Other hints as to the true nature of the Ultimate Evil that faces you here today
Residence: Chicago, IL
Degree: BA in political science (minor in history), University of Illinois at Chicago
Reason?: Like a lot of people in the United States these days, I'd have more luck with reading entrails than advanced math, which is a sad commentary on math education in this country to say the least.
Dislike: festering piles of fly-populated dung such as, oh, this one
Other assorted fun facts
Sex: yes - just not in public. We'll frighten the horses.
Weight: below average. For those of you unfamiliar with American demographics, that translates to "not obese".
Skin: acceptably skin-like
Ideal Woman: Physically attractive? Yes. Intellect? Yes. Both? So how much do you want me to spend on the first date...?