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Language is the musings of a soul given form.

Talsley (talk)15:18, 22 September 2011

Or, you know, the biologically driven forms that are a strange happenstance from some other evo devo that we saddled ourselves with.

Since no one has to teach language, then it resides within. if you want it to be a soul, go for it. me? souls are messy creatures that like getting eaten for dinner, so I never invite them over myself.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits15:20, 22 September 2011

All creatures have souls. If we are nothing more than biology, then how do we think?

Talsley (talk)15:21, 22 September 2011

No one knows yet, but thinking pre-exists formal language, for sure. Hellen Keller thought, but had no language. what she thought about, with no language, no one really knows, and she couldn't really explain.

We think because our brains picked up a side effect when they were trying to eat more, or maybe when we shifted to meat, or maybe when we stood up. it's all very very strange, as we don't have any brains to disect.

But why would a soul help us think. Animals think. They do not have souls? Or do they?

My cat eats souls. she's black. it's her job.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits15:23, 22 September 2011

Animals and plants have souls. Your cat does not eat souls, nothing can harm a soul save suicide.

Talsley (talk)15:27, 22 September 2011

No- - she does. I've seen her eating my husband's soul right from his mouth.

And then she goes and pukes it up.

Vietnamese souls must not taste good.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits15:27, 22 September 2011

Your husband is a communist? Poor dear, no wonder you view the world with blinders.

Talsley (talk)15:29, 22 September 2011
 

I actually found Tolerance to Be a far more Amusing side entertainment.

ADK...I'll pilot your yogurt!15:29, 22 September 2011

Again, you refuse to take me seriously.

Talsley (talk)15:30, 22 September 2011

And?

ADK...I'll neuter your etching!15:37, 22 September 2011

You cannot refute my statements so you resort to ridicule. Facing reality makes you uncomfortable.

Talsley (talk)15:38, 22 September 2011

Indeed, this is why when dealing with reality it's best to do it doggy style and not make eye contact.

ADK...I'll negate your peach!15:55, 22 September 2011

Dogs make eye contact all the time.

Talsley (talk)15:59, 22 September 2011

Woof

ADK...I'll murder your lowbrow!16:17, 22 September 2011

Your lack of intelligence is as amusing as your ignorance.

Talsley (talk)16:19, 22 September 2011

Does my pen have a soul? It writes beautifully.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:32, 22 September 2011

A pen is an object. It does not have a soul.

Talsley (talk)16:33, 22 September 2011

Why don't bacteria have souls? They're alive just as much as plants.

(ʞlɐʇ) ɹǝɯɯɐHʍoƆ16:38, 22 September 2011

Ah, but they only have one cell.

Talsley (talk)16:38, 22 September 2011

But I love my pen. Ok, Chocolate is clearly ensouled. it was a plant afterall, and it's truly the food of the gods.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:40, 22 September 2011

It is no more ensouled than your toenail clippings.

Talsley (talk)16:40, 22 September 2011

I don't clip my toes, but if i did, clearly they would have souls. i mean, they are toes.

purple souls. maybe blue. guess it would depend on the day i clip them.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:43, 22 September 2011

You should clip your toes daily. Otherwise, you will poke holes in your socks. My grandson refuses to clip his toes, he needs to buy new socks every year.

Talsley (talk)16:45, 22 September 2011

Yes, well, again - french husband. Don't shave either.

I do clip the fingers on my left hand, but not the right.

few people get why, but those who do are imediatly my friends.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:51, 22 September 2011

You previously said your husband was Vietnamese, but you are probably living in sin with several men. Why would you only clip the nails on one hand? That makes no sense.

Talsley (talk)16:52, 22 September 2011
 

Either classical guitar or fisting.

ADK...I'll zap your petroglyph!16:54, 22 September 2011

Bingo. but we'll leave which one to the wiki's imagination.


I love sin. I made me some sin most days. Chocolate sin is best. What you do is take a very basic creme anglaise sauce, and melt into it some valhrona chocolate. just enough to make is silky and smooth.

you can then float small pieces of a sweet bready cake, or cakey bread, like pound cake in the creme anglaise with chocolate.

Learned this one at my favorite restaurant near St. Germain on the the left banque. you should try it Talsley. it will add years to your life, and spit fire to your girly parts.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:59, 22 September 2011

I take enough anti-aging medicine. You'll die before you're 40 if you eat like that.

Talsley (talk)17:00, 22 September 2011

Probably. I weigh nearly 250 lbs already, so it's not like i've far to go.

There is nothing better for making your girlie's all happy and friendly than chocolate silk.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits17:05, 22 September 2011

You should become a vegetarian.

