
“The University of Chicago: Where the only thing that goes down on you is your GPA.”
“Hell does freeze over.”
Etc.