And you can get fucked
Psh. I already have gone gay, and I can tell you I wouldn't sleep with him until he shaved that stubble of his. It may be rockin', but some of us happen to like the clean-shaven look.
Mmmmmmm....The clean shaven look...with an armani suit....Ohohoho.
Well, I got stubble and don't own an Armarni suit. You chaps can do your man grazing elsewhere.