Talsley (talk)17:14, 22 September 2011

I am a vegetarian. I eat Chocolate for breakfast. I eat cake for lunch I eat brownies for dinner. Sometimes wine, cause you have to have wine. And of course, ice cream for desert.

Plus cheese. and bread - lots of bread, dipped in olive oil.

I don't eat salads. green things scare me.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits17:25, 22 September 2011

How can you make yourself miserable like that?

Talsley (talk)17:29, 22 September 2011

I don't eat the scary salads. isn't that enough to make sure i'm not miserable?

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits17:30, 22 September 2011

You are deliberately destroying yourself. You probably can't even move.

Talsley (talk)17:31, 22 September 2011

Exactly! I sit in bed, and blow up wikis. I don't do twinkies, though.

I have class in my cabin in the woods.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits17:36, 22 September 2011

You're a disgusting excuse for humanity.

Talsley (talk)17:38, 22 September 2011

Well, I wanted to be a ballerina, but again, getting knocked up and all, sorta changed that.

Oh, if only i believed in abortion.

Then i could be a world famous model who eats crickets for protein, since they are just loaded with protein and so few calories. Best bang for your buck, if you're on a diet.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits17:41, 22 September 2011

No, abortion is wrong. You should have been disciplined as a child, as you clearly lack self-control.

Talsley (talk)17:43, 22 September 2011

I know. why just yesterday I went out and bought 10 kilos of coke to feed my kids to keep them quite. my kids are discliplined, i tell you!!!

i have a 6 inch wide, 2 foot long board i smack them with.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits18:01, 22 September 2011

While I'd believe you are a drug addict, you couldn't lift a board that big.

Talsley (talk)18:04, 22 September 2011

It's all in the wrists. You just lift it and smack it. Leaves a great mark on the little brats.

The coke is for the kids, so tehy don't annoy me.

my only drugs are sex and rock and roll. and chocolate.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits18:07, 22 September 2011

I'm not going to talk to you anymore.

Talsley (talk)18:17, 22 September 2011

OK!!!!!

I won't be talked to.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits18:40, 22 September 2011
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

How many cells does a soul require?

(ʞlɐʇ) ɹǝɯɯɐHʍoƆ16:42, 22 September 2011

2

Talsley (talk)16:43, 22 September 2011
 

Two. one to hold the cellish goo... and one to hold the soul itself. duh.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:44, 22 September 2011

See, i called that one ! i'm a goddess.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:44, 22 September 2011

No, 2 because how else then would the cells coordinate?

Talsley (talk)16:46, 22 September 2011

sponges!

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:50, 22 September 2011

Exactly!

Talsley (talk)16:52, 22 September 2011

sponges have spongy souls? But they only have one cell. you're very confusing and i didn't graduate highschool biology.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:59, 22 September 2011

Sponges are multicellular. And you having no education is par for the course.

Talsley (talk)17:01, 22 September 2011

no, dear, sponges are single celluar critters. sorry to disapoint you.

I hated school. I tried, but got knocked up at 15 and decided to marry the baby daddy. we got ourselves a small cabin in Colorado, and it's been sex and babies ever since. and eating chocolate.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits17:04, 22 September 2011

Mmm... no. Sponges are multicellular.

[1] sponges are INDIVIDUAL single celled organisms that live in colonies, and when in colonies they specialize to different functions. But any one individual cell can be separated from any other cell, and will survive fine on its own, which is a defining characteristic of multi celled animals.

Which is why they are distinct in all of animals as being the link between single celled and muli celled. they are a bit of "both".

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits17:17, 22 September 2011

Wikipedia is compromised.

Talsley (talk)17:18, 22 September 2011
 

I read that WP article to check my memory was right. It basically states that they are multicellular!

 
 

No, you are just stupid.

Talsley (talk)17:14, 22 September 2011

me? Of course I'm stupid. I didn't even graduate highschool, i'm the mother of 14 little brats, and I've no time to learn things.

now go eat some chocolate. it will help your dis-temper, or your distemper, depending....

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits17:20, 22 September 2011

This is our future ladies and gentlemen.

Talsley (talk)17:29, 22 September 2011

I bez the future.

b1sur chui bo, chui marre, chui brient -- kestufou? kestudee?

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits17:35, 22 September 2011

You are pathetic. Keep rambling in gibberish.

Talsley (talk)17:37, 22 September 2011

That's french. Ask Brx.

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits17:40, 22 September 2011

France will be speaking Arabic before the decade is out. Enjoy knowing a dead language.

Talsley (talk)17:41, 22 September 2011

إن شاء اله

In shalallah

Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits17:59, 22 September 2011
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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