Does this mean I get to gloat?
Get off my talk page.
Technically, this is a subpage of your talk page. Why, though? Do you get an email every time someone posts?
No, I get an orange New Messages box and instead of something interesting it is cretinous prattle.
What, you mean like this? Or maybe this? Or perhaps this? You changed, Ty. You sold out.
By the way, I did get a cat. I don't have a camera, though, so I can't post pictures of him like you suggested.
No he didn't. He was never your buddy. When are you going to leave?
Politeness != liking. I told you as far back as June 2011 that I am not your friend, I just have a higher incandescent all consuming loathing threshold than others.