Ninja?
Just noticed that I was conscripted in to your ninja army. I stand ready to do ninja stuff.
Operation Creeping Lizard will commence on the ideas of February. Codes and links have been sent to you.
Excellent! Let my secret ninja army building resume at dawn!
Today I got contact lenses, for the first time in about 7 years. It's bloody amazing! Not only was my prescription for my glasses horribly out of date, but I now have all-round vision. Of course being devilishly handsome is also a nice side-effect.