Pooooooooorrrrk!
From User talk:Dumpling
The irony is that I'm Jewish, and have never had ham or bacon. But I'll be damned if it isn't catchy.
I thought you were atheist . . . ?
I am, but I'm still culturally Jewish. Also, it's my parents' house, so I abide by the rules of kashrut (at least the parts they feel like following).
You don't know what you're missing on the pork/ham/bacon front. Also (presumably) shellfish. I recommend trying it, even if you have to do it away from home & keep it secret from the folks.