Foxnews 10 tips to spice up your sex life.
Is it supposed to be about sex or a chemistry experiment?
The men's articles have a bit of the pick up artist feel to them. "all women are a game. your job is to decipher the game". there's also the sense that everything is about the sex and just the sex, and not even the enjoyment of the sex. just getting to the sex.
"dip your willy into nutella". why??? dear god, why??? i don't want dick flavored nutella.
Maybe they think women are like dogs that don't want to take their medicine, so they cover the 'pill' in peanut butter to disguise it.
Men have to spread their seed as fast and as far as possible. No time for actually enjoying sex when there's a job to do.
"Pop your chap in a jar of Nutella, then present it to your lady. Be rewarded with a very enthusiastic blowjob." You might not be. Sounds a lot like when a cat drags in a dead rodent to present to its owner, expecting some kind of reward.