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Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin is a former Republican Congressman from Missouri and an international laughingstock. He is most famous for losing what had been considered a slam-dunk Senate race against vulnerable incumbent Claire McCaskill in 2012, thanks to some
horrifying interesting comments regarding pregnancy resulting from rape.
 Legitimate rape
|It seems to me, from what I understand from doctors, that's really rare. If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. But let's assume that maybe that didn't work or something: I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be of the rapist, and not attacking the child.|
This quote caused outrage among pretty much every decent person in the United States. His opponent, McCaskill, condemned his comments, releasing a statement that she "has worked closely with hundreds of rape victims and intimately understands their trauma and pain. It is that experience that makes Akin's statements so outrageous." His Republican buddies also turned on him; Mitt Romney called his comments "insulting, inexcusable and, frankly, wrong" and Scott Brown (R-MA) called them "outrageous, inappropriate and wrong." It is basically like saying you can only be killed by a "legitimate murder".
Akin apologized for the quote's dismissive attitude, saying he misspoke — and then went even further, clarifying that he meant "forcible rape" and not "legitimate rape." Barack Obama reacted: "... the idea that we should be parsing and qualifying and slicing what types of rape we are talking about doesn't make sense to the American people and certainly doesn't make sense to me."
It is important to note that Akin's views were weird, but not idiosyncratic: he was repeating bogus biology that is actually common in fundie circles. His error was saying it out loud where people could hear it, rather than dog whistling to his base.
Akin's monumental fuckup caused him to lose utterly to McCaskill, 54.7% to 39.2% (with 6.1% going to Jonathan Dine, the Libertarian Party candidate).
predictable stunning turn of events, Akin "apologized" in his concisely-named 2014 book Firing Back: Taking on the Party Bosses and Media Elite to Protect our Faith and Freedom, writing: "My comment about a woman’s body shutting the pregnancy down was directed to the impact of stress on fertilization. This is something fertility doctors debate and discuss... Doubt me? Google 'stress and infertility,' and you will find a library of research on the subject." He also claimed that he meant "legitimate rape" as a law-enforcement term, which of course it isn't either.
Notwithstanding the fact that he failed 8th-grade health class, Akin sat on the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology.
 In Akin's world
- Abortion providers are "terrorists," because they sometimes perform abortions on women who "are not actually pregnant."
- There is no science behind evolution.
- If you criticize him on the issue of his previously mentioned statements, he whines. How much? He compared the criticism to being beheaded by Muslim extremists. In addition, he Godwinned.
 Past cunning stunts
- I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being', The Onion
- ↑ Todd Akin On Abortion: 'Legitimate Rape' Victims Have 'Ways To Try To Shut That Whole Thing Down', Huffington Post
- ↑ Akin: When I Was Talking About "Legitimate" Rape, I Meant "Forcible" Rape, Slate
- ↑ Kliff, Sarah (August 20, 2012). "Rep. Todd Akin is wrong about rape and pregnancy, but he's not alone". The Washington Post. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ezra-klein/wp/2012/08/20/rep-todd-akin-is-wrong-about-rape-and-pregnancy-but-hes-not-alone/. Retrieved 2012-08-22.
- ↑ Todd Akin returns to national stage, Politico (There actually is a documented link between stress and infertility, but stress needs to be chronic for it to have an impact on fertilization.)
- ↑ http://time.com/3001785/todd-akin-legitimate-rape-msnbc-child-of-rape/
- ↑ Todd Akin In 2008: Doctors Give Abortions To Women Who Aren't Pregnant, Huffington Post
- ↑ Todd Akin: No ‘Science’ Behind Evolution, Think Progress
- ↑ Todd Akin Compares Criticism of his Remarks to Beheadings by Islamic Extremists, Right Wing Watch
- ↑ Yes, he has a website.
- ↑ Todd Akin Arrested on May 9, 1987 with Radical Anti-Abortion Group, Right Wing Watch
- ↑ Todd Akin Recounts Arrest at Anti-Choice Demonstration, Right Wing Watch