Everybody, look here!
Not if that's a BDSM metaphor...
Kidding. Do jokes like that offend you? Do you get unwanted attention and commentary for this particular preference of yours?
Sorry, it's just that everytime I think User:Nebuchadnezzar of RationalWiki, I think "neuroscience, writes great articles, BDSM"
Call it latent bigotry I've yet to eliminate.