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admitedly, i've never actually read a single article of cosmos. just hte cover page. but it does seem largly like it's "how to make him have a great time", and "ways to make him shudder".

but i'll believe you. You cosmo fan you.  ;-)

Green mowse.pngGodotToilet paper bondage19:27, 11 July 2012

I've been mocking the sex tips section ever since girls started bringing those teen magazines to school with the "I used a boy's towel after he used it even though was in the wash twice since then will I get pregnant?" questions in it.

You have the men's magazines for the bad tips focusing on female pleasure. :P

Scarlet A.pngtheist19:36, 11 July 2012
 

At camp girls would bring them back from when their parents visited and took them shopping, leaving them in the common room. I would read them, un-fashion conscious as I was, and gawk. A lot of it is terrible tips for things 'he' might like. A lot of it sort of plays off an assumption that girls have no idea what to do in bed or what a guy likes.

I mean, you can't just ask him. Girls just don't do that! We need the advice of other people in order to please our significant others!

±Knightoftldrsig.pngKnightOfTL;DRmore at 1119:37, 11 July 2012

The number one sex-tip you'll never read in a magazine: Just. Fucking. Talk. To. Each. Other.

Scarlet A.pngpostate19:40, 11 July 2012

what's this word "talking?"


I admit, my best inspiration was to ask a gay guy. i figured he HAD one, and he pleasured one, so he must have some useful tips about tips.  ;-)

Green mowse.pngGodotToilet paper bondage19:49, 11 July 2012
 
 
 
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