Cuz those dumb punk kids'll buy... any-thaaaang...
I have purposely avoided getting a smartphone or iPhone or whatever those magic phone things are called for the very reason that you have just described - you need a Masters degree in Electronic Communication to figure out how to phone someone. Been fine thanks, last semester, getting coursework piled on, finishing for good in May then getting thrown into the real world. Trying to make contacts to get a job and failing badly at it, but apart from that I can't complain.
The real world sucks. Stay in College World as long as you can, or you'll regret it. Trust me.
This accurately describes my apathy towards both worlds at the moment. Education world - stumbling through coursework in my mediocre ways. Real world - no work, no money, and therefore no girlfriend. Never mind, I will always have Flogging Molly.