at this talking thing then i am.
That's because you suck at capital letters. Here, have a copy of Capital letters, arabic numerals, punctuation marks, accents, and other extraneous add-ons to the latin alphabet for dummies. It's only 2000 pages, you'll be done by tomorrow. :D
Does it have pictures?
ASCII art, yes.
Even LUEshi?
This sounds like the best book ever!